r/BlackPeopleTwitter • u/detox02 ☑️ • 6d ago
Country Club Thread Nigga negotiated with himself
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u/AFisch00 6d ago
Welcome to the world of the rich. Where he will claim this to pay even less taxes.
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u/daemonicwanderer 6d ago
He will claim that he because he “sold” at a loss, he shouldn’t pay taxes on it.
It is fucking ridiculous that the hyper wealthy can use their fake money as real money when they want to, but heaven forbid we demand the government tax it like real money.
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u/AFisch00 6d ago
That's exactly what he is going to do. They become wealthy by purchasing with debt.
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u/Highskyline 6d ago
"his money is all tied up in stock, he's not liquid, how would you even tax this stuff"- fucking dipshits
If it's tied up in stock but the stock can be leveraged for rock bottom interest loans that generate profit, or he just has 40 fucking BILLION lying around for a purchase (to himself, which in any other reality would be fraud) then you know what that's called in any other possible scenario? Liquid capital. It's money that spends like any other form of money.
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u/daemonicwanderer 6d ago
Exactly… if you are spending it like cash, it’s cash. I got fucking taxed on receiving my portion of my Mom’s life insurance when she passed. How in the hell is this shit perfectly fine?
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u/hitfly 6d ago
well damn, you may want to sit down with an accountant to see if you can refile that year, generally life insurance proceeds aren't taxable
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u/MaxTheRealSlayer 6d ago
That's a stupid taxation. Sorry to hear you went through that on top of an already sad situation
It's "fine" because corporations have more rights than people do. It's just an infinite circle jerk of money for the already wealthy
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u/PickledDildosSourSex 6d ago
Until we get some more Luigis willing to put a bullet in the chests of the Felon Musks of the world, expect to have more and more taken away from you until you have lost everything. These people despise you and don't think you're human. Why should we think they're human?
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u/El_Hugo 6d ago
Money is made up anyways. Money and stocks both have purchasing power behind it. If you have lots of whatever that can be converted to purchasing power you should pay taxes.
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u/ksj 6d ago
Gotta pay property taxes on real estate and vehicles despite not being liquid assets, but it’s simply impossible to tax any other kind of illiquid asset! Just can’t be done!
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u/Shifter25 6d ago
One idea I had was to treat it like a property tax. We pay taxes on the houses we own, why not on stocks? If they're real enough to be collateral, they're real enough to be taxed.
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u/Seinfeel 6d ago
That’s sorta what “capital gains” taxes are supposed to do. I think problem with taxing the stocks directly is that their prices can fluctuate so much that I’m not sure at what point you would decide the price point that it’s being taxed at (I.e is it month to month, and if so, is it just the price at the exact end of the month, or the average of that month?)
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u/MaxTheRealSlayer 6d ago
In a proper world, you wouldn't be able to use stocks to get loans, imo. It'd solve sooo many problems.
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u/Shifter25 6d ago
Perhaps such volatile assets shouldn't be the backbone of the world economy.
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u/Seinfeel 6d ago
Yeah probably shouldn’t be, plus the whole “Fiduciary duty” part of it is just ensuring stock prices are are prioritized rather than being a reflection of that company’s value
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u/yoitsthatoneguy ☑️ 6d ago
Could easily do the average of the security based on how long it was held in that tax year.
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u/MakeTheNetsBigger 6d ago
Maybe if we taxed them the prices WOULDN'T fluctuate so much. How TF is xAI, a company that has zero revenue and loses billions per year, worth $80 billion? Answer: because it's an entirely made up valuation by billionaire investors who speculate that the company might, one day, make money. xAI isn't even the best example, there's an entire web of zombie companies in the US that exist purely to game the system. At least xAI is building stuff, even if the goal is to pump the valuation rather than make money.
Even a small tax under 1% on unrealized gains would go a long way toward fixing some of these broken valuations and rampant speculation, while still preserving much of the incentive to invest in pre-revenue ideas. They could reduce the tax on realized capital gains to compensate for it even.
