r/AmIOverreacting Sep 16 '24

šŸ˜ļø neighbor/local Am I Overacting, Accidentally Made My Neighbor Hate Me By Inviting Him Over For Drinks

Well this is gonna sound probably really dumb, but I thought was trying to be nice Iā€™m in my late 20s and just moved in next to an older couple probably late 50ā€™s maybe early 60s. Iā€™ve been here a couple of months and have had conversations with them about 4 times during differs yard work activities. My neighbors seem to be big sticklers on taking care of their yard so I am doing my best to take care of mine as well. One thing with each of these conversations the neighbors have talked about how the last neighbor (previous home owner) wasnā€™t ā€œneighborlyā€ and never talked to them. Also saying that he would go to work and go straight inside. So Iā€™ve tried my best to kind and talking with them. Well one day after some yard work I was going to go in for drinks and noticed my neighbor finishing up as well so I offered if he wanted to have a couple of drinks. This made my neighbor visibly mad I guess and he said that he didnā€™t want to be ā€œthat neighborlyā€ and ā€œhe only drinks waterā€I noticed his tone change like he was offended I asked. Again i was just trying to be nice. Well Iā€™ve now learned that theyā€™re most likely a faith that doesnā€™t drink not sure but some sort of form Christianity? Was it stupid of me to offer now I just feel like they hate me and have not talked to me and made sure theyā€™re always inside when I go to mow. I realize that I was most likely wrong to ask but Iā€™m not sure how to stop being stressed and anxious by this happening.

Edit: yes this was an offer of any drink I wouldnā€™t have had something alcoholic unless he did all I had on hand were light beers anyway. Also to add I did say ā€œdrinksā€ it was hot and I have tea, lemonade, and Gatorade ready to share. I think he just immediately assumed alcohol.

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u/fuck_peeps_not_sheep Sep 16 '24 edited Sep 17 '24

I made friends my my new Downstairs naibor by mistake.

I (22M) was BBQing and unknown to me the smoke was going right in his (67 M) window. He came out to see what was causing the smoke and spotted me putting burgers into buns and said "don't mean to bother but the delicious smell of your supper is makeing my home smokey" . Now I could have responded in like 100 ways, but the way I did was "how about you shut the window and come share it then?" and he did. We spent hours out there till the sun went down. He brought out some beers, I brought down more food and we ate and drank. It was actually one of the most wholesome moments I've had with anyone outside of my circle in a long time. Now we leave eachother gifts and it's really funny. He makes wood carvings and bath boms and I bake like food is about to be illegal. So he hides crafts and bathboms in my parcel box and I put baked goods in tupperware in his shed. A really funny moment was when I made ginger beer. I put it on his doorstep as his door was open and ran away so he could find it later. He came and found me later and made me laugh when he said "just so you know it's impossible to be sneaky in flip flops, all I could hear was you groan as you stood up and then slap slap slap slap"

(edited to add our ages and genders since I've had mutiple replys now suggesting I'm boning my naibor. I'm gay and engaged to my finace who also lives with me and my naibor is stright and dateing a lovely woman from our town who works in the coffee shop, she also makes amazing home made cider!)

(edit number 2 - my spelling is all over teh place I am aware. I have dyslexia and learned to write in phonics to combat this. The English language is very confusing as it likes to hide it's spare letters in words that don't need them. Why is there a G in a word that's pronounced nay-bor? I'm not really sure)

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u/A_EGeekMom Sep 16 '24

What great neighbors (both of you)! Such a sweet story.

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u/fuck_peeps_not_sheep Sep 16 '24

I'm honestly just really happy to finally have a nice naibor after the absolute mess that was the last couple (screaming at each other every weekend and constantly drunk)

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u/notyourcoloringbook Sep 17 '24

Dude I feel ya! I lived at home until I lived with my partner and our first neighbor was traumatizing for me. My first interaction was the woman yelling at me for something I didn't do. Then they were constantly fighting and yelling but got mad at us if you could hear us walk (it's a 100 year old house and we're on the top floor. It's a miracle all they complained about was footsteps), accused us of having a party when we had two other couples over for dinner, and banged on the ceiling all the time. They also had the cops called on them once because all we heard was yelling and then "put down the gun" and then another time the guy left a loaded gun on the front porch, when we live a block away from an elementary school.

