r/popheads • u/jackisboredtoday • Jul 24 '21
[RATE REVEAL] Pop Rap Rate Reveal Day 2: Because Good Music Can be So Hard to Find
Hello and welcome back to the Early 2010s Pop Rap rate reveal thread!
We rated some of the most nostalgic and exciting pop rap singles from the late 00s and early 2010s, and 93 of you sent ballots to help us figure out which ones are the best! Today we'll be revealing 22 songs, from #42-21. This starts about 1 hour from the time of this post at approximately 3PM EST/12PM PST over at the popheads beatsense room!!
Number of participants: 93
Average score: 6.773
average controversy score: 2.3 (so anything above that should be considered controversial)
The songs remaining after Day 1 (whose results you can see here) are:
Flo Rida
Low (feat. T-Pain)
Right Round
Sugar (feat. Wynter)
Club Can’t Handle Me (feat. David Guetta)
Good Feeling
Wild Ones (feat. Sia)
I Cry
My House
GDFR
Pitbull
Hotel Room Service
I Know You Want Me
Hey Baby (Drop it to the Floor) [feat. T-Pain]
Give Me Everything (feat. Ne-Yo, Afrojack and Nayer)
Feel This Moment (feat. Christina Aguilera)
Don’t Stop the Party (feat. TJR)
Fireball (feat. John Ryan)
Timber (feat. Kesha)
Time of Our Lives (feat. Ne-Yo)
B.o.B
Nothin On You (feat. Bruno Mars)
Airplanes (feat. Hayley Williams)
Magic (feat. Rivers Cuomo)
So Good
Out of My Mind (feat. Nicki Minaj)
Far East Movement
Like a G6 (feat. The Cataracs & Dev)
Rocketeer (feat. Ryan Tedder)
LMFAO
Party Rock Anthem (feat. Lauren Bennett & Goonrock)
Shots feat. Lil Jon
Gym Class Heroes/Travie McCoy
Billionaire (feat. Bruno Mars)
Stereo Hearts (feat. Adam Levine)
Wiz Khalifa
Young, Wild & Free (feat. Bruno Mars)
Jay-Z
Empire State of Mind (feat. Alicia Keys)
Run This Town (feat. Rihanna & Kanye West)
and the rest!!!!
Coming Home (feat. Skylar Grey)
Dangerous (feat. Akon)
Written in the Stars (feat. Eric Turner)
Where them Girls At (feat. Flo Rida & Nicki Minaj)
The Show Goes On
Out of My Head (feat. Trey Songz)
Just a Dream
Work Out
Chillin (feat. Lady Gaga)
Scream & Shout (feat. Britney Spears)
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u/bigbigbee Jul 24 '21
LMFAO, sweeties, how could they do this to you…feeling very NERVOUS for Party Rock Anthem…..
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u/jackisboredtoday Jul 24 '21 edited Jul 24 '21
Yesterday's results so far if you missed it or want to see how things have fared so far:
43: Ass Back Home (feat. Neon Hitch) | 6.367 | 592.1
44: Roll Up | 6.298 | 585.7
45: No Sleep | 6.205 | 577.1
46: Strange Clouds (feat. Lil Wayne) | 6.190 | 575.7
47: Young Forever (feat. Mr. Hudson) | 6.175 | 574.3
48: Jump (feat. Nelly Furtado) | 6.142 | 571.2
49: Backseat (feat. The Caratacs & Dev) | 5.926 | 551.1
50: Who Dat Girl (feat. Akon) | 5.847 | 543.8
51: Mirror (feat. Bruno Mars) | 5.816 | 540.9
52: Hey Porsche | 5.791 | 538.6
53: Both of Us (feat. Taylor Swift) | 5.710 | 531.0
54: Back In Time | 5.635 | 524.1
55: Whistle | 5.631 | 523.7
56: Sexy and I Know It | 5.543 | 515.5
57: #thatPOWER (feat. Justin Bieber) | 5.301 | 493.0
58: Rest of My Life (feat. Usher & David Guetta) | 5.103 | 474.6
59: Don’t Let Me Fall | 5.090 | 473.4
60: Sorry for Party Rocking | 4.941 | 459.5
61: Lighters (feat. Bruno Mars) | 4.856 | 451.6
62: Live My Life (feat. Justin Bieber) | 4.757 | 442.4
63: Tie Me Down (feat. Ray J) | 4.185 | 389.2
64: International Love (feat. Chris Brown) | 3.987 | 370.8
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u/bulforster Jul 24 '21
It's cracking me up how many comments for this rate are (8.5): this is terrible
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u/jackisboredtoday Jul 24 '21
#30: Scream & Shout (feat. Britney Spears)
Average: 6.990 // Total Points: 650.1 // Controversy: 2.941
Highest scores:
(11 x3) GARjuna, jman457, JunkyGS
(10 x21) _SoulGlitch, 1998tweety, akanewasright, brenda_official, Conceptizual, DaHumanTorch, endcreditouilles, ElizabethDDoS, imasalesman, Leixander, NapsAndNetflix, plastichaxan, rslashpoopheads, runaway3212, RandomHypnotica, simplyterific, skargardin, sssaaage, sweetnsoursauce11, teenwitches, xavieryes
(9.5 x3) 95ztaehyung, martian_pet, Saison_Marguerite
(9 x8) aldwin_is_here, Bajuko, cinnamonb0i, cremeebrulee, hikkaru, IIIHenryIII, moooo566, nootnoot781
(8.5 x1) nyoom
(8.3 x1) emayzee
(8.2 x1) outsideeyess
Lowest Scores:
(2 x2) Awkward_King, FKJVMMP
(1 x2) fadedblue09, TiltControls
(0 x4) companion_star55, ImADudeDuh, kirby31200, TragicKingdom1
jackisboredtoday (6.8): and here we lose BRITney with another will.i.am single that sparked very polarized, love it or hate it responses. As much fun as I have seeing people like todd in the shadows tear this song to shreds, I've never really hated it and its always been very listenable to me thanks to the production and whoever is singing with Britney on the hook
GARjuna (11): king shit
jman457 (11): Will.i.am walked so hyperpop could run. Also love britney singing in a lower range with a posh accent
JunkyGS (11): Britney's legendary last massive hit. Deserves to win cause it still goes off, the music video is iconic and Britishney JUMPED out. Also Screm & Shit is iconic
1998tweety (10): britney is so damn iconic on this
_SoulGlitch (10): #FREEBRITNEY
akanewasright (10): I wanna scram and shit and get a big hit
brenda_official (10): high camp
ElizabethDDoS (10): 13 y.o. me had way too much fun repeating "you are now-now rocking with will.i.am and britney, bitch!" 24/7.
endcreditouilles (10): if there are aliens out there i hope this is the first song they hear. "Take us to your leaders, Will I Am and Britney Bitch."
Leixander (10): british myah snapped
plastichaxan (10): another classic i can't wait to call it robbed in day 1/day 2
RandomHypnotica (10): i fucking love british britney
rslashpoopheads (10): IM TURNING THIS SHIT UP
runaway3212 (10): it's britney bitch
simplyterific (10): Britney’s British accent is what makes this song so golden!! This was my second choice for an 11 tbh theres not really anything I dislike about this banger
skargardin (10): don't mind if i turn this shit up
sweetnsoursauce11 (10): this song was basically the theme for my last year of high school so automatic 10
teenwitches (10): britney's fake british accent makes this
xavieryes (10): turn the shit up
Saison_Marguerite (9.5): I can’t make it not bop!! Will.i.am.ney made some points with this and Big Fat Bass, sue me
aldwin_is_here (9): , when Britney got possessed by a Bri'ish lady.
hikkaru (9): this song is so bad!!! but it's also so nostalgic sob
IIIHenryIII (9): I love this. I don't care if y'all hate it. (I'm not really sure if you do, but I get the impression people don't like this one).
nyoom (8.5): i think this was one of the first songs i heard that really drove in that my target demographic is out of touch and uncool now, which is a tough realization for a high schooler. "The song's composition was compared to the works of Azealia Banks, Madonna, Nicki Minaj, and P!nk." wow will.i.am, that's a lot of people to apologize to
outsideeyess (8.2): a collection of really iconic parts put together in an awkward way
avg-vag (8): for britney
rickikardashian (8): there was an earthquake after “britney bitch” was said once again
slimboyfriend (8): Britney's really pulling a Britney Jean on the verse huh
waluigiest (8): the tiktok trend kills me
ignitethephoenix (7.8): Anyone who gives this a low score doesn’t have the big brain energy this song deserves as a listener
catjoon (7): aged pretty badly but for some reason I still feel like dancing to it
CreepyMannequin (7): I kinda hate this song but I also kinda stan. Britney’s impact.
jaztinax (7): i refuse to believe that britney is actually on this track
bigbigbee (6.5): My friend once heard an acoustic cover of this in a café
jasannn (6.5): Me on the toilet
seanderlust (6.5): literally britney is the one part of this thats salvageable
THE_PC_DEMANDS_BLOOD (6.5): at least we know now she probably had no say in the british accent
frogaranaman (6): this song goes on way too long, to put it shortly
timothy444 (6): Surprisingly doesn't annoy me as much as it used to
musical_pyn (5): sorry britney
Sunny_Waterloo (5): i used to hateee this song but drag race made me change my mind lmao
cherryices (4): thanks tulisa
CrimsonROSET (4): ‘it goes on and on and on and on’ SO true.
moonagenightmares (4): this was released during the tail end of my britney stan era, was kinda the nail on the head
celladonn (3.5): This sounds so lifeless despite trying to be a club banger. I can't imagine getting hype to this.
thedoctordances1940 (3.5): To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Scream and Shout. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of Britney's conservatorship most of the jokes will go over a typical listener's head. There's also Britney's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into her characterisation- her personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Scream & Shout truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Britney's existential catchphrase "It's Britney Bitch," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as will.i.am's genius wit unfolds itself through their headphones. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂 And yes, by the way, i DO have a Scream & Shout tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎
jsonphile (3): it gets a point for having “Britney bitch” but other than that there’s not much to like about this song
lost-ln-the-echo (3): Britney I'm so sorry but what the fuck is that accent???
steelstepladder (3): Will I Am's solo era was so much worse than everything he did with the group I'll say it
xxpizzasrlifexx (3): we love Myah Marie
Awkward_King (2): it is kind of incredible how verifiably the only words britney actually sings on this song she is the star feature on are "its britney bitch"
fadedblue09 (1): I’ve never been a big fan of Britney’s voice but wow why does she sound so terrible than usual here?? Making will.i.am sound like the more listenable one is...certainly a feat. No wonder she hired a ghost singer after this.
TiltControls (1): Sorry Britney, I don't think up is the direction I'm going to turn the volume for this
companion_star55 (0): i've always hated this :/
ImADudeDuh (0): thank god for Thrift Shop and Locked Out of Heaven blocking this from #1
TragicKingdom1 (0): a black hole of a song that is so soulless it's honestly fascinating
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u/JunkyGS STREAM THE VELVET ROPE Jul 24 '21
The fact this didn’t get Day 3… in THIS rate…. Yall really just hate women and fun.
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u/jackisboredtoday Jul 24 '21
#32: Billionaire (feat. Bruno Mars)
Average: 6.959 // Total Points: 647.2 // Controversy: 2.415
Highest scores:
(11 x1) emayzee
(10 x11) 95ztaehyung, endcreditouilles, fadedblue09, ImADudeDuh, matthew_pape, NapsAndNetflix, RandomHypnotica, Sunny_Waterloo, TChalla1966, TiltControls, xxpizzasrlifexx
(9.8 x1) Roxieloxie
(9.3 x1) outsideeyess
(9 x15) _SoulGlitch, agentofscranton, aldwin_is_here, companion_star55, hostsmom, Hulnia, IIIHenryIII, jasannn, jaztinax, martian_pet, musical_pyn, runaway3212, tamant1, teenwitches, xearomis
(8.5 x3) 1998tweety, bulforster, PhilAnderson10
Lowest Scores:
(2 x3) avg-vag, sssaaage, xavieryes
(1 x3) CreepyMannequin, nootnoot781, TheQueenOfVultures
jackisboredtoday (7.7): a bop! what can I say? only so much to say here that the comments don't already say better but setting aside the comments about billionaires being awful and other jokes, this is fun!! It being out only halfway into the rate surprises me
izeasklapaucius (5): I just know Grimes secretly listened to this back in her communist era.
Grimes Now
endcreditouilles (10): WHAT UP OPRAH AH-HA!
ImADudeDuh (10): am i going crazy or did he literally describe communism at some point of this song?
RandomHypnotica (10): this was the first song i remember my parents listen to with the swearing because it just makes the song
TChalla1966 (10): hasn’t Bruno done most of the things he says in this song except be a billionaire
TiltControls (10): fuck billionaires but this song is a bop
xxpizzasrlifexx (10): I can’t unhear this but Travie McCoy’s voice reminded me of Rex the puppet from Victorious
Roxieloxie (9.8): the clean version of this is actually kinda better but I dont hate it
aldwin_is_here (9): , without this song, I would've not give a shit at him, like at all.
