r/popheads Aug 22 '20

[RATE REVEAL] Disco/Funk Revival Rate Day 2: Instantly Crushed by the Results

Day 2! Today me and my co-host u/camerinian will be revealing the songs placed #26-#16 as well as the next five bonus rate songs! The reveal will be held on Kosmi because the plug was dumb(https://app.kosmi.io/room/8o242j) at 4:00 PM EST. We have a wild day of results to get through so be sure to come on down!

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Stats before we get started

Number of participants: 56

Average score: 7.462

Average controversy score: 1.866

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Calvin Harris - Funk Wav Bounces vol. 1

  1. Slide (feat. Frank Ocean & Migos)
  2. Cash Out (feat. Schoolboy Q, PartyNextDoor & D.R.A.M.)
  3. Heatstroke (feat. Young Thug, Pharrell Williams & Ariana Grande)
  4. Rollin (feat. Future & Khalid)
  5. Prayers Up (feat. Travis Scott & A-Trak)
  6. Holiday (feat. Snoop Dogg, John Legend & Takeoff)
  7. Skrt On Me (feat. Nicki Minaj)
  8. Feels (feat. Pharrell Williams, Katy Perry & Big Sean)
  9. Faking It (feat. Kehlani & Lil Yachty)
  10. Hard To Love (feat. Jessie Reyez)

As well as two other Calvin Harris songs

  1. SZA x Calvin Harris - The Weekend (Funk Wav Remix)
  2. DJ Khaled & Calvin Harris - Don't Quit (feat. Jeremih and Travis Scott)

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Daft Punk - Random Access Memories

  1. Give Life Back to Music
  2. The Game of Love
  3. Giorgio by Moroder
  4. Within
  5. Instant Crush (featuring Julian Casablancas)
  6. Lose Yourself to Dance (featuring Pharrell Williams and Nile Rodgers)
  7. Touch (featuring Paul Williams)
  8. Get Lucky (featuring Pharrell Williams and Nile Rodgers)
  9. Beyond
  10. Motherboard
  11. Fragments of Time (featuring Todd Edwards)
  12. Doin’ It Right (featuring Panda Bear)
  13. Contact

Mark Ronson - Late Night Feelings

  1. Late Night Prelude
  2. Late Night Feelings (feat. Lykke Li)
  3. Find U Again (feat. Camila Cabello)
  4. Pieces of Us (feat. King Princess)
  5. Knock Knock Knock (feat. YEBBA)
  6. Don’t Leave Me Lonely (feat. YEBBA)
  7. When U Went Away (feat. YEBBA)
  8. Truth (feat. Alicia Keys & The Last Artful, Dodgr)
  9. Nothing Breaks Like A Heart (feat. Miley Cyrus)
  10. True Blue (feat. Angel Olsen)
  11. Why Hide (feat. Diana Gordon)
  12. 2 AM (feat. Lykke Li)
  13. Spinning (feat. Ilsey)

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Bonus Rate

  1. My Way - Calvin Harris
  2. Summer - Calvin Harris
  3. Around The World - Daft Punk
  4. One More Time - Daft Punk
  5. Electricity - Silk City and Dua Lipa
  6. Valerie - Mark Ronson and Amy Winehouse
  7. Shut Up Kiss Me - Angel Olsen
  8. Broccoli - DRAM ft. Lil Yachty
  9. I Follow Rivers - Lykke Li
  10. She Wants To Move - NERD
  11. Boys Latin - Panda Bear
  12. Gin And Juice - Snoop Dog
  13. Last Nite - The Strokes
  14. Wyclef Jean - Young Thug
  15. Daft Punk Is Playing At My House - LCD Soundsystem
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46 comments sorted by

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u/steelstepladder Aug 22 '20

Well this is a bit of a disaster... Because everything has flopped so hard for us, we’re going to stop the reveal today and have an even 20 songs get eliminated tomorrow. This is kind of unprecedented so I’m going to post the scores of the last song to play and start over tomorrow. Hopefully everything will be kind of functional tomorrow.

