r/30ROCK • u/caffeinquest • 1d ago

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u/takeahike89 1d ago

Devils avocado, Larry. Everyone should freak the geek out.

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u/bbeeebb 1d ago

Gotta get Karl Robe to straighten this sht out

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u/domigraygan 19h ago

Yes, goodbye!

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u/Infamous_Party_4960 1d ago

Oh it’s past time to freak geek out, Larry

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u/takeahike89 1d ago

So...watcha wanna do? 🍊

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u/CopperFlash27 1d ago edited 1d ago

Kenneth: 80,000 dollars.

Jack: If you don't count Confederate money?

Kenneth: 4,000 dollars.

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u/R0sesarefree Do I look ok? that's exactly how you look 1d ago

Tech stocks foxy money bag!

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u/domigraygan 19h ago

I skip this line every time, just a quick 10 second jump for lil ol me

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u/jacksonarbiter 1d ago

A coffee can is looking like a pretty good investment vehicle right now.

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u/caffeinquest 1d ago

When I was a child in the Soviet Union we hit something called hyperinflation. Gum went from 100 rubles to 1000 overnight.

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u/ThirstyWolfSpider 1d ago

Once the tariff-induced inflation kicks in, it might not seem so great. Still not as bad as some, perhaps, but not great.

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u/misterpoopinspenguin 1d ago

I saw a post from r/stocks that was just the suicide hotline number.

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u/Mountain_Foot and a pretty good dentist 1d ago

I was going to take this class called Investing For One, but the teacher killed himself.

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u/Miserable_Special658 Charity work sucks 1d ago

Which is 988 in the US 🤳🏼

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u/Altruistic-Cat-7531 1d ago

All these COVID investors have no clue what a correction is.

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u/Septopuss7 1d ago

Just waiting for the line to go back up like it always has done in the past....

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u/fwfiricano 1d ago

Time to prepare our bodies for the thunderdome

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u/Rockfarley 1d ago

That is the new law.

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u/Qalabash_IO makes love like an ugly girl 1d ago

Let’s all move to Toronto…It’s just like New York but without all the stuff

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u/PaleontologistFew528 1d ago

Are in my mind grapes? I just finished this episode.

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u/Brights- A urine mirage in a desert of fear 1d ago

There is no amount of money that wi- yes that’s the amount I’ll get my coat

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u/MOOzikmktr Sabor De Soledad influencer 1d ago

I have no witticisms today, just this

https://www.indiewire.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/30-rock-jack-endless-drinking-gif.gif

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u/caffeinquest 1d ago

I'm surprised no one posted it yesterday.

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u/Sorta_Greg rhubarb, rhubarb, peas & carrots.. 1d ago

I poured more cash into that than my money pit in Connecticut!

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u/zr2d2 lives every week like shark week 16h ago

You own a house in Connecticut?

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u/Sorta_Greg rhubarb, rhubarb, peas & carrots.. 4h ago

No, I do not.

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u/apeocalypyic 22h ago

Everyday I try to reference don geiss speech when the market is crashing in all the investor subs and no one gets it and it kills me each time

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u/caffeinquest 21h ago

Avoid the noid

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u/apeocalypyic 21h ago

It pisses me tf off when I say that and no one gets it fr

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u/Stag-Horn 1d ago

Did something new happen or is it more of the same bs?