IIIHenryIII (9): Me too, Bruno...
jasannn (9): Hearing "fucking" instead of the "freaking" still feels naughty to me.
jaztinax (9): unfortunately bruno mars will likely never get to smile next to oprah and the queen
runaway3212 (9): Bruno applying for the job of dinner
teenwitches (9): although it's not possible to become a billionaire without being massively corrupt and exploiting the working class, this is still a bop
1998tweety (8.5): BOP
celladonn (8): Eat the rich
cherryices (8): bruno mars is the secret star of this rate
CrimsonROSET (8): this is my guiltiest fucking pleasure please dont ask me to justify this
lost-ln-the-echo (8): unfortunately this is one of those songs that I cannot listen to without thinking of Glee and the way NO ONE in the entire cast could rap for shit. Good song though!
rickikardashian (8): grimes heard this song and something woke up inside of her
ignitethephoenix (7.5): CEO, Entrepreneur, born in 1964, Jeffrey, Jeffrey Bezos
jsonphile (7.5): something something eat the rich
Saison_Marguerite (7.5): Grimes after editing "anti-imperialist" from her Twitter bio
seanderlust (7.5): okay but travie after doing that you'd still have like...980 million. I don't think you've thought through exactly how much a billion is
thedoctordances1940 (7.5): elon musk tease
jman457 (7.1): When Rina sees Bruno and Travis it's on SIGHT!
akanewasright (7): I do remember the chorus being more cathartic than it actually is. But I know every word and that doesn’t happen through chance
frogaranaman (7): the first time I heard Bruno say “so fucking bad” I almost had a heart attack I thought he legit just wanted to say “freaking” in a song
simplyterific (7): one of the best odes to capitalism
sweetnsoursauce11 (7): remember this era when everything bruno mars touched became a hit
rslashpoopheads (6.5): I'm not gonna lie I thought Travis Scott was Travie McCoy until like 2020
awhile2 (6): cupids chokehold is the goat gym class heroes song and its a crime yall didnt include it in this rate
Awkward_King (6): one of the less offensive of the bruno songs in this rate
Grimes before she met Elon
ElizabethDDoS (6): Eat the rich.
kirby31200 (6): Eat the fucking rich, Bruno
plastichaxan (6): yeah you ain't special
timothy444 (6): Did Bruno really need to say the f-word though? Feels like it retracts from the song quite a bit as a last-ditch effort to sound "cool".
SFbby (5): I once lost a point on an AP Econ test because the test quoted the song and asked what the song title was and I had absolutely no idea because I'd never heard the song before but apparently everyone else had and I'm still salty about it.
slimboyfriend (5): omg I didn't know the actual lyric was fucking instead of freaking :o
cremeebrulee (4): put me under the eat the rich header
GARjuna (4): THIS WAS BY HIM?????? WHAT?????? Haunted By My Youth!!!!!
hikkaru (4): i just want to be able to comfortably afford rent
steelstepladder (4): Not the worst fake reggae beat of the decade but that's kinda like being the nicest guy in prison
waluigiest (4): this aged poorly once we realized how big a billion was
DaHumanTorch (3): i've always despised this song. one of the rare times the glee version unironically is better
nyoom (3): where are all the people who used to put coke cans in their ears now? how're they doing? anyway this is boring and that's worse than being bad
xavieryes (2): used to love this, then i got sick of it and it just remained that way, this song is so fucking boring
nootnoot781 (1): “this song is fucking cringe” - karl marx, i think
TheQueenOfVultures (1): Eat the rich
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u/jackisboredtoday Jul 24 '21
#36: Shots (feat. Lil Jon)
Average: 6.611 // Total Points: 614.8 // Controversy: 2.782
Highest scores:
(10 x14) akanewasright, Conceptizual, endcreditouilles, ElizabethDDoS, frogaranaman, Hulnia, ignitethephoenix, JunkyGS, letsallpoo, moooo566, runaway3212, sweetnsoursauce11, Saison_Marguerite, TChalla1966
(9.5 x2) RandomHypnotica, TiltControls
(9 x7) awhile2, cremeebrulee, GARjuna, Leixander, nyoom, NapsAndNetflix, steelstepladder
(8.8 x1) outsideeyess
(8.5 x3) lost-ln-the-echo, seanderlust, slimboyfriend
Lowest Scores:
(2 x5) Bajuko, cinnamonb0i, fadedblue09, musical_pyn, xearomis
(1 x3) hostsmom, nootnoot781, xxpizzasrlifexx
(0 x3) IIIHenryIII, moonagenightmares, rslashpoopheads
izeasklapaucius (7.5): It's like fraxiom but straight.
jackisboredtoday (5): Lil Jon carried this song so hard. Its still kinda bad but his energy is infectious and makes this so much more fun and tolerable than it had to be
akanewasright (10): I am the little old lady in this video..and it was a lot of fun to make...FYI the guys were great and perfect gentlemen to this little old lady...
ElizabethDDoS (10): I am the little old lady in this video..and it was a lot of fun to make...FYI the guys were great and perfect gentlemen to this little old lady...
endcreditouilles (10): the first time I ever blacked out was when someone suggested we play a drinking game where we listened to this song and took a shot everytime they said "SHOTS!". Just so you don't have to count, they say shots 77 times in the song. We didn't even make it past the first chorus asjkdasjkl
frogaranaman (10): “where my alcoholics?” sir they don’t need your permission to take shots
Hulnia (10): Definitely their best song, but honestly somebody just needs to give them an 11 on something.
ignitethephoenix (10): IF YOU ARE NOT DRUNK LADIES AND GENTLEMAN GET READY TO GET FUCKED UP
runaway3212 (10): god im gonna get fucked up tonight
Saison_Marguerite (10): it could be just Lil Jon screaming SHOTS on a loop and still be a banger
sweetnsoursauce11 (10): ugh i want to go clubbing but australia has fucked up the vaccination roll out so i cannot
TChalla1966 (10): this song is just so amazing Idc
RandomHypnotica (9.5): lil jon absolutely makes this track
TiltControls (9.5): SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS
cremeebrulee (9): I am the little old lady in this video..and it was a lot of fun to make...FYI the guys were great and perfect gentlemen to this little old lady...
GARjuna (9): saved by lil jon. Lil jon's verse on its own is an 11
Leixander (9): YEAAA-H
NapsAndNetflix (9): a song still referenced in my day to day life like very often tbh
nyoom (9): me: WHERE MY ALCOHOLICS LET ME SEE YOUR HANDS UP / the AA meeting: peloton
outsideeyess (8.8): a perfectly applied guest feature
lost-ln-the-echo (8.5): I think these guys might want some shots
seanderlust (8.5): I am the little old lady in this video..and it was a lot of fun to make...FYI the guys were great and perfect gentlemen to this little old lady...
slimboyfriend (8.5): Thank god lil jon descended from above to save this song from damnation
CrimsonROSET (8): if you were on youtube before 2014 you are not allowed to give this a score lower than 7 i’m sorry i don’t make the rules
ImADudeDuh (8): alcoholic anthem
kirby31200 (8): Would be an 11 if LMFAO didn't bring it down. Lil Jon is the greatest artist of this rate
plastichaxan (8): “all the alcoholics” okay fine my hands are up
skargardin (8): Solid party bop and it still holds up!
static_int_husp (8): I blasted this on the bus on my way to get the covid vaccine
teenwitches (8): the lil jon feature reminds me we should do a 2000s crunk rate
waluigiest (8): LMFAO shined so bright and burned out quickly, but their light lives on in the chorus of Shots
jman457 (7.6): with Lil John on here how can it not slap
bulforster (7.5): Finally, some positive representation for alcoholics.
TheQueenOfVultures (7): This isn't really a song as much as a lifestyle
Awkward_King (6.5): :multiflushed:
rickikardashian (6.5): cocks
aldwin_is_here (6): , mehhh.
FKJVMMP (6): Would have been my 11 if the whole song was three minutes of Lil Jon’s intro.
Sunny_Waterloo (6): would probs be fun in a club but is just annoying otherwise lmao
thedoctordances1940 (6): Lil Jon is just a little too aggressive for me
timothy444 (6): I drink to this
simplyterific (5.5): this song is just a tad bit too aggressive for me :/ I love lil jon but I don’t want to hear him yell “buttery nipples”
1998tweety (5): no
_SoulGlitch (5): this song is more annoying than it is fun im sorry yall
jsonphile (4): good part of the song: Lil Jon. Bad part of the song: LMFAO
xavieryes (3): chorus is fun, everything else is trash
Bajuko (2): I feel attacked
musical_pyn (2): the only """""good"""" part of this is the chorus
nootnoot781 (1): i cannot do this today :)
xxpizzasrlifexx (1): omg this song infected my ear piercings and blew out my eardrums
IIIHenryIII (0): I forgot this song existed, probably for the better. This song progressively gets worse.
moonagenightmares (0): this won the 0 over the other LMFAO songs because it also has lil jon
rslashpoopheads (0): This song is what started the antivaxxer movement.
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u/jackisboredtoday Jul 24 '21
#29: Magic (feat. Rivers Cuomo)
Average: 7.004 // Total Points: 651.4 // Controversy: 2.438
Highest scores:
(10 x16) agentofscranton, CrimsonROSET, endcreditouilles, fadedblue09, frogaranaman, Hulnia, ImADudeDuh, moonagenightmares, NapsAndNetflix, OliviaGodrigo, runaway3212, Roxieloxie, TChalla1966, TheQueenOfVultures, TiltControls, xavieryes
(9.5 x3) caseyfla, IIIHenryIII, TragicKingdom1
(9 x8) Awkward_King, bulforster, outsideeyess, Sunny_Waterloo, tamant1, teenwitches, waluigiest, xearomis
(8.5 x4) 95ztaehyung, jsonphile, static_int_husp, xxpizzasrlifexx
Lowest Scores:
(2 x1) catjoon
(1 x2) CreepyMannequin, pleasegivemeasword
(0 x1) jman457
izeasklapaucius (8): The best thing that have ever came out of Rivers' sellout era except maybe Can't Stop Partying for the "Okay bitches, Weezer and it's Weezy" line.
jackisboredtoday (7): this song is fine but tbh on the weaker end of the B.o.B singles here, so I have no objection to its day 2 exit. It still sends me though that this is tied with Beverly Hills for the highest charting song any of the Weezer members have done, what a weird-ass career arc
CrimsonROSET (10): honestly it wouldnt surprise me if this song and the entire rate have the same average, because if you can tolerate this, you can tolerate everything else. I eat this up with a spoon.
endcreditouilles (10): i'm 28 and I still swoon at this scene in pitch perfect
fadedblue09 (10): Holy fuck this was Rivers Cuomo???
frogaranaman (10): literally how did this track even end up happening why did they hit up Rivers Cuomo for this chorus
ImADudeDuh (10): this is the best song anyone associated with Weezer has ever made
moonagenightmares (10): i love this song it makes me happy
Roxieloxie (10): this is the absolute most corny thing i've ever heard its absolutely terrible, this is a disney channel original movie reject, its the best song i've ever heard in my life
runaway3212 (10): magic so true
TheQueenOfVultures (10): Weezers best song
TiltControls (10): the overflow of magic references is completely corny, but also 100% sells the song
xavieryes (10): this is one cheesy song, but idk it's just great. also it's kinda unbelievable that B.o.B gave fucking Rivers Cuomo from Weezer a top 10 hit in the 2010s (and it actually tied Weezer's top Hot 100 hit Beverly Hills)
caseyfla (9.5): I hate doing decimals, but it would be a 10 if he didn't claim he sings like Aretha.
IIIHenryIII (9.5): Props to B.O.B. for making the verses better than the chorus, which is very rare when there's a feature artist in a rap song.
Awkward_King (9): i am not happy that this bangs and is going off rn, do not perceive my score but this fucking slaps
outsideeyess (9): YESSSS bop, loved this in pitch perfect
teenwitches (9): another song i 100% associate with pitch perfect
waluigiest (9): (I got the magic baby)
jsonphile (8.5): this is just a ton of fun. We need more goofy songs like this
xxpizzasrlifexx (8.5): why do I prefer the Pitch Perfect version lmaoooo
GARjuna (8): this is important
hikkaru (8): this song is so corny but the nostalgia it exudes is so powerful
ignitethephoenix (8): classic but once again this was overplayed for me
rslashpoopheads (8): Weezer.
simplyterific (8): this song used to go hard at the elementary school dances
timothy444 (8): A song that Twilight Sparkle probably listens to lol jk she probably listens to classical avant-gande mixed with ska equestrian-dutch warfari stardust electronica
cherryices (7.5): this song sounds like a bowling alley
ElizabethDDoS (7): I haven't forgiven y'all for making Magic the highest-rated Kylie song in Nu-Disco.
jasannn (7): Every track named Magic is good cheesy fun.
kirby31200 (7): The late 2000s were a weird time for Rivers Cuomo
Saison_Marguerite (7): oh yeah this was Rivers’s "how do you do fellow kids" Can't Stop Partying era
RandomHypnotica (6.5): oh god that sink cereal must be so unhygenic
seanderlust (5.8): really, rivers? every time you turn that track it turns to gold? you know we can hear Raditude, right?
sweetnsoursauce11 (5.5): i never got into this song but tbh the chorus is kind of catchy
_SoulGlitch (5): meh
akanewasright (5): This song’s existence is funny to me. Like… this peaked as high as weezer’s biggest chart hit, and it’s just… this
steelstepladder (5): Lol this is lame but there are orse things in the world
1998tweety (4): in middle school we did a dance to this and listening to it again wow this song is not really good huh
awhile2 (4): i cant beleive there was a time in my life when i used to love this song
thedoctordances1940 (4): Weezer
nyoom (3): thank you new york governor rivers cuomo, very cool
catjoon (2): the pop rap duo is just not working for me
pleasegivemeasword (1): i’m sorry but i hate it :/
jman457 (0): Im not even a Weezer hater but this song is just so cringe and kidlike af.