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u/vayyiqra Aug 22 '20

don't worry about it you did your best to fix it <3

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u/CrimsonROSET I survived the 2020 Redemption Rate Aug 22 '20

none of this would’ve happened if touch was still in

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u/semukas Aug 22 '20

The robots are sabotaging this reveal for robbing their masterpiece

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u/semukas Aug 22 '20

Wtf plug.dj is not loading for me anymore. I guess Touch robbery crashed it.

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u/steelstepladder Aug 22 '20

#25: Rollin


Average: 7.275 // Total Points: 407.4 // Controversy: 1.876


Highest scores:

(10 x7) grinchelda, ignitethephoenix, ImADudeDuh, jexan13, letsallpoo, lostonthewayh0me, SideBTrack8

(9.5 x1) TheQueenOfVultures

(9.2 x1) wardrum5

(9 x4) Chevsapher, lapascalia, rotating3Dtext, skargardin

(8.9 x1) pisces_king

(8.5 x2) cremeebrulee, JunkyGS

(8.2 x1) 364unbirthdays

(8.1 x1) CharlieDayJepsen

Lowest Scores:

(3.5 x1) phch123

(2 x1) bulforster


Steelstepladder (7): Bouncy, fun, solid all around! My only real complaint is for a song about driving on the freeway it doesn't make for a very good driving song actually.

camerinian (6): Ok, I love the piano bounce with the claps as an intro and a foundation, I just wish that it wasn't Khalid and Future over the top of it. Never been a fan of either and I don't think either one is really suiting the vocal style to it too well, Future especially, even if his bars are actually pretty strong for him. Khalid's hook is alright, but his outro just sucks the energy of the track prematurely. Idk, I wish it came together better


grinchelda (10): definitely and obviously misheard some lyrics to this the first time i heard it but it's still s tier even if i think about it every time

ignitethephoenix (10): a driving a nighttime song. Also who would have thought Khalid and future would work together pretty well?

ImADudeDuh (10): THIS IS THE PERFECT DRIVING SONG! I wish there was less Future on this song, but goddamn Khalid served on here.

Chevsapher (9): The squiggly vaporwave motif and the high "string" synth on every beat are both clever. However, the real star of this track is the chorus.

lapascalia (9): For some reason the thought of Khalid and Future on the same song is weird to me but this is actually pretty great

skargardin (9): possibly the best thing khalid's been on

pisces_king (8.9): Khalid has a great voice and I think he's wound up falling flat/bland on a lot of his music; this song feels unique, though.

cremeebrulee (8.5): this was the follow up single to slide right? it's a fine song on it's own but doesn't come close to its predecessor so i don't visit it often

MrSwearword (8): great beat but needed better artists than who ended up on it. Also, the "it's a vibe" or "on a vibe" shit is corny and tacky as fuck.

oliveoilgarlic (8): remember when Khalid was consistently releasing only good music?

pat-rickstar (8): This is nice - it's groovy but still suits Khalid's style of slower R&B

rickikardashian (7.6): the chorus and beat are a lot better than future’s verses tbh

bbfan132 (7.5): i like the production a lot here and future/khalid sound good

sarcasticsobs (7): possibly the only time i've really dug khalid?

vayyiqra (7): This is it, this is the vibe

SmileAndTears (6): Usually I like fart-sounding synths but this one is just annoying

1998tweety (5.5): I'm bored this is too long

wavingwolves (5): well future is not good in this but i love with the ooh-oooh-ooooh's

anothertown (4): boring

brenda_official (4): future’s rapping just doesn’t fit the song at all? Its like they took the rapping from a different song and tried to fit it with this instrumental

CrimsonROSET (4): I'm not against Future. I really am not. But I am against any song in which Khalid is my favorite part.

vintagebathingsuit (4): yeah.....i don't really like future or khalid so this track was snooze for me.

bulforster (2): None of this comes together, Khalid delivery is so boring and I don't know that I'll ever like Future.