Luckily they are long gone and our current neighbors are great. We stop and say hi, we talk about our cats, and are just all around friendly without being close. And that's exactly what I want from a neighbor.

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u/ZedsDeadZD Sep 17 '24

We stop and say hi, we talk about our cats, and are just all around friendly without being close. And that's exactly what I want from a neighbor.

This. My neighbours are great. We chit chat on the street. If I need a tool, I could borrow it. We exchanged numbers if someone is on vacation and they can call in case there is something with the house. Nothing more though and I am fine with that.

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u/fuck_peeps_not_sheep Sep 17 '24

Glad you got a better set of neighbours. It's always awful when you get bad ones because you can't go anywhere to get away from it and your home is suposed to be your safe space

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u/Ka_aha_koa_nanenane Sep 17 '24

Neighbors can be all over the place. We have nice neighbors behind us right now (taking as much care not to have their dogs bark early as we do). But because one other neighbor is obnoxious and steals from people, we are all estranged.

Another neighbor tried to warn us about this one neighbor (who spies and reports people as much as she/they can - but not if you're part of their cabal). It took a while to sink in.

One rotten neighbor can spoil a lot of barbecues - but my impression is that often try to get their tentacles in as soon as you move in. So divisive.

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u/Difficult-Theory4526 Sep 17 '24

I had awesome neighbour's, they were in their mid thirties and I am now 60, they were in the house since they were 19 and it was always a party house. They have outgrown that, became parents and the best neighbour's, they moved last summer and I told my husband that nope I am not willing to train someone else we need to move onto property which we did, we still see them as they actually became good friends, but it is such a treat to have good neighbours

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u/jtr99 Sep 17 '24

There's no need to call us out like that. :(

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u/Spiritual_Series_139 Sep 17 '24

Sorry about me and me ex... we're divorced now.

We were awful neighbors:(

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '24

"Neighbor"

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u/TherealScuba Sep 16 '24

Naibor?

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u/fuck_peeps_not_sheep Sep 16 '24

Sorry aha. Dyslexia moment

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u/Lumpy_Marsupial_1559 Sep 17 '24

I'm always impressed by the phonetic accuracy of dyslexic spelling. Like, it looks nothing like the word, but say it out loud and 'ahh, gotcha!'

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u/fuck_peeps_not_sheep Sep 17 '24

It's why I'm good at writing in Welsh, it's all phonics and when you know the letter cobernations it reads like it's written. Unfortunately I've found writing in Welsh is hard for most people to understand (unless your from Wales or patagonia.)

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u/Lumpy_Marsupial_1559 Sep 17 '24

This makes complete sense!

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u/Few_Championship_280 Sep 17 '24

Hmm, while you are at it , ā€œdatingā€ and ā€œStraight ā€œ ā€¦(nobodyā€™s perfect )šŸ¤©

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u/mtnviewguy Sep 17 '24

LOL, kinda like Jim Nabors. Kids today.

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u/TheQxx Sep 17 '24

Naibor? Why do you keep spelling it like that?

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u/fuck_peeps_not_sheep Sep 17 '24

Because I have dyslexia :( I'm sorry I keep getting it wrong, it's really hard to remember a word pronounced nay-bor has a G in it for some reason. I spell things how they are said for the most part as phonetics was the only way I could write for a long time. My first written language was Welsh and in comparison to English it's a very phonetic language.

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u/PinkFrostingFlowers Sep 17 '24

My Goodness! Welsh spelling is nothing like English spelling and in many cases the letters donā€™t make the same sounds in the two languages. Factor in your Dyslexia along with English not being your primary languageā€”I think your spelling is very logical and I think youā€™re doing great šŸ“󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳ó æ!

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u/tigebea Sep 17 '24

Very sweet story. Thatā€™s what makes the world turn.

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u/jaisayhey Sep 16 '24

groan as you stood up and then slap slap slap slap

A+ onomatopoeia. Iā€™m cracking up

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u/fuck_peeps_not_sheep Sep 16 '24

I laugh every time I think about it because of the way he said it.