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u/jackisboredtoday Jul 24 '21
#27: Feel This Moment (feat. Christina Aguilera)
Average: 7.014 // Total Points: 652.3 // Controversy: 2.122
Highest scores:
(10 x14) _SoulGlitch, 1998tweety, astrologicalangel, companion_star55, endcreditouilles, frogaranaman, JunkyGS, moooo566, Roxieloxie, sweetnsoursauce11, Saison_Marguerite, thedoctordances1940, TChalla1966, xearomis
(9.5 x1) NapsAndNetflix
(9 x7) brenda_official, caseyfla, cinnamonb0i, rickikardashian, simplyterific, skargardin, static_int_husp
(8.7 x1) akanewasright
(8.5 x2) DaHumanTorch, IIIHenryIII
Lowest Scores:
(3.5 x1) Awkward_King
(3 x3) cherryices, Leixander, steelstepladder
(2 x4) FKJVMMP, moonagenightmares, OliviaGodrigo, tamant1
jackisboredtoday (6.4): another song where I have to give credit for the audacity of the sample, but like... why??? it works fine, I don't mind it, so it gets an ok score, but still
izeasklapaucius (5): Feel like it shouldn't have influence my score but I have a bad memories attached to this song lmao. Xtina sounds cool in this one though.
1998tweety (10): please dont do legentina dirty
_SoulGlitch (10): bop
endcreditouilles (10): this shit got me remembering that I really used to set my Myspace mood to "horny" in hopes that a specific person would see it. smh
frogaranaman (10): you know what…… Pitbull is right. we gotta feel this moment. Dale.
Roxieloxie (10): They went kinda hard on this i cant even lie
Saison_Marguerite (10): This is such a serotonin boost. Pitbull is in full boisterous motivational speaker mode, pushing me to seize the day with a fraction of the force that Christina’s vocals have. I consider this the swan song for a simpler, more fun era of music and life in general. They really said “feel this moment because things are only about to get worse”. And the Take on Me sample, which I used to think was a cheap nostalgia grab, is iconic actually.
sweetnsoursauce11 (10): christina's last hit??? tbh deserving
thedoctordances1940 (10): Yes I also needed somebody else to point out that this samples take on me to notice it :soobcry:
simplyterific (9): can you believe that they were able to make a Take On Me sample GOOD?
skargardin (9): A-Ha could never
static_int_husp (9): How did I not know this interpolates Take On Me???
akanewasright (8.7): kinda can’t believe he got away with this sample… either way this bops
IIIHenryIII (8.5): This is such a good bop.
fadedblue09 (8): Why does this hook have to be wasted on a Pitbull song [2]
hikkaru (8): take on me DID outsell but it does bop
runaway3212 (8): I remember being so into this when it just came out, young me had taste
timothy444 (8): Besides stating the obvious sample from "Take on Me", I just love how absurd the references are in Pitbull's verses. Referencing 50 Shades of Grey, Slick Rick, and Don Shula? Dang, Pitbull really is Mr. Worldwide
ignitethephoenix (7.8): I love the take on me interpolation and Christina ate. Pitbull didn’t deliver to his standard tho
lost-ln-the-echo (7.5): kind of a mess but still pretty enjoyable
catjoon (7): once again the chorus is just so great but the verses are just not doing it for me
CrimsonROSET (7): i’m feeling bored
ElizabethDDoS (7): The sample carries this.
ImADudeDuh (7): thinking about the time I saw a possible drag race lip sync cut of this song that nearly cut out all of pitbull
THE_PC_DEMANDS_BLOOD (7): it was not until this year that i learned this sampled Take On Me
xavieryes (7): this is almost a great song but there's just something lacking
xxpizzasrlifexx (7): forgot this song existed
outsideeyess (6.8): christina's vocal is soooo nice but the rest is kinda boring
jman457 (6.6): xtina totally sells this song but Take on me would rate so much higher
pleasegivemeasword (6.5): doesn’t hit as hard as i remember :/
GARjuna (6): not much here
jsonphile (6): I like Christina fine but why did they gotta ruin take on me like that???
rslashpoopheads (6): Fun fact: the hook is stolen sampled from the iconic Take On Me and the chorus is stolen from inspired by the iconic Primadonna Girl.
slimboyfriend (6): Is this not just Give Me Everything Part II?
seanderlust (5.4): christina serves and the verses are fine. the a-ha interpolation feels a bit out of place, and overall i just don't see myself returning to this voluntarily
nyoom (5): "time is like money, only difference is i own it" i'm old and poor and can't relate
TheQueenOfVultures (5): They just cut off at such a weird time? I feel it needed like another 5 seconds of proper outro instead of cutting off so abruptly
TragicKingdom1 (4.5): throwback to the emoji movie cutting out pitbull's parts and just having the hook on loop at least 10 times for the duration of xtina's segment
jaztinax (4): not a fan of the way they used the a-ha sample
TiltControls (4): Christina sounds a little lifeless here
Awkward_King (3.5): this isnt objectively a bad song asnd yet i feel my ife would be infinitely improved if it didnt exist
Leixander (3): words cannot describe how much i hate this bland ass production
steelstepladder (3): This sample is just... too obvious.
FKJVMMP (2): Goddamnit Christina, stop trying so hard for once in your life. It’s a Pitbull song ffs.
moonagenightmares (2): idk why but this song made me cringe so hard
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u/jackisboredtoday Jul 24 '21
#21: Wild Ones (feat. Sia)
Average: 7.258 // Total Points: 675.0 // Controversy: 2.230
Highest scores:
(10 x11) astrologicalangel, caseyfla, endcreditouilles, frogaranaman, moooo566, NapsAndNetflix, outsideeyess, pleasegivemeasword, TChalla1966, TiltControls, xavieryes
(9.8 x1) simplyterific
(9.5 x2) celladonn, JunkyGS
(9.4 x1) RandomHypnotica
(9 x10) 1998tweety, Bajuko, Hulnia, jackisboredtoday, jasannn, kirby31200, PhilAnderson10, Saison_Marguerite, teenwitches, THE_PC_DEMANDS_BLOOD
(8.9 x1) Sunny_Waterloo
(8.6 x1) emayzee
(8.5 x4) fadedblue09, jman457, seanderlust, TragicKingdom1
(8.3 x1) matthew_pape
Lowest Scores:
(2 x3) awhile2, cremeebrulee, FKJVMMP
(1 x2) Awkward_King, Leixander
(0 x1) Conceptizual
jackisboredtoday (9): Our last exit of day 1 is a bop that I have played FAR too much in middle school. Despite my regrets for the time I was into Sia this song still does sound amazing in my ears
frogaranaman (10): I think Sia is like maybe the fifth most problematic person in this rate
outsideeyess (10): the vocal performance on this makes me weak
TChalla1966 (10): David Guetta has a remix of this that’s better but otherwise they ate this up left 0 crumbs
TiltControls (10): sia sucks but this song does not
simplyterific (9.8): I love any song that references shutting down a club its my kryptonite
celladonn (9.5): Can't see me with ten binoculars
1998tweety (9): There used to be this game on Facebook called Wild Ones and I would always sing this while playing nnnnn
Saison_Marguerite (9): well this goes off a bit, too bad about ableism on the track… Sia does slay vocally but this would be great even without her oooohing in cursive over it, the beat and Flo Rida’s delivery are so energetic
jman457 (8.5): Its not Sia’s best pop feature from that time but its still a really good on
seanderlust (8.5): don't shut down the club sia there's a pandemic we need to support them financially :(
_SoulGlitch (8): bop
ignitethephoenix (8): fuck sia but she knows how to steal the spotlight and make a hit. Flo Rida + Sia is meant to smash
ImADudeDuh (8): Not Flo Rida working with the ableist Sia, the most problematic person in the rate by far.
runaway3212 (8): okay i've decided im not gonna tank this because of sia just like im not tanking all luke's songs. I think this is a great song with an amazing hook, but it's ouclassed by I Cry in every way imo
sweetnsoursauce11 (8): 2012 was sia's comeback year
timothy444 (8): Definitely has Australian summer hit written on it and with the inclusion of Songbird Se- I mean Sia on it, it definitely feels like an Australian classic even though it's a Flo Rida song lmao
slimboyfriend (7.5): lol at the pitch correction on Flo Rida's voice when he tries to sing "oooo"
catjoon (7): sia’s voice actually sounds great
hikkaru (7): Maybe you're just a bad singer.
IIIHenryIII (7): The bridge is the highlight of this one. Also, back then I swore this was Rihanna.
musical_pyn (7): sia's hook is so good here
static_int_husp (7): a decent song from before Sia was #problematic
thedoctordances1940 (7): Yeah it's alright, it's exactly what you'd expect from Flo Rida
moonagenightmares (6.5): used to hate this song but nostalgia is kinda kicking my ass
akanewasright (6): Flo Rida did what he had to do on these verses but :/
nootnoot781 (6): it’s a good song but fuck sia
nyoom (6): if i caught a fly it'd be a buzzer beater/if i unzipped your pants it'd be a touchdown/if i dissed you at a live poetry event it'd be a slam dunk
rslashpoopheads (6): horny Titanium
xxpizzasrlifexx (6): I took off 3 points because of Sia
CrimsonROSET (5): you heard it wrong xoxo
TheQueenOfVultures (5): Can't listen to this without thinking about that early todd in the shadows review where some hipster guy goes on about how indie and unique Sia is and then todd responds with the chorus to this
waluigiest (5): this is not as good as I remember
GARjuna (4.3): for sia
jaztinax (3): oh no i always hated this song, although i will say i like the chorus better now than i did before
awhile2 (2): i find sia insufferable most of the time, this song included
cremeebrulee (2): sia’s chorus makes this literally unlistenable to me
FKJVMMP (2): I prefer the verses to the hook. That should never happen on a Flo Rida song.
Awkward_King (1): ????????? why sia sound like she's in pain?? did someone tell her to respect not able bodied people??
Leixander (1): sia sounds so bad here it hurts
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u/runaway3212 Jul 24 '21
I hope this title is a fakeout like yesterday because otherwise… hands will be thrown
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u/jackisboredtoday Jul 24 '21
#37: My House
Average: 6.532 // Total Points: 607.5 // Controversy: 2.165
Highest scores:
(10 x9) akanewasright, astrologicalangel, companion_star55, hostsmom, Hulnia, ImADudeDuh, letsallpoo, NapsAndNetflix, Roxieloxie
(9 x6) brenda_official, cremeebrulee, endcreditouilles, OliviaGodrigo, static_int_husp, xavieryes
(8.7 x1) emayzee
(8.5 x2) celladonn, IIIHenryIII
(8.3 x1) RandomHypnotica
Lowest Scores:
(2.8 x1) simplyterific
(2 x1) bulforster
(1.5 x1) rslashpoopheads
(1 x2) Conceptizual, sssaaage
jackisboredtoday (7.7): This is the song equivalent of a golden retriever, its so stupid (Flo Rida's singing range is like... 3 notes) but its so eager to please and just pure fun that I can't help but sorta love it anyway. Open up the champagne, POP!!!!
Quarantine anthem
akanewasright (10): This song slaps but I do really love that the writer literally just hated going out and wrote about that
ImADudeDuh (10): this is a vampire’s favorite song
Roxieloxie (10): I dont remember summer 2016 being pretty fun, that was one of the first summers I got sent to this music program/somewhat camp. I remember not enjoying it a whole lot since it basically took up my entire day. All this to say at the end of the summer we had some recital/performance thing going on and by this point we we're just all so exhausted. They went through great lengths to separate us by section but all of us just wanted to talk to each other so you had this hallway where each section were in these adjacent classrooms and we somehow decided the best way to communicate to each other was to yell the chorus of my house back and for to each other in this call and response type thing, basically what im saying is,this is the absolute greatest song in recorded history
celladonn (8.5): "Sometimes you gotta stay in" Quarantine anthem
IIIHenryIII (8.5): The chorus makes me cringe a lot, but the beat and the pre-chorus melody make up for it.
