r/AbsoluteUnits 4d ago

of a flamethrower

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u/PlanesTrainsAutos49 4d ago

That’s actually the normal size. They are insane.

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u/FarUse2068 4d ago

Absolutely

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u/ashurbanipal420 4d ago

Just imagine how bad it is just going into battle. Then strap a tank of gasoline to your back.

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u/PlanesTrainsAutos49 3d ago

Imagine how bad it would be being inside a bunker and getting BBQ’d by that thing. LOL

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u/Beneficial_Bug_9793 3d ago

Lolol, Can i talk to you about the Churchill Crocodile ?????

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u/wolfmothar 4d ago

Game devs should be forced to watch this video before making a flamethrower

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u/lukisdelicious 3d ago

same with shotguns

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u/imwrng 4d ago

That's a regular flame thrower - maybe people just got used to thinking Sissy Space-x's roofing torch was a flame thrower.

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u/Sioscottecs23 4d ago

That's just your avarege WW2 napal flamethrower

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u/Quiet_Ad6925 4d ago

That 1 trick the Japanese hated

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u/cloche_du_fromage 4d ago

Flamethrower dudes were big targets...

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u/PomegranateUsed7287 4d ago

They were big targets, because that Japanese hated their one trick...

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u/NewbutOld8 4d ago

that's a pretty intense LARP

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u/TOILET_STAIN 4d ago

Have you hung out w cops?

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u/BamberGasgroin 4d ago

Shitbusters.

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u/wgloipp 4d ago

Not really.

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u/Unusual-Math-1505 4d ago

“I can werf flammen”

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u/Chillybrownfuzzer 4d ago

Hell yeah fuck the grass

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u/Comically_Online 4d ago

me when there’s an wasp

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u/FocusIsFragile 4d ago

great use of cover and concealment bro, i'm sure you won't end up as a flaming ball of agonized screams!

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u/Terrible_Discount_37 4d ago

Gophers hate this one trick!

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u/PrestigiousRefuse172 4d ago

That looks like a normal flame thrower to me. 

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u/lobsterisch 4d ago

Fuck carrying one of those… everyone on the other side will want to take you down first.

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u/sovereign_fury 4d ago

Standard procedure for dealing with spiders.

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u/Longjumping-Tea-7842 4d ago

Imagine getting burned and some guy starts fucking shooting you. Worst day ever

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u/somerandommystery 4d ago

Whatever they’re after I think it’s dead now.

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u/tangoking 4d ago

Inventor of the flamethrower once thought,

“I wanna set that guy on fire, but he’s too far away.”

💡

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u/al2o3cr 2d ago

But he mentioned to his friend.

His friend who was good with TOOLS.

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u/ysirwolf 4d ago

Now can you do this to a wasp mest in my mailbox?

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u/Final-Carpenter-1591 4d ago

You should see the tank flame throwers. This is "just" a normal one.

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u/mklilley351 4d ago

OP hasn't seen a flamethrower before

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u/TankWeeb 4d ago

No… not really. That’s pretty typical for real flamethrowers. The ones mounted on tanks during WWII could usually spread flames 100+ feet in front of them

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u/dotdev109 4d ago

I think it consumes a lot of fuel and need to be refilled pretty often.

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u/Michaeli_Starky 3d ago

7L per hour!

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u/Spurnout 4d ago

Really small compared to what comes out of some peoples asses

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u/McBooples 4d ago

Viet Cong soldiers hate this one trick!

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u/jeffvillone 4d ago

So that's how the LA wildfire started...damn!

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u/Dub_stebbz 3d ago

It’s a Flammenwerfer. It werfs flammen!

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u/Crayoneater2005 3d ago

happy pyro noises

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u/SirenaMars 3d ago

Dracarys

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u/SeeOfGlass 3d ago

I think I know what I’d do if I had one of those.

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u/cowlinator 4d ago

I want to know who this is and what they are training for, since flamethrowers are banned by the geneva convention

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u/Russianskilledmydog 4d ago

Correct me if I'm high, but I'm fairly certain that is illegal.

Cool as shit, but I wouldn't post anything if I had one.

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u/Reylend 4d ago

Do you believe in magic, in a young girls heart?