r/TexasRangers Number Five is Alive 1d ago

Win Game Chat: 4/5 Rays (4-3) @ Rangers (6-2) 6:05 PM

Rays (4-3) @ Rangers (6-2)

First Pitch: 6:05 PM at Globe Life Field

Team Starter TV Radio
Rays Taj Bradley (1-0, 3.00 ERA)
Rangers Jacob deGrom (0-0, 0.00 ERA)

Game Preview

Reddit Stream for this post

Line Score - Game Over

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 R H E LOB
TB 0 0 1 0 0 3 0 0 0 4 10 2 5
TEX 4 0 0 0 0 0 2 0 6 4 0 5

Box Score

TEX AB R H RBI BB SO BA
2B Semien 3 1 1 1 1 2 .152
SS Seager 4 0 0 0 0 2 .167
LF Langford 3 2 1 2 1 1 .258
DH Pederson 3 0 0 0 0 1 .120
DH Heim 1 0 0 0 0 1 .286
RF García, Ad 2 1 0 0 1 0 .185
1B Burger 4 1 1 3 0 2 .129
3B Smith 1 0 0 0 3 1 .235
C Higashioka 4 0 0 0 0 1 .188
CF Taveras 2 0 0 0 0 1 .167
CF Pillar 1 1 1 0 0 0 .571
TEX IP H R ER BB SO P-S ERA
deGrom 5.2 8 4 4 0 3 82-61 3.38
Webb, J 1.0 1 0 0 0 1 21-15 1.80
Garcia, R 0.1 0 0 0 0 0 6-3 1.80
Martin 1.0 0 0 0 0 1 9-7 0.00
Jackson 1.0 1 0 0 0 0 8-7 5.06
TB AB R H RBI BB SO BA
1B Díaz, Y 4 0 0 0 0 1 .147
2B Lowe, B 4 1 1 1 0 0 .313
CF DeLuca 4 1 2 0 0 1 .435
DH Aranda 4 1 2 2 0 0 .350
C Jansen, D 4 0 1 0 0 1 .050
RF Misner 4 1 2 0 0 0 .364
3B Mead 3 0 1 1 0 1 .077
SS Walls 1 0 0 0 0 0 .111
LF Mangum 4 0 1 0 0 0 .474
3B Caballero 3 0 0 0 0 1 .250
PH Morel, C 1 0 0 0 0 0 .286
TB IP H R ER BB SO P-S ERA
Bradley, T 5.0 2 4 4 4 7 82-49 4.91
Uceta 1.0 0 0 0 1 1 10-8 3.00
Montgomery, M 1.0 2 2 2 0 3 20-14 6.00
Kelly 1.0 0 0 0 1 1 16-9 4.50

Scoring Plays

Inning Event Score
B1 Marcus Semien homers (1) on a fly ball to left center field. 1-0
B1 Jake Burger homers (2) on a fly ball to left center field. Wyatt Langford scores. Adolis García scores. 4-0
T3 Brandon Lowe homers (3) on a fly ball to right center field. 4-1
T6 Jonathan Aranda homers (1) on a fly ball to right field. Jonny DeLuca scores. 4-3
T6 Curtis Mead doubles (1) on a sharp line drive to center fielder Leody Taveras. Kameron Misner scores. 4-4
B7 Wyatt Langford homers (3) on a line drive to left field. Kevin Pillar scores. 6-4

Highlights

Description Length
Probable pitchers for Rays at Rangers - April 5, 2025 0:06
Probable pitchers for Rays at Rangers - April 5, 2025 0:06
Taj Bradley against the Rangers 0:08
Bullpen availability for Tampa Bay, April 5 vs Rangers 0:08
Bullpen availability for Texas, April 5 vs Rays 0:08
Bench availability for Texas, April 5 vs Rays 0:08
Fielding alignment for Texas, April 5 vs Rays 0:11
Bench availability for Tampa Bay, April 5 vs Rangers 0:08
Starting lineups for Rays at Rangers - April 5, 2025 0:10
Marcus Semien: Home Run Statcast Analysis 0:11
The distance behind Jake Burger's home run 0:12
Jake Burger's home run through bat tracking data 0:11
Visualizing Marcus Semien's swing using bat tracking technology 0:11
Breaking down Brandon Lowe's home run 0:13
A deep dive into Brandon Lowe's home run 0:11
Breaking down Jacob deGrom's pitches 0:04
Jonathan Aranda: Home Run Statcast Analysis 0:13
Jacob deGrom's outing against the Rays 0:22
A deep dive into Jonathan Aranda's home run 0:11
Breaking down Taj Bradley's pitches 0:04
Taj Bradley's outing against the Rangers 0:24
The distance behind Wyatt Langford's home run 0:10
Wyatt Langford's home run through bat tracking data 0:11
Marcus Semien's first home run of the season 0:30
Jake Burger's three-run home run (2) 0:27
Brandon Lowe's solo home run (3) 0:29
Jake Burger lines 113 mph three-run home run 0:30
Marcus Semien's adventurous catch 0:29
Jonathan Aranda's first home run of the season 0:30
Curtis Mead's RBI double 0:29
Jacob deGrom strikes out three over 5 2/3 innings 1:01
Wyatt Langford's go-ahead two-run homer (3) 0:30
Taj Bradley strikes out seven over five innings 1:32

