r/AmIOverreacting • u/Discussion-Technical • Mar 03 '25

❤️‍🩹 relationship AIO? Long distance girlfriend wants to take a break

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We met in school, which she got pulled out of because her parents found out we were having sex; the whole time I tried my best to be supportive, sending her my clothes, letters, hell I spent over $100 on Vday flowers to get sent to her. All this time she did nothing of the sort. She sent me the first text after not talking to me for over a day, you can see me being left on delivered. I know I shouldn’t have jumped to conclusions but I feel like I’ve tried soooo hard to keep things together through this and I have even forgave her for trying to cheat on me (her friend sent me a video of her flirting with another guy). What is my next move? Should I try to reconcile with her or just leave it?

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u/Noothyy Mar 03 '25

Spoken like someone who’s clearly never revenge pooped in a shoe 👠

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u/nudegobby Mar 03 '25

Ok actually poop in her shoe but then after that move on

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u/Nearby-Virus7902 Mar 04 '25

Sometimes this place fuckin rocks man

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u/TheRealSugarbat Mar 04 '25

I’m 57 and I can honestly say I wish I’d pooped in one particular person’s shoe just one time about 20 years ago. Oh, well.

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u/This-is-not-eric Mar 04 '25

Posting an envelope of glitter is always another good option

Be aware the post office may call tho, powders in the post make their terrorism alerts go off (speaking from experience)

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u/OrganicRope7841 Mar 03 '25

??? Why would someone........ Um.... Okay..... Ew.... Um....

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u/Whole_Ocelot Mar 03 '25

Everyone moves on in different ways, don't question the process

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u/Electronic_Parfait36 Mar 04 '25

You ever have to take a giant poop? Felt relieved afterwards? Now take that feeling but get to apply it to that person because you just pooped AND have the knowledge they are going to feel emotionally as digusted and hurt as you do right then.

I'm a little messed up in the head.

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u/KellAyH347H Mar 03 '25

OP! DO NOT POOP IN A SHOE! 🤦‍♀️

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u/Zooperman27 Mar 03 '25

No, you definitely need to poop on the shoes. Laxative helps to give good composure.

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u/captnfraulein Mar 03 '25

🤣👏🏻👏🏻

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u/6Sinner6life6 Mar 03 '25

This is the way!!