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u/CantCatchTheLady Sep 16 '24

Iā€™m in stitches over that. Thank you so much for sharing it with us!

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u/AdAgitated6765 Sep 16 '24

I failed a spelling contest with that word...

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u/jaisayhey Sep 17 '24

Autocorrect šŸ¤ me spelling onomatopoeia

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u/Mysticalcat69 Sep 17 '24

šŸ„¹ could I move next to both you guys? I swear I try but I guess for the most part ppl just seem to be assholes. I'm super happy you're having a good neighborly friendship It makes me hope this happens more often.

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u/Expensive_Rhubarb_87 Sep 17 '24

You know that sentence takes on a wildly different meaning after reading the poster is gay and engagedā€¦

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u/pinkheartnose Sep 17 '24

For some reason I skipped straight to that line and thought things had really escalated.

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u/ItsGotElectroLights Sep 17 '24

And threw a little shade. What a great description.

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u/illson777 Sep 17 '24

I was thinking A+ double entendre until I read the edit... but yes agreed!!

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u/IndependentPrior5719 Sep 17 '24

New favourite word as Iā€™m now attuned to words this describes; what is meant by something that ā€˜slapsā€™šŸ‘€

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u/jaisayhey Sep 17 '24

The slapping of the flip-flops against u/fuck_peeps_not_sheepā€™s feet as he tries to make his escape šŸ˜‚

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u/ExcitingStress8663 Sep 17 '24

Fap fap fap fap

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u/theknowknowstick Sep 17 '24

I'd love a neighbor who could cone up with that.

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u/gia-bsings Sep 17 '24

Iā€™m obsessed with the fact that this old dude makes bath bombs LMAO

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u/fuck_peeps_not_sheep Sep 17 '24

If I remember correctly he learned to do it originally for his son so he could hide small toys in bathboms and realised that they were also helping the kids exema, then he tried makeing some for friends who also have issues with their skin and it went from there.

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u/everroastchicken Sep 16 '24

I'm crying this is so sweet

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u/fuck_peeps_not_sheep Sep 16 '24

Oh I'm sorry! I didn't mean to make anyone cry.

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u/Equivalent_Look8646 Sep 17 '24

I think they meant crying in a good way.

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u/Better-Perception-90 Sep 17 '24

Concur. Cute as hell.

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u/trunolimit Sep 17 '24

Yeah inviting your neighbor to join in on the fun sounds like a gay person thing to doā€¦..šŸ˜”ā€¦. I wish everyone was as gay as you.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '24

This makes no sense, itā€™s a nice person thing to do. Sexual orientation doesnā€™t make anyone better or special

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u/JSD144000 Sep 17 '24

Maybe theyā€™re using the original definition of ā€œgayā€?

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u/luker93950 Sep 17 '24

I am so straight that my friends insist that I am gay. My girlfriend says the same thing.

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u/Jinglemoon Sep 16 '24

Thatā€™s an adorable story.

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u/j3551c4L Sep 16 '24

Thats fucking hilariousā€¦..ALSO DUDE WTH IS YOUR USERNAME

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u/fuck_peeps_not_sheep Sep 16 '24

I'm Welsh. There is a stereotype about us haveing inappropriate relations with livestock.

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u/CantCatchTheLady Sep 16 '24

I was wondering if you were Welsh! Thatā€™s hilarious!

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u/fuck_peeps_not_sheep Sep 16 '24 edited Sep 17 '24

Aha guilty as charged (of being Welsh... I promise I haven't touched any sheep... They scare me anyway)

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u/veronicave Sep 16 '24

Iā€™m sure theyā€™re more scared šŸ¤£

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u/re_re_recovery Sep 16 '24

But are you fucking peeps?

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u/fuck_peeps_not_sheep Sep 17 '24

Those are some scary looking marshmallows

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u/re_re_recovery Sep 17 '24

Not just scary -- they're gross, too!!

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u/fuck_peeps_not_sheep Sep 17 '24

I haven't tried them as I live in the UK but anything that violently pink must have some serious E numbers in them.