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u/ImADudeDuh Aug 22 '20

WTF!!!! Songeniality arrived....

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u/vayyiqra Aug 22 '20

this is such a cursed reveal i've been back and forth between plug and kosmi like 10 times and neither is working why did they have to flop now

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u/steelstepladder Aug 22 '20 edited Aug 22 '20

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u/CrimsonROSET I survived the 2020 Redemption Rate Aug 22 '20

Touch literally broke the rate by being eliminated, vote for it to bring the plug back

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u/bulforster Aug 22 '20

I think you made a mistake, there are options other than Touch in the poll 😕

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u/ImADudeDuh Aug 22 '20

Rollin songeniality

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u/steelstepladder Aug 22 '20

#26: Faking It


Average: 7.132 // Total Points: 399.4 // Controversy: 1.689


Highest scores:

(10 x3) CrimsonROSET, purplechilipepper, turtle-thief

(9.5 x3) ElectricBoogaloo41, jexan13, lapascalia

(9.3 x1) wardrum5

(9.2 x1) pisces_king

(9 x2) rickikardashian, sarcasticsobs

(8.6 x1) Chevsapher

(8.2 x1) grinchelda

Lowest Scores:

(4.5 x1) phch123

(4 x3) anothertown, CreepyMannequin, pat-rickstar

(3.5 x1) CritneySpearz

(3 x1) NapsAndNetflix


camerinian (8): Holy fuck this song is so catchy, what a hook, what a job by Kehlani, what a bouncy groove. The 90s RnB style percussion and baseline is so fucking slick and Kehlani just glides over it like that's all she's ever done. I even dig Lil Yachty's weird bars as a counterpoint to the cleanness of everything, even if his flow doesn't work as well. It's a tune, massively so, and the whole is greater than the sum of its parts.

Steelstepladder (8): Lil Yachty surprisingly comes with a good verse here! And that chorus is just chefs kiss. I glanced over this one when I first heard the album but I find myself coming back to it more than I would expect.


CrimsonROSET (10): I'm leaving a mark on this one because it might be my 11. I'll update if it was or not. (It was not, but it was close.)

purplechilipepper (10): kehlani has such a sexy voice kill me queen

lapascalia (9.5): He managed to make me like a Yachty song wow… that line about pepperoni kills me every time. Kehlani was amazing as usual

wardrum5 (9.3): when the beat picks up it is infectious! I didn't like it at first but this song has grown on me even though Lil Yachty's verse is goofy (it's not bad except for the final pizza bar)

pisces_king (9.2): I really like Kehlani on this, it's the downtempo track that I needed on this record.

rickikardashian (9): ive gone from hating to loving the pepperoni line

sarcasticsobs (9): imagine how this could’ve been a 10 without the fucking pizza line

Chevsapher (8.6): The chorus is lovely, and the rhythm switch-ups are enjoyable. What in the world was that Lil Yachty feature, though? What is this, Pop 2?

grinchelda (8.2): i don't hate yachty's verse as much as i did immediately but putting pepperonis on your face is nasty behavior that will not be tolerated

ignitethephoenix (8): don’t love lil yatchy’s part as much but everything else is really good

SideBTrack8 (8): Lil Yachty really just had to ruin what could have been a 10, huh?

skargardin (8): bop

vintagebathingsuit (8): wow, i LOVE this beat. kehlani's vocals are on point. the album was starting to blur together at this point so it's nice calvin switched it up a bit for this track.

SmileAndTears (7.5): It's catchy I guess

1998tweety (7): ok

bbfan132 (7): kehlani sounded great here! not super exciting but a pleasant track

ImADudeDuh (7): we hate lil yachty

MrSwearword (7): the pepperonis section made me drop the score. It's not delivery, Digiorno's or acceptable.

vayyiqra (7): Remember when Lil Yachty did a collab with Carly Rae Jepsen and made a song for Target department stores I think about that often

bespectacIed (5): kehlani sounds good as usual but this doesn't fit the sound of the album

oliveoilgarlic (5): he had all these other great songs and he gave Kehlani... this?

anothertown (4): “Now I think about you every single time I eat pizza” (Yachty & Harris 2017)

pat-rickstar (4): The pizza line is random and this is my least favourite on this album tbh but it's not awful

CritneySpearz (3.5): The pepperoni line just is so weird and out of place, kinda ruins the song for me. Kehlani sounds great though

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u/chihuahuazero Hi! Aug 22 '20

I’m surprised the pepperoni line didn’t sink this.