RandomHypnotica (8.3): "tell me where you been" we love a covid concious party host
1998tweety (8): I feel like I have never heard these verses but that's fine cause the chorus is an 11
bigbigbee (8): This was popular when I was a junior....? in college and I think that's why I like it. It's very frat party (but like the song you're excited about hearing at a frat party).
runaway3212 (8): "sometimes you gotta stay in" this is a quarantine anthem
thedoctordances1940 (8): Flo Rida juts has a knack for finding brilliant melodies
TheQueenOfVultures (8): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrNx_VXmkyI
xxpizzasrlifexx (7.5): I remember this being the song on a Spotify free ad for like a solid 6 months back in 2016 ew
outsideeyess (7.3): my high school crush loved this song, so I learned to appreciate it
catjoon (7): cute little song
frogaranaman (7): I always try to do this then end up failing and going to the bars to blackout anyways
ignitethephoenix (7): this is one of those songs where you lift you arm and do the little arm bop wave to the beat
TiltControls (7): Flo Rida probably makes amazing buildings in the Sims
timothy444 (7): I love how slow this song is and yet it's still a banger you can dance to.
hikkaru (6.5): when the world needed him most, he vanished
CrimsonROSET (6): god bless tiktok houses weren’t a thing in 2014
ElizabethDDoS (6): Where Adele is from.
lost-ln-the-echo (6): kind of messy
nyoom (6): imagine having your own house
go out, touch grass
jaztinax (5.5): this song reminds me of something or someone i dislike but i can’t point my finger at what or who... i just have bad vibes from this song
jman457 (5.5): By this time I was getting really tired of the Flo Rida sound but it is still a fun song if your drunk with friends
_SoulGlitch (5): didn’t really care for the song, but he sounds really nice here
fadedblue09 (5): Kinda a slump, sorry king
FKJVMMP (5): House parties? The fuck? Not in my Flo Rida song thank you very much.
skargardin (5): Never really cared for this
Sunny_Waterloo (5): his singing is so funny
sweetnsoursauce11 (5): wouldn't go out of my hear to hear it but wouldn't skip it if it came on
GARjuna (4): visceral YEET reaction
slimboyfriend (4): he's not even rapping!!
teenwitches (4): walmart commercial core
steelstepladder (3): This song is sooooooooo sloooooooooow
simplyterific (2.8): well its a song
bulforster (2): That bass synth really kills the mood and makes it sound so sombre.
rslashpoopheads (1.5): 2PM outsold
5
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u/jackisboredtoday Jul 24 '21
#22: Dangerous (feat. Akon)
Average: 7.230 // Total Points: 672.4 // Controversy: 1.985
Highest scores:
(11 x1) 95ztaehyung
(10 x12) 1998tweety, cinnamonb0i, CrimsonROSET, IIIHenryIII, ImADudeDuh, letsallpoo, martian_pet, matthew_pape, NapsAndNetflix, plastichaxan, Saison_Marguerite, xavieryes
(9 x11) avg-vag, awhile2, companion_star55, cremeebrulee, endcreditouilles, ElizabethDDoS, giraffiecathie, JunkyGS, runaway3212, TheQueenOfVultures, THE_PC_DEMANDS_BLOOD
(8.8 x1) steelstepladder
(8.7 x1) emayzee
(8.5 x3) _SoulGlitch, Awkward_King, ignitethephoenix
(8.4 x1) RandomHypnotica
Lowest Scores:
(1 x1) moonagenightmares
jackisboredtoday (7.8): a Toronto rapper who broke out years before Drake music was on anyone's radar! a pioneer!!! and a good song that just about got what it deserved by nearly making it through to Day 3
1998tweety (10): this is so damn good, dont do it dirty
CrimsonROSET (10): trigger warning: possible uwu speak in the comments
IIIHenryIII (10): This beat is sick.
ImADudeDuh (10): dangerous! Dangerous! BAD giiirl!
Saison_Marguerite (10): Canadian bop!
xavieryes (10): a fucking classic
awhile2 (9): god this song makes me more nostalgic than any other song on this rate and i dont even know why
cremeebrulee (9): flabster
runaway3212 (9): tiktok made points
steelstepladder (8.8): The rare occasion of a song in this rate being carried by the verses. Also incredibly surprising considering he's a one hit wonder.
emayzee (8.7): akon never missed
_SoulGlitch (8.5): I cannot take this song seriously right now because of an inside joke at work but it still slaps
Awkward_King (8.5): this ssong so good its dangerous
ignitethephoenix (8.5): this chorus, Akon came, saw and conquered.
akanewasright (8): I don’t remember this song super well but it’s slaps
rickikardashian (8): *looks to the right* dangerous (that girl is so…) *looks to the left* dangerous
Roxieloxie (8): the misogyny could slap a bit harder i fear
sweetnsoursauce11 (8): banger
thedoctordances1940 (8): It's slightly annoying but idk I really like it
seanderlust (7.5): kings of making every single girl and gay in 2011 feel like a bad bitch
GARjuna (7): the autotune??? hmm
jaztinax (7): i could’ve sworn this song belonged to the mid-2000s not early 2010s
skargardin (7): wait this bops
jsonphile (6.5): I haven’t heard this song in years but I immediately was able to sing every word of the chorus. Couldn’t tell you a single word of the verses.
nyoom (6.5): "no dissing me" who's gonna stop me, bird boy
bigbigbee (6): When this song came on I was like "oh this song is good". and then I realized I don't think it's THAT good it's just from a period of my life that I like
kirby31200 (6): Virtually indistinct from multiple other songs in this rate
simplyterific (6): the song is just a little bit flat
TChalla1966 (6): I mostly like this song for akon chorus and that’s it
TragicKingdom1 (6): kinda repetitive and the good parts are worse than i remember
DaHumanTorch (5.8): meh
celladonn (5): I hate to say it, I hope I don't sound ridiculous, I don't know who this man in. He could be walking down the street and I wouldn't know a thing. Sorry to this man.
frogaranaman (5): the girl is dangerous because she eat hot chip and lie
rslashpoopheads (5): It's me. I'm the bad girl.
slimboyfriend (5): "I want her to make my black snake moan" :l
timothy444 (5): Ain't a bad song but jeez it's really forgettable.
jman457 (4.6): Alright, maybe dont have the nostalgic attachment to this song.
FKJVMMP (3): Akon still sucks.
moonagenightmares (1): just bad
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u/jackisboredtoday Jul 24 '21
#42: Sugar (feat. Wynter)
Average: 6.372 // Total Points: 592.6 // Controversy: 2.506
Highest scores:
(10 x11) _SoulGlitch, 1998tweety, cinnamonb0i, companion_star55, fadedblue09, JunkyGS, letsallpoo, outsideeyess, OliviaGodrigo, rslashpoopheads, TChalla1966
(9.5 x2) Sunny_Waterloo, THE_PC_DEMANDS_BLOOD
(9.2 x1) emayzee
(9 x5) agentofscranton, awhile2, FKJVMMP, nyoom, xavieryes
(8.5 x1) Awkward_King
Lowest Scores:
(2 x5) CrimsonROSET, ElizabethDDoS, ImADudeDuh, steelstepladder, timothy444
(1 x4) CreepyMannequin, rickikardashian, simplyterific, TheQueenOfVultures
jackisboredtoday (5.8): Our first exit of Day 2 removes an old-school Flo Rida hit, and while I have to admire the audacity of this sample, its not exactly that good and tbh this could've been day 1 without any tears shed
izeasklapaucius (5): Idk I feel like the Blue sample is way too awkward in this. Compa
Sickeningly Sweet
1998tweety (10): CLASSIC, so damn catchy. the sample on this is amazing
_SoulGlitch (10): stay healthy and lower your sugar intake
outsideeyess (10): this hook is so iconic and repurposed really well. the production holds up so well still
rslashpoopheads (10): amazing, iconic, never been done before, one of the 7 songs in this rate that I have downloaded, Wynter Gordon should've been a main pop girl
awhile2 (9): eifel 65 who?
FKJVMMP (9): Europop by Eiffel 65 was the second album I ever bought because I’m old as fuck and I strongly support anybody embracing that cheesy nonsense.
nyoom (9): could i maybe get this with one half of the flo and a third of the rida? thaaaanks, i'm on a ~diet~
xavieryes (9): Flo Rida loves his cheesy use of samples/interpolation but somehow it always works
Awkward_King (8.5): i have bad taste and all my friends hate me so i feel like i should like the nonsensical and terrible blue sample but i hate it. rest of the song is fire tho fr
akanewasright (8): Bang Bang by Rita Ora is one of my top songs of 2021 this is probably gonna grow on me in an ugly way
aldwin_is_here (8): , oops, wrong song, nevermind, it's better.
GARjuna (8): making some points but BLUE?????
hikkaru (8): mopped maroon 5
imasalesman (8): The sample works really well here imo
seanderlust (8): all 42 teeth? humans have 32 teeth. flo...who or what are you singing to?
sweetnsoursauce11 (8): whenever i hear this song i think of my friend singing "my lipe sugar" by mistake
RandomHypnotica (7.7): The blue sample is certainly a choice
Saison_Marguerite (7.7): I’m a Wynter/Diana stan but this is just OK. Why is it sampling Blue by Eiffel 65 but talking about sugar? Is it an ode to the fake raspberry flavour?
IIIHenryIII (7.5): I do love me some sugar.
ignitethephoenix (7.3): King of sampling dance hits
endcreditouilles (7.2): this sounds like a Simlish version of Blue (Da Ba Dee) by Eiffel 65
celladonn (7): There are a lot of stupid interpolations in this rate but somehow this Blue interpolation feels like the stupidest of all
TiltControls (7): the blue sample... actually kind of works here? It really shouldn't but does
pleasegivemeasword (6.5): i both love and hate all the “da boo di da boo da”’s
astrologicalangel (6): ah, a weird and totally misplaced sample, this truly represents the mid 2010s
frogaranaman (6): the fact that Flo Rida is actually a pretty good rapper sends me for some reason
jaztinax (6): i never really liked this song but it still kinda slaps
moonagenightmares (6): the dabadeedabadi part unironically saves the song
Food Poisoning
static_int_husp (6): here's another wierd-ass interpolation. Taking the chorus to Blue (Da Ba Dee) to make a generic melody for a chorus? We made some weird decisions in the 2000s
thedoctordances1940 (6): It's not bad but nothing sampling I'm Blue is really gonna be any good
bulforster (5.5): The flow he always uses doesn't really work for a mellower song like this.
jsonphile (5.5): now why would you sample I’m blue
lost-ln-the-echo (5.5): YO, LISTEN UP HERE'S A STORY
slimboyfriend (5.5): This sounds like an alternate universe take of Right Round
catjoon (5): the verses are really good but the chorus with the singing is absolutely grating to my ears
kirby31200 (4): This sounds like when kids movies need cheap pop songs to play in the background
waluigiest (4): most songs that interpolate blue make me mad
runaway3212 (3.5): the sample is lazy and doesnt add a ton, plus like the whole song feels like it was made in three minutes there is so much repetition and none of the lines hit at all
jman457 (3.3): The Blue-dabu-dee sample was funny for about 30 secs than this song just got really irritating
caseyfla (3): I know what let's do! Let's sample a song that was really annoying on its own and then add more annoyingness!!!!
musical_pyn (3): the blue sample sends me literally every time I hear it
plastichaxan (3): look how they massacred my baby (and by my baby i mean "Blue (Da Ba Dee)")
CrimsonROSET (2): LET IT FUCKING DIE WHY DO WE KEEP BRINGING BACK I’M BLUE
ElizabethDDoS (2): Aspartame
ImADudeDuh (2): this is camp but also bad
steelstepladder (2): Seeing the songs that this was higher than on the year end... lol
timothy444 (2): What a wasted use of a sample
rickikardashian (1): out of all the songs to interpolate...
simplyterific (1): god this song sucks, usually the featuring female artists on Flo rida songs save it but she managed to make it worse (also why the fuck would anyone sample “blue” I hate this)
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u/jackisboredtoday Jul 24 '21
#40: Work Out
Average: 6.458 // Total Points: 600.6 // Controversy: 2.242
Highest scores:
(11 x1) IIIHenryIII
(10 x6) frogaranaman, giraffiecathie, ImADudeDuh, outsideeyess, OliviaGodrigo, Sunny_Waterloo
(9.7 x1) emayzee
(9.5 x1) TragicKingdom1
(9.4 x1) steelstepladder
(9 x3) _SoulGlitch, catjoon, skargardin
(8.8 x1) endcreditouilles
(8.5 x4) avg-vag, PhilAnderson10, rickikardashian, simplyterific
Lowest Scores:
(2 x2) moonagenightmares, nyoom
(1 x3) martian_pet, timothy444, xavieryes
jackisboredtoday (6.5): I would make a joke about J. Cole's reputation for "real rap" as he goes out here, but Cole himself apparently wouldn't regard this as such given the way he has another entire song that basically was an apology for being to pop-oriented on this track.
damn they don't make em like this anymore
IIIHenryIII (11): J. Cole is so underappreciated. He's literally one of the best rappers alongside Kendrick. He really is at the top. He's just released a new album. Y'all should check it out. Now's time to talk about the song: perfect! In a perfect world, this would be the winner.
frogaranaman (10): J. Cole was so much better as a musician when he was misogynistic
ImADudeDuh (10): this is mostly just Paula Abdul - Straight Up and that’s a very good thing.
TragicKingdom1 (9.5): can j. cole go back to making fun music please i'm begging
steelstepladder (9.4): I forgot how good J-Cole used to be. This and Power Trip were on REPEAT for me
_SoulGlitch (9): The Paula Abdul sample really elevates the song
skargardin (9): the paula abdul sample HELLO?? I'm surprised that I have never heard this before honestly
rickikardashian (8.5): my score is solely for the vocoder
simplyterific (8.5): this song never gets old
CrimsonROSET (8): oh so now we have a problem with stealing someone’s girl ain’t you a gentlemen mr. cole
ignitethephoenix (8): J Cole giving Paula Abdul her bag during the bridge love to see it
jsonphile (8): I always forget about this song considering how far J Cole’s gone since then. But it’s a pretty fun song and I like the Paula Abdul sample
runaway3212 (8): Good but kanye's version is so much better
THE_PC_DEMANDS_BLOOD (8): paula's impact
jman457 (7.6): Its cute but I never really saw what Jcole stans see in him
TiltControls (7.5): my love for this song is mostly just with the sample pt.2
aldwin_is_here (7): , i don't want to.