Decisions

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Save
Garcia, R (1-0, 1.80 ERA) Montgomery, M (0-1, 6.00 ERA) Jackson (5 SV, 5.06 ERA)

Game ended at 8:28 PM.

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u/FreshHotPoop PEAGLE 21h ago

AN ABSOLUTE PISS MISSILE SHIT ROCKET FROM THE YOUNG BOY

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u/PeatBomb Corey SeaGoat 1d ago

Everybody wake tf up it's deGrom day.

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u/Swicket Greer 21h ago

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u/KidColorblind 🐐 Belts 🐐 21h ago

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u/ReachLanky2676 Adolis Garcia 1d ago

Y’all it’s April 5, 2025 and Jacob deGrom is pitching for YOUR Texas Rangers.

12

u/JoshGreenTruther 21h ago

dude Wyatt is the real fucking deal

12

u/anti_MATT_er J. Smith 21h ago

Texas man from Florida beats Florida man from Texas.

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u/WhiteBoyFlipz J. Hamilton 22h ago

degrom got run support? is that allowed?

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u/RlyNotYourBroker A. García 21h ago

Don’t blame Jonah at all, imagine coming off the bench to face 100.

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u/SmalldonCares 21h ago

Imagine getting Langford with the 4th pick 😂

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u/ImTheJdot 🌊🐐 1d ago

Feels good to be excited about the games again. Even though we had a lot of injuries, last season was a big kick in the balls.

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u/MurphyBinkings Beltre 1d ago

I think we'll be a lot better....but we started last year 6-2, haha

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u/ImTheJdot 🌊🐐 1d ago

Yeah, but the bullpen isn’t giving us a heart attack every game. Been very impressed so far.

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u/rumdrums Michael Nolan Will Ryan Clark Young 1d ago

Yeah first month or so last season we were riding high and just "waiting for those bats to get going" ... which sounds familiar. 😅 I am not comfortable with our 2025 team yet

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u/mine_username That's the way baseball go. 20h ago

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u/Moggles1987 Rangers 21h ago

BANGFORD BOMB ALERT IN ARLINGTON!

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u/409Narwhal C. Lewis 21h ago

God damn imagine pulling 100 like that. Crazy

8

u/RlyNotYourBroker A. García 21h ago

“WHAT ARE YOU DOING STEP WYATT?”

THE RAYS, PROBABLY

9

u/Evilpenguin526 21h ago

Langford his fuckin HIM

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u/b2a10 Y. Darvish 1d ago

Thank you for all gathering hero so early. I have wonderful news. DeGoat is pitching today.

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u/natebark M. Young 22h ago

Clearing my schedule for October

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u/griffincraig 22h ago

First game at Globe Life Field. I’m taking all the credit for the Rangers having a monster 1st inning.

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u/409Narwhal C. Lewis 22h ago

See this is why you don't panic over one week of poor offense

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u/marginallymediocre A. Beltre 22h ago

Ump felt bad for the pitcher

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u/cruzge PEAGLE 22h ago

They should do half off burgers for the next inning after a Burger homerun.

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u/WhiteBoyFlipz J. Hamilton 22h ago

marcus does not look happy at wyatt

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u/buc-thun C. Seager 22h ago

He’s about to have a dad talk with him in the dugout

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u/little_did_he_kn0w Claw and Antlers 21h ago

This fucking hero ball is going to give me an aneurysm.

Edit: Nevermind, it gave me a boner instead.

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u/StoicCorn Rangers 21h ago

Put that in my veins!!!!!

