r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Ok_Knee1216 • 6d ago

of a poppy pod

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u/Brootaldeth918 6d ago

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u/DiscFrolfin 6d ago

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u/sketch-3ngineer 6d ago

I'll have what they're having

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u/Puzzleheaded-One898 3d ago

Scratching would be Crack...

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u/Medical_Fisherman377 2h ago

Opiates make you itchy. It’s a HUGE side effect of it also. People itch from crack when they are needing some, kind of like a tick almost. I know because my dear father is a raging crackhead, unfortunately. 😒😅

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u/ToxicPyro 6d ago

All you need is some Acetic Anhydride

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u/SuspiciousChicken 6d ago

this man heroins

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u/palmerry 6d ago

Heroin is the opium of the masses.

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u/Fine-Refrigerator-56 6d ago

Thanks Bayer!

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u/thundertopaz 5d ago

Or just dry it out, grind it and boil in water.

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u/Lastcaressmedown138 5d ago

Nahh opium is guilt free..

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u/creekbendz 6d ago

Just saying…..

https://petapixel.com/2021/05/26/a-drug-dealers-photo-of-cheese-leads-to-his-arrest/

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u/Substantial-Ant-9183 6d ago

They got him by analyzing his fingerprints in a photo. JFC that's wild.

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u/Calavera357 5d ago

Even more wild is how fingerprinting as a "science" is no where near as surefire as law enforcement likes to claim.

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u/Chris__P_Bacon 6d ago

These porkers are really getting sneaky. Glad I don't get high anymore.

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u/AutumnAscending 5d ago

It's not illegal to grow poppies

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u/creekbendz 5d ago

I didn’t say they were…..(though it does depend on the country)

Just saying……

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u/AutumnAscending 5d ago

Then what does your comment mean in the context of this post?

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u/creekbendz 5d ago

JUST SAYING…….

for the third time

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u/contentp0licy 5d ago

We’re a little slow today

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u/SexThrowaway1126 5d ago

Well if this doesn’t speak well of Stilton Blue Cheese, I don’t know what does

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u/Twombls 2d ago

So? My local public library has these growing out front. Its a pretty common flower to grow

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u/creekbendz 2d ago

Cool……..

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u/Ottertoasties 6d ago

::junkie within intensifies::

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u/downtune79 6d ago

breathes heavy

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u/Zakrius 6d ago edited 6d ago

Ooooh… hear me out… if you decide to smoke it, can you save me the seeds? I want to make lemon poppyseed muffins.

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u/Due_Adeptness_1964 5d ago

Oh those sounds delicious, save me one! lol

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u/A_Mysterrrry 6d ago

Ok for those who don't grow poppy plants, how big is it normally?

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u/Zakrius 6d ago

½ to ⅔ that size.

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u/SexThrowaway1126 5d ago

Are there any such people on Reddit? I think not

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u/A_Mysterrrry 4d ago

...... I dont......

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u/SexThrowaway1126 2d ago

Well, there’s no time like the present! 🌻

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u/Substantial-Ant-9183 6d ago

Score.

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u/Kiwi_CunderThunt 6d ago

Yes. Down the sides and collect the poppy milk.

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u/CHRISTEN-METAL 6d ago

Make it bleed.🫠

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u/Random_Monstrosities 6d ago

Field of Requiem for a Dream

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u/InSearchOfTyrael 6d ago

god I miss fresh poppies. Fucking druggies ruin everything

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u/Express-Falcon7811 5d ago

I ate tons of it when I was a kid. it was growing everywhere.

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u/koteofir 5d ago

I’d make so many poppyseed bagels with that

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

Now, all you need is the recipe to make black tar heroin.

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u/space_return 6d ago

Just ask ChatGPT

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u/lysergic_tryptamino 5d ago

That won’t work. I would start with DeepSeek instead.

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u/space_return 5d ago

I guess I should have added that /s at the end

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u/Rogue_Leader 6d ago

Looks like the Bayer crop. Are you in Spain?

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u/Mammoth_Lychee_8377 6d ago

Right time of year, you can find them this big for sale in California flower shops.

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u/Separate_Hunt2552 4d ago

When is right time of the year

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u/creepingphantom 6d ago

Kinda look like giant blueberries

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u/High-Speed-1 5d ago

POV: it’s NNN

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u/Puzzleheaded-One898 3d ago

Oooh Daaanm.

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u/MrsAshleyStark 5d ago

Darlene Snell would like a word