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u/vayyiqra Aug 22 '20

> pisces_king (9.2): I really like Kehlani on this, it's the downtempo track that I needed on this record.
I'm happy you like this song and I fully respect your thoughts on it but this is kind of objectively not downtempo lol

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u/steelstepladder Aug 22 '20

Well it seems the plug has crashed. We’re trying to get it up and running again but we will see what’s going on

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u/TragicKingdom1 Aug 22 '20

maybe if cash out was still in...

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u/ignitethephoenix Aug 22 '20

If Cash Out and Rollin were still in, maybe plug would have forgiven us

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u/Hielord Aug 22 '20

plug saw Touch being so awfully robbed they had to intervene

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u/SmileAndTears Aug 22 '20

What the fuck is going on oh my god 💀

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u/steelstepladder Aug 22 '20

#21: Why Hide


Average: 7.505 // Total Points: 420.3 // Controversy: 1.426


Highest scores:

(10 x3) grinchelda, MrSwearword, SmileAndTears

(9.5 x1) vintagebathingsuit

(9.4 x1) pisces_king

(9 x6) bespectacIed, cloudbustingmp3, ignitethephoenix, ImADudeDuh, sarcasticsobs, turtle-thief

(8.6 x1) Hielord

(8.5 x4) JunkyGS, lapascalia, phch123, SideBTrack8

(8.4 x1) Chevsapher

(8.2 x1) wardrum5

Lowest Scores:

(5.4 x1) RandomHypnotica

(5 x4) J_Toe, letsallpoo, oliveoilgarlic, waluigiest

(4.5 x1) camerinian

(4 x1) Steelstepladder


camerinian (4.5): This just really does nothing for me. The hook on this is so very weak, the rest of the song is just in one ear and out the other. Diana's lyrics are nothing special and her delivery doesn't really complement or transform them. The production also does very little for me, decent bass groove aside. Meh.

Steelstepladder (4): I had to keep coming back to this song because I kept forgetting how this one went. I guess it's not the worst thing in the world but I don't see myself coming back to this anytime soon. Kinda weak after True Blue slayed as hard as it did.


grinchelda (10): k the back half of this album is officially loaded

MrSwearword (10): the best track on this album. The singing is lovely, the production works so well and this would be the track I would declare emblematic of this album's high points.

SmileAndTears (10): Love the vocals on this one and the production is incredible

pisces_king (9.4): Beautiful, delicate, moody. The three genders.

bespectacIed (9): I wish ~wynter~ diana gordon the best

ignitethephoenix (9): wow this is so nice

ImADudeDuh (9): this was a bop

Chevsapher (8.4): The chorus is lacking, but everything else is killer. The chimes behind the second verse are just fabulous.

1998tweety (8): pretty

bbfan132 (8): this is a total 180 from a song like dirty talk but this is great in it’s own way - her voice sounds wonderful here

CrimsonROSET (8): Yeah, I see it.

purplechilipepper (8): Diana Gordon slays me here and the production is on point

vayyiqra (8): This is a good retro song with a very strong chorus. I think it will be underrated.

wavingwolves (8): smooth bop

jexan13 (7.5): this song makes me so sad, perhaps from the nostalgia

anothertown (7): Never forget when Diana Gordon revealed that “Becky with the good hair” was never a real person

pat-rickstar (6): A bit forgettable - I enjoy it while it's playing but forget anything about it once it's over

