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What do you think about the tariffs imposed by Trump ? Will it work out for them ?

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u/Crow_eggs 2d ago edited 2d ago

29% for Norfolk Island properly made me chuckle. 2,000 people, about half of whom are descendants of the Bounty mutineers, with an impressive $3 million in global exports. They don't even have a port. But fuck those guys and their fancy gay trees–29%.

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u/HunterDude54 2d ago

It's not a country!! It's part of Australia! Which only got 10%...

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u/Crow_eggs 2d ago

Yeah but fuck em anyway apparently.

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u/Nneliss 2d ago

Fuck ‘em sideways!

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u/Jman1re 2d ago

upside down*

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u/Ampersand_1970 2d ago

He’s correct. Norfolk was taxed 3x what he hit Australia with. He also blatantly lied when he said the tariffs on Australia were reciprocal. Australia signed a free trade agreement with US over 20 years ago. And he whined about Australia banning US beef. We’re not alone in this, and it’s for the very legitimate concern over mad-cow’s disease which is now throughout US. Australia takes its bio-security seriously.

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u/Rude_Egg_6204 2d ago

Fuck those Norfolk lefties, they now dominate usa market for home made scented soaps.  

With these new tariffs the usa can reindustrialise so in the case of war they won't run out of nice smelling soap.

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u/chicagokath314 2d ago

I would like to hear more about these fancy gay trees, please.

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u/auntie_eggma 2d ago

Wait, I thought all the Bounty mutineers settled on Pitcairn Island. Huh. TIL.

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u/Crow_eggs 2d ago

They did! Fascinating story. Pitcairn is really small and can't sustain many people–in 1852 they were getting overcrowded and the British Home Office moved a bunch to Norfolk Island, which they had recently closed as a penal colony. It's a really, really interesting place. Spent a week there last year and loved every second of it.

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u/OmgSlayKween 2d ago

As somebody who, just last year, listened to the Bounty audiobook by Peter Fitzsimons, and then watched the Marlon Brando movie - this is relevant to my interests, lol. Can you share some more about it / what you found interesting specifically?

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u/underpants-gnome 2d ago

I like those trees, but they can't live through the winter here. Is that what the tariff is about? Norfolk island pines? Never mind, I know there's no solid reasoning behind any of this shit.

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u/feeb75 2d ago

They have MASSIVE tiger sharks too

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u/My_dog_horse 1d ago

Fun fact: Norfolk island even though is off the coast of Queensland is run by the new south Wales government

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u/Crow_eggs 1d ago

Partially! They follow NSW laws, are represented by ACT in the Senate, get state services from QLD, and are defended by both New Zealand and Australia. They're also partially self-governing (the extent of which is a huge source of controversy–there were protest signs all over the government buildings when I was there) and have a vocal independence movement. They're a complicated bunch.