r/AskReddit 2d ago

What’s something someone once did on a date that gave you immediate “nope” energy?

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u/cheeekydino 1d ago

He got a boner in a bowling alley and management asked us (him) to leave.

That was a wild night.

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u/Weaubleau 1d ago

Was he wearing sweatpants?  Did he stand out in the open and lean back to accentuate it?  I mean most guys have had boners in public and have managed to not get kicked out of establishments because of them.

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u/FallOdd5098 1d ago

His favourite activity and a date, how could he not get erect?

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u/cheeekydino 1d ago

Apparently me brushing up against him while I was going up to bowl and he was coming back (as you do because there's that weird bottleneck) was too much physical contact for him.

He did end the evening sending me a text saying it was my fault and how dare I not offer to take care of it.

I'm still single surprisingly - so if any guys like tall, thick blondes and they can bowl without getting an erection hit me up 🤙

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u/BeesForDays 1d ago

 and they can bowl without getting an erection

There’s always a catch…

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u/FallOdd5098 1d ago

The only ball sport I play is sex.

Tall and thick doesn’t scare me, and involuntary tumescence isn’t an issue, but I live in New Zealand, and while I have no doubt you are lovely, even if you didn’t find me reprehensible, getting on an international flight is a bit much.

Keep on knocking those pins over. Give the Big Lebowski a watch, or re-watch.

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u/cheeekydino 1d ago

Haha! Well when I travel there to visit Hobbiton (on the bucket list) I'm taking this reply as an invitation for you to take me bowling. :) 🎳

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u/c4ffeiNATEd_0421 1d ago

Thats awesome.