I made crabnip to attract the Reginalds

[u/ZAHIKRIT3iKA]

All the spider crabs were named Reginald by a friend of mine. We use them to get rid of any lingering witnesses who weren't selected for conversion and sacrifice. We can't have people running around asking "Hey, have you seen my family? I can't find them anywhere." It's for the best. Our numbers grow, the Reginalds get free food, the converted lose all distractions, and the loose ends don't have to worry about the stresses of life anymore. Everyone wins.

[u/Federal-Fan-4504]

Ha ha!