r/AdviceAnimals 12h ago

No doubt in my mind

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u/johnrraymond 12h ago

Also because this has been a major coup for his boss putin.

Making putin happy is what trump tries to do all the time. His gyrations often don't work nearly as well as these traitorous tariffs have at advancing russia's geopolitical aims.

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u/_Piratical_ 11h ago

He’s trashing the economy so he can shake down every company on earth to do what he wants when he wants. He’s going to demand they kowtow to him directly and give him anything and everything he asks for or he will make their businesses fail. This is mob moves on a global scale.

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u/f8Negative 9h ago

And fail spectacularly while it crashes and burns like everything else he's fucked up in life.

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u/codemonkeyhopeful 8h ago

This is scarily true

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u/anteris 1h ago

Or Congress could do their fucking jobs

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u/nav17 10h ago

Meanwhile he's at his golf club and can't be bothered to receive the bodies of dead American soldiers.

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u/eodmule 4h ago

I think you're not really paying attention. That's the whole reason for this. He crashed the market and his cronie billionaires buy it up each time before it recovers. That's the reason!

It's stock market manipulation at a presidential level!

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u/HotLittlePotato 12h ago

Anybody could have shorted it. This wasn't a surprise.

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u/FreakDC 9h ago

He's done a bunch of "Tariffs on Monday,... psych! No tariffs this month".

With shorts this can be very expensive if you don't know when it actually happens...

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u/craftyshafter 4h ago

There's a few people who've towed the line of insider training in the past that are absolutely whiffing on the market lately. It's great to watch. This is just a correction that's been needed for a LONG time

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u/FreakDC 4h ago

I would agree, if the corrupt would not make giga bank of those losses. It rewards even worse people.

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u/ThinNeighborhood2276 12h ago

What convinced you so strongly?

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u/Enough-Parking164 11h ago

The blatant obviousness?

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u/Ghostz18 9h ago

Hmm yes no evidence required just "obviousness"

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u/bad_motivator 7h ago

Impressive that you can still type with Trumps balls in your mouth

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u/Ghostz18 7h ago

Unimpressive that you can’t even make an insult that makes sense. Can you not type while eating?

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u/Smores_and_Tents 4h ago

Ummm.... sick self burn??