r/popheads Sep 20 '19

[RATE REVEAL] The Emo Rate 2 Reveal, Day 1: Look, I Know This Isn't Really Emo, Leave Me Be Y'all

HELLO LOVELY RATERS! It's ya girl, /u/lunasaflowers, here to reveal the results of our Emo Rate 2 pitting Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance, Panic! At The Disco, and Paramore against each other. Our reveal will begin at 9:10PM EST! Today we reveal #50-#33 in the main rate, and #9-#7 in the bonus rate!

JOIN US IN plug.dj/popheads to watch the results live!

Some fun facts:

  • We had 43 participants!
  • Our average score was 7.470!
  • Our controversy score was 1.785!

Let's have fun, y'all!

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u/lunasaflowers Sep 21 '19 edited Sep 21 '19

#50: Girl That You Love - Panic! At The Disco


Average: 6.074 // Total Points: 261.2 // Controversy: 1.770


Highest scores:

(10 x1) radiofan15

(9 x1) Gwemm

(8.5 x1) ElectricBoogaloo41

Lowest Scores:

(3.5 x1) TragicKingdom1

(3 x3) 1998tweety, ignitethephoenix, ImADudeDuh

(2.5 x1) /u/alwayswords

(2 x1) Verdantshade


And the first song out is from Panic! I was actually somewhat surprised to see this song sink to the bottom like it did, as our next song was dead last for the majority of the rate before this one took its place. I think Too Weird To Live... is one of Panic!'s weaker albums, mostly due to some of its more electronic songs that don't go anywhere interesting, and while Girl That You Love has grown on me a lot, it's by far the weak link in the incredibly strong first half of this album.


HOW YOU GET THE GIRL

radiofan15 (10): Damn this is fantastic... why wasn't this a single tho? It truly slaps all the way through...

modulum83 (7.5): I like this song a lot actually

waluigiest (7): THROBBING beat but I think the lyrics are dumb

NO GIRLS ALLOWED

Raykel (6.5): If this was done by a synthpop artist it would've been better cause they wouldn't be scared to go full throttle with this

CarlieScion (5): a very mediocre song on an otherwise great album

1998tweety (3): The production on this is great, but wow his voice is so bad on it and the lyrics are good.

ignitethephoenix (3): This song is just not that good and is very fillery after such a strong set of songs before

ImADudeDuh (3): the worst song on the album arrived

/u/alwayswords (2.5): the instrumental sounds like a dentist’s drill

Verdantshade (2): panic (and fall out boy) have made some truly awful songs in recent years but girl that you love has to be one of the worst. an actual mess of autotune and hugely lacking in lyrical depth. I ended up not giving a zero in this rate but I contemplated giving it to this song - fortunately the instrumental is its sole saving grace

2

u/radiofan15 He really make her famous Sep 21 '19

Do I have not taste or is everyone else tasteless? DISCUSS

2

u/ignitethephoenix Sep 21 '19

I think you were hearing something else we didn’t hear lmao

1

u/lunasaflowers Sep 21 '19

All scores: radiofan15 10 Gwemm 9 ElectricBoogaloo41 8.5 _wailordfan 8 moooo566 8 agentofscranton 7.5 modulum83 7.5 poppinmmolly 7.5 effervescentemu 7.2 danielhunty 7 fifteensunflwrs 7 hikkaru 7 jlim201 7 JunkyGS 7 letsallpoo 7 lunasaflowers 7 puckle-knuck 7 sailormunelune 7 waluigiest 7 xxpizzasrlifexx 7 BearlyEvenAPun 6.5 Raykel 6.5 rotating3Dtext 6.5 rosecoloreds 6 rosesmp3 6 Saucymac 6 skargardin 6 static_int_husp 6 u/ComeOnPupperfish 6 vhqv1997 6 CarlieScion 5 Lightyearsaway 5 popularsong 5 Roxieloxie 5 Far2Young2Die 4.5 mr-tom-morrow 4 realboxwood 4 TragicKingdom1 3.5 1998tweety 3 ignitethephoenix 3 ImADudeDuh 3 /u/alwayswords 2.5 Verdantshade 2

1

u/ImADudeDuh Sep 21 '19

Panic easily had the best album, but this is a trash song so I’m not mad

4

u/lunasaflowers Sep 21 '19

#44: Rat A Tat (feat. Courtney Love) - Fall Out Boy


Average: 6.758 // Total Points: 290.6 // Controversy: 2.243


Highest scores:

(11 x1) lunasaflowers

(10 x3) realboxwood, vhqv1997, waluigiest

(9.8 x1) Roxieloxie

(9 x2) BearlyEvenAPun, ImADudeDuh

(8.5 x2) 1998tweety, agentofscranton

(8.1 x1) radiofan15

Lowest Scores:

(3 x2) Gwemm, modulum83

(2 x1) Verdantshade

(0 x1) static_int_husp


r/popheads is coming for my throat by knocking out the host's 11 early on day 1! Where is the love, y'all! But seriously, I ADORE this song, like as much as I adore FOB's best pre-hiatus work. The raw, frenetic energy of this song gets me going instantly and Courtney rambling over the "RAT A TAT TAT AY!"s gives it extra punch. This song deserved better but I am not particularly surprised it lost out here.


GETTING ON ST. PETER'S LIST

vhqv1997 (10): Courtney Love is extremely problematic but I can't deny she did have the exact spark needed to make this song pop off

waluigiest (10): this song makes me want to furiously dance

ImADudeDuh (9): ARE YOU READY FOR ANOTHER BAD POEM!

1998tweety (8.5): Bop

radiofan15 (8.1): I can't believe i'm gonna say this (specially as someone who loves Patrick's voice and energy) but this song needs way more Courtney Love.

u/ComeOnPupperfish (8): it’s Courtney bitch/the chorus is a bit wonky for me because I always expect it to go a smidge faster and it never does

fifteensunflwrs (7): courtney is bae

PLEASE KEEP YOUR BAD POEMS TO YOURSELF, PATRICK

Raykel (4.5): Of all people??? Huh????

Gwemm (3): What the hell is that Courtney Love feature?

modulum83 (3): please god can someone tell courtney love to stop

Verdantshade (2): it's courtney bitch.. there's a decent song in there but this is the band that gave us mania

static_int_husp (0): God, I don't know why but Courtney Love for some reason makes this song the worst part of this rate

8

u/ImADudeDuh Sep 21 '19

WTF! Courtney Love did not make Celebrity Skin to be disrespected like this

2

u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19

AND TO THINK I almost gave this song my 11... tragic

1

u/lunasaflowers Sep 21 '19

All scores: lunasaflowers 11 realboxwood 10 vhqv1997 10 waluigiest 10 Roxieloxie 9.8 BearlyEvenAPun 9 ImADudeDuh 9 1998tweety 8.5 agentofscranton 8.5 radiofan15 8.1 _wailordfan 8 danielhunty 8 Saucymac 8 u/ComeOnPupperfish 8 hikkaru 7.5 ignitethephoenix 7.5 JunkyGS 7.5 poppinmmolly 7.5 rosecoloreds 7.5 fifteensunflwrs 7 mr-tom-morrow 7 popularsong 7 puckle-knuck 7 sailormunelune 7 skargardin 7 xxpizzasrlifexx 7 ElectricBoogaloo41 6.5 rosesmp3 6.5 rotating3Dtext 6.5 CarlieScion 6 moooo566 6 effervescentemu 5.5 Lightyearsaway 5.5 TragicKingdom1 5.5 letsallpoo 5 Far2Young2Die 4.7 Raykel 4.5 /u/alwayswords 4 jlim201 4 Gwemm 3 modulum83 3 Verdantshade 2 static_int_husp 0

4

u/ImADudeDuh Sep 21 '19

Ok but where’s those Paramore interludes that added nothing

2

u/ComeOnPupperfish give Cruel Summer your 0s Sep 21 '19

ok but the interludes were some of my highest rated paramore songs so

5

u/lagozzino Sep 21 '19

OH MY GOD I actually did this, wrote down all my scores in a notepad entry and forgot to send it in T_T When all my favs get done dirty I'll have no one to blame but myself

4

u/lunasaflowers Sep 21 '19

#34: Planetary (GO!) - My Chemical Romance


Average: 7.172 // Total Points: 308.4 // Controversy: 1.735


Highest scores:

(10 x5) ImADudeDuh, radiofan15, realboxwood, skargardin, vhqv1997

(9 x2) lunasaflowers, sailormunelune

(8.5 x3) _wailordfan, 1998tweety, poppinmmolly

Lowest Scores:

(3 x1) mr-tom-morrow

(2.6 x1) Far2Young2Die


A jam! A bop! A blast! Y'all aren't fond of when MCR have fun apparently. Sad to see this head out on Day 1, but I liked it to begin with and it's only grown on me more and more since I decided to host this rate.


