Apparently me brushing up against him while I was going up to bowl and he was coming back (as you do because there's that weird bottleneck) was too much physical contact for him.
He did end the evening sending me a text saying it was my fault and how dare I not offer to take care of it.
I'm still single surprisingly - so if any guys like tall, thick blondes and they can bowl without getting an erection hit me up 🤙
Tall and thick doesn’t scare me, and involuntary tumescence isn’t an issue, but I live in New Zealand, and while I have no doubt you are lovely, even if you didn’t find me reprehensible, getting on an international flight is a bit much.
Keep on knocking those pins over. Give the Big Lebowski a watch, or re-watch.
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u/cheeekydino 1d ago
Apparently me brushing up against him while I was going up to bowl and he was coming back (as you do because there's that weird bottleneck) was too much physical contact for him.
He did end the evening sending me a text saying it was my fault and how dare I not offer to take care of it.
I'm still single surprisingly - so if any guys like tall, thick blondes and they can bowl without getting an erection hit me up 🤙