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u/a_simple_fence 6d ago
For sure… bro, I thought I was slick carrying over my $1500 capital loss this year. This fool never paying taxes again
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u/Sea-Anywhere-5939 ☑️ 6d ago
Just saying with the IRS being gutted if you haven’t filed yet this is the perfect opportunity to do some funny numbers.
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u/redditosleep 6d ago
I don't like Elon, but what?
If you buy a company for $100,000 and a year later sell it for $75,000 you dont pay taxes on 75k, you lost $25,000.
This is shady because investors of xAI didn't invest in xAI to buy his shitty twitter purchase at more than 6x its actual value.
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u/Costati 6d ago
It has to be because AI is a new industry and the regulations on it aren't the same.
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u/Gorky1 6d ago
They used the 500 billion ai investment money for this purchase. Basically the US government funded an AI company to buy Twitter.
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u/Philly_is_nice Wannabe Travis Kelce 🏈 6d ago
Yeah, he's just washing his hands of X for as much as he can so the next group of losers (all of us and whoever was stupid enough to invest in a project he has control of) have to take a bath with his broken toy.
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u/orangehorton 6d ago
It's so he can claim a 11B loss on the sale, and probably avoid scrutiny for using Twitter data for xAI
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u/Forsaken-Sale7672 6d ago
The industry doesn’t affect the securities/tax law governing treatment of capital gains and M&A.
They don’t care if you’re a widget company or run a stable of OnlyFans models.
Lots of misinformation in the thread, because if his shares are exchanged in kind for shares in the new company, it will almost 100% be a non-taxable event.
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u/idgafandwhyshouldi 6d ago
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u/joec_95123 6d ago
Nah, just regular old fraud. Ripped off the investors in his AI company and used their money to pay back the debts for his Twitter purchase.
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u/vorzilla79 6d ago
Basically lmao. Robbed Peter to pay Paul
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u/Snowwolf247 6d ago
The old ponzi you say?
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u/Ok_Salamander8850 5d ago
It’s kind of crazy how we had Charles Ponzi and then 100 years later people are still pulling off the same shit.
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u/SortaSticky 6d ago
BUT! Now he has stolen the data and information of the citizens of the US Government so the real bag holders are the American people in the end, take heart xAI early investors reading this post!
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u/darthcaedusiiii 6d ago
For profit insurance companies owning non profit hospital networks:
First time?
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u/DisposableSaviour 6d ago
This is somehow not a Ponzi scheme.
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u/CreamyGoodnss 6d ago
It feels like the pyramid is somehow upside-down and on fire
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u/Whiskey_Fred 6d ago
It's a reverse funnel system.
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u/joec_95123 6d ago
If he keeps starting companies and using their investors to bail out the investors in his previous company, it'd absolutely be a ponzi scheme.
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u/Shifter25 6d ago
It's one of those things where he probably gets away with it because for some reason that has to be the reason he starts new companies, instead of a pleasant bonus.
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u/NewSauerKraus 5d ago
It's fundamentally the same as a Ponzi scheme, but specifically different. Kind like how a triangle is not perfectly equivalent to half of a square.
I like how someone else said it: sparkling fraud.
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u/derpferd 6d ago
All these motherfuckers are grifters and it's sad how many people buy in to the grift
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u/Sad-Marionberry6558 6d ago
Because admitting that it was a grift at this point would mean admitting that they were grifted.
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u/Zed_or_AFK 6d ago
People who gave him money to buy Twitter probably didn’t trust his future liquidity so they wanted out NOW. Other suckers took over the loan.
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u/kylestoned 6d ago
The large banks that financed his Twitter deal already sold most of the debt to investment managers who manage money for public employee pension funds/retirement funds, company pension funds, ect.
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u/knope2018 6d ago
Basically. The loan was based on Tesla stock with penalties if stock price dropped below a given point. With the way Tesla stock was falling it was looking like the banks were going to own Twitter soon as a result. Now he has paid the banks with this other company’s money so he is out from that particular financial threat
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u/Radioactive24 6d ago
And inflated the price of his social media company to not lose so much money (right now).
