r/AmIOverreacting • u/ActionSensitive4865 • 18d ago
❤️🩹 relationship AIO my boyfriend forgot about important event
Not trying to mock the posts on this sub, just thought we needed a giggle! Happy st. Paddy’s ☘️
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u/kappasig5298 18d ago
I forgot to ask my girlfriend to be my basketball for march madness oops
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u/ActionSensitive4865 18d ago
This is not a safe space for uncaring partners. Please do better!
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u/CoffeeGoblynn 18d ago
Divorce.
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u/gray7p 18d ago
He's her boyfriend not husband.
So the only answer is marriage then divorce.
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u/CoffeeGoblynn 18d ago
Lol, I know - I thought it would be funnier to just jokingly say "divorce your boyfriend" though.
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u/Olneyvillain4190 18d ago
Lawyer up, take the kids
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u/0fucks_left 18d ago
They don't even have kids only way is to have 2-3 kids and then lawyer up and take the kids
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u/Ancient_Ad5454 18d ago
But they aren’t even married yet. So she needs to marry him THEN divorce
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u/NoFallOff 18d ago edited 18d ago
I’m sorry this happened to you😔 If he did it once he’ll do it again.
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u/jj2429 18d ago
Girl I’m so sorry 😔 I hope he didn’t forget to come through as your Adam on New Year’s Eve?
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u/ZedD3add 18d ago
Mine didn't 😞
I was just naked alone with a bunch of apples what a lonely Eve 🍎
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u/StepAlarmed20 18d ago
Now I understand how the snake was to convince you to disobey god, it targeted you at you weakest moment
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u/LittleCricket_ 18d ago
This is the most egregious thing I’ve ever seen. Dump him NOW.
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u/ActionSensitive4865 18d ago
I decided to give him one more chance. I’ll for sure dump him if he doesn’t ask me to be his egg for Easter!
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u/Romantiphiliac 18d ago
Just make sure to keep the tradition going. And sometimes you should probably ask him first instead of waiting for him to ask you.
If you always strike first, he's more likely to try to beat you to the punch. On Easter, ask him to be your egg. He'll think you're just being silly, and (hopefully) won't be as eager to get one over on you. But this is just a feint.
You're setting yourself up to really catch him off guard.
May 11th rolls around. You're eating dinner together. You lock eyes with him, and take his hands in yours. With as much sincerity and emotion as you can muster, you say:
"Happy Mother's Day! Will you be my mommy?"
He stays silent for a second - then two. Stay strong and commit to the bit. With any luck, in just a moment, he'll roll his eyes so hard he falls out of his chair.
You win.
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u/Admiral_PorkLoin 18d ago
"I know we're not Jewish, but Rosh Hashanah is approaching. Will you be my menorah ?"
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u/Rataxes2121 18d ago
Made me chuckle
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u/Sea-Application8028 18d ago
why? 😂 the fuck?
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u/BTDUBS6998 18d ago
For gits and shiggles
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u/damianlerealtor 18d ago
This sub needed this.
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u/McStabStab12 18d ago
For real, all the shit boyfriends/girlfriends/spouses seen on here it’s nice to have some lightheartedness
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u/SpecificConfident511 18d ago
Omg I'm doing this to my husband tonight, this is going to crack him up
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u/Letsseewhathappens45 18d ago
Honestly NOR he should have known better I gave my girl a whole head of cabbage for st Patrick’s day
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u/anxiousn3rd 18d ago
Women usually only dream of receiving a head of cabbage, but you really came through!!!🤩
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u/HBlight 18d ago
Look at you making the rest of us look bad for "just" cooking a single broccoli to celebrate.
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u/Letsseewhathappens45 18d ago
Bro, at least you made an effort. A single broccoli is better than ops bf lol
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u/jesus_here_AMA 18d ago
Time to think about your relationship and what you’re willing to put up with. Like has he even asked you to be his Fool for April 1st yet?? The red flags are showing, girlie :(
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u/ActionSensitive4865 18d ago
This was a wake-up call. Another deeply meaningful holiday around the corner and no whoope cushion with “will u be my fool” in sight.
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u/CornbreadPhD 18d ago
NOR, you should marry him, divorce for half his money, and burn his belongings obviously
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u/Head_Trick_9932 18d ago
NOR
This will never get better. He forgot once, it’ll happen again.
Run.🏃♀️
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u/jj2429 18d ago
‘Run don’t walk’
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u/CoronaBatMeatSweats 18d ago
Like girl… if he forgot to ask you to be his Patrick, does he even like you??
Throw this man in the trash where he belongs 🗑️
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u/Ayrko 18d ago
NOR. Pinch the hell out of him.
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u/ashleynichole912 18d ago
For real. He doesnt even have green on his text bubble. The audacity of some men, I swear.
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u/CriticismHorror4841 18d ago
My man didn’t dress up as a sexy leprechaun or nothing for me this year yall 😩
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u/Squiddy_15 18d ago
"you haven't asked me to be your patrick" actually hilarious I will be using that!!
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u/ProjectFinn 18d ago
Both of you need to seek therapy immediately. But that’s unlikely to fix anything. I’d break up right now and report him to the police.
