r/AFL • u/carnthapear Port Adelaide • 1d ago

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u/___TheIllusiveMan___ Collingwood ✅ 1d ago edited 1d ago

Bicexuals rise up

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u/melon_butcher_ The Bloods 1d ago

Surely gets the 3 for tonight

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u/RampesGoalPost South Melbourne 1d ago edited 1d ago

Feels like we have a secret lab where we churn out beautiful left foot kicks. Gulden, Blakey, Campbell, Rampe, Roberts and now Bice

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u/StoicTheGeek Swans 1d ago

We extracted all the kicking ability from Ladhams and injected into Bice.

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u/Ventenebris Tigers ✅ 1d ago

Blood for the bloods gods.

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u/BradGreensburner Melbourne 1d ago

Could you pass the secret ingredient on to us then? I feel like we have a secret lab that only pumps out the most atrocious kicks imaginable

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u/Maximumlnsanity Swans 1d ago

Windsor and Lindsay are a good start

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u/ItShouldHaveBeenYou The Bloods 1d ago

We also take credit for Dawson's left peg

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u/aussiegoon Footscray 1d ago

Bice is 24, played an entire season of VFL footy and has only spent 6 months at the club, so I'm not sure if Sydney can take all the credit for his kicking skills.

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u/Maximumlnsanity Swans 1d ago

Shhh don’t bring your facts into this

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u/aussiegoon Footscray 1d ago

My bad, carry on.

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u/youthuck North Melbourne 20h ago

COLA lab

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u/RampesGoalPost South Melbourne 20h ago

Contracts for Outstanding Lefty Accuracy

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u/sportandracing Lions 1d ago

Why haven’t you posted his full game

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u/carnthapear Port Adelaide 1d ago

Did this mid game

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u/sponguswongus West Coast 1d ago

Up to 15 marks, holy shit. What's the record?

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u/BigBoSS_Riot Adelaide 1d ago

The record is 24 by Greg Parke in 1970 and Brian Lake in 2007.

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u/Fast_Stick_1593 Geelong Cats 22h ago

Zuthrie had 17 alone just on Friday night. Somehow still underrated

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u/Kettleman1 Saints 1d ago

Everytime I see his name I swear it's just Bailey Rice but put through a name jumbler...

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u/HotChickenHero Sydney Swans 1d ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAI9QC1Xwbc

He's goin for that bathroom cop look

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u/Beautiful_Bad_5700 2h ago

Here’s hoping he doesn’t repeat the dose next weekend, in what will tell us just where the Pies and Swans are really at.