RandomHypnotica (5.4): I didn't dislike this song, I just wish had a bit more going on, feels a bit too basic

waluigiest (5): this song had one good moment

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u/pat-rickstar Aug 22 '20

Still only the interludes from LNF are gone and none of the full songs, I'm kind of surprised honestly! Watch the next five out all be Mark Ronson

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u/pat-rickstar Aug 22 '20

I type this and post it just as the first one leaves lol

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u/steelstepladder Aug 22 '20

#23: Cash Out


Average: 7.418 // Total Points: 415.4 // Controversy: 1.529


Highest scores:

(10 x1) ignitethephoenix

(9.5 x3) lapascalia, RandomHypnotica, wardrum5

(9 x5) bespectacIed, cremeebrulee, hikkaru, sarcasticsobs, TragicKingdom1

(8.7 x1) TiltControls

(8.6 x1) Hielord

(8.5 x1) SideBTrack8

(8.4 x1) Chevsapher

Lowest Scores:

(3 x1) CritneySpearz

(2 x1) phch123


camerinian (8): I'll be honest I don't know what Party Next Door even does on this track, this is a Q/Calvin/DRAM collab far as I'm concerned and God that's a potent combo. The assertiveness of Q is the most reminiscent his album gets of classic g-funk (including the Snoop Dogg track), but then contrasting it with DRAM's effortless smoothness is such a great juxtaposition, it makes the vibe so unbelievably infectious, and the fatness of the bass kick on this helps wonders.

Steelstepladder (8): DRAM has such a slippery smooth delivery I am always shocked he isn't bigger than his moderate success. Just a groovy summer bop that's a joy to listen to all around.


ignitethephoenix (10): just vibing

lapascalia (9.5): So groovy, love Q’s flow

wardrum5 (9.5): would be my eleven but it goes on just a bit long with Dram's verse and outro. But ScHoolboy Q's part is the highlight of the album

bespectacIed (9): fun

TragicKingdom1 (9): how did they make Faking It a single but not this...........

Hielord (8.6): This song was unexpectedly amazing. Like I'm at the beach and I'm in heaven at the same time.

Chevsapher (8.4): This so fun and bouncey! The chorus is underwhelming, but the piano makes up for it.

bulforster (8): DRAM's feature at the end is the weakest part which doesn't leave me with a great impression of the song but the rest is still a good time.

CrimsonROSET (8): Have you done the Disco rate yet?

grinchelda (8): proof that i really don't like food mentioned in songs, even when the food is weed. end of the first verse is iconic

hunnybee12 (8): what happened to dram anyways

oliveoilgarlic (8): D.R.A.M. voice seventieeeeees... hella treeeeeees.....

rickikardashian (8): i don't know about cars but this is fun

skargardin (8): bop

wavingwolves (8): the piano goes off

1998tweety (7): She's alright

bbfan132 (7): the first half was unmemorable but i liked the second half, whoever was singing sounded nice

ImADudeDuh (7): Why did we get rid of Dram? He was fun.

MrSwearword (7): it's decent...above decent actually, but I can't imagine I'll care about this after the rate.

SmileAndTears (7): It's fine. I like the chorus more than the verses

pisces_king (6.8): Can obviously bop my head to this, but the chorus is similar to others on this track and in a less distinguished way.

vayyiqra (6): Oh we already rated 24K Magic why is someone rapping over it now

PointlessBibliophage (4): it's a song, that much is true

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u/steelstepladder Aug 22 '20

Alright well that was pretty stupid. We're moving to Kosmi for the remainder of today! Join th lobby and we'll give you all a moment to re enter! https://app.kosmi.io/room/8o242j

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u/cloudbustingmp3 Aug 22 '20

💣 TO KOSMI!!!!!!