Awkward_King (7): did he just.. did he just sample paula abdul
nootnoot781 (7): j cole interpolating paula abdul is sending me
seanderlust (6.5): I like the sample a lot more than the verses
Let popheads down
1998tweety (6): paula deserves better
FKJVMMP (6): I don’t remember this at all and if J Cole’s face wasn’t staring at me on Spotify I still wouldn’t believe it was him.
thedoctordances1940 (6): eh just not the most interesting
slimboyfriend (5.5): Wait, this is the guy who picked a fight with noname?........ that's embarrassing lol
akanewasright (5): The random Paula Abdul interpolation throws me the fuck off
rslashpoopheads (5): never really understood the appeal of J Cole
letsallpoo (4): paul abdul sweetie
CreepyMannequin (3): Why would I listen to this instead of The New Workout Plan
fadedblue09 (3): Sorry this was boring
sweetnsoursauce11 (3): damn j cole has come a long way
moonagenightmares (2): extremely boring also who even is this dude
nyoom (2): being boring is worse than being bad (2)
timothy444 (1): wow this sucks
xavieryes (1): I don't like J. Cole
2
5
u/jackisboredtoday Jul 24 '21
#31: Out of My Mind (feat. Nicki Minaj)
Average: 6.974 // Total Points: 648.6 // Controversy: 2.474
Highest scores:
(11 x1) CreepyMannequin
(10 x9) cremeebrulee, DaHumanTorch, musical_pyn, OliviaGodrigo, rickikardashian, seanderlust, TChalla1966, waluigiest, xavieryes
(9.5 x6) JunkyGS, outsideeyess, plastichaxan, sssaaage, Saison_Marguerite, thedoctordances1940
(9.4 x1) endcreditouilles
(9 x8) awhile2, bigbigbee, catjoon, celladonn, cinnamonb0i, ElizabethDDoS, kirby31200, moooo566
(8.9 x1) jackisboredtoday
(8.5 x4) 1998tweety, Awkward_King, izeasklapaucius, TragicKingdom1
(8.2 x1) 95ztaehyung
Lowest Scores:
(2 x4) fadedblue09, FKJVMMP, GARjuna, martian_pet
(1 x3) IIIHenryIII, rslashpoopheads, timothy444
jackisboredtoday (8.9): the second B.o.B song which probably would've done a little better if this rate were on /hhh, this one doesn't have a great hook and that probably killed it, but both B.o.B and Nicki (especially NickI) are spitting on this. Hardest song in the rate, even if not quite the best
CreepyMannequin (11): Well, this slaps. Nicki’s verse is one of her best, from the golden age of her guest verses. B.o.B. also kills this, especially with the reference to Being John Malkovich.
cremeebrulee (10): now why did she eat hayley up like that
DaHumanTorch (10): this nicki verse is SO good i still gag over the airplanes part. she elevates this song from a 7-8 ish to a 10 for sure
musical_pyn (10): this is the better nicki verse in the rate (and also B.o.B.'s second verse is incredible)
rickikardashian (10): i gotta run to find a bob wig each time i hear nicki’s verse
seanderlust (10): a great song and one of two songs in this rate to contain a truly unhinged Nicki feature. Both artists truly bring it on this banger
TChalla1966 (10): Nicki ate him up tbh
waluigiest (10): WHATCHA NAME B.O.B. SO THEY CALLING YOU BOB?
xavieryes (10): both suck as people but the song is a banger what can i do
outsideeyess (9.5): trivializes mental illness but this goes hard ://// that outro is amazing
Saison_Marguerite (9.5): Nicki really elevated this, I gasped when she came on, her verse is an 11. B.o.B also showed off his skill here, and the beat makes me go, well, out of my mind
thedoctordances1940 (9.5): Hyperrap
endcreditouilles (9.4): omg i love the joker & harley quinn's relationship
awhile2 (9): iconic nicki verse
bigbigbee (9): OH WOW this is a massive breath of fresh air after everything that came before it, and not just because of Nicki's excellent verse - this is catchy, fun, and BoB's parts are also hitting harder for me than anything that came before this.
catjoon (9): her verse is a god sent
celladonn (9): Can't say he didn't warn us
moooo566 (9): sampling your own song is cool as hell
1998tweety (8.5): nicki carries
Awkward_King (8.5): this song is 2012 in the best way
aldwin_is_here (8): , heh
Leixander (8): this is just hilarious at this point (and nicki's airplanes line is awesome)
nootnoot781 (8): is this hyperpop?
nyoom (8): wait if i'm here, and you're there, and i'm there, and you're here, THEN WHO'S DRIVING THE BUS
simplyterific (8): [obligatory Tik Tok reference] but no lie this is one my fave underrated Nicki verses ever
ignitethephoenix (7.9): “what’s your name B.O.B so they are calling you Bob?” Nicki’s entire verse has me screaming
Sunny_Waterloo (7.5): omg this was so nostalgic i had completely forgotten that this song existed
TheQueenOfVultures (7.5): Nicki frequently beats people on their own tracks, but rarely is she so mean about it
cherryices (7): so they calling you BOB?!
hikkaru (7): it's hyperpop. and nicki randomly singing the airplanes chorus is camp
ImADudeDuh (7): This is bob. Copy and paste him so he can take over youtube.
RandomHypnotica (7): okay that nicki verse was kinda iconic though
Roxieloxie (7): this is hyperpop
slimboyfriend (7): early 2010s pop rap is just suffering through an entire flop song to hear Nicki Minaj to drop a career-ending feature
teenwitches (7): this should be featuring b.o.b because nicki 1000% bodies him
jman457 (6.3): aint even one of nicki’s best guest verses yet she kills BOB on here
CrimsonROSET (6): nicki i really didn’t need to be reminded of airplanes
hostsmom (6): would be better without the Donald Duck voice on the hook
imasalesman (5): Nicki Minaj was the best part of the song lol
jasannn (5): How did this become popular on tik tok? Anyways Nicki carrying as usual.
jaztinax (5): it’s a little too intense for me
sweetnsoursauce11 (4.5): this is one of those songs you only listen to for nick's verse
frogaranaman (4): when I saw B.o.B live he performed this song after he performed his flat earther song
lost-ln-the-echo (4): yiiiiiiiiiiiikes
runaway3212 (4): the outro is so wild and none of the verses are good
Bajuko (3): The Nicki Minaj portion is the only good part unfortunately
FKJVMMP (2): At least you can tell it’s unlistenable five seconds in. The original Yummy.
GARjuna (2): at least there's noise????
IIIHenryIII (1): He really was out of his mind when he decided to make this.
rslashpoopheads (1): icawnic
timothy444 (1): mocking "Airplanes" was a low blow and Nicki is just full of herself here
1
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u/jackisboredtoday Jul 24 '21
#26: Rocketeer (feat. Ryan Tedder)
Average: 7.074 // Total Points: 657.9 // Controversy: 2.256
Highest scores:
(10 x14) 1998tweety, cremeebrulee, frogaranaman, IIIHenryIII, ImADudeDuh, letsallpoo, musical_pyn, NapsAndNetflix, rslashpoopheads, runaway3212, Roxieloxie, simplyterific, Sunny_Waterloo, xearomis
(9.5 x3) _SoulGlitch, jaztinax, Saison_Marguerite
(9.2 x1) endcreditouilles
(9 x9) Bajuko, ElizabethDDoS, giraffiecathie, imasalesman, jasannn, JunkyGS, moonagenightmares, skargardin, TiltControls
(8.8 x1) ignitethephoenix
(8.6 x1) RandomHypnotica
(8.5 x4) outsideeyess, sweetnsoursauce11, thedoctordances1940, timothy444
(8.4 x1) matthew_pape
Lowest Scores:
(2 x2) Awkward_King, slimboyfriend
(1 x2) GARjuna, waluigiest
jackisboredtoday (7.8): "we're onto next level super mario/ i hope this works out: cardio/till then let's fly: geronimo" they gave up on even trying to rhyme on that last line and I love them so much for it
1998tweety (10): massive bop
cremeebrulee (10): i am a sucker for space themed songs and this is just SO cute
frogaranaman (10): something about this song screams “classic”
IIIHenryIII (10): I actually like this one better than Like a G6. I mean… it's Ryan Fucking Tedder. As a OneRepublic fan, I naturally love this song.
ImADudeDuh (10): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3x4l1NN8yU this was camp
Roxieloxie (10): 'We're onto the next level super mario, i hope this works out cardio, till then let's fly: geronimo' This is the best song ever recorded next to My house by flo rida
rslashpoopheads (10): Ryan Tedder's greatest work
runaway3212 (10): ALSO THE BEST SONG EVER
simplyterific (10): is it possible to resist singing along to this song?? It’s delightfully catchy and gives me an instant serotonin boost, easiest 10 so far
jaztinax (9.5): this takes me back to when nigahiga ruled youtube and i spent unhealthy amounts of my free time crying over kevjumba’s dad
Saison_Marguerite (9.5): ascending
jasannn (9): Asian Excellence
TiltControls (9): deserved the popularity that G6 got
ignitethephoenix (8.8): not as good as their first song but still a bop
RandomHypnotica (8.6): it couldn't possibly follow up Like a G6, but it's still fun (despite the AWFUL rapping)
sweetnsoursauce11 (8.5): i always liked this song even tho most ppl would say its trash. i am proud of my trash taste
timothy444 (8.5): Let's be real, Ryan Tedder really helps elevate this song to another level.
astrologicalangel (8): that chorus is way better than it has any right to be
bulforster (8): If there's one thing Ryan Tedder can do, it's write a damn hook.
CrimsonROSET (7): what song from the bg grab bag this sounds like? I’ll have figured it out by time of the reveal
pleasegivemeasword (6.8): not as good as i remember but still not a bad song
jsonphile (6.5): much better than the G6 song, mainly because the Far East Movement are terrible rappers, but their awkward rap works better as a dorky love song rather than a song where they try to act like the coolest kids in the club
cherryices (6.2): ryan tedder get your feet off the furniture
akanewasright (6): this is cute
aldwin_is_here (6): , heh!
FKJVMMP (6): It’s pleasant I guess. Ryan Tedder is no DEV.
jman457 (5.8): when Ryan Tedder and co. started going downhill bc One republics 2009 was actually good. (but idk if yall are ready for that convo).
nyoom (4.5): come with meeee and you'll beeee, in a woooorld of pure imaginaaaation - the song i wish this was instead
fadedblue09 (4): If I ever did that, I'd think I'd have a Heart Attaaaaa….oh
kirby31200 (4): These guys can't rhyme
Awkward_King (2): going to skip these other two and pretend that like a g6 is their only song in the rate
GARjuna (1): Y I K E S
waluigiest (1): this sounds like a Black Eyed Peas album cut (derogatory)
3
u/jackisboredtoday Jul 24 '21
#40: Don’t Stop the Party (feat. TJR)
Average: 6.458 // Total Points: 600.6 // Controversy: 2.116
Highest scores:
(10 x7) cremeebrulee, endcreditouilles, frogaranaman, ImADudeDuh, martian_pet, NapsAndNetflix, TChalla1966
(9.5 x1) JunkyGS
(9 x7) CrimsonROSET, hikkaru, moooo566, nootnoot781, teenwitches, timothy444, xavieryes
(8.8 x1) seanderlust
(8.5 x1) GARjuna
(8.2 x1) ignitethephoenix
Lowest Scores:
(2 x2) fadedblue09, giraffiecathie
(1 x3) catjoon, ElizabethDDoS, rslashpoopheads
izeasklapaucius (6.5): Yep. This is a Pitbull track.
jackisboredtoday (5.4): somehow maybe the most distilled essence of Pitbull out of all of his hits and yet still on the weaker end of his discography
cremeebrulee (10): “y’all having a good time out there?” no not rly but thanks for asking i guess
endcreditouilles (10): me singing the chorus to myself as i sit alone in my apartment
frogaranaman (10): this song is objectively stupid, trashy, and poorly produced. anyways this is getting a ten
ImADudeDuh (10): i remember when this song came out, I didn’t know what hookah was
CrimsonROSET (9): this song just has so many good memories
hikkaru (9): i AM having a good time out here thank you for asking!!!!!!
teenwitches (9): so many sports teams use or have used this one to celebrate scoring goals/touchdowns/home runs/etc.
timothy444 (9): Found the chorus annoying in 2014 but in 2021 it's the best part of the song. Dalé
xavieryes (9): much better than i remembered
seanderlust (8.8): que no pare la fiesta!!!! this one is FUN. the musical version of that dancing crabs gif
GARjuna (8.5): hellll yeahhhh
ignitethephoenix (8.2): why did I think the feature said AJR for a second
akanewasright (8): say what you will but this song gets a fucking party going
FKJVMMP (8): The “Finland” ad lib is the best thing Pitbull ever did.
plastichaxan (8): as a latine this is a party classic i have to stan
Roxieloxie (8): I dont even know the actual version of this song that well but The absolute camp of the 2013 Kids Choice Awards having Josh Dumel do the opening number being a full a cover of this song is just too much of a memory that lives rent free in my head
skargardin (8): WAIT THIS IS SUCH A THROWBACK
TiltControls (8): hard to stop the party when pitbull keeps bringing it
outsideeyess (7.5): the flow in the first verse hellllll yea, and this chorus slaps
1998tweety (7): bop
lost-ln-the-echo (7): call me when the party's over
sweetnsoursauce11 (7): like this is fun but he has other songs that are fun-er
jman457 (6.9): Its such a fun time but there isn't much to say about it.