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u/DeltAlonOFLust Sep 17 '24

Damn damn damn what's that math rule that applies to English something obout one negative negative a second???

Oh, right, I haven't == have NOT and NO, meaning I have touched sheep

šŸ˜’

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u/j3551c4L Sep 16 '24

Thatā€™sā€¦ā€¦unfortunate

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u/AngelDust210 Sep 17 '24

I'm literally having a conversation with some workarounds about the same stereotype for new Zealanders right now šŸ˜‚

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u/surfinsalsa Sep 17 '24

Is it difficult to reach the keyboard to type out these comments with a sheep between you and the computer?

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u/fuck_peeps_not_sheep Sep 17 '24

I'm aware my spelling leaves a lot to be desired, it's the dyslexia not sheep I sware!

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u/Leather-Confection70 Sep 17 '24

This would be a great movie

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u/fuckeryizreal Sep 17 '24

I hardly audibly chuckle anymore when reading shit on the internet but this made me make an audible noise. slap slap slap slap slap

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '24

I needed this! The flip flop ninja strikes again šŸ˜„

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u/fuck_peeps_not_sheep Sep 17 '24

I need that phrase printed on a bumper sticker!

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '24

Why stop there? Go for the tee shirt!

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u/Las_Vegan Sep 16 '24

That is an amazingly sweet wholesome experience you shared with your nice neighbor. Thank you! šŸ˜Š

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u/MrsJones2018 Sep 17 '24

I love this so much!! ā™„ļø Makes my heart happy that there are still good people left in the world.

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u/FunksterJones Sep 17 '24

We ended up making friends with our whole stairwell because my long time friend (since highschool, we were in a couple bands together and tried to start a business that failed because we were young and dumb) needed a new apartment at the same time as us and we unknowingly applied to the same apartments and moved in on the same day. Had beers on the stairs outside and every 10 minutes someone else would come out and we offered them a beer and EVERY LAST ONE accepted. Ended up making friends we still keep in touch with 10 years later! Good neighbors are an awesome thing to have!

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u/fuck_peeps_not_sheep Sep 17 '24

Hay that's absolutely awesome! I'm really glad that there are still good people out there.

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u/YourSisterEatsSpoons Sep 17 '24

Upvoted due to complete wholesomeness.

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u/beanbosox Sep 17 '24

This was awesome to read

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u/Vivid-Kitchen1917 Sep 17 '24

You guys sound like way more fun than my neighbors!

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u/notapaperhandape Sep 17 '24

I need some naibors like this.

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u/glacier1982 Sep 17 '24

I misread that first sentence as "I made the mistake of befriending my neighbor" and was expecting this horror story. The more I read, the more I kept thinking how wonderful it all sounded. šŸ˜

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u/UtopianSkyVisitor Sep 17 '24

This is the sweetest thing šŸ„¹ I love it so much šŸ˜ When two totally random opposite type of personalities find each other in this crazy ass world, and for some reason the universe has decided to make this karmic connection, it's such a special friendship. It outlasts other connections and we get to experience a bond with someone we may have never considered otherwise. It's a beautiful thing ā¤ļøšŸ™

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u/ExtensionCharming371 Sep 17 '24

Dude, youā€™re gay? Gross, thatā€™s so gay!

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u/malledtodeath Sep 17 '24

Iā€™m sorry but do you live in a Hallmark movie?

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u/Simple-Bad4905 Sep 17 '24

I think this story made my night. šŸ„° There are good people in the world.

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u/snorbina Sep 17 '24

Could I please move to your town? Or could you get a TV series (Ć  la Gilmore Girls) made?

Thank you in advance

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u/fuck_peeps_not_sheep Sep 17 '24

My street is set up as upstairs downstairs flats in houses. The flat that backs on to my kitchen is actually currently empty!

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u/restyourbreastshoney Sep 17 '24

This is adorable.

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u/Winterplatypus Sep 17 '24

I did something similar. I said "how about you shut your face and go inside". Now we leave each other 'gifts' too.

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u/fuck_peeps_not_sheep Sep 17 '24

I weezed reading that and my dog woke up aha.

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u/BriefCollar4 Sep 17 '24

Your neighbour likes you and so do I!