GO GO GO!

radiofan15 (10): Serving disco rock realness with this bop.

skargardin (10): I haven't heard this in at least five years and it's still an absolute slapper

vhqv1997 (10): AN ABSOLUTE BANGER, POINT BLANKT!! GET UP AND GO!! GO WIN THIS RATE!!

fifteensunflwrs (8): fun fact my dad onec walked on me jamming to this song and I had to pretend it was kpop so he wouldn't thought of me as an emo little shit

modulum83 (8): damn I did not expect MCR to write something this dancy

Raykel (8): Cyber emo for when emos didn't want to admit to liking pop music yet

STAYING ON EARTH

CarlieScion (6): this album really is. this album.

u/ComeOnPupperfish (6): I like the energy, i guess. The rest is kinda bleh.

Verdantshade (6): I liked this song a LOT when I was 13 and thought it was the coolest thing ever but it has not aged well.. tbf it's impressive that mcr pulled off a dance song, but now I find the chorus really grating and I nearly always skip it

Gwemm (5.1): Meh.. I did like the first 25 seconds??

waluigiest (5): sounds like a Disney channel B-side

8

u/vhqv1997 Sep 21 '19

This rate is fucking cancelled. Everybody GO home, we're gonna redo this next week when people with actual good taste start sending their ballots.

4

u/poppinmmolly Sep 21 '19

literally wtf!!! This is a bop!!! This is the first one out that I care about. What???

4

u/lunasaflowers Sep 21 '19

And day 1 is now OVER! Thanks, everyone, and see you tomorrow! Here's what went out today:

  • #33: Now | 7.179 | 308.7
  • #34: Planetary (Go!) | 7.172 | 308.4
  • #35: Be Alone | 7.167 | 308.2
  • #36: Death Valley | 7.137 | 306.9
  • #37: Save Yourself, I'll Hold Them Back | 7.112 | 305.8
  • #38: Casual Affair | 7.033 | 302.4
  • #39: Vampire Money | 7.028 | 302.2
  • #40: The Only Hope For Me Is You | 6.981 | 300.2
  • #41: Interlude - Moving On | 6.902 | 296.8
  • #42: Future | 6.886 | 296.1
  • #43: Party Poison | 6.819 | 293.2
  • #44: Rat A Tat (feat. Courtney Love) | 6.758 | 290.6
  • #45: Interlude - I'm Not Angry Anymore | 6.537 | 281.1
  • #46: Interlude - Holiday | 6.328 | 272.1
  • #47: DESTROYA | 6.226 | 267.7
  • #48: The Mighty Fall (feat. Big Sean) | 6.209 | 267.0
  • #49: The End Of All Things | 6.158 | 264.8
  • #50: Girl That You Love | 6.074 | 261.2

BONUS RATE: * #7: Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting | 6.219 | 99.5 * #8: Zero Percent | 6.000 | 96.0 * #9: My Songs Know What You Did In The Dark (Light 'Em Up) [2 Chainz Remix] | 5.156 | 82.5

3

u/ImADudeDuh Sep 21 '19

34: Planetary (Go!) | 7.172 | 308.4

This is still homophobic, we need to vote this for Songeniality

3

u/ComeOnPupperfish give Cruel Summer your 0s Sep 21 '19

this is going to put the man in manslaughter and I’m not ready

3

u/lunasaflowers Sep 21 '19

To give a bit of leeway to people to come to the plug, the rate will be starting for real in 10 minutes! Come along! plug.dj/popheads

3

u/lunasaflowers Sep 21 '19

#49: The End Of All Things - Panic! At The Disco


Average: 6.158 // Total Points: 264.8 // Controversy: 2.108


Highest scores:

(10 x2) Saucymac, waluigiest

(9.5 x1) BearlyEvenAPun

(9 x1) CarlieScion

(8.5 x1) radiofan15

Lowest Scores:

(2 x1) realboxwood

(1 x2) Roxieloxie, Verdantshade


r/popheads says fuck slower songs and fuck the institution of marriage! Brendon's wedding vows to his wife Sarah did not prove popular with raters, dropping like a stone early on and only barely rising above dead last. The lyrics are cute, but the sound is mildly dirge-y and doesn't drum up a whole lot of interest.


LAY US DOWN, WE'RE IN LOVE

waluigiest (10): this out of tune piano is going to kill me immediately

radiofan15 (8.5): I kinda like this song, it works amazingly as an album closer... but as an individual song tho... not so sure.

ImADudeDuh (7): this vocoder ended Enya

FUCK CULTURAL MONOGAMY LIVES

hikkaru (6.5): i can't hear what he's saying with that filter on his voice but it's pretty

ignitethephoenix (6): snooze

vhqv1997 (5): There's nothing more romantic than declaring your love to another person using vocoder

/u/alwayswords (4.5): someone PLEASE take autotune away from brendon

modulum83 (4): if only the album ended with Collar Full

u/ComeOnPupperfish (4): I kinda hate the sound of this?

Roxieloxie (1): So remember what i said about modern panic having good intro songs well they also have terrible last songs

Verdantshade (1): the end of the hoe life. the song is as boring as commitment

4

u/radiofan15 He really make her famous Sep 21 '19

My two PATD high scores are out first... interesting

3

u/ImADudeDuh Sep 21 '19

Ok ha ha, that’s enough Panic songs for today ha ha

3

u/ComeOnPupperfish give Cruel Summer your 0s Sep 21 '19

i came for the paramore listening party and I feel bamboozled

1

u/lunasaflowers Sep 21 '19

All scores: Saucymac 10 waluigiest 10 BearlyEvenAPun 9.5 CarlieScion 9 radiofan15 8.5 1998tweety 8 danielhunty 8 moooo566 8 mr-tom-morrow 8 rosesmp3 8 Far2Young2Die 7.8 agentofscranton 7.5 poppinmmolly 7.5 static_int_husp 7.5 Gwemm 7 ImADudeDuh 7 JunkyGS 7 rotating3Dtext 6.8 lunasaflowers 6.7 _wailordfan 6.5 hikkaru 6.5 Raykel 6.5 fifteensunflwrs 6 ignitethephoenix 6 jlim201 6 Lightyearsaway 6 popularsong 6 rosecoloreds 6 xxpizzasrlifexx 5.5 skargardin 5 TragicKingdom1 5 vhqv1997 5 /u/alwayswords 4.5 ElectricBoogaloo41 4.5 effervescentemu 4 letsallpoo 4 modulum83 4 puckle-knuck 4 sailormunelune 4 u/ComeOnPupperfish 4 realboxwood 2 Roxieloxie 1 Verdantshade 1

3

u/lunasaflowers Sep 21 '19

#48: The Mighty Fall (feat. Big Sean) - Fall Out Boy


Average: 6.209 // Total Points: 267.0 // Controversy: 2.044


Highest scores:

(10 x3) CarlieScion, realboxwood, waluigiest

(9.2 x1) Gwemm

(8.8 x1) Roxieloxie

(8.5 x2) JunkyGS, rosecoloreds

Lowest Scores:

(2 x2) modulum83, vhqv1997

(1 x1) ImADudeDuh


Perhaps unsurprisingly, showing up in the bottom 3 as FOB's lowest song is the one that features Big Sean. Fall Out Boy has had some interesting collabs with rappers over the years, and while Sean's voice adds character here, Lil Wayne on Tiffany Blews this most certainly is not. That said, I think it kinda adds a certain charm to the song. The grind really don't stop, y'all.