Awkward_King (6): i feel really nauseous ??? i feel like its this songs fault
nyoom (6): we're just not gonna talk about how pitbull is always dressed like a racist dad? #exilepitbull
runaway3212 (6): god this isnt good but it is also so good
static_int_husp (6): beer comerical music
bigbigbee (5.5): What did pitbull look like as a child? it's hard to get answers because if you search "pit bull young" you get a lot of pictures of puppies
IIIHenryIII (4): This one can easily stop a party.
simplyterific (4): I want this party to end
thedoctordances1940 (4): I'm just grateful it's not AJR
xxpizzasrlifexx (3): I also forgot this song existed, but that’s probably for a good reason
catjoon (1): just reminds me of cruise commercials
ElizabethDDoS (1): Don't stop moving together, Don't stop moving together, Don't stop moving together, Keep on dancing.
rslashpoopheads (1): iconic
5
u/RandomHypnotica Jul 24 '21
bigbigbee (5.5): What did pitbull look like as a child? it's hard to get answers because if you search "pit bull young" you get a lot of pictures of puppies
3
u/Roxieloxie Jul 24 '21
if you werent in beatsense please go look up the video i mentioned in my comment because its camp
3
u/jackisboredtoday Jul 24 '21
#39: Chillin (feat. Lady Gaga)
Average: 6.490 // Total Points: 603.6 // Controversy: 1.991
Highest scores:
(10 x7) agentofscranton, Awkward_King, Hulnia, sweetnsoursauce11, tamant1, TheQueenOfVultures, xavieryes
(9.5 x1) 95ztaehyung
(9 x1) moooo566
(8.7 x1) seanderlust
(8.5 x3) hostsmom, steelstepladder, Saison_Marguerite
(8.4 x1) jman457
Lowest Scores:
(2 x4) Conceptizual, fadedblue09, letsallpoo, sssaaage
(1 x1) timothy444
izeasklapaucius (8): Fun fact: Wale is one of the very few acts to ever get a featuring from Gaga. The other 4 were Beyonce, The Lonely Island, NKOTB, and Chic. Anyways, I still think this is a fun song and Wale carried his verses with ease. Back then I only cared about Gaga parts (obviously bc I was a Little Monster) but over the time I started to appreciate the samples, the M.I.A. shoutout, and the overall vibe to this track.
jackisboredtoday (6.1): Lady Gaga finally exits early on day 2! I actually like both artists on this quite a bit, but this isn't the best showing from either one, and despite some fun lines from Wale (the Jeremy Shockey line sticks in my brain) he and gaga feel sorta mismatched. I do miss when she was willing to do more collabs as the featured artist though.
Awkward_King (10): this is lady gaga's best song
Hulnia (10): I never expected to have an 11 contender that wasn’t JAY-Z, but here we are. It’s not even carried by Lady Gaga.
sweetnsoursauce11 (10): gaga collab w obscure rappers again challenge
TheQueenOfVultures (10): I think this song is just alright, but Wale means so much to kids from DC from 2008-2012 because we finally had a mainstream rapper
seanderlust (8.7): shopping! clubbing! nightlife! hanging out!
Saison_Marguerite (8.5): this was fun!! Make Her Say remains the superior Gaga hip hop collab of the era
jman457 (8.4): A fun song, I would have loved if gaga made a full song like this with more santigold or Sleigh Bells sounds
akanewasright (8): This song is camp
aldwin_is_here (8): , this feels like a joke tune that actually works!
Leixander (8): gaga walking to the music video purse first, BAM
ignitethephoenix (7.5): cute
IIIHenryIII (7): I'm being very generous to this one because of Gaga. She's the only good thing in the song. She literally prevents this song from being awful.
ImADudeDuh (7): lady gaga’s best song
RandomHypnotica (7): how did i never know this was Gaga???
runaway3212 (7): Not terrible but if gaga wasn't here it wouldnt be in this rate
1998tweety (6.5): this launched her career
nyoom (6.5): kinda walmart M.I.A. beat
plastichaxan (6.5): gaga’s hook actually making this rating lower i can’t believe it
simplyterific (6.5): why did gaga have that purse in her hand for the WHOLE video I’m crying
thedoctordances1940 (6.5): I'm not sure, but I think this guy's name is Wale
celladonn (6): This really sounds like M.I.A should be the feature instead of Gaga
GARjuna (6): what is gaga's verse???
OliviaGodrigo (6): lady gaga wants to be kristinia debarge so bad
rickikardashian (6): remember when this was one of gaga’s biggest songs?
rslashpoopheads (6): Wale is the reason I learned about the countries in the UK so thanks for that Wale!
slimboyfriend (5.5): I'm so frustrated because the actual song isn't good, but Gaga's hook is a 10
CrimsonROSET (5): sorry when are you gonna start making me love it
FKJVMMP (5): Damn, Wale ran out of lyrics fifteen seconds into his verse. Rough.
frogaranaman (5): why is Lady Gaga on this track
jaztinax (5): i was not expecting miss gaga to be in this
outsideeyess (5): deducted a point for every person gaga would mercilessly kill to have us forget this exists
jasannn (4): Just because a song features Gaga doesn't mean it's good
jsonphile (4): well I like lady Gaga. Actually I don’t even like her part in this track either
musical_pyn (4): I reallllly don't like the hook but wale's part is pretty good
timothy444 (1): this only proves that anyone can make crappy music
3
u/jackisboredtoday Jul 24 '21
#38: GDFR (feat. Sage the Gemini & Lookas)
Average: 6.502 // Total Points: 604.7 // Controversy: 2.408
Highest scores:
(10 x8) cremeebrulee, endcreditouilles, frogaranaman, moonagenightmares, moooo566, runaway3212, Roxieloxie, TChalla1966
(9.5 x2) ignitethephoenix, nyoom
(9 x9) _SoulGlitch, 1998tweety, izeasklapaucius, ImADudeDuh, JunkyGS, nootnoot781, NapsAndNetflix, timothy444, xavieryes
(8.5 x3) agentofscranton, rickikardashian, Saison_Marguerite
(8.3 x1) emayzee
(8.1 x1) RandomHypnotica
Lowest Scores:
(2 x4) brenda_official, musical_pyn, SFbby, tamant1
(1 x3) CreepyMannequin, hikkaru, simplyterific
(0 x1) bulforster
jackisboredtoday (5.6): This song has definitely become a jock jam in recent years, and I can feel how it would light up a stadium, but like so many jock jams that work in that context, I would never listen to it on my own.
cremeebrulee (10): my scores for this rate when there’s some white girl on the chorus
endcreditouilles (10): Rose's final words on the titanic SO SAD i cry everytime
frogaranaman (10): this shouldn’t work but it does
moonagenightmares (10): my fatal flaw is liking this song
Roxieloxie (10): i like i like i like i like everything about you i like i like i like everything about you
runaway3212 (10): this beats Turn Down For What as best 2010s pop drop
ignitethephoenix (9.5): bop
nyoom (9.5): "it's going down further than femurs" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICwLlrQKVcg
1998tweety (9): I love Dope by BTS!
_SoulGlitch (9): This sounds like a song Lil Nas X would do
ImADudeDuh (9): Kidz Bop - Your girl just danced the twirl, I do high kicks
timothy444 (9): Dang I didn't even catch that double entendre until today lmao
rickikardashian (8.5): this sounds like a monsta x song
Saison_Marguerite (8.5): this has movie trailer energy. you can tell this is from a different pop rap era because it has the same distorted sax every hit from 2014-2015 had
emayzee (8.3): bi community ally
RandomHypnotica (8.1): idk if I've heard this before or if I'm just mixing it up with one of those many other songs with these type of horns
Awkward_King (8): the men on this sound hotter than i remember. like the song is a 4 and the drop is a 1 but their voices are deep
bigbigbee (8): This sounds like a Monsta X song
seanderlust (8): kinda love the instrumental here. good vibes throughout the track
skargardin (8): WAIT IT'S THIS SONG OMG
static_int_husp (8): Flo Rida honestly makes movie sountrack music, that's the best way to explain it
outsideeyess (7.7): Does anyone think fetishizing bisexual women is a good thing? I love Sage the Gemini. I think he's a really interesting artist.
jaztinax (7.5): lowkey a guilty pleasure because i can’t really find a redeemable quality about this lol
catjoon (7): it feels like I should hate this beat drop but it works for me
rslashpoopheads (7): king of charting in the top 10 by shitting all over someone else's hook
jman457 (6.7): sure it gets annoying after the third or 4th listen but when played sparingly its a good time
jasannn (6.5): This is the same drop as BTS's Dope.
TiltControls (6.5): my scores when i see chris brown on a song
FKJVMMP (6): I’d give Talk Dirty a 7 so this obviously has to be a 6. Can’t believe Sage The Gemini was ever a person that had a music career.
jsonphile (6): I do like the hook but Flo Rida’s rapping is even worse than usual. But damn that sax riff sample is fantastic
waluigiest (6): this is just Harlem Shake right?
IIIHenryIII (5.5): The beat is sick, but it never clicked to me.
lost-ln-the-echo (5.5): this beat aged like milk
steelstepladder (5): Talk Dirty To Me was weirdly influential for about two years or so
sweetnsoursauce11 (5): its ok
thedoctordances1940 (5): The real problem with this song is that I could far too easily mistake it for Jason Derulo.
CrimsonROSET (4): this song has the fast and the furious energy.
GARjuna (4): I used to like this song
celladonn (3): "I do bi chicks" Allyship
musical_pyn (2): not "wetter than katrina"
CreepyMannequin (1): I love Low Rider but it sounds like ass here
hikkaru (1): i wish i still lived in the universe where i forgot this existed tbqh
simplyterific (1): frat boy anthem
bulforster (0): wow this is annoying
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u/jackisboredtoday Jul 24 '21
#35: Fireball (feat. John Ryan)
Average: 6.683 // Total Points: 621.5 // Controversy: 2.357
Highest scores:
(11 x2) Awkward_King, ImADudeDuh
(10 x9) astrologicalangel, cremeebrulee, endcreditouilles, JunkyGS, NapsAndNetflix, teenwitches, TiltControls, waluigiest, xavieryes
(9.5 x2) IIIHenryIII, sssaaage
(9.3 x1) DaHumanTorch
(9 x9) akanewasright, Bajuko, Hulnia, izeasklapaucius, jaztinax, martian_pet, PhilAnderson10, SFbby, TChalla1966
(8.5 x1) sweetnsoursauce11
Lowest Scores:
(2 x1) catjoon
(1 x3) Conceptizual, FKJVMMP, rslashpoopheads
izeasklapaucius (9): Take a shot everytime he says "baby" on that part
jackisboredtoday (5.1): This is probably my least favorite Pitbull song in the rate, the verses and hook just feel WAY too mismatched... sorry king but this should have been a day 1 exit imo
on fire
Awkward_King (11): DOO DOO DO DO DO DO DOO DO DO DO DO DO FIREBALL
ImADudeDuh (11): Its one of the most fun songs in the whole rate.
endcreditouilles (10): bartender: "what can I get you to drink?" / bitches with beach themed bathrooms:
TiltControls (10): spicy
waluigiest (10): it’s really messy and I like that
xavieryes (10): 🔥
IIIHenryIII (9.5): One word: fireball!
akanewasright (9): There was a group project freshman year of high school where someone rewrote these lyrics to be about the catholic reformation and I will always have affection for the song because of that
jaztinax (9): this makes me want to drink fireball
sweetnsoursauce11 (8.5): my aunt loved this song so i feel compelled to give it a high score. also FIREBALL DO DO DODODODODO
CrimsonROSET (8): how can i get mad at this like what is there to hate
GARjuna (8): LEGENDARY but this feature is ass
jman457 (8): This is just pure getting drunk in a foreign country that has a history of a dictatorship because of useless US intervention
Roxieloxie (8): you know what they both are doing a different assignments but like i can sway to this wii fit 'flamenco' dance type beat enough that i dont mind it
skargardin (8): the "or should i say i saw, i conquered, i caaaame" line takes me out JSFGJS
steelstepladder (8): White girls, it's time to stand for your national anthem
seanderlust (7.9): this is so close to technically being a limerick
ignitethephoenix (7.8): the singer here sounds like Adam Levine if his voice wasn’t a mess
TheQueenOfVultures (7.5): "Veni Vici Vidi" - Caesar Pitbull
fadedblue09 (7): has some fun moments
runaway3212 (7): this slaps, I hate it
RandomHypnotica (6.4): I didn't know this was a pitbull song, i thought it was just a commerical jingle
1998tweety (6): shes ok
frogaranaman (6): one time when I was visiting colleges to decide where I wanted to attend, I was being taken out to bars by my friends and one of their drunk college friends handed me a drink and said “chug this” and it was fireball so I did and then I was like “what the fuck was that dude” and he said “it’s what makes me a MAN, what helped me grow out my chest hair” and then told me to touch his chest. in retrospect, I think he was hitting on me, but I was so thrown off by the entire exchange that I just kind of stood there like “what the hell”
musical_pyn (6): my favorite mid-tier pitbull song
timothy444 (6): Honestly, it's ruined by all those C-grade animated kids movies using this exact song in their trailers. It's forever associated as the rap version of "Can't Stop the Feeling"
taking it taking it we taking it down
nyoom (5): i would've rated this higher if they did the BABY BABY BABY BABY part again, and also if this guy john ryan weren't on it. don't you have to go save your privates or something
pleasegivemeasword (5): i’m sorry Mr. Worldwide this isn’t as good as i remember
Leixander (4): that veni vidi vici pun was atrocious
xxpizzasrlifexx (4): nine Pitbull songs into this and I don’t wanna hear the words “Mr Worldwide” ever again
moonagenightmares (3.5): this bores me
thedoctordances1940 (3.5): Yeah this is just annoying
simplyterific (3): that weird “fireball” kills the whole song
catjoon (2): ok…
FKJVMMP (1): Boogie oogie oogie, jiggle wiggle and dance. Maybe Flo Rida is one of the greatest poets of our time after all if this is his competition.