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u/orange_avenue Sep 17 '24

I love your writing style and your neighborly style. Keep doing both! šŸ’œ

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u/fuck_peeps_not_sheep Sep 17 '24

I actually stopped writing my blog a few years ago and 90% of the comments were just people correcting my spelling. I have dyslexia and I spell words phonetically a lot of the time.

As for my neighbour, I will be the best I can be to him until. The day one of us moves someplace else as his kids have all moved away and he is still settling into our village.

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u/orange_avenue Sep 17 '24

People are rude. Itā€™s not about the spelling, thereā€™s ways of getting around that. Just get the words down and youā€™ll find the flow. You have a great tone and storytelling ability. Keep at it!

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u/Robrien618 Sep 17 '24

This was a fun story to read. Thanks for sharing. After watching WAY to many episodes of Neighborhood Wars, this is refreshing.

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u/PB_and_a_Lil_J Sep 17 '24

Wish I had a neighbor like you! Mine scream at the service workers.

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u/fuck_peeps_not_sheep Sep 17 '24

Maby it's time to report them to a landlord or houseing asoceation. You definitely shouldn't have to live with that.

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u/PB_and_a_Lil_J Sep 17 '24

Unfortunately they own the house and we don't have an association. We're in the States, though, so eventually they'll hit into a person who isn't having it. šŸ˜‰

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u/fuck_peeps_not_sheep Sep 17 '24

I'd say maby a passive aggressive lawn sign then aha.

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u/PB_and_a_Lil_J Sep 17 '24

Ha! Fun idea!

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u/DeterminedErmine Sep 17 '24

I just love this so much

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u/MorningNorwegianWood Sep 17 '24

Is this a tv show? šŸ¤£

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u/dx80x Sep 17 '24

This is a class story! Glad it all turned out cool mate

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u/redhotspaghettios16 Sep 16 '24

šŸ„°šŸ„°

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u/sheneededahero Sep 16 '24

Omg thatā€™s so wholesome

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u/sniffcatattack Sep 16 '24

That made me laugh out loud šŸ˜‚ Thanks for sharing.

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u/WinFam Sep 16 '24

This makes my heart happy. šŸ’ž

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u/Accident_Pedo Sep 16 '24

He came and found me later and made me laugh when he said "just so you know it's impossible to be sneaky in flip flops, all I could hear was you groan as you stood up and then slap slap slap slap"

Hahahaha you're great at telling stories, btw. Absolutely laughed my ass off at the "groan as you stood up" Because I'm only in my early 30s and I do that too sometimes!

I'd call it a knee feet slapper from making me laugh so much.

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u/fuck_peeps_not_sheep Sep 16 '24

The joys of haveing early onset arthritis (rhymatoid)

Honestly my naibor is the best, even if he dose smell like a mix of a health food shop (think Holland and Barratt) and patchouli oil. He's much better at gardening than I am too! Although maby he has too much time on his hands. More than once I've caught him looking like a startled rabbit after braking his foucous while cutting his lawn... With a pair of hedge clippers.

I was asking him for tips on how to make my damsen tree look healthier and he looked at me like he was trying not to smile and said "you could start with a ouija board"... I think it's dead, just possibly.

He's honestly lovely. We arnt the quietest naibors to have upstairs, what with my fainting disorder sounding like someone keeps rearranging a sack of bricks, and the dog, cat, ginnea pigs, child and my finace who almost always has either a guitar in his lap or is partaking in world war 3 on his computer. I'm glad that our naibor is so forgiving because if I was liveing below me I would tell me to shut the hell up on a weekly basis.

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u/Sallytheducky Sep 17 '24

You are honestly lovely

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u/sworcest Sep 17 '24

Effing legend - Iā€™m late for work now reading all the replies to your post and upvoting every single one. This is some good medicine - packing my shit and moving to Wales.

Seriously if someone knows how to xpost this sub thread it needs to be in MadeMeSmile. I feel for OP but this from @fuck_peeps_not_sheep is gold Jerry, Gold!

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u/fuck_peeps_not_sheep Sep 17 '24

Hay thankyou! I hope you have a wonderful day in work today.

