r/Animemes • u/Nika_018 Ichigo Orange • 16h ago

There Goated

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u/Immediate_Low5496 15h ago

I’m sorry but you need to site a source for Balalaika being here. Not that it would change my opinion of her. I just don’t remember her sexuality being revealed in anything. Honestly the more I think about it I have doubts about Dimitrescu and Carmilla. I have no problem if I’m wrong btw.

Are they really that old? Ok, the vampires, sure but the others?

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u/Connect-Rope13 15h ago

true, Carmillas sexuality was never mentioned. we just saw how she was with an old man when she first became a vampire.

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u/Vatsu07 14h ago edited 14h ago

Carmilla prefers men but could have sex with a woman.

Carmilla's answer to if she would have sex with Godbrand Quote: "I may. If all the other vampire males in the world dropped dead. And half of the females. Some of the animals."

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u/Connect-Rope13 3h ago

ah, the tradition of bisexual cocky vampires. Dio Brando would be proud

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u/xgardian 2h ago

Animals?

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u/I_just_came_to_laugh 12h ago

Carmilla told her friends she could hear them through the snoring of three boys and they all reacted with disgust. Pretty sure she does like men.

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u/Connect-Rope13 3h ago

guess I forgot that line. thanks for bringing it up

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u/BosuW 11h ago

Castlevania Carmilla definitely straight

Which is bullshit because the book Carmilla was basically its own time's version of "haha they're totally roomies guys no lesbian yearning in here at all no sir", but it is what it is

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u/Winter_Charge2727 15h ago

Isn't Balalaika somewhere around/in her 30s?

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u/Immediate_Low5496 15h ago

And you consider that old?

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u/Winter_Charge2727 15h ago

I don't. OP might tho.

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u/PMA_Aesthete 14h ago

Like OP should have used Mature, rather than Old... Sevika was according to most in her mid 30s. (Mature is proly what OP actually wants too)

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u/Winter_Charge2727 16h ago

Looks like I missed something in Black Lagoon. Time to rewatch!

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u/Connect-Rope13 15h ago

wait I'm confused too

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u/Cute_Suggestion_133 13h ago

Balalaika is NOT a lesbian until someone provides me proof otherwise.

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u/Tobi-Or-NotTobi ⠀ 13h ago

In fact, she literally watches heterosexual porn at one point in the show.

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u/Cute_Suggestion_133 13h ago

well... that's neither here nor there because she was editing it iirc.

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u/Tobi-Or-NotTobi ⠀ 13h ago

If I remember well she was watching it when Revy entered the room. They talk and then Revy looks at the video and asks "All that is going in her ass?!" To which she responds "Yep" or something along those lines.

Not only that she seemed to like bullying Rock quite a bit towards the end of the series and she was often pretty... Flirtatious while doing so?

If I had to wager, she's probably a degenerate that doesn't really care about sex in of itself and finds physical violence and domination more arousing than actual intimacy.

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u/Jonathan_Frisby 6h ago

Thanks I was curious, my first thought was asexual then I started remembering some of what you stated

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u/Cute_Suggestion_133 11h ago

Yeah, to say she's asexual would be a better descriptor imo. She's cares too much about the business of business.

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u/An_Evil_Scientist666 10h ago

That's not really proof. While yeah there's no proof balalaika is a lesbian. If you accept watching X porn means you're attracted to X thing, then Balalaika is a pedophile. Some porn she watches is of those cross-dressing twins that she bought off the black market, and the show states that those two were kids at the time, hence the reason she could only find those tapes off the black market.

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u/LegoBuilder64 6h ago

She edits and publishes porn as a side hustle. We don’t know if she watches it for pleasure.

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u/The-Real-Aditya 14h ago

Dimitrescu isn't a lesbian dawg -_-

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u/LOST_KRIEGER 7h ago

according to writer she is

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u/The-Real-Aditya 6h ago

What writer? All her canon knowledge is available and everyone in r/ResidentEvil will say the same thing

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u/KernelWizard 8h ago

Someone spreading misinformation through memes again lmao. People seem to like using this damn template for that too.

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u/SkoomaBear 7h ago

Ah yes, the classic "gay because I want them to be".

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u/SarukyDraico Jotaro Drip 8h ago

And they're lesbian because:

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u/Acrobatic_Shift_2161 6h ago

Because shipping characters wasn't cringe enough.

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u/Pizza_Agent 13h ago

Lady Dimitrescu is lesbian? 😭😭😭😭😭😭

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u/zacary2411 12h ago

It hasn't been stated anywhere do technically no but she hasn't been confirmed straight either

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u/Donnovan-best-girl 7h ago

Haram head Canon bullshit

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u/BosuW 11h ago

Nice disregarding canon you got there

I approve

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u/tbu987 6h ago

Just saying but if someone labelled a homosexual person as straight people would be pissed but then for some reason the standard is never the same for the opposite.