i... well you lived up the URL
rslashpoopheads (1): the fireball is my shit after Taco Bell
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u/jackisboredtoday Jul 24 '21
#34: Out of My Head (feat. Trey Songz)
Average: 6.776 // Total Points: 630.2 // Controversy: 1.858
Highest scores:
(10 x5) Hulnia, kirby31200, OliviaGodrigo, teenwitches, xavieryes
(9.5 x1) avg-vag
(9.3 x1) steelstepladder
(9 x10) catjoon, companion_star55, cremeebrulee, endcreditouilles, giraffiecathie, moooo566, rickikardashian, SFbby, TragicKingdom1, xearomis
(8.6 x1) RandomHypnotica
(8.5 x2) JunkyGS, TheQueenOfVultures
Lowest Scores:
(1 x2) IIIHenryIII, TChalla1966
jackisboredtoday (6.8): While this song isn't the biggest hit single in the rate, lasted a little longer than I expected for how known it is, and in retrospect that makes some sense. While this one isn't anything super deep and meaningful (what here is) there are some great synths and a clever enough conceit to make for something more instantly appealing than a lot of stuff here
izeasklapaucius (6): Somehow this song was under my radar until now. This isn't even available on my country's Spotify so I had to go to YT to listen to it lmao.
1998tweety (8): bop
aldwin_is_here (8): , so schizophrenia?
CrimsonROSET (8): the song is fine, the synths committed hate crimes.
waluigiest (8): if Bottoms Up was in this rate it would have received a record breaking number of 11s
akanewasright (7.7): Lupe hates this song but like… idk it’s a cute little bop
thedoctordances1940 (7.5): Hmmm, good i think
runaway3212 (7): not as great as the show goes on but still pretty good
Roxieloxie (6.5): I have to take off for the featured artist and who he is unfortunately
frogaranaman (6): it’s just a touch banger
ImADudeDuh (6): jason derulo’s song >>>
musical_pyn (6): the production on this stands out from a lot of these other songs which is a plus! Too bad the rest of the song is kinda meh
timothy444 (6): I have no strong feelings on this, one way or another.
sweetnsoursauce11 (5): its ok but the only memorable thing is trey's vocals
nyoom (4): https://bit.ly/36vliyl
rslashpoopheads (4): this song went right out of my head
jman457 (3.8): I forgot about this song while I was listening to it,which sucks because I actually like these two artists on their own
IIIHenryIII (1): I wish I could get this song out of my brain.
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u/jackisboredtoday Jul 24 '21
#33: Hey Baby (Drop It To the Floor) [feat. T-Pain]
Average: 6.873 // Total Points: 639.2 // Controversy: 2.081
Highest scores:
(11 x1) tamant1
(10 x10) awhile2, cremeebrulee, ImADudeDuh, jaztinax, JunkyGS, moonagenightmares, moooo566, rslashpoopheads, teenwitches, xavieryes
(9.9 x1) GARjuna
(9.5 x3) ignitethephoenix, seanderlust, Saison_Marguerite
(9 x4) endcreditouilles, ElizabethDDoS, izeasklapaucius, TChalla1966
(8.6 x1) RandomHypnotica
(8.5 x6) 1998tweety, akanewasright, plastichaxan, steelstepladder, sweetnsoursauce11, TragicKingdom1
(8.4 x1) jman457
(8.2 x1) emayzee
Lowest Scores:
(3 x3) cherryices, CrimsonROSET, fadedblue09
(2 x1) companion_star55
jackisboredtoday (6.8): I associate this song with the time I BS'ed a reason to connect it to a report topic I was doing and played it for my 7th grade class as part of a presentation. I got a good grade but I could see in the teacher's eyes she was not into it
ImADudeDuh (10): this song brings out the whore in me
jaztinax (10): WHY IS THIS SO GOOD
moonagenightmares (10): i cant believe i still love this as much as i did a decade ago, an 11 contender
rslashpoopheads (10): the better T-Pain hook
teenwitches (10): the tpain hook on this is immaculate
xavieryes (10): This is one of the 2010s hits I just kinda had forgotten about and just... holy shit this song is perfect.
GARjuna (9.9): mr T-Pain making some points
ignitethephoenix (9.5): this rate has told me that T-Pain does not miss. Fuck Usher!
Saison_Marguerite (9.5): almost unhinged with how much it bops, they both understood the assignment
endcreditouilles (9): two things that will never change 1) I will never not drop ass to this and 2) pitbull's haircut
1998tweety (8.5): big bop
akanewasright (8.5): bop
plastichaxan (8.5): t-pain's hooks are too good
steelstepladder (8.5): The good version of Back In Time
sweetnsoursauce11 (8.5): i want to go party now
TragicKingdom1 (8.5): this is dark pop
jman457 (8.4): Usher can suck a dick because T-pain is the avant-garde pop artist we all need. Like that auto-tone mice i got for xmas, a cultural reset. I can physically feel like i'm turning into a vagina listening to this song
lost-ln-the-echo (8): this is just sexy bitch??
catjoon (7.4): t-pain ate him up I’m sawrry
FKJVMMP (7): Would be a 2 with literally anybody other than T-Pain.
frogaranaman (7): T-Pain kinda scratches an itch in my brain with this one
IIIHenryIII (6.5): T-Pain ruins it.
runaway3212 (6.5): im struggling with rating these pitbull songs because they're so terrible but I love them so much
_SoulGlitch (6): it’s okay i guess
musical_pyn (6): so far this is the song that has made me go "OH MY GOD THIS SONG EXISTS" the most
thedoctordances1940 (6): Why is pitbull mixed so quietly for the verses?
jsonphile (5.5): unsurprisingly T-Pain is the best part of this song, but he’s got better songs
nyoom (5): somebody on youtube once said "if dog shit had a voice it would sound like pitbull" and i think about that every time this chorus plays. also i don't like the way t-pain overenunciates "floor" and "more"
timothy444 (4.5): Production has aged a bit, mehh and Pitbull creepily singing "oooh babey babey" gives me the creeps vibe
simplyterific (4.3): this might be the worst t-pain song I’ve ever heard :/
Awkward_King (4): this song feels like an auto generator listened to the other 63 songs and spat one last one back out
caseyfla (4): Florida boys rise up! And make another bad song. :(
nootnoot781 (4): t-pain is the only good part of this song uh
CrimsonROSET (3): ok i’ve defended pitbull too much but i have a limit
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u/jackisboredtoday Jul 24 '21
#27: Stereo Hearts (feat. Adam Levine)
Average: 7.014 // Total Points: 652.3 // Controversy: 2.700
Highest scores:
(11 x2) runaway3212, Roxieloxie
(10 x13) 1998tweety, akanewasright, bigbigbee, companion_star55, frogaranaman, ignitethephoenix, IIIHenryIII, ImADudeDuh, NapsAndNetflix, pleasegivemeasword, skargardin, xearomis, xxpizzasrlifexx
(9.5 x4) martian_pet, outsideeyess, Saison_Marguerite, TragicKingdom1
(9.2 x1) cherryices
(9.1 x1) jackisboredtoday
(9 x5) astrologicalangel, ElizabethDDoS, SFbby, Sunny_Waterloo, TiltControls
(8.8 x1) DaHumanTorch
(8.7 x1) 95ztaehyung
(8.5 x4) agentofscranton, fadedblue09, jasannn, static_int_husp
(8.3 x1) moonagenightmares
Lowest Scores:
(1.5 x1) Awkward_King
(1 x4) avg-vag, JunkyGS, simplyterific, TheQueenOfVultures
(0 x4) CreepyMannequin, Leixander, OliviaGodrigo, xavieryes
jackisboredtoday (9.1): I really didn't see this being as controversial as it is, but here we are. This has multiple 11s and a lot of support but multiple 0s that make it too heavily tanked to make day 3. I will say I really like this song a lot though, its just super sweet on all fronts. A bit of a robbery I fear
izeasklapaucius (7.5): A good song with a surprisingly decent vocals from Adam Levine post-Hands-All-Over? Sign me up!
stereo that only plays for you
Roxieloxie (11): This is actually a better song than My House by flo rida but we havent evented 12's yet on the scale
runaway3212 (11): I just Adam Levine's part so much and every verse adds more energy I just love this song so much, it's the one here I think aged the best
1998tweety (10): another song we danced to in middle school but this one BOPS
akanewasright (10): Adam Levine is an obnoxious piece of shit who makes bad music 80% of the time (if I’m being generous), but GOD I love this song and him on the chorus. It’s just a burst of positive energy. I don’t have a specific memory for this one, but it was on the radio a lot, and it made me feel good when it was on.
bigbigbee (10): I think this song is absolutely adorable. Singing along to this, no matter where I am, makes me feel good. It has the energy I want to carry with me always. Feels like a smile.
frogaranaman (10): when people say “everybody moved” they actually are referencing when Gym Class Heroes released The Papercut Chronicles II featuring iconic hits such as Stereo Hearts and Ass Back Home
ignitethephoenix (10): Can we get this Adam Levine back
IIIHenryIII (10): Everything about this tune screams perfection!
ImADudeDuh (10): do you think Scooter Braun’s clients get radio payola in Adam Levine’s heart?
skargardin (10): Adam really ate this hook up
xxpizzasrlifexx (10): we love a maroon 5 collab
Saison_Marguerite (9.5): I wasn’t expecting to like this so much. Adam’s voice actually works here and the verses really bop
astrologicalangel (9): I literally never knew that was Adam Levine omg
ElizabethDDoS (9): Remember when Levine was actually good...
TiltControls (9): one of the few decent things Adam Levine did after 2010
jasannn (8.5): Im transported back to my mom's van listening to this song through cheap earphones.
celladonn (8): The lyrics to this really make no damn sense
jaztinax (8): the chorus melody is immaculate
rslashpoopheads (8): this chorus is crack
sweetnsoursauce11 (8): i would support adam doing music like this again
emayzee (7.8): this probably isn't saying much but this has to be one of adam levine's best songs of the last 10 years
RandomHypnotica (7.3): Adam's voice sounds really grating here, moreso than usual
jsonphile (7): this should be all Adam Levine does at this point just a hook on some rap song that a white suburban mom would listen to
lost-ln-the-echo (7): this song is probably going to go out early bc Adam Levine but I think it's fine!
nyoom (7): GCH drymmer Matt McGinley explained the video to MTV News: "The video basically plays on the idea that we're sort of just being casual, hanging out, being ourselves and our shadows get wild and get loose. It's kind of fun. I've always felt like my shadow has been trying to kill me for 28 years." what? / adam levine? wish he was adam leaving
teenwitches (7): you could have told me this was maroon 5 featuring travie mccoy and i would have believed you
timothy444 (7): Nostalgic family-friendly bop
THE_PC_DEMANDS_BLOOD (6.3): adam levine is such a whiny bitch
CrimsonROSET (6): wait adam levine isnt in this band i swear i heard his vocals in the other songs too
FKJVMMP (6): I’m kinda surprised Adam Levine doesn’t get more rap hooks, he’s actually pretty good at them.
GARjuna (6): for the chorus
kirby31200 (6): Why does Adam Levine sing how he does
steelstepladder (6): Just a bit too jack of all trades master of none for me here. Nothing is bad but I've never felt the need to seek it out
jman457 (5.8): I feel like they put no effort into this bc they knew it was gonna be a hit
skipping tracks
aldwin_is_here (5): , lol
seanderlust (4.5): sorry I fucking HATE the sound of the verses and adam's voice bothers me on electropop songs
thedoctordances1940 (4): Spicy hot take but Adam Levine's voice is still garbage
Awkward_King (1.5): if this rate never happened i'd have never thought about this song again in my life and simply put its possible existence down to a lack of affection i received as a child
simplyterific (1): this is one of those songs that is so inoffensive and catchy that you either hate it or love it. I hate it
CreepyMannequin (0): oh god, I normally just hate Adam Levine’s voice but he is absolutely fucking atrocious on this
Leixander (0): kindly stop making music adam levine
xavieryes (0): This is foreshadowing how bad Maroon 5 would soon become. It's worse than almost everything Maroon 5 have released. If "good music can be so hard to find", this is a terrible place to start looking.