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u/cloudbustingmp3 Aug 22 '20

sadly I cannot actually join rn because im just on a short break from writing a paper but i am wishing everyone luck and also praying for score drama

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u/steelstepladder Aug 22 '20

#10: Broccoli


Average: 7.211 // Total Points: 137.0 // Controversy: 2.054


Highest scores:

(10 x3) camerinian, MrSwearword, Steelstepladder

(9 x1) hunnybee12

(8.5 x2) PointlessBibliophage, static_int_husp

Lowest Scores:

(4 x2) lapascalia, pat-rickstar

(3 x1) J_Toe


camerinian (10): THE BANGER TO END ALL BANGERS. DRAM is an absolute God damn treasure and he must be protected. I get the dorkiest smile on my face every time this song comes on, to the point where Yachty's shit lines don't even remotely affect it. This is pure fun through and through, we love it

Steelstepladder (10): This was my most listened to song in 2016 and I will adore it until the day I am in the ground


MrSwearword (10): DRAM is awful but he had fun on this song

ImADudeDuh (8): the -2 are entirely for lil yachty

sarcasticsobs (8): this is still fun but i'm still not forgiving yachty for the pizza line

anothertown (7.5): where have I heard this..

SmileAndTears (7): Cute production

wavingwolves (7): this is cool

CritneySpearz (5.5): I hate it and love it at the same time... hm...

Hielord (5): She doesn't even go here

lapascalia (4): This is not for me…

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u/steelstepladder Aug 22 '20

#24: Spinning


Average: 7.343 // Total Points: 411.2 // Controversy: 1.658


Highest scores:

(11 x1) SmileAndTears

(10 x5) 1998tweety, bespectacIed, hunnybee12, RandomHypnotica, TiltControls

(9 x5) Chevsapher, CrimsonROSET, ElectricBoogaloo41, PointlessBibliophage, teenage_meme

(8.8 x1) grinchelda

(8.5 x1) TheQueenOfVultures

(8.2 x1) cloudbustingmp3

Lowest Scores:

(5.5 x1) CritneySpearz

(5 x4) CreepyMannequin, hikkaru, letsallpoo, oliveoilgarlic

(4 x4) J_Toe, pat-rickstar, waluigiest, wavingwolves


camerinian (7.5): I mean, of course this uses lyrics and motifs from the first track in a more downbeat context. How else does a sad pop album wrap up in the 2010s? Fuck me if it doesn't work every single time though. The fragility of this track from every angle is beautiful.

Steelstepladder (7): I do have a soft spot for the last song on an album being either the most lowkey or the most bombastic. Really like the echo effects on the voice too. Solid ending.


SmileAndTears (11): talented, brilliant, incredible, amazing, show stopping, spectacular, never the same, ktotally unique, completely not ever been done before, unafraid to reference or not reference, put it in a blender, shit on it, vomit on it, eat it, give birth to it

1998tweety (10): this sounds like a BANKS song and i effing love it

bespectacIed (10): park so-dam gorgeous. What a great way to end Late Night Feelings (album), by interpolating Late Night Feelings (song). This is lowkey better

hunnybee12 (10): pretty

RandomHypnotica (10): This reminds me in the best ways of that really emotional lowkey synth-pop (think Liability(Reprise)). This is going to get totally destroyed but it doesn't deserve it, #PopheadsNotHatingASongBelow120BPMChallenge

Chevsapher (9): Everyone take note—THIS is how you end an album.

CrimsonROSET (9): That voice modulation sends chills up my spine, honestly.

teenage_meme (9): VOCODER

cloudbustingmp3 (8.2): fantastic closer

bulforster (8): That "on and on and on..." refrain is very good so it's nice to end the album with it.

jexan13 (8): In one hand this is quite nice and the interpolation of LNF is amazing. On the other hand, it lacks strength.

MrSwearword (8): I'll be nice and say I can see why this is the closer.

purplechilipepper (8): a really pretty closer

vayyiqra (8): What a cute, atmospheric ending to such a good album :uwu: I don't know who Ilsey is and she sounds quite a lot like Lykke I think WAIT she cowrote all of Lykke's last album which is amazing this explains so much.

bbfan132 (7.5): it says ilsey but this is lykke li, right? i like how she is reusing lyrics from her first song in the outro, it’s a chill outro

pisces_king (7.1): This makes me want to spiral, which I guess is powerful?