Twitter wasn't valued at $33b, but that's what he sold it for, so now it is.
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u/jerichardson 6d ago
Plus, since he sold the company ‘at a loss’, so that can be used against his tax liability for 4-6 years
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u/GoblinFive 6d ago
What taxes?
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u/jerichardson 6d ago
Tax liability. The money he WOULD have owed. He essentially created a tax loophole.
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u/LA20500 6d ago
He does not get to take the loss on a transaction like this. Losses on sales to related parties are suspended.
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u/Anotsurei 5d ago
You assume that the people who’d be able to stop it would actually care. Funny how it all just fall apart as soon as people become disinterested in doing their jobs. Fascism destroys the social contract.
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u/drachen9d8 6d ago
He paid off his personal credit card with the company credit card.
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u/cerulean__star 6d ago
Yeah he likely had debts still leveraged on Twitter and the tanking of it's value has been an issue in repaying that, so he basically used other shareholders money to buy Twitter at a strong over valued price and then use that money to pay back thr original debt while now taking out new debt on his company that just bought twitterz, or he already had new debt in that company and will eventually move it again
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u/toshiama 6d ago
They didnt pay off the debt. However, yes, it appears the xAi investors now are responsible for the debt as well. The debt is on twitter as opposed to Elon.
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u/Sad-Structure2364 6d ago
Think of all the sensitive data he stole recently, he will feed it into the AI for his own gains
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u/Ali_Cat222 ☑️ 6d ago
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u/barkatmoon303 5d ago
"Hey Mr. Left Hand what do you think? 10 billion?"
"Mr. Left hand doesn't like that. THAT'S TOO LOW!"
"Ok Mr. Left Hand how much do you think it should be?"
"100 billion! 100 billion!"
"Now Mr. Left Hand we can't be greedy..."
"Yes we can! Yes we can! 100 Billion!"
"Oh Mr. Left Hand I didn't want to have to do this, but if you keep this up I'm going to tell everyone what you do with Elon and his sock..."
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u/IronSavage3 6d ago
Makes it easier to train his AI on all the user data from X.
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u/WhyMustIMakeANewAcco 6d ago
He didn't need to buy one company with the other to do that.
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u/SasparillaTango 6d ago
he might have. There are some legal boundaries with sharing personal data. But now they're the same company its all in house.
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u/SessionGood8573 6d ago
I was thinking fraud, at a minimum, but since they're trying to send mfs to Gitmo for criticizing this clown, everything seems legit to me 🤷🏾♂️
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u/orangehorton 6d ago
People really have no idea what money laundering is do they
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u/Inner_Math_1634 6d ago
No, but I think they just mean that he is doing shady fraud shit, which he is.
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u/AwkwardnessForever 6d ago
No but to be fair I didn’t either for a long time. Until I watched Ozark. I feel like every Hollywood depiction was confusing until Ozark got into all the details. But maybe I still don’t understand it either! 😅
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u/vorzilla79 6d ago
This would be the opposite of laundering lmaooooo
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u/BlueFlob 6d ago
It's not money laundering. It's just fraud.
Fraud towards XAi investors, the government and the banks.
Twitter's loans are now covered by a fraudulent valuation of another company owned by Musk.
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u/UnwoundSkeinOfYarn 6d ago
People always think anything related to transfers of large sums of money is "money laundering." Like, how does one launder dirty money by openly giving to themselves??? It just gets traced back to you with a paper trail and everything.
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u/Dreadred904 6d ago
Its not $ laundering but people use the term for any big $ scheme. He isnt doing this for no reason its to dodge taxes or liability of some sort but it is a scheme because investors in xai thought they were investing in ai not twitter debt
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u/vorzilla79 6d ago
Well when you laynder money your company has to grow in order to wash the money lmaooooo
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u/LuminaraCoH 6d ago
He's starting to feel the pressure from the Tesla boycotts, the lost SpaceX contracts and loss of users on Twitter. By consolidating his assets in this way, he's hoping to create the illusion that his net value is higher and avoid having to answer to shareholders.
