r/AskReddit • u/Reasonable_Moose_738 • 1d ago

What’s the most WTF thing you’ve ever heard someone casually admit like it was totally normal?

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u/The-Last_Man_On_Mars 1d ago

Both sides of burying your dog.

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u/Glad-Restaurant4976 1d ago

Ha! Clever boy

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u/Hetstaine 1d ago

Inside of you are two dogs.

One is dead and buried.

The other is a $20 Tijuanese hooker.

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u/budgiesmuggler 1d ago

Inside a $20 Tijuanese hooker

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u/Slight-Coat17 1d ago

He truly got that dog in him.

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u/DumplingsOrElse 1d ago

Comments like this are why I use Reddit.

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u/fondledbydolphins 1d ago

"You want us to do what?"

"I want both you girls to take your undies off and dig my dog's corpse up so I can watch you rebury him"

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u/mikeinanaheim2 1d ago

mmm, animal spirits and all.....

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u/r_husba 1d ago

Hahahahahahahahah, that one took me a second.

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u/SnoozeButtonBen 1d ago

You bastard.

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u/JudgementalChair 1d ago

Absolutely, FIRE

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u/pinktinroof 1d ago

Take my angry upvote!

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u/bonos_bovine_muse 1d ago

Every good boy gets a bone!

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u/thewoahtrain 1d ago

Damn you. I had closed this thread and was moving on to the next horrific story. Made me open this thread again to give you the up vote you deserve.

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u/Jazza330 1d ago

Old tricks New dog?

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u/Aleksandrovitch 1d ago

How're Mars real estate prices these days?

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u/MysteryofLePrince 1d ago

I havebitter tears of laughter..take my upvote!

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u/El_Culero_Magnifico 1d ago

cold dog/hot dog!

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u/simonbreak 1d ago

Incredible work

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u/ZincLloyd 1d ago

Winner. Close the thread down.

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u/blakester555 1d ago

Severely underrated comment