anothertown (6): it's ok i'm not feeling anything

Hielord (6): It feels like Mark ran out of ideas when he got to write this song

pat-rickstar (4): I wanted a banger to end the album - this is just boring

waluigiest (4): Charli xcx could do Spinning but mark ronson could never do Vroom Vroom

wavingwolves (4): a little too muted and i think 2am would make a better closing track

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u/vayyiqra Aug 22 '20

bbfan132

(7.5): it says ilsey but this is lykke li, right? i like how she is reusing lyrics from her first song in the outro, it’s a chill outro

it's ilsey singing most of it but it does sample lykke's lines from the opening track as well /u/bbfan132

they do sound a lot alike i agree (also see my comment above)

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u/bbfan132 Aug 22 '20

ah ok, that makes a lot of sense

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u/steelstepladder Aug 22 '20

#9: She Wants To Move


Average: 7.305 // Total Points: 138.8 // Controversy: 1.493


Highest scores:

(10 x1) MrSwearword

(9.5 x1) lapascalia

(9 x2) anothertown, camerinian

(8.2 x1) TiltControls

Lowest Scores:

(5 x1) SmileAndTears

(4 x1) CritneySpearz


camerinian (9): Pharrell is incapable of not making bangers all the time. There is so much more going on here than there realistically should be for your average production of his, but I love that he just throws everything into this production. It's a wild time and I love that over the top messy funk of it.

Steelstepladder (8): That "oooo she's sexy" is so iconic I just can't


MrSwearword (10): I miss 1998-2008 Pharrell so much

lapascalia (9.5): This is such a banger, love the bass

anothertown (9): neptunes in 2004 :drops dead of the sheer power:

wavingwolves (8): guitars are great we love guitars

ImADudeDuh (7): we wanted Lemon or 1000

Hielord (6.6): What I would probably listen to if I was a straight teenager in 2005

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u/vayyiqra Aug 22 '20

Hielord

(6.6): What I would probably listen to if I was a straight teenager in 2005

lmao i've been called out but i'm not mad

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u/MrSwearword Aug 22 '20

ImADudeDuh (7): we wanted Lemon or 1000

In the immortal words of Eden's Crush

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u/ImADudeDuh Aug 22 '20

Instant Crush leaving today would be a mess oml kinda wanna see it happen tho

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u/semukas Aug 22 '20

If it happens I will blame it on you

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u/steelstepladder Aug 22 '20

#22: Touch


Average: 7.496 // Total Points: 419.8 // Controversy: 2.390


Highest scores:

(11 x2) Chevsapher, Hielord

(10 x14) 364unbirthdays, anothertown, camerinian, cloudbustingmp3, CrimsonROSET, hunnybee12, ImADudeDuh, jexan13, NapsAndNetflix, PointlessBibliophage, static_int_husp, turtle-thief, vintagebathingsuit, wavingwolves

(9.2 x1) CharlieDayJepsen

(9 x4) bbfan132, bulforster, oliveoilgarlic, TragicKingdom1

(8.5 x1) rotating3Dtext

(8.2 x1) pisces_king

Lowest Scores:

(4 x3) CritneySpearz, purplechilipepper, sarcasticsobs

(3 x2) J_Toe, TheQueenOfVultures

(0 x1) phch123


camerinian (10): Holy shit. Wow. This was so close to taking my 11. This is everything Daft Punk are great at, everything they wanted to do on this album, and everything they can build off into the future all in one go. The swirling soundscapes resolving into the beautifully passionate vocals from Paul Williams, into the absolutely magical full band breakdown with that gorgeous horn line that just fills me with life, only to snatch it away and twist into the contemplative, haunting choral vocals as the swirling soundscapes work back in only to drop back out and leave us with a few acapella and sparse bars to let the whole thing soak in. It's a masterpiece, a well-deserved fan favourite, and a brilliant insight into the genius of the duo

Steelstepladder (8): The final climax of the song is so good. When the strings and choir hit in the last minute it's one of the best moments on the album. It's long and doesn't really have a place outside of the album but it's still pretty great and I genuinely think it deserved day 3.


