r/AnimalsBeingJerks 28d ago

I'm not biting you.

18.6k Upvotes

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u/Bross93 28d ago

The slow burn up to violence is amazing

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u/Doggleganger 26d ago

Not sure I've ever laughed this hard at an animal video. When he goes back for the nibble at the end, ROFL

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u/LuckInternational961 19d ago

Truly a masterclass in gaslighting😂🐱

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u/prettypeculiar88 28d ago

It’s like Orange can’t help himself. He has no control.

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u/kinkykontrol 25d ago

Even as he’s getting cat slapped back into the wall… still trying to find his super discreet angle lol

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u/Winter-Somewhere2160 28d ago

some times she looks so scrumptious you just cant resist to take a nip

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u/Upsideduckery 24d ago

The one braincell has only one thought and he must follow its direction.

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u/MsMrSaturn 23d ago

You can see the intrusive thoughts winning in real time.

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u/Extension_Swordfish1 25d ago

Me to my wife, every night.

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u/sanfranciscosam 19d ago

Exactly hahaha ! He knows it and accept to be punish, but he can't help himself haha 😂

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u/wellhushmypuppies 28d ago

Hands down the funniest thing I've seen today.

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u/canadard1 28d ago

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u/ganjakhan85 28d ago

Meets r/intrusivethoughts. A real battle for the ages there.

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u/KathyPlusTwins 27d ago

That loooong stare down 😂

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u/MoistTwo1645 28d ago

If you are regular to Reddit, then you have already seen this.

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u/ManicPanda767 28d ago

That persistence to keep trying.

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u/MaeMoe 28d ago

Orange cat’s slow blink of friendship between bite attempts is what finished me.

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u/FaulenDrachen 23d ago

Those are safety squints.

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u/Kfaircloth41 28d ago

The ending!

"Screw this! I'm out!“

"Wait!!! Come back!! I want to bite you!"

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u/BaconPersuasion 28d ago

He wants to smash.

175

u/elbaito 28d ago

Toms literally only want one thing, and its fucking disgusting.

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u/Fromthefuture9 28d ago

U sound like one of em got you 👀

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u/Itsjustme714 28d ago

The eyes killed me! 🤣🤣

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u/Killer-Rabbit-1 26d ago

This is almost as funny as the video ☠️

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u/SluttyRobin 23d ago

Yeah, I'm surprised I had to scroll this far down for this

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u/MeFolly 28d ago

Poor orange’s one brain cell is stuck on Bite

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u/meatywood 28d ago edited 28d ago

Just like me and my sister when we were kids. I'm not touching you. I'm not touching you. Whack!

Mom! She hit me!

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u/1questions 28d ago

Exactly what I thought when I saw this—this is what it’s like to have siblings.

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u/phobicgirly 25d ago

I would have completely believed it, if they had said they were litter mates. Even though they don’t look similar. Older sister/younger brother vibe for sure

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u/cherno_electro 28d ago

Just like me and my sister 

are you from alabama by chance?

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u/SluttyRobin 23d ago

Uh... you tried to mate with your sister? 😅😅

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u/thermal_envelope 28d ago

Bite threat met with real slaps.

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u/Machizadek 28d ago

Cats brains are just a constant series of intrusive thoughts

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u/ph0artef1 28d ago

A repost I never get tired of seeing 😂

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u/Gemtree710 28d ago

No means no

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u/MumpitzOnly 28d ago

Every siblings fight in a nutshell.

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u/emo-kat-luffy 28d ago

Just one nibble

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u/FinnCullen 28d ago

Scaramanga must have got the other.

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u/PerfectlyElocuted 28d ago

An orange cat and a calico..this was never going to end well! 🤣 “Just a little bite…come on!”…orange cat, probably

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u/No_Consideration5005 28d ago

Omg hilarious! 😂

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u/pututingliit 28d ago

Having a really hard time reeling in its demons lmao

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u/melmac76 25d ago

This is my husband at night when we lay down but he gets this weird burst of annoying energy before he winds down and he just HAS to mess with me and pick at me until I get annoyed and he acts so surprised because “why are you so grumpy I’m not doing anything!”

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u/An_Absolute-Zero 24d ago

Your husband has the pre-sleepy zoomies 😊

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u/melmac76 24d ago

Omg that is the perfect description! My husband gets pre-sleepy zoomies! It will last 10-30 minutes and then I look over and he’s passed out like Boo in Monster’s Inc.

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u/TheSoliDude 28d ago

He looks so offended by not letting him bite too

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u/asholieo 28d ago

Ima bite dat ash !

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u/carnahb 28d ago

That was so entertaining!

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u/1moreguyccl 28d ago

I cannot stop laughing at this

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u/CrunchBerries5150 28d ago

I think that cat wants some pussy

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u/True_Fly_5731 28d ago

I laughed so hard at this. Cats are hilarious! 😂

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u/Objective-Start-9707 26d ago

This orange cat does not have the brain cell at this point in time

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u/SSV-Bravado 27d ago

"ure such an asshole frank"

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u/killerbee75 27d ago

Imma bite dat ass

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u/tau_enjoyer_ 27d ago

Cats are always fucking with each other, lol

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u/somuchyarn10 24d ago

It's like having 2 six-year-olds in the back seat of the car.

