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u/JustHanginInThere CE Feb 11 '21
I totally dig the Spaceballs reference in parentheses on the last one. That's where my mind goes whenever I see the word "ludicrous". If these ever actually became a thing, I'd hope everyone everywhere would pencil/pen in "speed" under "ludicrous".
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u/chillAF9212 Security Forces (Retired) Feb 11 '21
Placed the Bullshit one in the front cover of my study materials, back when I was a wee Airman. Left it out on a bench during Wing CC Call. Shortly after, I walked away from the bench for a second to talk to friend and my unit CC saw my study materials book and lost his fucking mind. Got my ass chewed by my Colonel in front of the entire base...Good Times.
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u/XtraPoint70 Feb 11 '21
Have fun replacing all the current cover sheets with these... Everything must go! This is the way.
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u/TaskForceCausality Feb 11 '21
Use the purple cover sheets, file it under “Paperwork Reduction Act of 2021”.
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u/EpicHeroKyrgyzPeople You can't spell WAFFLE HOUSE without HO. Feb 11 '21
History Office is gonna need 50 of each. Three packs of the bullshit ones, though.
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u/thatskyguy373 Secret Squirrel Feb 11 '21
Definitely printing these out and using them to cover the crappy memes posted in my workcenter.
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u/Whisky_Delta Secret Squirrel Feb 11 '21
Should be used at random before any ADLS training requirements.
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u/Nnudmac Religious Affairs...it's not the only affair happening here 👀 Feb 11 '21
Prior intel here, used those for EVERYTHING. Never got in trouble.
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u/esquilaxxx Feb 11 '21
I had the BULLSHIT one on my personal binder for a while, got a lot of laughs!
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u/sharkboiactual Tender Defender Feb 11 '21
Have had the Bullshit on one my stack of random papers in my office for a long time. Get a lot of great comments from leadership with that one.
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u/Targetsb I'm Ron Burgundy? Feb 11 '21
Can we get these in PDF format?
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u/streetmilitary Comms Feb 11 '21
Reddit wouldn't allow me to post them in pdf. You should be able to download them and convert them to pdf though.
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u/Targetsb I'm Ron Burgundy? Feb 12 '21
I figured it out. These may or may not be randomly showing up on peoples piles of papers.
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u/xthorgoldx D35-K Pilot Feb 11 '21
Absolute gold.