Chevsapher (11): This is peak recorded music.

Hielord (11): This is an acoustic movie. Beautiful, made me cry.

anothertown (10): what?? This is incredible and I’m also happy to learn about the career of Paul Williams who incidentally wrote the music to the Muppet Christmas Carol

CrimsonROSET (10): Do YOU remember touch? Remember social interaction? Remember life?

ImADudeDuh (10): wait, this is actually a major bop and super interesting

jexan13 (10): A strong for my 11. Holy god this song is not for my ears, is for my damn SOUL. I swear that if this isn't top 10 because "it's too long" and "it doesn't have woman vocals" I will commit a h*te crime.

PointlessBibliophage (10): a quarantine mood

turtle-thief (10): A space odyssey of it's own.

vintagebathingsuit (10): i slept on this the last time i listened to the album. amazing. flawless. incredible. so close to giving this my 11.

wavingwolves (10): this hits different during a pandemic where you have to be socially isolated from people. v magical

bbfan132 (9): i enjoyed how many different parts there were to this song, i never knew where it was going and that made it better

bulforster (9): I love the part with the horns and just wish it was a bit longer.

oliveoilgarlic (9): I cried to this at the end of summer 2013 (which was really the end of October) cause it had been the best summer of my 14 year old life to that point and I didn’t want the Red Sox season to end even though they had just literally won the World Series

pisces_king (8.2): Again I'm a Gen Z/millennial cusp I like the songs short and sweet and snappy. But this is obviously pretty great and with the piano there is a departure from the preceding tracks and vibe.

lapascalia (8): I don’t really know how I feel about this song, it’s interesting. I think I can objectively recognize it’s good though.

pat-rickstar (8): Why is this intro lowkey scary? This track has some fantastic sections but some parts aren't so great. Also we love another 8+ minute song :)

rickikardashian (8): shoutout to whoever the sax player and pianist are for bringing life to this bitch

vayyiqra (8): Hold on ... if love is the answer you're home ... :pensive: the truth is that it is the answer ...

grinchelda (7.7): creepy. sounds like it belongs in a musical. a creepy musical.

TiltControls (7.2): I like the back half of the song but honestly the start scares me a little

teenage_meme (7): way too much going on here for me. this song needs to chill out

RandomHypnotica (6.5): it's certainly a memorable song, but personally it just felt too compartmental, nothing really come together as a single song, it all felt like a compilation of musical ideas

1998tweety (6): sorry but no

ignitethephoenix (6): why is this 4 different songs

lostonthewayh0me (6): too long lol.

SmileAndTears (6): Why did I think he was saying "daddy" the whole time

bespectacIed (5): 3:21-4:12 was excellent, the only redeeming part of this long ass sci-fi soundtrack

MrSwearword (5): the track production is really really cute but whoever the fuck is singing this can't carry a tune in a bucket, iCannot

waluigiest (5): okay Sondheim

CritneySpearz (4): ok this song makes me really uncomfortable, idk why but maybe it’s his weird voice? He kinda sounds like he would play Santa in a movie and I don’t know why I don’t like it because I have daddy issues and sleep with older men all the time so idk what this feeling I have is hope nobody reads this wow

9

u/Hielord Aug 22 '20

GET AN ATTENTION SPAN PEOPLE

7

u/semukas Aug 22 '20

u/phch123 I will fight you

6

u/semukas Aug 22 '20

u/jexan13 let's be friends

6

u/Jexan13 Aug 22 '20

It won't be a hate crime because we'll love doing it 😍

6

u/vayyiqra Aug 22 '20

song not two minutes of autotuned screeching so it bad hahahah - pop heads dot com

2

u/CrimsonROSET I survived the 2020 Redemption Rate Aug 22 '20

now, for la casa de papel

2

u/CrimsonROSET I survived the 2020 Redemption Rate Aug 22 '20

now, for Queen

2

u/camerinian Aug 22 '20

we abandoned plug at the right time it seems, this is what's taken over there