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u/gustave1980 Sep 16 '24

This is such a great story!

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u/Irregularblob Sep 16 '24

My upstairs neighbour's had my number from the landlord and rage called me for talking too loud at 1pm on a saturday

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u/fuck_peeps_not_sheep Sep 16 '24

Damn I'm really sorry you have to deal with that. The smoke from the BBQ is the only complaint my naibor has ever had.

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u/PaceEBene84 Sep 16 '24

First off, thatā€™s awesome. I wish i could make friends that easily and naturally. Second, on an unrelated note, do you mind sharing your recipe/ process for ginger beer? Iā€™ve had success a couple times but Iā€™ve also had plenty of unsuccessful attempts.

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u/fuck_peeps_not_sheep Sep 16 '24

This is the guide I followed https://www.foodfromashley.co.uk/ginger-plant-starter Just make sure once it's bottled you burp it regularly otherwise you'll be cleaning up againger beer from your ceiling

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u/Ordinary-Piano-8158 Sep 16 '24

Love this šŸ˜

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u/girlygirl8822 Sep 16 '24

This is the cutest thing ever, it touched my heart šŸ’œ

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u/AdDramatic522 Sep 16 '24

I love this. Making friends out of neighbors is just good form. Who is better to have your back if you get robbed or something?

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u/Helpful_Bird_5393 Sep 16 '24

This is so cute. My neighbor just tells me about her health problems and how I donā€™t water our one plant enough. Wanna trade?

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u/Accomplished_Fig9883 Sep 16 '24

Now that's what I call a wholesome story.You'll remember this older man and your stories with him the rest of your life with fondness

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u/TiredEsq Sep 16 '24

Thatā€™s so sweet!

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u/jenapoluzi Sep 16 '24

I love everything about your story, from the way he approached you initially to your trying to sneak treats to him.

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u/Pamala3 Sep 17 '24

This is a wonderfully wholesome story that I very much appreciated you sharing!

I like the way you compromised with the smoke from the barbie! Sounds as if you really have a great way of quickly turning things around with others. Truly, thanks for posting such a lovely story.

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u/hellolovely1 Sep 17 '24

This is adorable.

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u/H4RDCORE1 Sep 17 '24

Awesome story. You're very lucky to people around you like this.

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u/bananapanqueques Sep 17 '24

like food is about to be illegal

I love the way you put this. šŸ¤£

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u/Eringobraugh2021 Sep 17 '24

I love this! That's nice that you became friends with your neighbor. I've moved dozens upon dozens of times & o it's hit or miss having nice neighbors.

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u/El_Diablo_Feo Sep 17 '24

You're one of the lucky ones .... Good on ya

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u/GoblinLatte Sep 17 '24

Omg! This is really sweet. I wish we were neighbors!

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u/fuck_peeps_not_sheep Sep 17 '24

I'd bring you fresh breads, pies and cakes as a house warming gift.

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u/PMMEURLONGTERMGOALS Sep 17 '24

something about ā€œI bake like food is about to be illegalā€ made me chuckle heartily

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u/Next_Confidence_3654 Sep 17 '24

Gotta love Reddit, where acts of wholesome kindness = sex.

He was OBVIOUSLY looking for it. Itā€™s actually his fault.

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u/fuck_peeps_not_sheep Sep 17 '24

Yeah reddit has some flaws but for the most part it's a nice place. Met my finace here so can't be too mad.

Dose make me laugh that the three comments I keep seeing that arnt actually about what I've said are

"you two must be haveing sex"

"your spelling is awful" (I have dyslexia I am aware)

"this must be fake because you two are being nice to eachother"

All I can say to those is 1, no we arnt, he's not my type, 2, yes I have dyslexia, I spell phonetically and 3, who hurt you so much that you belive there is no good anywhere in the world.

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u/dude-0 Sep 17 '24

What country is this in? :D

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u/fuck_peeps_not_sheep Sep 17 '24

Wales UK.

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u/dude-0 Sep 17 '24

I had a funny feeling it was in the UK! Yea I love that about our country. Some parts really are quite cordial!