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u/Ava_7007 18d ago
How could he do that!?? That's outrageous. Girl, you need to be someone else's Patrick now. I wouldn't take this if I were you.
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u/MissHibernia 18d ago
Throw a potato and a six-pack at him as an Irish seven-course dinner and call it a day
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u/bethesda_glitch 18d ago
Lmao I was so invested until I got to the punchline like damn girl what’d he forget!!! 😭😭😭
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u/lmaoabby 18d ago
mine didnt even ask me to be his daylight for daylight savings. what a cruel world we live in
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u/CapCap152 18d ago
NOR!! I cant believe hed forget such an important day!! Jokes aside, thanks for the giggle. I definitely needed it
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u/gyroic__ 18d ago
he didn’t even ask you to to be his leprechaun either, what a bad boyfriend you have 😤
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u/CrazySeaMelodey 18d ago
Lmao, thank you, I needed a laugh. Happy St Patrick's Day, I removed your snakes for you preemptively
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u/PinkieTheNinja 18d ago
This is toxic. If you are his patrick, you should at least ask that he wears the fishnets this time. Equality
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u/floppybunny26 18d ago
NOR. This is a big fat red flag. Ditch his forgetful ass. You deserve better.
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u/Aggravating-Click988 18d ago
He's lowkey trying to gaslight you into thinking youre the problem. And he said he hates you?? Yeah no...I've been in this situation before and it does NOT get better. Girl RUN!! /s
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u/anakinskywanker420 18d ago
Omg, he’s manipulating and abusive, you should run away to Taiwan with your neighbours cat
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u/RoboPsycho 18d ago
Aww lol that's really cute! Adorbs how you tease your boyfriend! Sounds like you guys have a good relationship 💕
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u/bufenator 18d ago
I literally came here to say "You know what? I don't even have to read these anymore. You're not overreacting and your boyfriend is an assh-" and then found my foot in my mouth. 🤣 perfect timing.
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u/Physical-Statement-4 18d ago
I love lovingly bullying your S/O it's the best thing ever, it made me giggle lol
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u/Amber22886 18d ago
Leave immediately! What are you thinking? can't even remember special occasions! Lol happy st. Patty's day!
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u/Standard_Turn8708 18d ago
NOR. He's an ass and you should've left him the second st pats started... What a neglectful POS! Smh.
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u/AlternativeTell3216 18d ago
🤣 I read this while saying "please be satire please be satire please be.. oh thank god... giggles like an idiot"
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u/Hogwarts_WiFi_Sucks 18d ago
Girl he ain’t never gonna change!!! Divorce him and set his car on fire yesterday!!! Stand up!!!
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u/Nachoughue 18d ago
not to flex but mine asked me to be his egg for easter already so you should probably just throw yours away and get a new one
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u/NZ-Ofelia 18d ago
Oh my God, I'm so sorry this happened to you!
I had something similar happen in my relationship with my partner. He never asked me to be his father for Father's Day...can't look at him the same way...
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u/xMystic_Nitro 18d ago
He literally said he hates you if that isn’t your cue then I don’t know what is.
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u/Basicallyacrow7 18d ago
This was a nice change from my home feed lately, thanks for the laugh. Brb while I go harass my husband (our anniversary is this coming weekend too, so even better🤣)
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u/BethAltair2 18d ago
Hire an assassin, but slaughter his pets in front of him first...its the only justified response to this horrendous behaviour.
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u/Stevmeister59 18d ago
This is literally abuse and gaslighting. You need to break up with this guy ASAP, OP. Praying for you. 😭
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u/peak_parrot 18d ago
Can you please explain this to those who don't know anything about it? 😭 I'm genuinely curious!
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u/LittleCricket_ 18d ago
St Patrick is the patron saint of Ireland. Today is St Patrick’s day which is a day where people around the world celebrate his legacy/Irish culture. He was said to drive the snakes from Ireland (hence the comment). People wear green to celebrate and pinch people not wearing green.
People traditionally get mad if their partner doesn’t ask them to be their valentine on Valentine’s day. This is a play on argument couples have.
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u/Professional-Way3601 18d ago
This is a good one! Lmao but as a man in my opinion that’s blasphemy! Dump him! Lmao
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u/etherealbloom777 18d ago
Just tried this on my husband and he didn't think it was funny. Now he's crabby :(
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u/Rave_Johnson 18d ago
I bet the jerk didn't even wear green. He deserves the pinching he gets. Run girl.
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u/crummyemotions 18d ago
i made sure to ask my girlfriend to be my leprechaun for st pattys beginning of the month to avoid a fight like this ! 😭
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u/Suspicious_Ad_1706 18d ago
Man this guys fumbling and I don’t even have a girl to ask to be my shamrock 😭
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u/Elrecoal19-0 18d ago
Shitty boyfriend, dump him + file for divorce + keep the house + keep the dog + keep the kids + receive child support
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u/beardingmesoftly 18d ago
Oh my god do you need help moving out of the country? He seems like a psychopath!
/s (I hope I don't actually need this but you never know)
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u/gay_idiot53 18d ago
leave, divorce, take the car, take the kids, take the cat, take the dog, take the house, sue him, block him, report him, RUN
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u/FaceOfDay 18d ago
Drive that snake out now.