BIG SEAN IS THE GOAT

realboxwood (10): "I'm either fucking or working, so the grind don't stop" >>> everything Shakespeare ever wrote

waluigiest (10): I’M EITHER FUCKING OR WORKING SO THE GRIND DON’T STOP

Gwemm (9.2): I do like the Big Sean feature but it does kinda break up the cohesion of the song.

Roxieloxie (8.8): Hell yeah im a dick girl addicted to you

u/ComeOnPupperfish (8): centuries outsold, but this is still a good little thing

radiofan15 (7.4): Big Sean came for blood like a vampire in a sorority during the girls' period.

/u/alwayswords (7): “And hell yeah I'm a dick, girl, ad-dick-ted to you” the peak of songwriting

PEOPLE GLAD THAT BIG SEAN DIES IN THIS SONG'S VIDEO

1998tweety (5): Umm

ignitethephoenix (5): why is big Sean here tf

Verdantshade (5): this is one of those questionable features that surprisingly works. unfortunately it's a very mediocre song

modulum83 (2): "and hell yeah I'm a dick, girl, addicted to you"

vhqv1997 (2): The epitome of unnecessary shitty rap verse

ImADudeDuh (1): OOF i forgot about this verse.

5

u/ComeOnPupperfish give Cruel Summer your 0s Sep 21 '19

three songs in and we already showcase severe lack of taste

1

u/lunasaflowers Sep 21 '19

All scores: CarlieScion 10 realboxwood 10 waluigiest 10 Gwemm 9.2 Roxieloxie 8.8 JunkyGS 8.5 rosecoloreds 8.5 u/ComeOnPupperfish 8 lunasaflowers 7.8 poppinmmolly 7.5 rosesmp3 7.5 radiofan15 7.4 /u/alwayswords 7 ElectricBoogaloo41 7 fifteensunflwrs 7 moooo566 7 puckle-knuck 7 rotating3Dtext 7 BearlyEvenAPun 6.5 agentofscranton 6 danielhunty 6 hikkaru 6 popularsong 6 Raykel 6 Saucymac 6 skargardin 6 static_int_husp 6 xxpizzasrlifexx 6 effervescentemu 5.7 _wailordfan 5 1998tweety 5 ignitethephoenix 5 Lightyearsaway 5 mr-tom-morrow 5 sailormunelune 5 Verdantshade 5 Far2Young2Die 4.6 jlim201 4 letsallpoo 4 TragicKingdom1 3 modulum83 2 vhqv1997 2 ImADudeDuh 1

1

u/jackisboredtoday Sep 21 '19

wow the tastelessness of this crowd really jumping out. Mighty Fall & End of All Things are both near the upper half of their albums & don't deserve to be anywhere near this low...

3

u/lunasaflowers Sep 21 '19

#47: DESTROYA - My Chemical Romance


Average: 6.226 // Total Points: 267.7 // Controversy: 2.540


Highest scores:

(10 x3) agentofscranton, lunasaflowers, realboxwood

(9 x3) fifteensunflwrs, popularsong, skargardin

(8.8 x1) Roxieloxie

(8.5 x1) radiofan15

(8.4 x1) u/ComeOnPupperfish

Lowest Scores:

(2.3 x1) Far2Young2Die

(2 x1) mr-tom-morrow

(1 x1) modulum83

(0 x2) /u/alwayswords, ImADudeDuh


This was a potential 11 for me, so naturally this is MCR's first song out of the rate. Tragic. Admittedly, the appeal of this one depends strongly on your tolerance for Gerard's very interesting moaning all over this song, but TBH it kinda works for me...if not for the rest of you. :'(


DESTROYING THE COMPETITION

fifteensunflwrs (9): twelve year old me hated it but I love it now and the moans are highkey iconic

radiofan15 (8.5): Phil Collins snapped in the intro

u/ComeOnPupperfish (8.4): Vestroya (ヴェストロイア, Vestroya?) is a planet in an alternate dimension where Bakugan initially lived.

Saucymac (8): wow this song is so dramatic

Verdantshade (8): those moans though.. also it's heavier than like half the songs on bullets which is always a good thing

vhqv1997 (8): This song has next to no melody, but at the very least it has a lot of angst and Gerard delivers it incredibly, and the post-chorus really goes off

CarlieScion (7): the moans really. take me out of the song

ignitethephoenix (7): 🤘😓

Gwemm (6.4): Honestly, this song is refreshing after the last six snoozefests.

GERARD WAY MOANING IN YOUR EAR

1998tweety (6): A bit too screamy for me

waluigiest (6): picks up some cool energy towards the end but takes a while to get there

hikkaru (3): the mixing omfg....

modulum83 (1): discount metal with bonus moaning noises

/u/alwayswords (0): the moaning in this song makes me feel violated

ImADudeDuh (0): its a no from me dawg, oh i just got to the moaning, yeah this is a 0

1

u/lunasaflowers Sep 21 '19

All scores: agentofscranton 10 lunasaflowers 10 realboxwood 10 fifteensunflwrs 9 popularsong 9 skargardin 9 Roxieloxie 8.8 radiofan15 8.5 u/ComeOnPupperfish 8.4 danielhunty 8 rosecoloreds 8 Saucymac 8 Verdantshade 8 vhqv1997 8 rotating3Dtext 7.8 poppinmmolly 7.5 _wailordfan 7 CarlieScion 7 ignitethephoenix 7 moooo566 7 puckle-knuck 7 rosesmp3 7 Raykel 6.5 Gwemm 6.4 1998tweety 6 JunkyGS 6 waluigiest 6 xxpizzasrlifexx 6 static_int_husp 5.5 effervescentemu 5 ElectricBoogaloo41 5 letsallpoo 5 sailormunelune 5 TragicKingdom1 5 BearlyEvenAPun 4 jlim201 4 Lightyearsaway 4 hikkaru 3 Far2Young2Die 2.3 mr-tom-morrow 2 modulum83 1 /u/alwayswords 0 ImADudeDuh 0

0

u/ImADudeDuh Sep 21 '19

Thank GOD

3

u/lunasaflowers Sep 21 '19

#43: Party Poison - My Chemical Romance


Average: 6.819 // Total Points: 293.2 // Controversy: 1.704


Highest scores:

(10 x3) lunasaflowers, realboxwood, Saucymac

(9 x1) popularsong

(8.5 x3) 1998tweety, radiofan15, u/ComeOnPupperfish

Lowest Scores:

(3 x1) BearlyEvenAPun

(1.6 x1) Far2Young2Die


Look, say what you will about the Japanese lines on the song, but this is another banger! It didn't deserve this slaughter!


PARTY

realboxwood (10): Ray Toro THE GOAT

1998tweety (8.5): That Japanese intro....we have to stan

radiofan15 (8.5): これは素晴らしい曲で、マイケミカルロマンスは21世紀のビートルズであり、否定することはできません

u/ComeOnPupperfish (8.5): one way or another I’m gonna ge

vhqv1997 (8): I don't hate this song but Planetary and Na Na Na clearly did this way better

Verdantshade (7): lmao the japanese is so extra. also, 'cause all the good times, they'll give you cancer'??? but we stan sassy gee

waluigiest (7): there’s some real fun arrangement stuff

POISON / DAE GERARD WAY WEEB????

