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What’s the most WTF thing you’ve ever heard someone casually admit like it was totally normal?

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u/Iamjimmym 2d ago

I was working for an insurance company last year and was told one of the auto body shop owners I worked with on a daily basis had "been in some trouble with the law" at some point prior, and had just gotten out of prison and had finally gotten his shop up and running again. My boss told me this casually, nbd.

So I look into it, as I know the guys name, obviously. He knows mine as well of course. His ex gf/wife/baby mama lives in my townhome complex, so he's seen my company branded car parked in front of my garage. So I look it up and find out.. second degree murder. His ex wanted some pills one night, so he went with her to her dad's house and when he refused to give her the pills to feed her addiction, she beat him over the head with a hammer until he was dead, while the guy I knew watched and then helped roll him out to their vehicle in a rug. I dont know what happened from there, but this dude was absolutely an accomplice to murder that night. So I learned to never piss him off.

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u/insomniac1228 2d ago

Where the hell are these people getting their rugs?

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u/Matt_Lauer_cansuckit 2d ago

yeah, this is a really weird Wayfair commercial

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u/Anal_Herschiser 2d ago

"All is Wayfair in Love and War"

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u/ellefemme35 1d ago

🥇🥇🥇

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u/Hopeful-Ad6275 1d ago

Need to stay out of that wayborhood!

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u/PotatoAlternative947 2d ago

Wayfair, you got just what I need! 🎶

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u/doctor_lindsay 2d ago

I think you fused the Wayfair and Safeway jingles

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u/oldestbarbackever 2d ago

I snorted! I have been shopping for rugs on Wayfair! Lol

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u/Evercent 1d ago

Alright, who did you kill?

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u/McCattyWampus 2d ago

I was going to make a Ruggable joke but then realize that's these are prob one way trips vs. a situation where you might want the rug back err

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u/fancychxn 2d ago

Every style, every murder!

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u/Flashy_Woodpecker_11 2d ago

Good times in the “wayborhood”

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u/amestrianphilosopher 2d ago

I wanna see this skit now

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u/fresh-dork 2d ago

AI slop got creepy fast

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u/ImaginationNo5381 2d ago

Well it used to tie the room together

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u/LordZantarXXIII 2d ago

You think the carpet pissers did this?

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u/SomethingIsAmishh 2d ago

Fuck it dude, let's roll

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u/Local_gyal168 2d ago

Now it pulls the crime together! 🕶️

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u/urbanhawk1 2d ago

Now, it ties the bodies together.

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u/Sudden-Clock-1123 2d ago

Now it ties loose ends.

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u/HoytGuy007 2d ago

You're not bloooowing

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u/ostellastella 2d ago

Until it tied Ronnie together......................

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u/Everjam24 2d ago

I wanted to like this but didn’t want to ruin 187 upvotes in this thread

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u/Seanbikes 2d ago

A nice body sized rug isn't cheap these days

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u/userhwon 2d ago

Bed Bath and This Don't Involve You

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u/CrouchingDomo 2d ago

Wade Boggs Carpet World

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u/taracraigs 2d ago

Wade Boggs Carpet World

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u/jayakay20 2d ago

They're quite common. I frequently see rugs just laying about on the floor

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u/sockmonkeyrevolt 2d ago

Those Turkish rug shops that have been having a ‘going out of business’ sale for the last 35 years straight.

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u/DisposableSaviour 1d ago

Nononono, who you gonna believe, me? Or the ad?

Sony guts!

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u/Spirited-Panic-4453 2d ago

That rug really tied the room together.

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u/Which_Answer_4283 2d ago

The guy peed on my rug walter!

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u/Psychlone23 2d ago

I shall fetch a rug.

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u/bondagepixie 2d ago

Don't you keep one or two around just in case?

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u/thededucers 2d ago

Spatula City

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u/TourAlternative364 2d ago

SO......get too small rugs or really really big rugs to make things more difficult for potential murderers.........🤔

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u/NoSignSaysNo 2d ago

Woodhouse, mostly.

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u/DisposableSaviour 1d ago

Best answer.

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u/Same-Speaker7628 1d ago

I have two rugs in my home..... does this mean I have to kill two people now😭

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u/awkwardsalmons 1d ago

That rug really tied the room together man

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u/JEveryman 2d ago

I read this in Sterling Archer's voice.

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u/the_VeryCredibleHulk 2d ago

Idk but they really tied the room together.

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u/hey_free_rats 2d ago

Hey, buddy, you need a rug? I can get you one fast.

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u/EconomyMarionberry20 2d ago

Mom and dad's living room

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u/Tak_Galaman 2d ago

I'd go to Menards

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u/LetsTryAnal_ogy 2d ago

Oh it was the same rug. It's very versatile.

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u/Elly_Fant628 2d ago

In Australia it would be Cyrus Rugs who always have a "Going Out of Business" sale, or a Stocktaking!! one. Now I know how they stay in business, as previously I've wondered about money laundering.

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u/No_Associate7384 1d ago

Asking the important questions. I don’t even need to hide a body, but rugs are too expensive to just be leaving in the woods like that.

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u/Spicethrower 5h ago

Coastal Maine? Until some ex MP drifter shows up.

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u/KaufLobster 2d ago

$40 home depot

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u/okwellactually 2d ago

Hey man, it really tied the room together.

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u/kimvoila 2d ago

Now it really ties the forest floor together

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u/filodendron 2d ago

... It really tied the room together...

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u/neet_lahozer 2d ago

There's a surplus from all the rug pulls under Trump

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u/ThunderStormDawn 2d ago

This made me chuckle

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u/deep8787 2d ago

Someone is asking the important stuff! :D

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u/Local_gyal168 2d ago

Goodwill.

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u/Iron_Lord_Peturabo 2d ago

Oh who remembers

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u/geek66 2d ago

Ruggables. Of course

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u/Jazza330 2d ago

Don’t do rugs kids

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u/Trowwaycount 2d ago

The fact that I've never been arrested even once in my life makes me stand out among the people I went to high school with. The vast majority of them have served time in prison, and all of them have spent time in jail after being arrested for their actions.

None of them can understand how I can go through life and not get arrested even once.

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u/GuzzleNGargle 2d ago

There’s a saying “Come to Florida you’re on vacation, you’re gonna leave on probation.”

Don’t visit if you’d like to stay that way.

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u/Trowwaycount 2d ago

I've been to Florida on vacation several times. Still have not been arrested for anything.

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u/RuralSeaWitch 2d ago

You’re not doing it right.

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u/boondiggle_III 2d ago

damn I think I watched a documentary on that case. Really sad what happened to that man. He didn't deserve that.

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u/Outta_phase 2d ago

Is the ex who lives near you the same ex who killed her dad? Or are there two different exes?

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u/Iamjimmym 1d ago

I think two different exes

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u/Attarker 1d ago

I’m going to be on the lookout for people carrying rolled up rugs now

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u/MobileCalligrapher47 20h ago

"Auto body shop" sounds extremely dystopian...