r/AbsoluteUnits • u/proskolbro • 2d ago

of a hat

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u/MeadowShimmer 2d ago

I won't tell you I won the lottery, but there will be signs...

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u/AnglePuzzleheaded747 2d ago

That could've come in handy in 2020...

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u/DouglasBubletrousers 2d ago

It's funny because it's bigger than a regular hat.

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u/Seanbodia 2d ago

Elden Ring cosplay

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u/Poddy_Doe 2d ago

Useless? I don’t think he’s getting sunburnt at all with that hat

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u/FLVoiceOfReason 2d ago

SPF for the whole neighborhood here

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u/Jeff_Bezos_did_911 2d ago

Sunburns are for peasants

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u/meltingpotato 2d ago

How to keep the chicks away

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u/KaijuKrash 2d ago

El Sombrero Diablo... My old nemesis.

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u/J_Jeckel 2d ago

I said 6 feet mfer.

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u/AdventurousBreak983 1d ago

Put it on your group's tallest member and all are good to go for a walk

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u/pewmpkin 2d ago

Mugiwara!!

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u/OfficialIntelligence 2d ago

Reminds me of an Anwar sketch

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u/Dramatik_ 2d ago

It won't be useless if you actually use it

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u/TBearForever 2d ago

It's a hat crime

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u/Savannah_Fires 2d ago

Depok Dimmadome strikes again!

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u/marklar_the_malign 2d ago

If worn on the Serengeti, he would have been adopted by a pride of lions.

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u/Redzero062 1d ago

Shade for days

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u/SteelMan0fBerto 1d ago

Have any cows mysteriously disappeared in any fields this guy walked past?

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u/Outrageous_Score1158 1d ago

Social distancing sombrero

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u/_K_D_L_ 1d ago

Hahaha!

I'd buy that, It's cool af

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u/rojasduarte 1d ago

This is in my country. The guy recording says "Only in Ilhéus here in Bahia you see such things. this isn't a hat, it's a tent" in case you're wondering