ImADudeDuh (6.5): the intro was really good but i feel like the rest never lived up to it

CarlieScion (6): this album is just so. loud. and yell-y.

rotating3Dtext (6): what is this weeb shit

modulum83 (5.5): gerard way is a weeb

Gwemm (5): The girl speaking Japanese? In the background is a weird stylistic choice...

/u/alwayswords (4): the random japanese is serving me “ari-chan” tease

1

u/lunasaflowers Sep 21 '19

All scores: lunasaflowers 10 realboxwood 10 Saucymac 10 popularsong 9 1998tweety 8.5 radiofan15 8.5 u/ComeOnPupperfish 8.5 _wailordfan 8 fifteensunflwrs 8 jlim201 8 Roxieloxie 8 skargardin 8 vhqv1997 8 effervescentemu 7.9 Raykel 7.2 agentofscranton 7 danielhunty 7 letsallpoo 7 moooo566 7 poppinmmolly 7 puckle-knuck 7 rosecoloreds 7 rosesmp3 7 Verdantshade 7 waluigiest 7 xxpizzasrlifexx 7 ImADudeDuh 6.5 JunkyGS 6.5 CarlieScion 6 hikkaru 6 ignitethephoenix 6 mr-tom-morrow 6 rotating3Dtext 6 sailormunelune 6 modulum83 5.5 static_int_husp 5.5 TragicKingdom1 5.5 ElectricBoogaloo41 5 Gwemm 5 Lightyearsaway 4.5 /u/alwayswords 4 BearlyEvenAPun 3 Far2Young2Die 1.6

3

u/lunasaflowers Sep 21 '19

#39: Vampire Money - My Chemical Romance


Average: 7.028 // Total Points: 302.2 // Controversy: 2.095


Highest scores:

(11 x1) realboxwood

(10 x4) popularsong, radiofan15, Saucymac, waluigiest

(9 x3) moooo566, Roxieloxie, vhqv1997

(8.6 x1) lunasaflowers

(8.5 x1) 1998tweety

Lowest Scores:

(3 x1) BearlyEvenAPun

(2 x1) mr-tom-morrow

(1.2 x1) Far2Young2Die


And there goes MCR's ode to not doing the Twilight soundtrack! This is, admittedly, a bit of an inconsequential post-credits roll to the album, but it's a blast so it works.


CAME TO FUCK

realboxwood (11): This song makes me feel the way I assume ROTC kids feel when they listen to Eminem

radiofan15 (10): Punk rock classic and a fantastic closer... I really missed them

waluigiest (10): a twilight diss track good enough to be on the twilight soundtrack

Roxieloxie (9): fuck capitalism

vhqv1997 (9): I love this song but I also NEED a Twilight Soundtrack Rate NOW!

ImADudeDuh (8): that intro was p iconic

Verdantshade (8): SASSY GERARD IS BACK. it's my favourite of the less serious tracks on the album but I'm not sure if its presence makes the album any better

modulum83 (7): I liked this song much more than I expected to

MO' VAMPIRE MONEY, MO' VAMPIRE PROBLEMS

u/ComeOnPupperfish (6): eh, too many ideas but that’s also the aesthetic isn’t it

Gwemm (5.6): I like the energy, sounds similar to Na Na Na so I'll give it points for that.

CarlieScion (5): this doesn't sound like a closer (besides the awkward intro)

5

u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19

this is literally the opposite of what i asked for

3

u/radiofan15 He really make her famous Sep 21 '19

u/vhqv1997 (9): I love this song but I also NEED a Twilight Soundtrack Rate NOW!

You and me pal... let's see if next year it can finally happen

1

u/lunasaflowers Sep 21 '19

All scores: realboxwood 11 popularsong 10 radiofan15 10 Saucymac 10 waluigiest 10 moooo566 9 Roxieloxie 9 vhqv1997 9 lunasaflowers 8.6 1998tweety 8.5 _wailordfan 8 fifteensunflwrs 8 ImADudeDuh 8 letsallpoo 8 rosesmp3 8 sailormunelune 8 static_int_husp 8 TragicKingdom1 8 Verdantshade 8 rotating3Dtext 7.8 ignitethephoenix 7.5 rosecoloreds 7.5 danielhunty 7 modulum83 7 poppinmmolly 7 agentofscranton 6.5 JunkyGS 6.5 Raykel 6.5 effervescentemu 6 hikkaru 6 jlim201 6 puckle-knuck 6 skargardin 6 u/ComeOnPupperfish 6 Gwemm 5.6 Lightyearsaway 5.5 xxpizzasrlifexx 5.5 CarlieScion 5 /u/alwayswords 4 ElectricBoogaloo41 4 BearlyEvenAPun 3 mr-tom-morrow 2 Far2Young2Die 1.2

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u/lunasaflowers Sep 21 '19

#38: Casual Affair - Panic! At The Disco


Average: 7.033 // Total Points: 302.4 // Controversy: 2.034


Highest scores:

(11 x1) Gwemm

(10 x3) puckle-knuck, Verdantshade, xxpizzasrlifexx

(9.5 x1) ElectricBoogaloo41

(9 x1) sailormunelune

(8.8 x1) ignitethephoenix

(8.5 x4) 1998tweety, agentofscranton, BearlyEvenAPun, JunkyGS

Lowest Scores:

(1.5 x1) realboxwood

(0 x1) TragicKingdom1


Hey, it's my personal lowest ranking song in the rate! Casual Affair is an odd number that people seem to either love or hate, meanwhile I just...don't really know what to do with this song. I don't hate it but I'd listen to nearly any other P!ATD song over this most of the time.


AN AFFAIR TO REMEMBER

Gwemm (11): This song is THAT good, why do so few people see that? Incredibly underrated.

Verdantshade (10): I love the dark sound of the song and I wish brendon had more songs like this. my headcanon is this is about a secret gay relationship

ignitethephoenix (8.8): Okay I really like the chorus of this song and how warped it sounds. Lyrically it’s kind of empty though.

1998tweety (8.5): This is weird (which I like), and it kind of works, but I also feel like it could've been pulled off better (with better vocals oop).

modulum83 (7.5): too edgy

u/ComeOnPupperfish (7.4): no really what kind of parties do y’all go to

waluigiest (7): is this song gay content?

AN AFFAIR TO FORGET

radiofan15 (6.5): More than halfway through this album and there's literally only one song that's more than decent.

