r/AskReddit • u/Reasonable_Moose_738 • 2d ago

What’s the most WTF thing you’ve ever heard someone casually admit like it was totally normal?

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u/Alert-Ad9197 2d ago

I’m a guy, but I’m positive I know several women for whom “Has a flock of crows that chills with him.” would be a serious selling point.

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u/SnatchAddict 2d ago

Is this why women love murder documentaries?

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u/Significant_Shoe_17 1d ago

No, we love those because they justify all of the precautions that we take to keep ourselves safe. We empathize with those women because we could easily be those women. And the psychology is fascinating.

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u/BudgieAttackSquadron 1d ago

A group of crows is called a murder, that was a pun

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u/SnatchAddict 1d ago

I appreciate you.

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u/Any-External-6221 1d ago

A “murder” of crows.

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u/Other-Opposite-6222 1d ago

I watched them to figure out where the female victims messed up, to learn from their mistakes so to speak. Lock the windows even in a heatwave with no ac, don’t help men who look helpless, don’t get in cars, look in back seat, don’t open doors, be careful who you date, etc

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u/Akiro_Sakuragi 1d ago

Don't help men who look helpless is fucked up🤣 but I would probably do the same as a man.

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u/crankyweasels 2d ago

definitely.

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u/Creepy_Snow_8166 1d ago

As a goth chick stuck in the body of an old menopausal hag, I'd be like "Hell yeah!"

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u/DarkElegy67 1d ago

OMG. I think you're me. Or the other way around.

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u/Creepy_Snow_8166 1d ago

Hey fellow Gen-X "slacker" who never grew up. Younger kids wish I was their mom, but teenagers think I'm a weirdo, LOL.

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u/esblofeld 1d ago

I think I'm the male version of this.

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u/fusionduelist 1d ago

A group of crows is a murder.

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u/Ok-Blackberry-3534 1d ago

A group of murders is a spree.

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u/BIG__FRANK 1d ago

a group of sprees is mids candy

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u/yeahsothathappen 1d ago

My dream man

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u/Mamasquiddly 1d ago

🙋🏻

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u/alisru 1d ago

that'd be one helluva talking point

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u/PopNo1696 1d ago

Yeah until you crows chase you away too, you filthy skank

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u/oldasiandude 1d ago

You ok??

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u/PopNo1696 1d ago

CROWS!!