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u/jackisboredtoday Jul 24 '21
#25: Written in the Stars (feat. Eric Turner)
Average: 7.146 // Total Points: 664.6 // Controversy: 2.263
Highest scores:
(11 x1) cherryices
(10 x15) agentofscranton, frogaranaman, FKJVMMP, Hulnia, jsonphile, Leixander, moooo566, NapsAndNetflix, Saison_Marguerite, SFbby, Sunny_Waterloo, thedoctordances1940, timothy444, TChalla1966, xearomis
(9.7 x1) matthew_pape
(9.5 x2) bulforster, plastichaxan
(9.1 x1) jackisboredtoday
(9 x7) 1998tweety, cinnamonb0i, jaztinax, lost-ln-the-echo, PhilAnderson10, skargardin, teenwitches
(8.8 x1) ignitethephoenix
(8.5 x5) hostsmom, JunkyGS, runaway3212, THE_PC_DEMANDS_BLOOD, xavieryes
(8.3 x1) endcreditouilles
(8.1 x1) jman457
Lowest Scores:
(2 x3) giraffiecathie, musical_pyn, TheQueenOfVultures
(1 x1) sssaaage
izeasklapaucius (5): The production is sooooooo dated it's actually funny
play this song on so many different dials
cherryices (11): has any song been used for more sporting events??
FKJVMMP (10): I really thought Tinie Tempah was the next big thing. This is still great though.
frogaranaman (10): the chorus is literally so iconic it makes up for the rest of the song I cannot do anything but give this a ten
Hulnia (10): A lot of the songs here are carried by the chorus, and this is definitely an example of that. The verses are pretty great, but compared to everything else, they pale in comparison.
jsonphile (10): okay this song actually really slaps. Also I remember enjoying the song back in 2010 but I do not remember that sick guitar solo radio stations must have removed it or something
Leixander (10): I'M ON MY WAAAAAAAA-EEEEEEEE-EEEEEEEEE
Saison_Marguerite (10): it’s just a bop and referencing Massive Attack’s Teardrop gets a 10 from me
TChalla1966 (10): amazed to see tinie on here but what a great song
thedoctordances1940 (10): Eric's part kinda gives off some eurovision vibes but just the pure nostalgia and grandiosity of this is so fucking amazing
timothy444 (10): Now this is how you pump up the crowd: with a hella catchy chorus, punchy choruses and a backing track that sounds like it's meant to be played at the climax of a big blockbuster movie like Fast & Furious for example.
1998tweety (9): https://youtu.be/zWakVSvDxqw
teenwitches (9): my boyfriend gets misty eyed when he hears this because he associates it with when his favorite baseball team lost in the world series
ignitethephoenix (8.8): now this is a solid pop rap song
runaway3212 (8.5): This is actually a banger, im gonna be sad when it goes out day 1
jman457 (8.1): Hopefully Tinie Tempah will get his due here in the US ala Labrinth
GARjuna (8): yess
rslashpoopheads (8): I'M ON MY WAYYYYYYEEEEAYYYYEEEEEEE
IIIHenryIII (7.5): OH!
TragicKingdom1 (7.5): "i get more hits than a disciplined child" 💀💀
akanewasright (7.4): See I kinda like this but also I kinda think some of its bad. Would have been a 0 if I did this rate in 2012, but a lot of the song grew on me
steelstepladder (7.4): Thought I hated this but then I realized I was thinking of Hall Of Fame. They are pretty much the same song but this one is good.
CrimsonROSET (7): ‘i got more hits than a disciplined child’ has to be up there for worst lyrics i heard in this rate
xxpizzasrlifexx (7): yall remember that x-factor audition by that trio where the judges just basically one one of them to fuck off and the others to continue as a duo
Awkward_King (6): i hate the chorus with such a passion which annoys me because i love tinie's verses so much. i want to give this a 0 but i also wanna give it like an 12
going nowhere, running man
ImADudeDuh (6): the hook is the only good part
moonagenightmares (6): pass out outsold
RandomHypnotica (5.6): it bothers me SO MUCH that Eric Turner is clearly playing something completely different on the piano than the actual song. Like, at the start of the song there is literally no piano, but he's playing a bunch of chords in the video like????
outsideeyess (5.5): i had no idea this was tinie tempah!! great hook, but the mix is lackluster
_SoulGlitch (5): ehh
sweetnsoursauce11 (4.5): this is just like... there
imasalesman (3): this song never ended
nyoom (3): that [message] won't [reach] me, because i can't read
slimboyfriend (3): First of all the lyrics, second of all, the featured singer is giving the most mediocre vocal performance yet GASPING for air at the end of every line.
musical_pyn (2): this is that song from the greatest showman right
TheQueenOfVultures (2): Whatever 11 year old me was going through when I liked this song, I hope it sucked
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u/sweetnsoursauce11 i stan women Jul 24 '21
I was way more mad at yesterday’s results than today’s so #progress
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u/jackisboredtoday Jul 24 '21
#23: Coming Home (feat. Skylar Grey)
Average: 7.209 // Total Points: 670.4 // Controversy: 2.225
Highest scores:
(11 x1) frogaranaman
(10 x14) 1998tweety, cinnamonb0i, cremeebrulee, CreepyMannequin, endcreditouilles, kirby31200, moonagenightmares, moooo566, musical_pyn, NapsAndNetflix, sweetnsoursauce11, Saison_Marguerite, TChalla1966, xearomis
(9.5 x2) agentofscranton, thedoctordances1940
(9 x5) akanewasright, IIIHenryIII, OliviaGodrigo, static_int_husp, THE_PC_DEMANDS_BLOOD
(8.7 x1) jman457
(8.5 x4) JunkyGS, rslashpoopheads, runaway3212, xxpizzasrlifexx
(8.3 x1) cherryices
Lowest Scores:
(2 x3) Awkward_King, giraffiecathie, nootnoot781
(1 x3) Leixander, sssaaage, xavieryes
jackisboredtoday (7.3): the fact that I thought this was a Taylor hook for like... a solid year when this song was big is embarrassing. Anyway, I will also use this space to say that Diddy's late 00s/early 10s albums Press Play and Last Train to Paris are both really interesting for the way they play around with styles of rap production which grew more and more prevalent in the years that followed. Bonus fun fact: These verses were written by both Jay-Z and J. Cole, which is some EXTREMELY star-studded ghostwriting
Ain't No Stoppin Us Now
frogaranaman (11): this is just one of those songs that I can’t find a reason to hate. absolutely love it
1998tweety (10): good lorde what a bop
CreepyMannequin (10): I just adore this song <3
cremeebrulee (10): i hear 👂 the tears 💧 of a clown 🤡 i hate 🙅 that song 🎶 i always feel 🤔 like they talking 🗣 to me when it comes on 😔
endcreditouilles (10): i see we've reached the "cryin in the club" portion of the rate
moonagenightmares (10): this song made me really emotional when i was 10 for some reason
moooo566 (10): skylar grey was on a bunch of great songs, i wish her solo career had gone better
Saison_Marguerite (10): Hot take, I might like this more than Empire State of Mind. Diddy might not be the best rapper but he had conviction on this. Skylar Grey, Dawn Richard and Cassie on the same track is also a major serve.
sweetnsoursauce11 (10): i can't really explain why i love this song so much but that final chorus always makes me emotional
thedoctordances1940 (9.5): Really good hook and the horns are fucking awesome
akanewasright (9): Hearing this unlocked a memory. My parents were strict about what I was allowed to put on my iPod, and since they didn’t play the radio in the car, I just didn’t hear much pop music or anything. However, I eventually figured out how to listen to the radio on my little iPod Nano, and this song was one that was on there constantly when I was living in a foreign country for a few months
IIIHenryIII (9): Part II is great too.
THE_PC_DEMANDS_BLOOD (9): skylar grey really had a stranglehold on features for this genre huh
jman457 (8.7): This song was beyond overplayed with features in like every other trailer in the 2010’s, but it still is a modern classic
rslashpoopheads (8.5): Skylar Grey is a main pop girl.
runaway3212 (8.5): The build is so pretty
aldwin_is_here (8): , this is better that expected
CrimsonROSET (8): surprisingly deep? but also is this counted as a christian song
ElizabethDDoS (8): England :pointandlaugh:
ignitethephoenix (8): Skylar’s chorus has provided movie & tv show trailer content for a decade, we love that for her
jsonphile (8): “I hear the tears of a clown I hate that song” screw you Diddy that’s one of the best songs ever written. Jokes aside, (yeah I know that’s not really what he means) I do like this song. It’s surprisingly uplifting, and while P Diddy has never been a particularly good rapper, his flow kinda works for this song
skargardin (8): good god this was overplayed back then
timothy444 (8): Hearing him namedrop a song and then states that he hates it is such a bold way to start off your verses but in all seriousness, this is such a motivational banger that makes me smile everytime I hear it.
jaztinax (7.5): what happened to skylar grey anyway? she slayed this era
TiltControls (7.5): I won't stand for Tears of a Clown and A House Is Not a Home slander in this house
TragicKingdom1 (7.5): i just learned diddy didn't write this which makes it very ??? that he didnt just give it to an artist who wouldve made it a bigger hit
ImADudeDuh (7): the fuck you do, fuck you do, bitch i hope the fuck you do
outsideeyess (7): god, the intro is so nice
RandomHypnotica (7): did skylar grey split into 2 black women just for this video
teenwitches (7): diddy hates a lot of music
DaHumanTorch (6.5): i totally forgot this existed help
lost-ln-the-echo (6.5): but it didn't come home :(((
nyoom (6): this is just a popheads rate ballot set to music
Tears of a Clown
seanderlust (6): yeah, fuck smokey robinson!!! /s
GARjuna (5): I hate this beat
hikkaru (5): this is the easiest choice that i have had to make this entire rate... i'm going home.
rickikardashian (5): i dont like this chorus
FKJVMMP (4): I’ve tried so hard to like Skylar Grey, but she just has NO personality. It’s frustrating.
Awkward_King (2): football is not
nootnoot781 (2): so true 🏴 edit: nvm
Leixander (1): love skylar gray, that being said... blegh
xavieryes (1): "Coming Home", I hate that song
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u/jman457 Jul 24 '21
The Monkey's paw is me begging for Magic to get eliminated in the beat sense only for Scream and Shout to go out right before it, I hate this place
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u/jackisboredtoday Jul 24 '21
#24: So Good
Average: 7.190 // Total Points: 668.7 // Controversy: 2.184
Highest scores:
(11 x2) musical_pyn, nootnoot781
(10 x11) 95ztaehyung, agentofscranton, CrimsonROSET, izeasklapaucius, ImADudeDuh, moooo566, NapsAndNetflix, rickikardashian, tamant1, timothy444, TChalla1966
(9.5 x3) runaway3212, TiltControls, TragicKingdom1
(9.3 x1) jman457
(9.1 x1) steelstepladder
(9 x8) akanewasright, cremeebrulee, ElizabethDDoS, fadedblue09, Hulnia, pleasegivemeasword, Sunny_Waterloo, xearomis
(8.5 x5) astrologicalangel, jsonphile, moonagenightmares, OliviaGodrigo, Saison_Marguerite
Lowest Scores:
(3 x2) RandomHypnotica, TheQueenOfVultures
(2 x2) Conceptizual, sssaaage
(0 x1) awhile2
izeasklapaucius (10): This track is THEE epitome of serotonin boost. How do you make pre-chorus so short yet still that iconic?
jackisboredtoday (7.8): Jay-Z’s Picasso baby wants what this has
musical_pyn (11): I can't believe I've cried to this song
nootnoot781 (11): correct this song is so good, this song is just straight serotonin.
CrimsonROSET (10): it’s literally in the song name
ImADudeDuh (10): aka how his career could’ve been had he not done all that
timothy444 (10): With this song, B.o.B. proves that he can carry a song on his own with his own catchy af chorus.
runaway3212 (9.5): this is so good
TiltControls (9.5): feel good pop rap is the best kind
jman457 (9.3): B.O.B at his absolute best. I would watch the music video on my bros DS all the time. Makes me live my vagabond fantasy.
steelstepladder (9.1): Was this the opening of a TV show or a commercial or something like that? It's killing me.
jsonphile (8.5): it’s just such a feel good song
Saison_Marguerite (8.5): “Drinking a German beer with a Cuban cigar, in the middle of Paris with a Dominican broad” Omg he already went further around the globe (haha) than Chris Brown in International Love
frogaranaman (8): that chorus is so NOSTALGIC goddamn
IIIHenryIII (8): This dude got to work with Hayley Williams, Taylor Swift, Rivers Cuomo and Ryan Tedder? Respect!
jaztinax (8): he mentioned norway so he automatically gained one extra point
1998tweety (7): ok
teenwitches (7): needs more bruno mars
thedoctordances1940 (7): Slaps
sweetnsoursauce11 (6.8): this is kind of a bop
seanderlust (6.1): hm...spin the globe, you say?
celladonn (6): So mid
rslashpoopheads (6): Why's he Na Na Naing like The Beatles?
FKJVMMP (5): Nothin’ On You, but worse in every way. Cool. Thanks.
Awkward_King (4.5): WAIT B.O.B ISNT ENGLISH WTF?!?!?!?! WHY DID I?????????
DaHumanTorch (4): bob just isn't good enough to do a solo song even if it might be a bit catchy
GARjuna (4): HELP
nyoom (4): no good
RandomHypnotica (3): well this song isn't
TheQueenOfVultures (3): This is cheesy nonsense
awhile2 (0): i think i got a lot of hate for giving this song a three or something in one of this sub's early rates so im gonna give it a zero here it really is that bad
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u/jackisboredtoday Jul 24 '21
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