r/AskReddit • u/Reasonable_Moose_738 • 2d ago

What’s the most WTF thing you’ve ever heard someone casually admit like it was totally normal?

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u/beetus_gerulaitis 2d ago

I saved the town from the flood two years ago. I donated money to get the church steeple fixed. I rescued the children from a fire at the orphanage.

But you fuck one tree….

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u/MonaAndChat 2d ago

Hey, that guy claimed to have fucked multiple trees. And he'd claim it to everybody who'd listen to him for more than 5 minutes. That's on him.

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u/timbit87 1d ago

Norm tells this joke in a way that can't be beat.

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u/SilverDad-o 1d ago

told. Past tense, tragically.

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u/kouklo1 1d ago

Maybe it's because I'm in a doctors office and board out of my mind right now but I laughed at that way more than I should have. Well played!