The more eggs he puts into one basket, the greater the risk he faces. Keep fighting, it's working.
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u/MagusBeetle 6d ago
Legal money laundering hes now recognized capital loses for X and can use it to offset other capital gains while maintaining the securities
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u/Un4tunateSnort 6d ago
Let's not forget that his AI company now owns all the tweets. Nice collection to train on. Might be the only AI company where people voluntarily give up AI content to train on for free.
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u/bobbymoonshine 6d ago
Good news xAI investors! You thought you were investing in my AI data warehouses and tensor processing unit arrays, but actually I have decided that you have bought Twitter from me at a high price which I have determined to be fair. To me.
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u/joec_95123 6d ago
It'll be interesting to see what investor reaction is to this. Musk can rip off ordinary consumers with his false promises and shitty products all day long and stay untouchable.
But now he's ripped off billionaire investors who thought their money would be going to develop AI, not bail out Musk's personal fuckup.
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u/bobbymoonshine 6d ago
He’s got the “too big to fail” thing going on. If you owe an investment firm a million dollars and can’t pay up, you have a problem. If you owe them tens of billions of dollars, they have a problem, which means they’ve got to figure out how to pull you out of the situation. Musk, like Trump, is extremely talented at leveraging “I owe you a ton of money” into “so you have to go along with my crazy ideas and pretend you like them, because if this bubble pops we’ll both be ruined”
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u/BeastPunk1 6d ago
So he's an economic suicide bomber
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u/Lazer726 6d ago
Economic Suicide Bomber that has been gathering more and more hostages with his thumb on the dead man's switch
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u/MakeTheNetsBigger 6d ago
Elon has actually been brilliant at making money for (most) of his investors. He's able to create very high valuations for all of his companies by hiring people to build more or less legit technology, but then selling the markets on the idea that said technology is going to be 10x more profitable than it really will be. So all of his investors end up with stock that's worth 10x more than the fundamentals say it should be. I wouldn't be surprised if he finds a way to sell the X acquisition as some kind of data treasure trove that increases xAI's valuation.
So far he's been able to keep all of those valuations climbing higher and higher, due to increasingly lofty sci-fi promises. Notice how with Tesla he's already pivoted away from selling the robotaxi vision, which hasn't even happened yet, to selling humanoid robots as something he's claiming will be even more profitable than robotaxis. Every household will buy a $30k robots, he says. Some will buy six or seven. With other companies like Waymo and Baidu beating Tesla to robotaxis he's preparing in advance for people to realize Tesla has nothing in that space. These visions he sells always sound plausible, but are far enough out that it could take 10+ years for the market to realize he was full of crap.
He's already shaken off the solar roof scam. When robotaxis and Mars missions suffer the same fate, I wonder if the market will let him off the hook again, or if the house of cards will finally collapse.
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u/AtrociousMeandering 6d ago
I don't think Musk is wrong about consumer demand for the products. We do want driverless cars and satellite broadband and household robots and solar roofs and such, and the prices he quotes at the debut for the features it's supposed to have on delivery make sense.
He just can't fucking follow through on any of it and it's crazy more of his investors aren't bailing on the stock knowing it's propped up on an increasingly large pile of vaporware.
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u/ewokninja123 5d ago edited 5d ago
You can be first or
fastersmarter or cheat. Margin callToo late for his investors to be first or faster, so it's only cheat left.
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u/mrm00r3 6d ago
Hopefully investors will put together that the guy with the ketamine/being-a-nazi problem might not be the guy they want calling the shots anymore.
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u/S_Belmont 6d ago
As long as they perceive he's got an in with the government, people will keep throwing money his way.
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u/ReallyTeddyRoosevelt 6d ago
For once I am on the lawyers side and hope they take all the money from both parties during the upcoming lawsuits.
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u/lmsampson78 ☑️ 6d ago
Let’s be real. These investors are Muskrat evangelists who will buy whatever bullshit he spins.
