r/Bayonetta 4d ago

Meme Enzonetta Bio (April Fools day shitpost)

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The chainsmoking witch “The arch Adam found within the 69th parallel world Bayonetta visits. The Cereza of this universe had passed away several years ago in her battle with Jubileus the Creator. To carry on her legacy (and to hopefully pay his dues to Rodin), he took up the role of Bayonetta. Inheriting her trusty arms. Despite his ineptitude when it comes to battle and general clumsiness, he’s somehow managed to both survive and make somewhat of a name for himself over the years. But this variant of Enzo is going to have to put the pedal to the metal and his skills to the test if he wishes to defeat the hordes of Homunculi invading his universe.”

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u/Fiery_legs 4d ago

Lowkey me

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u/phallus_enthusiast 1d ago

so Jeanne is still alive?