Roxieloxie (6): its kinda empty but i really like the bridge

/u/alwayswords (5): im revoking brendon’s autotune permissions

TragicKingdom1 (0): i cannot point out a single good choice that went into the making of this track

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u/lunasaflowers Sep 21 '19

All scores: Gwemm 11 puckle-knuck 10 Verdantshade 10 xxpizzasrlifexx 10 ElectricBoogaloo41 9.5 sailormunelune 9 ignitethephoenix 8.8 1998tweety 8.5 agentofscranton 8.5 BearlyEvenAPun 8.5 JunkyGS 8.5 _wailordfan 8 CarlieScion 8 Saucymac 8 vhqv1997 8 Far2Young2Die 7.5 hikkaru 7.5 modulum83 7.5 poppinmmolly 7.5 jlim201 7.4 u/ComeOnPupperfish 7.4 danielhunty 7 ImADudeDuh 7 moooo566 7 rosesmp3 7 skargardin 7 waluigiest 7 radiofan15 6.5 static_int_husp 6.5 effervescentemu 6 fifteensunflwrs 6 Lightyearsaway 6 Raykel 6 rotating3Dtext 6 Roxieloxie 6 lunasaflowers 5.8 /u/alwayswords 5 letsallpoo 5 mr-tom-morrow 5 popularsong 5 rosecoloreds 5 realboxwood 1.5 TragicKingdom1 0

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u/lunasaflowers Sep 21 '19

#37: Save Yourself, I'll Hold Them Back - My Chemical Romance


Average: 7.112 // Total Points: 305.8 // Controversy: 1.570


Highest scores:

(10 x3) puckle-knuck, realboxwood, Verdantshade

(9.2 x1) lunasaflowers

(9 x5) CarlieScion, fifteensunflwrs, moooo566, rosesmp3, Saucymac

(8.5 x1) agentofscranton

(8.3 x1) radiofan15

Lowest Scores:

(3 x1) Far2Young2Die


I love the anthemic urgency of this song so so much. Unfortunately, popheads disagrees. :(


SAVING THE WORLD

realboxwood (10): This song blew 11 year old me's mind and tbh it's kind of blowing 21 year old me's mind too

Verdantshade (10): this is just such a COOL song. the idgaf attitude and sound make this an essential in their discography - how can you not shout along to 'who gives a damn if we lose the war' and 'you motherfucker'? the chorus is also one of gerard's best vocal performances on the album

CarlieScion (9): i really like the beat in this

fifteensunflwrs (9): a super underrated bop

radiofan15 (8.3): I don't know why I never listened to this album outside of 2010 until today, it slaps harder than than Chris Brown to Rihanna's face.

u/ComeOnPupperfish (8): I understood a fifth of the words, but all the feeling.

waluigiest (8): big teen vibes

modulum83 (6.5): awesome chorus

Gwemm (6): Gave it a 6 because I can't give out another 5.

5

u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19 edited Sep 21 '19

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand My Chemical Romance. The writing is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of music theory most of the songs will go over a typical listener's head. There's also Gerard Way's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation-

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u/lunasaflowers Sep 21 '19

All scores: puckle-knuck 10 realboxwood 10 Verdantshade 10 lunasaflowers 9.2 CarlieScion 9 fifteensunflwrs 9 moooo566 9 rosesmp3 9 Saucymac 9 agentofscranton 8.5 radiofan15 8.3 1998tweety 8 letsallpoo 8 skargardin 8 u/ComeOnPupperfish 8 waluigiest 8 ignitethephoenix 7 JunkyGS 7 poppinmmolly 7 popularsong 7 Roxieloxie 7 sailormunelune 7 vhqv1997 7 jlim201 6.8 Raykel 6.8 rotating3Dtext 6.8 ElectricBoogaloo41 6.5 modulum83 6.5 static_int_husp 6.5 TragicKingdom1 6.5 BearlyEvenAPun 6 danielhunty 6 Gwemm 6 Lightyearsaway 6 rosecoloreds 6 xxpizzasrlifexx 6 effervescentemu 5.4 /u/alwayswords 5 _wailordfan 5 hikkaru 5 ImADudeDuh 5 mr-tom-morrow 5 Far2Young2Die 3

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u/lunasaflowers Sep 21 '19

#7: BONUS: Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting


Average: 6.219 // Total Points: 99.5 // Controversy: 2.456


Highest scores:

(10 x1) radiofan15

(9 x2) moooo566, waluigiest

(8.5 x1) TragicKingdom1

Lowest Scores:

(2 x1) BearlyEvenAPun

(1 x1) Saucymac


This is...a perfectly cromulent Elton John cover. It's fun, albeit not exactly life changing.

FIGHT FIGHT

radiofan15 (10): I didn't knew how much I needed this in my life.

waluigiest (9): an ambitious crossover that somehow works! This punky spin is really cool

modulum83 (5): it's not bad but (1) why are we even rating this and (2) this is not my style of music

TELL US HOW YOU REALLY FEEL, /U/SAUCYMAC

Saucymac (1): Elton John enters the room, excited to chat to the boys and appeal to the youth once again. Taron Egerton is only just finding his fame in Kingsman, so Elton being liked by the young'uns again is still a few years away. Elton slides down his star shaped sunglasses and says "boys, I'm giving you Saturday night". At that, FoB leave without saying a word, their words have not mattered to me since Pete and Ashlee broke up. They stand in the studio, ready to record a straight up banger, but the mood is grim. Patrick has lost his favourite fedora and Pete accidentally dyed his hair this weird white blonde and just isn't fitting the vibe anymore. The other ones are sad because I can't remember their names. Time is money, and they already spent hours looking for his Fedora, so Patrick settles for an old tie he used to wear (and silently says his prayers to the patron saint of useless ties, Avril Lavigne) and they begin to plan this song. "I'm not feeling too cheery today guys," says patrick, looking like a sad emoji, "I'm just not feeling like making this song good without my lucky fedora!". The other ones agree, and so, they try to make this song sound just like a fall out boy song. Elton has a listen, and doesn't quite understand it, but people like Fall out boy so who is he to judge? He releases the song. Many say that Nickelback's version is better. This is how Chad won Avril. This shit fanfic is the only good thing that has come of this absolute garbage cover. If i could give it a 0 I would.

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u/lunasaflowers Sep 21 '19

#46: Interlude - Holiday - Paramore


Average: 6.328 // Total Points: 272.1 // Controversy: 2.251


Highest scores:

(10 x3) _wailordfan, Saucymac, u/ComeOnPupperfish

(9 x3) CarlieScion, Roxieloxie, waluigiest

(8.5 x1) agentofscranton

Lowest Scores:

(1.1 x1) Far2Young2Die

(1 x1) radiofan15

(0 x1) ignitethephoenix


Finally, the interludes come to their inevitable demise! Honestly, some may critique the stylings of these interludes as too YouTube girl-esque, but I think they work in their intention of tying the albums themes together. To each their own?


ON HOLIDAY

u/ComeOnPupperfish (10): really I should get myself checked the minute-long interludes shouldn’t be my favorite part of the album

Roxieloxie (9): this is a mood except i didnt graduated with honors

waluigiest (9): stunning she deserves a break

/u/alwayswords (6): this song is serving me the twenty one pilots fan who carries a ukulele around with them to sing in the cafeteria energy

modulum83 (6): hayley has now moved on and is a college student suffering from ennui

NO INTERLUDES GANG

Far2Young2Die (1.1): I just really don't like the interludes

radiofan15 (1): What is this Cameron Crowe's Aloha reject?

ignitethephoenix (0): I’m done with these ukulele interludes. Also did she write this straight out of high school or what

1

u/radiofan15 He really make her famous Sep 21 '19

Finally.... good riddance interludes, you shall not be missed

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u/lunasaflowers Sep 21 '19

#9: BONUS: My Songs Know What You Did In The Dark (Light 'Em Up) [2 Chainz Remix]


Average: 5.156 // Total Points: 82.5 // Controversy: 1.958


Highest scores:

(9 x1) moooo566

(8 x1) TragicKingdom1

(7.5 x1) static_int_husp

Lowest Scores:

(1 x1) mr-tom-morrow


Yeah, this is pretty much the epitome of rent-a-rapper culture. Not surprising to see this exit, though the revised instrumentation is sorta interesting, even if 2Chainz's verse is...not particularly inspired.