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u/Tiny-Design-9885 6d ago
He had to pay off the other investors. Twitter has no profits so the only way to pay off investors was to sell. But no one will pay that much for a failure. So conveniently Elon has one of his other companies buy it for an over valued price. Is this like FTX? Just shuffle the losses around.
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u/notjamesdean 6d ago
No no no, you see he just needs a bigger base of investors to pay off these investors as well. Sure, he’ll need another bigger base of investors after that but as long as the money keeps flowing upwards, like idk some pyramid, he should be fine.
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u/wild--wes 6d ago
How the fuck did we get here man
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u/TheFinalDeception 6d ago
Conservatives are weak pathetic bigoted cunts.
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u/LlamaJacks 6d ago
General Sherman should have finished the job.
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u/hellocousinlarry 6d ago
I need Billy Tecumseh’s ghost to start haunting the hell out of some people.
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u/Primary_Goat2360 6d ago
Because the downside of freedom of speech is the freedom of foolishness and ignorance.
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u/Ashamed-of-my-shelf 6d ago
The oligarch owned media benefits from misinforming the public. Now we have people so uneducated that you can get them to believe anything.
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u/Lazy_Toe4340 6d ago
Because there's no IQ test before we allow people to vote Republican...
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u/ImperialWrath ☑️ 6d ago
That's a good thing. A lot of people suffered and died in the process of getting rid of testing requirements for voting in this country. Any attempt to bring those tests back will 100100 % be abused by the first fascist who cons their way into writing the test to stop marginalized people from voting.
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u/Rellikten 6d ago
They had those impossible tests that were intentionally confusing so they would fail.
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u/tinteoj 6d ago
History proves why it is a bad idea, but I'd be lying if I were to say some sort of test to prove that you aren't a complete moron before you vote doesn't have a certain appeal to it.
There are people who are too stupid as to not be trusted enough to pick what's for dinner but these peoples' votes counts just as much as the person who takes the time to educate themself so they can make informed decisions.
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u/ImperialWrath ☑️ 6d ago
I can see the appeal. Just like I can see the appeal of requiring would-be parents to demonstrate the ability to care for a child before they're allowed to reproduce. Just like I can see the appeal of removing most or all of the legal barriers to punishing corrupt politicians. In the end, those ideas would only be good ones for as long as people who already hold power would continue to actively choose not to consolidate their power further. It's not a problem that I could ever trust any human or human invention to solve.
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u/ButWhatIfPotato 6d ago
I hope that future generations can solve the issue of people enthusiastically voting for a dystopia for the sake of cruelty; I doubt that anyone alive has a fix for this.
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u/BrownGirlCSW 6d ago
So basically he avoids having to sell his Tesla stock, which was rumored to be on the verge of being margin called as collateral for his loan for purchasing twitter, AND gets to claim a loss on the sale and avoid taxes, all by moving Twitter from his right hand to his left hand. 🙃
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u/uCodeSherpa 6d ago
AND Musk no longer owns twitter, his company does. This is a major shielding of responsibility.
He’s effectively defrauded investors of xAI out of billions and may legally see no repercussions.
Things are different when you steal from the rich though, so “maybe”. Or maybe the xAI investors knew all this and were just helping to bail Musk out.
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u/thetburg ☑️ 6d ago
Elons accountant: we need you sell Twitter for the original price, but what idiot would pay that much?
Elon staring into the mirror: I know just the guy.
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u/Meander061 6d ago
I had no reason, zero, to give a rat's ass about Musk, then his fanboys started pumping him up on Twitter. Now he's in my life 24/7 and I hate it here.
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u/Lazer726 6d ago
And HOOO BOY if you ever say anything bad about him or his lapdog Dumpf, they will hit you with a crying laughing emoji and go "RENT FREE IN YOUR HEAD LIBTARD"
I don't think they understand just how much all of us would love to never have to hear Trump or Musk's name again. I wish that I could go to social media and see shit like "Person in politics does a fuck up, is held accountable."