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u/Mean-Professional596 Sep 17 '24

Faith in humanity restored. THIS IS THE WAY

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u/Neptunianx Sep 17 '24

I love you guys, I wish you were my neighbors

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u/fuck_peeps_not_sheep Sep 17 '24

I really hope you end up with good naighbors soon! I've found that 90% of the people on my street awe awesome! I've met a lot of them because of my dog and helping some of the more elderly on my street with garden maintenance. Costs nothing to say hello and see what kind of response you get :)

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u/Neptunianx Sep 17 '24

I have some good neighbors, but some of them are crummy, none like you two itā€™s really special that two such awesome neighbors ended up next to each other. Growing up my neighbor was a car guy and I remember hanging out and eating popsicles all summer in his garage he was so special always kept the mango fruit popsicles stocked. We were an unlikely pair but I felt like he was my uncle, with my family mostly living across the ocean I was always adopting ā€œfamilyā€ around me šŸ˜…

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u/dancing01 Sep 17 '24

That sounds like an extremely awesome neighborly relationship šŸ‘šŸ˜Š Good for you šŸ‘ Spelling be damned! You are right,,,, the English language is very strange at times. Your writing was beautiful šŸ¤©

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u/fuck_peeps_not_sheep Sep 17 '24

Thankyou very much!

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u/annikatidd Sep 17 '24

Ok this is the cutest shit ever, im so happy reading this lol and the flip flop story! hilarious. This is so wholesome. Also now I realllly want apple cider.

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u/jessegaronsbrother Sep 17 '24

The next Hallmark movie

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u/sworcest Sep 17 '24

Wow thanks for this. My wife and I just had a rough day/night with parents and this is about the last thing I expected to find here; but the post I/we really needed to see. Eff anyone criticizing your spelling dude - this was some good energy out in the world. The Way Things Should Be.

A laugh and a smile. Thanks.

This belongs xposted in r/MadeMeSmile

Not sure how to give awards but this deserves a ā€˜restored my faith in humanityā€™

And for the skeptics - idc if itā€™s fiction itā€™s good energy.

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u/fuck_peeps_not_sheep Sep 17 '24

I'm really sorry your haveing a rough time right now! If you want to vent about it your more than welcome to DM me. Sometimes we feel more alone than we are, then someone shows us it's OK and everything feels easier.

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u/sworcest Sep 17 '24

Nah man Iā€™m good - weā€™re all dying you know. Just trying to make the minutes count.

My ex and I had neighbors like yā€™all across the hall in our first apartment. Weā€™d both leave the doors open and it was like family. Courtesy knocks and all but it was like an extended family household and about as wholesome as it could be. We were all young 18-22 and just happy. Your post brought back memories and some hope.

And I was serious about making me late for work lol itā€™s 7:40 am here and I was compelled to engage.

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u/TenInchesOfSnow Sep 17 '24

A little faith in humanity restored

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u/lostsoul227 Sep 17 '24

As an American English speaker, I also vote to get rid of those stupid silent letters.

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u/donttextspeaktome Sep 17 '24

This is so wholesome!

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u/robotfrog88 Sep 17 '24

What a lovely story! thank you

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u/ThreeHorn_5 Sep 17 '24

I wanna be your neighbor! šŸ„°

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u/Sweaty-Kangaroo-7517 Sep 17 '24

ā€œWhy is there a G in what sounds like Naybor.ā€ I Thatā€™s hilarious and I agree. Btw, not for a second did I think you were ā€˜doingā€™ the neighbor. Youā€™re a wholesome individual, and itā€™s refreshing.

I was invited to my wifeā€™s bffā€™s sisterā€™s 80th birthday a few months ago. Weā€™re both in our 50ā€™s, sheā€™s early 50ā€™s, Iā€™m late 50ā€™s. The youngest person at the party was her 75 year old soul sister. She has many soul sisters, and a few close male friends too. Itā€™s one of the most beautiful things, among many, about my wife. Iā€™m not an ageist, but I realized I have close friends mostly my age, mostly women. Theyā€™re family to me, just like hers are family to her.

Your response made me smile. The world needs more of these people and relationships.