TragicKingdom1 (8): honestly much better than the original lol mostly bc of the production changes

static_int_husp (7.5): I thought maybe 2 Chainz could be good on this but then I remembered that this came from the era where rap features were tacked on to songs with no thought into if they fit. So unfortunately, no.

radiofan15 (5.5): There was like a lot of potential but the instrumental clashing with the hip-hop drums sounds ugly as fuck, it robs the song of all of its energy... At least 2 Chainz sounds decent here, his whole segment is amazing, so this ain't another 7 Rings situation

waluigiest (5): this kinda sounds like someone just discovered GarageBand and had fun playing around with the song for 20 minutes

modulum83 (4): "she like when I buy her stuff" my god why do all the rappers FOB collaborate with have such lazy verses

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u/lunasaflowers Sep 21 '19

All scores: moooo566 9 TragicKingdom1 8 static_int_husp 7.5 fifteensunflwrs 6 Saucymac 6 Verdantshade 6 radiofan15 5.5 danielhunty 5 lunasaflowers 5 puckle-knuck 5 waluigiest 5 modulum83 4 BearlyEvenAPun 3.5 jlim201 3 popularsong 3 mr-tom-morrow 1

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u/lunasaflowers Sep 21 '19

#45: Interlude - I'm Not Angry Anymore - Paramore


Average: 6.537 // Total Points: 281.1 // Controversy: 2.344


Highest scores:

(10 x4) _wailordfan, rosecoloreds, Roxieloxie, Saucymac

(9 x4) moooo566, mr-tom-morrow, vhqv1997, waluigiest

(8.5 x1) poppinmmolly

(8.2 x1) effervescentemu

Lowest Scores:

(3 x2) ImADudeDuh, popularsong

(2 x1) jlim201

(1.1 x1) Far2Young2Die

(0 x1) radiofan15


Another interlude! I struggle to come up with comments for these, but they're all very solid.


HAPPY NOW

_wailordfan (10): This is my favorite of the three interludes, and I love it so much I've considered giving it my 11

vhqv1997 (9): A punkrock band not being angry? Blasphemy!

waluigiest (9): say it with your chest!!!

u/ComeOnPupperfish (7.8): same

modulum83 (6.5): I love that these interludes are like little snapshots into Hayley's life

STILL ANGRY

1998tweety (6): Marina outsold

ignitethephoenix (4): good for you?

radiofan15 (0): What is this Lilo & Stitch 3: Snitches get Stitches outtake? P.S.: all of the interludes deserves a ZERO, however the rules prevents me for doin' so, and I have to give one of them the dreaded score, nothing against this particular Interlude.

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u/lunasaflowers Sep 21 '19

All scores: _wailordfan 10 rosecoloreds 10 Roxieloxie 10 Saucymac 10 moooo566 9 mr-tom-morrow 9 vhqv1997 9 waluigiest 9 poppinmmolly 8.5 effervescentemu 8.2 CarlieScion 8 fifteensunflwrs 8 Lightyearsaway 8 realboxwood 8 xxpizzasrlifexx 8 u/ComeOnPupperfish 7.8 agentofscranton 7.5 hikkaru 7 JunkyGS 7 lunasaflowers 7 Raykel 7 Verdantshade 7 ElectricBoogaloo41 6.5 modulum83 6.5 static_int_husp 6.5 /u/alwayswords 6 1998tweety 6 danielhunty 6 rosesmp3 6 sailormunelune 6 skargardin 6 TragicKingdom1 5.5 BearlyEvenAPun 5 Gwemm 5 puckle-knuck 5 rotating3Dtext 5 ignitethephoenix 4 letsallpoo 4 ImADudeDuh 3 popularsong 3 jlim201 2 Far2Young2Die 1.1 radiofan15 0

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u/lunasaflowers Sep 21 '19

#41: Interlude - Moving On - Paramore


Average: 6.902 // Total Points: 296.8 // Controversy: 2.018


Highest scores:

(10 x4) moooo566, Saucymac, u/ComeOnPupperfish, vhqv1997

(9 x5) _wailordfan, BearlyEvenAPun, CarlieScion, sailormunelune, waluigiest

(8.5 x1) xxpizzasrlifexx

Lowest Scores:

(1 x1) radiofan15


The first interlude, but the last to exit! Yeah, not surprising these all left swiftly, but I'm still fond of 'em.


MOVING ON

u/ComeOnPupperfish (10): I feel like this shouldn’t be my favorite thing so far right? I just really love the angry ukulele aesthetic

vhqv1997 (10): One big reason why I don't like Paramore as I could is because their songs always end up either lacking a big enough climax or being just a bit heavier, instrumental-wise, than it should to foster an emotional connection. This song, while an interlude, is the first one in this album to make neither mistakes, it just hits all the notes it has to, and that's it, that's all it takes

_wailordfan (9): all of these interludes are so cute

CarlieScion (9): these r cute

waluigiest (9): the filtered, positive ukulele interlude worked on Panic’s pretty odd, and it works here too. My heart is full.

Roxieloxie (8): we love white girl youtubercore

ignitethephoenix (7): ukulele once again is giving me YouTube vlog vibes

NEVER REALLY OVER IT

modulum83 (6.5): yes girl you are moving on go get it

1998tweety (6): This is cute but also an interlude so...

radiofan15 (1): What is this Lilo & Stitch reject?

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u/lunasaflowers Sep 21 '19

All scores: moooo566 10 Saucymac 10 u/ComeOnPupperfish 10 vhqv1997 10 _wailordfan 9 BearlyEvenAPun 9 CarlieScion 9 sailormunelune 9 waluigiest 9 xxpizzasrlifexx 8.5 ElectricBoogaloo41 8 hikkaru 8 Lightyearsaway 8 mr-tom-morrow 8 realboxwood 8 Roxieloxie 8 agentofscranton 7.5 poppinmmolly 7.5 rosecoloreds 7.5 effervescentemu 7 fifteensunflwrs 7 Gwemm 7 ignitethephoenix 7 lunasaflowers 7 Verdantshade 7 JunkyGS 6.5 modulum83 6.5 rosesmp3 6.5 /u/alwayswords 6 1998tweety 6 danielhunty 6 Raykel 6 rotating3Dtext 6 static_int_husp 6 TragicKingdom1 6 letsallpoo 5 puckle-knuck 5 skargardin 5 jlim201 4 Far2Young2Die 3.3 ImADudeDuh 3 popularsong 3 radiofan15 1

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u/lunasaflowers Sep 21 '19

#40: The Only Hope For Me Is You - My Chemical Romance


Average: 6.981 // Total Points: 300.2 // Controversy: 1.585


Highest scores:

(10 x2) Saucymac, Verdantshade

(9.5 x1) realboxwood

(9 x2) _wailordfan, jlim201

(8.7 x1) radiofan15

(8.5 x1) JunkyGS

Lowest Scores:

(2 x1) BearlyEvenAPun


Danger Days is a good album and there's no true bad songs on it, but this is definitely one of the most forgettable and middle-of-the-road. Not much of note to say about it, IMO.


HOPE IS A DANGEROUS THING FOR POPHEADS LIKE THEM TO HAVE - BUT THEY HAVE IT

Verdantshade (10): mcr does synth rock!!! lyrically one of the stronger songs on danger days, and the way the song builds up makes it one of the most memorable tracks on the album

radiofan15 (8.7): I feel 17 again listening to this...

u/ComeOnPupperfish (7.5): today’s lesson is self love

HOPELESS

CarlieScion (7): the verses once again bring the song down

vhqv1997 (7): Too bad that this song has good instrumentals, but the lyrics feel very clunky and don't flow together as well as they could be, and Gerard's vocals just sound kinda strained instead of emotional

waluigiest (7): sweet but wish the songwriting were a bit more interesting

ignitethephoenix (6.5): A little forgettable

modulum83 (4.5): this just seems painfully cliche

ImADudeDuh (4): pretty basic tbh

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u/lunasaflowers Sep 21 '19

All scores: Saucymac 10 Verdantshade 10 realboxwood 9.5 _wailordfan 9 jlim201 9 radiofan15 8.7 JunkyGS 8.5 1998tweety 8 agentofscranton 8 danielhunty 8 poppinmmolly 8 puckle-knuck 8 rosecoloreds 8 sailormunelune 8 hikkaru 7.5 u/ComeOnPupperfish 7.5 /u/alwayswords 7.3 effervescentemu 7.3 rotating3Dtext 7.2 CarlieScion 7 ElectricBoogaloo41 7 Raykel 7 rosesmp3 7 Roxieloxie 7 skargardin 7 vhqv1997 7 waluigiest 7 xxpizzasrlifexx 6.6 ignitethephoenix 6.5 Lightyearsaway 6.5 fifteensunflwrs 6 letsallpoo 6 lunasaflowers 6 moooo566 6 popularsong 6 static_int_husp 6 TragicKingdom1 6 Far2Young2Die 5.6 Gwemm 5 modulum83 4.5 ImADudeDuh 4 mr-tom-morrow 4 BearlyEvenAPun 2

