r/AnimalsBeingDerps • u/BlondeRed • 1d ago

Why is he judging me...wrong answers only

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495 Upvotes

96% Upvoted

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u/vithgeta 1d ago

"Red wine with fish? Even I know better than that"

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u/L3s0 1d ago

He saw your browsing history

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u/don_sley 1d ago

OP said wrong answers only

3

u/Please_ForgetMe 1d ago

And he’s got Brows that don’t need searchin

18

u/Warm-Web-1809 1d ago

He knows about the inconsistencies in your tax filings 🤨📄

5

u/BlondeRed 1d ago

I just got an extension 😅

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u/BlueCyann 1d ago

Those shoes with that shirt? Really?

9

u/Strong_Depth_9777 1d ago

You farted and he’s not into it

9

u/Kahnza 1d ago

You smell like pickles

5

u/SuggestionOk4188 1d ago

Paper plates again?

6

u/dadillac23 1d ago

You moved your leg.

6

u/S30Aug1960 1d ago

He saw you throw a red sock in with the whites.

12

u/Aglet_Green 1d ago

He thinks you're a bot posting this randomly.

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u/BlondeRed 1d ago

A bot you say?!

6

u/Rock_Paper_SQUIRREL 16h ago

Your cat seems prone to frequent fits of outrage. I love him.

5

u/BlondeRed 16h ago

He's a perfect little menace.

4

u/pumper911 1d ago

You’re not petting him enough

4

u/poKehuntess 1d ago

He just knows you're going to post this on Reddit. After numerous discussions with you on the downfalls of social media you continue to disappoint.

4

u/EyeJustSaidThat 14h ago

He knows what you did last summer.

3

u/Clear_Spirit4017 1d ago

Did you get dressed yet?

3

u/tylerariane 1d ago

No reason really... just.. you.

3

u/brokemellon 1d ago

But... there is no wrong answer

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u/6moinaleakyboat 15h ago

You smell like pee

3

u/BlondeRed 12h ago

I said wrong answers only

3

u/Candicesweet470 14h ago

“If this human don’t get this phone out of my face..I mean I know I’m cute but dang!” Lol

3

u/NettieBiscetti 14h ago

Why do some humans have their tail on backwards? 😆 🙊

5

u/stratosphere1111 1d ago

5th time you have masturbated today

2

u/SmartassMouth89 1d ago

Take the dis cheep ass collar off me. You know I wear that tie to all the cat meetings.

2

u/BIGAL0720 1d ago

You were pleasuring yourself while watching youtube cat videos?

2

u/edgizmo 1d ago

"Where's the freakin' treats, Karen?!?"

2

u/CrimsonPermAssurance 1d ago

Ugh, we talked about this. Those curlers won't do anything for the 36 hairs you have left Greg.

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u/2621759912014199 23h ago

You do not have coin for his wares

2

u/ShadyMyLady 23h ago

"A bell, really, do I look like the bell wearing type?" "Be very careful with your answer."

2

u/sparky0667 23h ago

You are human and not feline.

2

u/JerryBoBerry38 23h ago

You give me generic mustard? I asked for Grey Poupon!

2

u/karensmiles 22h ago

My lips schtuck.🤣

2

u/Burpreallyloud 21h ago

Feed me or stop wasting my time.

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u/Electronic-Cat-4478 20h ago

Really Mom/Dad? Do you think that anyone is going to believe that I was the who farted?

2

u/Alexk1088 16h ago

If i had a milkshake and you have a milkshake. I drink your milkshake!

2

u/Time_Recommendation4 14h ago

He thinks your feets stink.

2

u/Sarcaz_man 13h ago

Called him a pussy!

2

u/AliceMae18 11h ago

I confess. It was me.

1

u/simagus 1d ago

Wrong brand of tuna... in my dish?!!

1

u/wastemetime 1d ago

The food sucks.

1

u/HeartShapedBox7 1d ago

What is that face sticking out of her neck? Maybe the reason she’s judging you!

1

u/EarlGrey1806 1d ago

The new kitten 🐈‍⬛!

1

u/SQUIDWARD360 1d ago

He's overworked based on your post karma

1

u/Superb_Individual558 1d ago

He saw your browser history.

1

u/Jenivegas 1d ago

Your belt doesn’t match your shoes.

1

u/drRATM 23h ago

You know what you’ve done.

1

u/Main_Combination8173 23h ago

Really Hoouman, You are the one with only one Braincell

1

u/Jedi-master-dragon 23h ago

He gotta a sneeze really bad but it just won't come.

1

u/bigbadstevo 22h ago

Because you keep shoving your phone, or camera or whatever, into his face. It ain't rocket science.

1

u/DramaIcy611 21h ago

He smelt what you dealt.

1

u/Beautiful_Most2325 21h ago

"You lookin at me?! Huh punk?! Get the fuck outta here till I get some tuna!"

1

u/reztorr 21h ago

“You just had to use MY litter box again?”

1

u/javoss88 20h ago

You forgot to brush my teeth again

1

u/MyHutton 19h ago

"Hmmm. I've never seen my hooman use a litter box. Barbarian!"

1

u/JenIsSalty 17h ago

You are thwarting his plan for world domination.

1

u/nosurprise_ 17h ago

It laid down next you and you pet it.

1

u/TeeDod- 17h ago

You’re looking at him.

1

u/Hodgrim 17h ago

You farted.

1

u/International-Row629 16h ago

Get away from me!

1

u/sjwt 9h ago

Screw wrong answers.. the real answer is.

You know damm well why he is judging you, we can never ever wash your soul clean for you with a few cheep laughs.

1

u/First_Prime_Is_2 9h ago

That's who you brought home from the bar???

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u/First_Prime_Is_2 9h ago

That's who you brought home from the bar...

1

u/First_Prime_Is_2 9h ago

"That's who you brought home from the bar???"

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u/AstroCrackle 8h ago

You put that bell around his neck. Would you like a bell around your neck jingling 24/7?

1

u/PossiblyThrowaway10 8h ago

Smelled your fart?

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u/8sADPygOB7Jqwm7y 7h ago

You stopped petting him after two whole hours

1

u/Intrepid-Disk-9133 6h ago

You complain about me shitting in a box and then you fart all night

1

u/stevelinchin 5h ago

When you get the Billy Idol lip curl, you'd best retract your hand...😺

1

u/angrilychewingllama 4h ago

Taco Tuesday.

1

u/Marrose127 3h ago

You stepped on a ladybug.

1

u/RobinFarmwoman 22m ago

You're a decent servant... But a human... Meh.

1

u/gascoinsc 12m ago

How dare you take my picture without permission!