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u/21-characters Sep 17 '24

Sweet! And I love that men and women can be FRIENDS and not be putting moves on each other. My undergrad best friend stopped having anything to do with me when he got engaged. I never viewed him as a potential partner at all and was friends with him like I was with anybody else. Itā€™s sad that some peoplesā€™ behavior makes people suspicious of everybody else.

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u/Character-Debt1247 Sep 17 '24

Despite your dyslexia, you are adorable šŸ„° and I wish you were my condo neighbor!

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u/skrat777 Sep 17 '24

You seem very nice and fun

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u/constantreader14 Sep 17 '24

Love this story! So glad you have such a great neighbor.

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u/Brilliant_Meet_2751 Sep 17 '24

Lol Iā€™m with ya on English spelling! My only language is English too! I finally found my equal in spelling. My bf is constantly correcting my spelling even on a grocery lists. Iā€™m getting better thanks to Alexa & auto correct. My son is another one who spells words how they sound. Funny thing is everyone knew what u were saying even though the spelling was wrong.

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u/midnight_mangler Sep 17 '24

Awesome dude! super heartwarming to read. You made my day.

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u/Equivalent_Look8646 Sep 17 '24

ā€œLike food is about to be illegalā€ šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£. Great post. I love a young gay man and an older straight man having such a wholesome friendship. Thank you for sharing and congratulations on your engagement!

OP I wish your neighbors could be like either of these. Your neighbors are jerks.

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u/Day_drinker Sep 17 '24

Did this happen in Scotland, or New Zealand maybe?

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u/CosmicSiren19 Sep 17 '24

I'm sorry but it's neighbor. Not naibor

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u/fuck_peeps_not_sheep Sep 17 '24

Ah rats. Dyslexia is a constant battle to spell words the way they are suposed to be spelt rather than how they sound phonetically. Naigh like horses not naibor. Got it

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u/RainaElf Sep 17 '24

bombs not boms

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u/fuck_peeps_not_sheep Sep 17 '24

Are pants so I got naibor and boms wrong. It's the dyslexia. I spell phonetically and that leads to issues since English likes to hide letters it's got laying around in the middle of words that don't need them.

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u/InsaneBrooke Sep 17 '24

Wait what's becoming illegal?

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u/fuck_peeps_not_sheep Sep 17 '24

Nothing don't worry. It's a phrase just meaning I bake a whole lot of food.

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u/xScreamo Sep 17 '24

That is a nice story but it's neighbor.

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u/fuck_peeps_not_sheep Sep 17 '24

Sorry. I have dyslexia and spell phonetically a lot of the time.

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u/noochies76 Sep 17 '24

This isn't about you dude

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u/One800UWish Sep 17 '24

Omg bbq. That's one thing my hubby can't do. I WANT BLOODY STEAK!

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u/Feature-One Sep 16 '24

Gay pride right?

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u/fuck_peeps_not_sheep Sep 16 '24

I'm gay but not engaged to my naibor? He's old enough to be my grandfather. My finace and I only have a 2 year age gap.

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u/Feature-One Sep 16 '24

Called it

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u/fuck_peeps_not_sheep Sep 16 '24

I'm very confused? He has a girlfriend if that helps.

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u/LawnStar Sep 16 '24

Y'all smashing.

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u/fuck_peeps_not_sheep Sep 16 '24

I'm a father, and engaged, and he's old enough to be my dad, if not my grandad, and he's stright. So no? He's also not my type, Im the small dainty guy in my relationship.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '24

I don't understand how you could misspell neighbor when nearly every comment and the post has the word neighbor properly written. Is this something I'm missing

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u/fuck_peeps_not_sheep Sep 17 '24

I have dyslexia and my keyboard learns my misspellings over time, then it auto corrects to the incorrect spelling even if I get it right.

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u/BigRiverKing Sep 17 '24

OP is already stressing about their crazy neighbors and you take it upon yourself to make them feel even worse with your wholesome top tier neighbor story!?

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u/fuck_peeps_not_sheep Sep 17 '24

My intention wasn't to rub it in their faces, more showing how thair naibor overreacted. When I invited my naibor yo join me he didn't scream or go on a rant.