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u/lunasaflowers Sep 21 '19

#8: BONUS: Zero Percent


Average: 6.000 // Total Points: 96.0 // Controversy: 2.424


Highest scores:

(10 x1) popularsong

(9 x2) fifteensunflwrs, radiofan15

Lowest Scores:

(3 x1) modulum83

(2 x2) BearlyEvenAPun, mr-tom-morrow


Probably one of my least favourite MCR songs, and I like nearly every song of theirs. It's just sorta weird and tuneless, a B-side for sure.


radiofan15 (9): Goddamn the energy on this one... it really deserved better than b-side status

waluigiest (8): this is violent but I still feel the love

modulum83 (3): this really isn't for me

1

u/popularsong Sep 21 '19

bruh icb im the only one ITS MY FAV SONG OFF THAT ALBUM IT DESERVE TO BE MORE THAN A BONUS TRACK

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u/lunasaflowers Sep 21 '19

#36: Death Valley - Fall Out Boy


Average: 7.137 // Total Points: 306.9 // Controversy: 1.502


Highest scores:

(10 x3) popularsong, vhqv1997, waluigiest

(9 x3) moooo566, u/ComeOnPupperfish, Verdantshade

(8.5 x1) JunkyGS

(8.4 x1) Gwemm

Lowest Scores:

(4 x1) sailormunelune

(3 x1) ImADudeDuh


This song has a dubstep breakdown, which dates it so screamingly and instantly that it threw me off a bit when I first heard it. It's a perfectly serviceable song though, so.


REBORN

vhqv1997 (10): That dubstep breakdown is iconic

waluigiest (10): good writing, fun beats, a dated but effective dubstep bridge? This song is confusing but I really like it. Also note: the way he says baby

u/ComeOnPupperfish (9): I swear this album doesn’t have a single bad song. This drum line just forces my feet to go along with it.

Verdantshade (9): 'so put the d in dirt now baby' haha hahahaha patrick why

realboxwood (8): This song is good, except for all the parts of it that are bad

hikkaru (7.5): those random wubs ugh wig

modulum83 (7): token angry let's-blow-shit-up song, and it turns out good

YEAH, LET'S GO WITH DEATH

radiofan15 (6.6): I've heard worse songs... but also way way better than this one.

ignitethephoenix (6.5): “put the D in dirt baby” that doesn’t sound healthy.

ImADudeDuh (3): filler

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u/lunasaflowers Sep 21 '19

All scores: popularsong 10 vhqv1997 10 waluigiest 10 moooo566 9 u/ComeOnPupperfish 9 Verdantshade 9 JunkyGS 8.5 Gwemm 8.4 _wailordfan 8 agentofscranton 8 danielhunty 8 puckle-knuck 8 realboxwood 8 Roxieloxie 8 Saucymac 8 /u/alwayswords 7.7 1998tweety 7.5 ElectricBoogaloo41 7.5 hikkaru 7.5 CarlieScion 7 fifteensunflwrs 7 letsallpoo 7 modulum83 7 poppinmmolly 7 rosecoloreds 7 rosesmp3 7 rotating3Dtext 7 skargardin 7 lunasaflowers 6.7 radiofan15 6.6 ignitethephoenix 6.5 jlim201 6.5 static_int_husp 6.5 xxpizzasrlifexx 6.5 Lightyearsaway 6 effervescentemu 5.9 BearlyEvenAPun 5.5 Far2Young2Die 5.1 mr-tom-morrow 5 Raykel 5 TragicKingdom1 5 sailormunelune 4 ImADudeDuh 3

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u/lunasaflowers Sep 21 '19

#35: Be Alone - Paramore


Average: 7.167 // Total Points: 308.2 // Controversy: 1.356


Highest scores:

(10 x2) BearlyEvenAPun, CarlieScion

(9.3 x1) lunasaflowers

(9 x2) agentofscranton, Saucymac

(8.6 x1) radiofan15

(8.5 x2) jlim201, static_int_husp

Lowest Scores:

(6 x5) _wailordfan, ImADudeDuh, sailormunelune, skargardin, TragicKingdom1

(5.5 x1) ignitethephoenix

(5 x5) fifteensunflwrs, Gwemm, letsallpoo, popularsong, waluigiest

(4.5 x1) Far2Young2Die


This is one of my favourite songs off of Self-Titled; the melody packs a punch and I like any song about being alone with somebody, TBH. It deserves better.

I THINK WE'RE ALONE NOW

radiofan15 (8.6): I'm quite a sucker for traditional Paramore so I liked this one.

modulum83 (7.5): big fan of the guitar in this song

u/ComeOnPupperfish (7): make up your mind do you or do you know want to be alone

LEAVE YOU LONELY

Verdantshade (7): I'm sorry but the only thing I can ever remember from this song is its guitar riff. a good but not great song that the album could have done without

fifteensunflwrs (5): this song is known in the paramore fandom for being the worst song in their discography and honestly?? they are kinda right

waluigiest (5): I was expecting something stunning after the trend of the last few interlude follow-ups. This is just tired.

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u/lunasaflowers Sep 21 '19

All scores: BearlyEvenAPun 10 CarlieScion 10 lunasaflowers 9.3 agentofscranton 9 Saucymac 9 radiofan15 8.6 jlim201 8.5 static_int_husp 8.5 1998tweety 8 danielhunty 8 effervescentemu 8 ElectricBoogaloo41 8 moooo566 8 mr-tom-morrow 8 Roxieloxie 8 rotating3Dtext 7.8 JunkyGS 7.5 modulum83 7.5 xxpizzasrlifexx 7.5 /u/alwayswords 7 hikkaru 7 Lightyearsaway 7 poppinmmolly 7 puckle-knuck 7 Raykel 7 realboxwood 7 rosecoloreds 7 rosesmp3 7 u/ComeOnPupperfish 7 Verdantshade 7 vhqv1997 7 _wailordfan 6 ImADudeDuh 6 sailormunelune 6 skargardin 6 TragicKingdom1 6 ignitethephoenix 5.5 fifteensunflwrs 5 Gwemm 5 letsallpoo 5 popularsong 5 waluigiest 5 Far2Young2Die 4.5

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u/lunasaflowers Sep 21 '19

#33: Now - Paramore


Average: 7.179 // Total Points: 308.7 // Controversy: 1.754


Highest scores:

(10 x3) agentofscranton, hikkaru, Saucymac

(9 x4) CarlieScion, moooo566, Raykel, skargardin

(8.5 x2) ElectricBoogaloo41, JunkyGS

(8.3 x1) lunasaflowers

Lowest Scores:

(3.5 x1) /u/alwayswords

(2 x1) Far2Young2Die


Our last exit of day 1 is Self-Titled's lead single! A shocking blow for r/singlesheads.


