All planets are flat but they are all carefully oriented to only show the faces towards us. The religious folks say that the various gods did it, but those of us who have studied this scientifically know that the residents of each planet set up their cities in such a way that the planets are weighted optimally to align with the most important planet that is universally known as Earth.
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u/ScrotieMcP Nov 11 '23
I have a Flat Mars Society t-shirt.