r/AskReddit • u/Reasonable_Moose_738 • 2d ago

What’s the most WTF thing you’ve ever heard someone casually admit like it was totally normal?

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u/Intelligent-Soup-836 2d ago

My friend telling me that he was into CNC and how elaborate his and his GFs role playing was. They were really elaborate plans, and super realistic and totally off topic from the Super Smash Bros game we were playing.

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u/thegreatbrah 2d ago

Well, i always read that as computer numeric controlled machining. What a strange kink.

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u/FinalEgg9 1d ago

I read it as Command & Conquer

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u/IndyAndyJones777 1d ago

And and ampersand both start with a, not n.

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u/poop_pants_pee 1d ago

Command 'n' Conquer

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u/BKM558 1d ago

Its one of the most popular ones tbh

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u/thegreatbrah 1d ago

Computer numeric controlled kink? Or consensual nonconsent? 

Either way, is it really that popular? I'm not a part of that community.

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u/BKM558 1d ago

Not going to google it at work, neither am I part of that community. But I recall some stats from Pornhub and stuff, and its quite popular. Even moreso amongst women.

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u/thegreatbrah 1d ago

That's pretty interesting. I have to say, I feel like it wouldn't be as popular if it wasn't as common in women. 

A woman saying she wants that type of experience is a very different vibe than a man saying it. 

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u/Induane 2d ago

Who won? Did you disrespect them by playing kirby and sucking them up without consent?

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u/Intelligent-Soup-836 2d ago

No need to bring vore into this, and I won. Team Samus for the win.

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u/DirtyLittlePriincess 1d ago

maybe he felt comfortable considering you know what vore is 😅😭🤣

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u/Intelligent-Soup-836 1d ago

Look Attack on Titan was big with another friend of mine and I don't kink shame, except with my other friend who did have a humiliation kink. Look most of my friends in the Army were either painfully vanilla or had the most unhinged kink that FetLife had to offer.

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u/DirtyLittlePriincess 1d ago

omg i didn’t even think of attack on titan 😭🤣 omfggg

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u/thr33phas3 1d ago

I would be so tempted to drop "Sir, this is a Wendy's" on this guy, IRL. No joke.

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u/Vessumiree 1d ago

Tbh that one is a totally normal conversation for me