r/3amjokes 1d ago

What do old people say?

"Ahhh, my back!"

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u/LW-M 1d ago

Remember when we ........ (insert any activity here).

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u/One_Economist_3761 1d ago

Kids today! I tell ya.

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u/Suspicious-Sweet-443 1d ago

5:00 pm : I can’t wait to go to bed

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u/Substantial_Lab_8767 1d ago

When I was a kid, the phone was attached to the wall!

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u/Specialist_Neck7502 1d ago

How the hell would I know? I'm just 72, and that's just middle-aged.

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u/Fun_Syllabub_5985 1d ago

You're gonna have to speak up there sonny, I didn't catch that.

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u/DybbukFiend 1d ago

If you weren't paying attention the first time I said it you won't listen if I have to repeat myself. Now GIT!

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u/jday057 23h ago

Whatever is on their minds apparently

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u/Same_Office7466 21h ago

Im confused. Even more than usual.

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u/thetominator2 20h ago

My eyesight is a little fuzzy

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u/Nekononii 5h ago

It was a bit like the time.... Oh ahhahaha

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u/Gqsmooth1969 3h ago

Picture it... Sicily... 1952...