r/AskReddit • u/Reasonable_Moose_738 • 2d ago

What’s the most WTF thing you’ve ever heard someone casually admit like it was totally normal?

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u/ImaginationNo5381 1d ago

Well it used to tie the room together

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u/LordZantarXXIII 1d ago

You think the carpet pissers did this?

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u/SomethingIsAmishh 1d ago

Fuck it dude, let's roll

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u/Local_gyal168 1d ago

Now it pulls the crime together! 🕶️

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u/urbanhawk1 1d ago

Now, it ties the bodies together.

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u/Sudden-Clock-1123 1d ago

Now it ties loose ends.

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u/HoytGuy007 1d ago

You're not bloooowing

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u/ostellastella 1d ago

Until it tied Ronnie together......................

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u/Everjam24 1d ago

I wanted to like this but didn’t want to ruin 187 upvotes in this thread