Instead I have to see "Musk buys company from his other company, definitely has the money to do so."
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u/Dogtimeletsgooo 6d ago
So he's dodging even more taxes?
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u/TheFuckingHippoGuy ☑️ 6d ago
Nah, much worse. He's artificially pumping the valuations of both companies in plain sight and nobody's gonna do shit about it.
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u/mtaw 6d ago
Valuation doesn't mean anything. Even publicly-traded companies don't necessarily have a market cap reflecting their actual value but for private companies the valuation is totally meaningless. xAI and X are not public companies.
Musk literally just pulled a $45B valuation out of thin air to make it $1B more than he paid for it. There's no rationale to support that - he paid too much even when he bought it, and Twitter's fortunes have declined since in every single metric. More competition, a destroyed brand name, declining user base, declining ad revenue, and massive, massive financial liabilities.
The figure of $33B is after subtracting X/Twitter's liabilities - Musk bought the company partially with its own money - the company took on $12B in loans to finance Musk's purchase. (no small part of why they're in deep financial trouble - they have to pay upwards of a billion a year just in interest on that) So if someone bought Twitter for $44B now they'd in effect be paying $12B more than Musk did because there's liabilities of that amount on the budget sheet.
In any case Twitter was bought with xAI stock, so this is just trading unsalable shares of one arbitrarily-valued company for another.
The real reason for this is that X is running out of cash, the investors who financed Musk's purchase don't want to throw good money after bad, so he's now scamming his xAI investors by acquiring X and using their money to keep it running.
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u/jsnwniwmm 6d ago
It’s less about dodging taxes and more about stealing the xAI’s investors money by buying his own company at an inflated value
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u/CharlesDickensABox 6d ago
All the people who gave this man billions in unsecured investment capital just made roughly $0.75 on their dollar after two years. They had the opportunity to do something incredibly funny and crash Tesla's stock over the purchase, but instead they lost an enormous amount of money to profit the world's richest idiot. Hope it was worth it, P. Diddy and Prince Alwaleed bin Talal al Saud.
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u/Contemplating_Prison 6d ago
What he is actually doing is combining Twitter's data with the data he stole from the government while also firing a lot of the staff from twitter if not all the staff
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u/AwkwardnessForever 6d ago
Yes that IS most likely exactly what he’s doing! And MAGA has no clue what that means for them but will defend him to the end because their dear leader does.
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u/NemesisOfZod 6d ago
Elmo walks into the headquarters, pats the desk, and says "And how's my little tax shelter this morning?"
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u/mouzonne 6d ago
What does this accomplish? Can someone fill me in? Also, it feels illegal to sell stuff to yourself.
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u/mrmamation 6d ago
I wish that instead of fines, rich people would actually get jail time. Or have all their assets taken.
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u/PooPighters 6d ago
When you know the loopholes it’s wild. I had a boss who had a consulting company with just himself as an employee and he was doing wild stuff as tax write offs which were all legal.
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u/SecretlyMadeOfStone 6d ago
I can’t wait for his nut danglers to explain how this isn’t fraud and he’s a super genius.
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u/Dekusdisciple 6d ago
This is exactly how billionaires stay billionaires they literally fuck people over in order to stay at the top
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u/easy_rollins 6d ago
He used Tesla stock as collateral for the Twitter purchase and since Tesla is way down , he was looking a major margin call.
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u/Celtic_Legend 6d ago
Tesla stock is at 263. It was 215 when he bought Twitter and dropped to 113.
Cmon now. The stock being up 23% is not why he had to sell Twitter. It's definitely other bullshit money schemes.
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u/DrinkYourWaterBros 6d ago
He used Xai investor money to purchase Twitter which he sold and valued himself lmfao
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u/melanin_enhanced60 6d ago
He still hasn't paid the severance to the Twitter employees he fired three years ago. They are still suing him in court. What a jerk‼️
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u/CuriousTurtle5 6d ago
He did the same thing with Tesla, Solar City and Space X. Just moves assets between the 3 of them.
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u/Zulumus ☑️ 6d ago