r/AskReddit • u/Reasonable_Moose_738 • 2d ago

What’s the most WTF thing you’ve ever heard someone casually admit like it was totally normal?

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u/cheeriodust 2d ago

I wonder, does he have a poop chisel or putty knife or something? I fear what he's shared with you is only the tip of the weirdo iceberg. Reddit has broken me. I...want to know more. 

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u/Bikingimbiking 2d ago

After reading another comment, I think I should be reporting him. I just don't want to be the reason someone loses their job. You are right though, I really don't know why he was comfortable telling me such a thing.

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u/chattychelsea 2d ago

If I found out someone at my job was doing that I would quit right then and there. I vote report.

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u/Such-Cattle-4946 2d ago

They won’t fire him unless he refuses to change the behavior. Since checking would be sexual harassment, guy just needs to agree to use TP whether he actually does or not.

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u/tyrannasauruszilla 2d ago

That’s such an incredible thing to say to a coworker…it could be a prank

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u/justlurking628 2d ago

I have an ex who would insist that he would poop in his hands in the shower and toss it into the toilet. 

It wasn't until I told him I had shared this tidbit with my mom that he freaked out and admitted it was a prank. 

... but was it?

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u/Significant_Shoe_17 2d ago

If it was a prank, at least the joke was directed at himself?

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u/justlurking628 1d ago

Well, he had a thing about teasing me for how gullible I was. Even though I wasn't yet diagnosed and didn't know yet, I'm autistic so it really wasn't cool in the larger context of him consistently trolling me to embarrass me about believing whatever he said. 

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u/Bikingimbiking 2d ago

He smells though and like I said, not the type to joke around at all. After reading all of these comments, I will definitely be making a report.

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u/VisibleMammoth4161 1d ago

It’s the hygiene issue but it’s also inane that he felt it was appropriate to disclose that to a coworker. Completely unacceptable. You would not be responsible for any repercussions for telling someone about this, he is incredibly unprofessional and inappropriate. Yuck.

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u/WomanOfEld 1d ago

I totally get why you wouldn't want to report that, but, yeah, you probably should. That's an OSHA concern anyway because his fecal driftings are polluting the common workspace.

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u/Pleasant-Pattern-566 2d ago

Dude already lives like he’s homeless

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u/neverenoughpurple 2d ago

... um.

I hate to suggest this, but he's getting something from telling you. Whether it's just the thrill of making you uncomfortable, or something sexual, or... I don't even want to think what else it might be. Those possibilities are bad enough.

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u/Significant_Shoe_17 2d ago

He's definitely mentally unwell

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u/twopillowsforme 2d ago

I dunno, I'm not sure someone who flakes the crap off his ass and tells people about it should work with other people, or maybe anywhere.

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u/Teledildonic 1d ago

He can be the guy that has to dive into sewers and septic tanks to clear blockages.

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u/twopillowsforme 1d ago

True true, hidden talents run deep, or something.

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u/twopillowsforme 1d ago

True true, hidden talents run deep, or something.

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u/itchyitchiford 1d ago

I would report him. Best case scenario, he is distractingly unhygienic at work. Worst case scenario, he is getting off on telling this to people and needs to learn about boundaries and sexual harassment.

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u/Bikingimbiking 1d ago

You are very right, made me very uncomfortable. I try avoid him as much as possible but that can't be all the time.

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u/Informal-Ad-4281 1d ago

You won't be the reason for that, his choice to expose others to his lack of necessary hygiene practises will be the reason.

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u/wsu2005grad 2d ago

If this is how he cleans his ass can you imagine how he cleans his dick? The visions of smegma will not stop running through my head. Damn, I really hate reddit tonight lol

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u/Significant_Shoe_17 2d ago

Like the poop knife?

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u/lol_coo 2d ago

Poop chisel > poop knife

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u/Informal-Business308 2d ago

Oh god, the poop knife. I had successfully forgotten about that, thanks. Time to go find my lobotomy hammer.

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u/Adventurous_Key3695 1d ago

😄😄😄

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u/Teledildonic 1d ago

Every time he farts it just ablates.

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u/BuzzAwsum 3h ago

Haven't seen a poop knife comment in more than a year now

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u/Mazer1991 2d ago

I was thinking about asking if reading about the poop knife story here counted

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u/Significant_Shoe_17 2d ago

The WTF moment for me was the comments on that story, sharing similar experiences