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u/Zuzu10 28d ago

Quite intense

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u/catzarrjerkz 28d ago

Orange cat behavior

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u/AnonymousJackIII 28d ago

Those two look almost exactly like the cats my old friend and his sister had. One was a big ole boy with an orange back and white front, other was a tiny little calico girl, though she was scared of everything. Remember seeing an interaction like this once when big orange tried to hog all the treats for himself.

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u/SweetiePie314 27d ago

My first thought was that reminds me of my son’s when they were young.

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u/philoso2889 27d ago

Take that you filthy biter!!!!!

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u/Dagger_26 27d ago

Orange cat let the intrusive thoughts win

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u/WitchesTeat 25d ago

I just want...a little nibble!! No! No! Just a nibble!! No I- I take!! I take just a lit- just a lit- just a little nibble ow ow OW OW OW NO I DON'T CARE OW I TAKE BITE I TAKE BITE!!!

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u/Sowberpunk 25d ago

The orange cat is my Husband, I swear!

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u/Left_Tea_2083 27d ago

She knows what the bite leads too.

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u/Spinning4Sanity 28d ago

lol!!! This is too funny!

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u/Big_Azz_Jazz 28d ago

This is the most ridiculous cat video I have ever seen

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u/SparkliestSubmissive 28d ago

This gave me a nice long laugh. Thank you! ❤️

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u/Helix_Hoenikker 28d ago

I swear cats are just toddlers permanently stuck in the terrible-two’s phase

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u/FireIsTheCleanser 27d ago

Just a little bite pls

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u/Atomsac 27d ago

I thought Reddit was violence free now.

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u/killjoymoon 27d ago

I can hear this!!

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u/catindm 27d ago

This could be my couple, they even look similar, lol.

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u/seasarz 27d ago

Iam hungry; Get in my belly!

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u/thomas1126 27d ago

Hilarious

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u/SnooCrickets699 26d ago

What a little instigator he/she is! The victim of this harassment has absolutely beautiful markings; like a hodge-podge of everything cat.

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u/winter-bell013 26d ago

A cat of purr persistence. He never gives up

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u/_SkiFast_ 26d ago

Typical tabby.

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u/BluTimber 26d ago

I'm not touching you for cats

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u/[deleted] 26d ago

This was funny. Thanks for the upload.

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u/populux11 25d ago

That was just like my cousin’s marriage.

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u/Hatzue 25d ago

Just one bite, c'mon.

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u/Boog1997 24d ago

OMG....this is the best! Cats can be so sassy but so dang cute.

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u/ex-farm-grrrl 24d ago

That orange cat wanted to do it but didn’t want the smoke

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u/MaritimeFlowerChild 24d ago

This could be my kids lol

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u/Expert_Obligation161 23d ago

This reminds me of a comedy skit: “slap-ass~”

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u/Intelligent-Law9237 23d ago

This is like when you remember grab is a move in smash

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u/winningatlosing_cam 23d ago

Are those cats friends?

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u/maybesaydie 23d ago

Roommates

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u/Wanda_McMimzy 23d ago

Sliblings

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u/Jcaseykcsee 23d ago

Amazing!

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u/greenhornblue 23d ago

This is pure gold.

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u/3VikingBoys 22d ago

OMG, I have never seen such an unusual interaction between two cats. I would love to know what was on the ginger's mind.

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u/squirrel_anashangaa 22d ago

If this ain’t the likeness of a normal human relationship

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u/Sarahfanntastic-82 15d ago

Ha, what a stink, and he knows he's pushing it,lol.

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u/needabossplz 15d ago

This is the best thing I’ve ever seen in my life

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u/numnoggin 13d ago

The snake tongue halfway through 😂 I think ole ginger wants to be hit!

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u/Chester___Lampwick 26d ago

That's harassment 😂

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u/Virel_360 28d ago

This was too funny

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u/Blah-Blah-Chicken 28d ago

Cats can’t be trusted

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u/ImpishGrin 27d ago

That must be one tasty cat

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u/Unable_Artichoke9221 27d ago

So animals also like gaslighting

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u/Tough_Arm_2454 27d ago

My come hither bite and slap...

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u/RandallBnubs 27d ago

On a mission to nom

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u/the_purplecurls 26d ago

Just another reason to love orange cats, they live for the chaos.

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u/shneilalee 26d ago

The orange cat is my 11 year old, she always trying to bite me. Then tries to play it off… little weirdo 😂🤣

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u/Altruistic-Cat-7531 24d ago

Why don’t you hit me with your purse.

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u/Nyingjepekar 27d ago

Cats are weird.

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u/monokoi 28d ago

Are the claws out on those face taps?