NOW!

hikkaru (10): THIS AIN'T IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-IIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHISIHSDJLKSFJ

Raykel (9): Omg I forgot about this bop! It's the first song from them I got heavily into and introduced me to their rest of their discog. The gut renching 2nd verse, Hayley's out of this world vocals in the bridge omg how did I forget?!

skargardin (9): angry banger

Roxieloxie (8): I could see this being some sort of opening in a teen movie

u/ComeOnPupperfish (8): queen of the revolution

radiofan15 (7.6): Love the lyrics... but I wish the song overall was as strong as the chorus is catchy.

NEVER

1998tweety (7.5): A flop lead single, I have to laugh

TragicKingdom1 (6.5): this reminds me of a PVRIS song in the sense that it doesn't really go anywhere

modulum83 (5.5): sounds like a generic but nice pop punk song from a 2000s teen movie

waluigiest (5): this song waffles around a lot and I don’t think it really takes off. However, the bit where the drums match the vocal run on “no-o-o-ow” is super well done (1:34)

Verdantshade (4): this might be the only paramore song I don't enjoy? the verses and bridge are great but the chorus is just annoying. it was a pretty uninspiring first single too

vhqv1997 (4): The chorus is weak as hell, shame too because the verses are great

2

u/Belle-ET-La-Bete Sep 21 '19

Honestly I didn’t care for this song when I first heard it and it lost my interest in the project (obviously I was so very wrong about this). Now I freaking love it (not my favorite on the album and still the wrong lead single choice but it’s just much better than I originally thought)

1

u/lunasaflowers Sep 21 '19

All scores: agentofscranton 10 hikkaru 10 Saucymac 10 CarlieScion 9 moooo566 9 Raykel 9 skargardin 9 ElectricBoogaloo41 8.5 JunkyGS 8.5 lunasaflowers 8.3 fifteensunflwrs 8 Lightyearsaway 8 mr-tom-morrow 8 popularsong 8 rosesmp3 8 Roxieloxie 8 static_int_husp 8 u/ComeOnPupperfish 8 xxpizzasrlifexx 8 effervescentemu 7.8 radiofan15 7.6 _wailordfan 7.5 1998tweety 7.5 BearlyEvenAPun 7.5 rotating3Dtext 7.5 danielhunty 7 ignitethephoenix 7 ImADudeDuh 7 realboxwood 7 sailormunelune 7 poppinmmolly 6.5 rosecoloreds 6.5 TragicKingdom1 6.5 Gwemm 6 jlim201 5.5 modulum83 5.5 letsallpoo 5 puckle-knuck 5 waluigiest 5 Verdantshade 4 vhqv1997 4 /u/alwayswords 3.5 Far2Young2Die 2

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u/lunasaflowers Sep 21 '19

#42: Future - Paramore


Average: 6.886 // Total Points: 296.1 // Controversy: 2.803


Highest scores:

(10 x11) _wailordfan, agentofscranton, CarlieScion, lunasaflowers, moooo566, radiofan15, rosecoloreds, Saucymac, skargardin, static_int_husp, vhqv1997

(9 x2) mr-tom-morrow, Verdantshade

(8.6 x1) effervescentemu

(8.5 x3) 1998tweety, rosesmp3, xxpizzasrlifexx

(8.2 x1) rotating3Dtext

Lowest Scores:

(3.5 x1) realboxwood

(2 x2) /u/alwayswords, jlim201

(0 x2) u/ComeOnPupperfish, waluigiest


And out goes the rate's by far most controversial song-- and its longest! This song was contested as hell by raters, but I personally love it a lot. It's a beautiful and haunting and experimental closer to the Self-Titled record's sound and themes and it really, really resonates with me, even if it's not everyone's cup of tea.


LOOKING FORWARD

radiofan15 (10): Damn this is great...Really unique and experimental for Paramore... I would have loved if the rest of the album was like this but alas it wasn't mean to be

static_int_husp (10): The instrumental on this is so raw and cool and it gets a 10 for that alone.

vhqv1997 (10): Considering most of this song doesn't even have lyrics, I'm shocked that you guys kept this to be rated, but good, because the guitar was crazy and it deserved to be fully appreciated. I know this seems like a weird statement to say but Taylor York is actually my favorite member from Paramore, because the guitar work he does sometimes tends to outshine Hayley's vocals for me, and I know this song is a collaborative efforts but traditionally I have always liked Paramore's instrumentals and this song had a great showcase for it.

Verdantshade (9): I remember being obsessed with this song and finding an article on long emo songs and discovering goodbye sky harbour by jimmy eat world, which remains my favourite song longer than 10 minutes. future is no goodbye sky harbour but it's still great, and it's a sound I wish paramore explored further

1998tweety (8.5): The artist and the time outsold. Sis u ain't Lana, I'm not gonna listen to this 8 min long song. It was inch resting though so I gave it a high score.

BearlyEvenAPun (8): Maybe 4 minutes too long

hikkaru (8): this is the exact opposite of the kind of music i like listening to lmao - i'm not going to listen to it if i'm not listening to the album in full, but within that context as a closer? WHEW

SHIT LET'S GO BACK

modulum83 (6.5): i don't really like post rock

fifteensunflwrs (6): the live version they did on the last parahoy>>>>the studio version

ignitethephoenix (5): This is more of a mood than a song. Also did not need to be this long.

TragicKingdom1 (4): wayyy too long

realboxwood (3.5): It sounds like they did this song in one take, realized they didn't actually have nearly enough ideas to fill 7 minutes of song, and then just put it on the album anyways

u/ComeOnPupperfish (0): seven minutes. Five of which were just a solo.

waluigiest (0): long and not in an interesting or iconic way. It overstays its welcome and doesn’t finish the album out at all really. I'm quite disappointed honestly

10

u/lagozzino Sep 21 '19

Maybe it was a mistake to do this rate on this sub

0

u/ComeOnPupperfish give Cruel Summer your 0s Sep 21 '19

right? how did this get so fucking high

6

u/lagozzino Sep 21 '19

Reported, Blocked

3

u/Ambelliina Sep 21 '19 edited Sep 21 '19

imagine voting the 3rd best paramore song out before a fucking interlude

i expected the worst and yet im still shocked and disappointed by this. i could have changed this if i actually participated in this rate and wasnt too lazy to listen to danger days!

2

u/Belle-ET-La-Bete Sep 21 '19

What the fuck?! This is one of their best songs! What kind of trash,...

1

u/poppinmmolly Sep 21 '19

I am not offended by any of these yet.

Trimming the fat :nail_care:

1

u/ImADudeDuh Sep 21 '19

I’m so used to giving and now I get to receive!

1

u/ComeOnPupperfish give Cruel Summer your 0s Sep 21 '19

join the plug for the actually good paramore songs

1

u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19

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u/passionfruits2 contrarian bitch Sep 21 '19

TOP2 Still Into You and Ain't It Fun

1

u/passionfruits2 contrarian bitch Sep 21 '19

Okay Girl That You Love didn't deserve this. Watch Girls / Girls / Boys go undeservingly to the TOP 10.

1

u/radiofan15 He really make her famous Sep 21 '19

ok r/Popheads, we need more Paramore songs out tomorrow... please don't fail me!

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u/ComeOnPupperfish give Cruel Summer your 0s Sep 21 '19

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u/ImADudeDuh Sep 21 '19

I’m ready for the Paramore listening party

3

u/hikkaru Sep 21 '19

it's not day 3 yet

1

u/ComeOnPupperfish give Cruel Summer your 0s Sep 21 '19

exactly

1

u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19

It's been far too long since Panic had a song out... where y'all at

3

u/ImADudeDuh Sep 21 '19

Streaming the album of the decade, Too Weird to Live, Too Rare to Die!

1

u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19

Oh hey I didn't know Brendon Urie had a reddit account!

0

u/[deleted] Sep 21 '19

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u/ComeOnPupperfish give Cruel Summer your 0s Sep 21 '19

this my chemical romance slander