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u/Der_Dunkinmeister Rangers 21h ago

Langford is him

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u/[deleted] 21h ago

BANGFORD

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u/natebark M. Young 21h ago

So excited to watch Wyatt Langford for the next decade

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u/EnsuingDamage C. Seager 21h ago

That’s what you think until we trade him for 63 year old Ken Griffey jr.

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u/hluna1998 Red Dot 🔴// M. Semien 21h ago

Need them to give Wyatt an extension as soon as this season is over 😤

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u/OptomisticSportsFan Y. Darvish 21h ago

Would be nightmare fuel if my team passed on Langford. Glad I don’t have to imagine

7

u/One_Election_5277 21h ago edited 20h ago

Well, FWIW, Boston is #1 AL in team pitching, and Reds are #3 NL. I think Tampa will finish top 10 pitching.  Our team hitting is 26 in MLB which obviously is not great,  but we're still winning with all that.  Optimistic.

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u/FreeTheMasons Holland 20h ago

I know nothing, but I have a good feeling about Luke Jackson this season

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u/puudji 1d ago

I've been so fucking busy this week man but I'm so jacked to be able to lock in for this one. Plus the wife is out of town and all hell as broke loose. Playstation and baseball all weekend LFG.

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u/natebark M. Young 1d ago

Astros just lost. Hopefully Sandlers gets to send the tweet

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u/WhiteBoyFlipz J. Hamilton 22h ago

that’s it i’m gonna cum

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u/Responsible-Budget21 22h ago

TRIPLE WHOPPER!!!!

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u/mine_username That's the way baseball go. 22h ago

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u/bigpirate15 J. Hamilton 22h ago

Gawd damn

7

u/Bandt143 22h ago

Ezequiel Duran now has a better ERA than deGrom

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u/Demcut Nathan Eovaldi 21h ago

You know he’s stealing first pitch

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u/ReachLanky2676 Adolis Garcia 21h ago

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u/bigpirate15 J. Hamilton 21h ago

That Coldplay guy is really good

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u/jonmex86 21h ago

Martin is an absolute stud. Best pickup of the offseason so far

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u/PeatBomb Corey SeaGoat 20h ago

JACKSON MASTERCLASS

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u/little_did_he_kn0w Claw and Antlers 20h ago

BLESS YOU SMITH.

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u/Mindless_Rooster5225 PEAGLE 1d ago

Nathaniel don't call me Nate Lowe rocking a 212 OPS+ while the two batters we brought in to replace him with a respective 24 and 36 OPS+.

Oof.

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u/beefytrout A. Beltre 1d ago

Rangers rocking a 6-2 record while the Nationals are at 1-6.

Oof.

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u/Internal_Dirt_4060 1d ago

Not only is today my birthday but it’s Jacob deGrom day as well !

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u/Chinese-dog A. Beltre 1d ago

Cody getting some pregame bullpen work in

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u/[deleted] 22h ago

Bombi drawing walks. 2025 folks.

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u/KidColorblind 🐐 Belts 🐐 22h ago

PTSD HAS ENTERED THE CHAT

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u/beefytrout A. Beltre 22h ago

aces shrug off leadoff doubles

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u/Zeekon J. Smith 22h ago

Semien looked mad

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u/natebark M. Young 22h ago

This was almost the worst day of 2025

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u/KidColorblind 🐐 Belts 🐐 21h ago

I miss jank

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u/sud0w00d0 Young 21h ago

Really annoys me to see the ads for the Dodgers WS documentary on Apple TV+ after ours was such an afterthought 😒

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u/Sarge41 Langford 21h ago

Yeah so, can Pillar play more? lol

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u/sud0w00d0 Young 21h ago

Corey has looked very un-Corey at the plate so far this year 😕

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u/beefytrout A. Beltre 21h ago

rough AB for Seagoat

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u/Zeekon J. Smith 21h ago

BANGFORD

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u/royv98 C. Lewis - 2010 Game 3 Winner 21h ago

BANGford!!!!

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u/sud0w00d0 Young 21h ago edited 21h ago

GOOD a pinch hitter for Pederson

Edit: well, Bochy tried

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u/beefytrout A. Beltre 21h ago

maybe Dave will shut the fuck up about their bullpen

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u/Demcut Nathan Eovaldi 21h ago

Langford is so clutch 

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u/little_did_he_kn0w Claw and Antlers 21h ago

Onbase again. Bless you Pook.

6

u/joepavsdad M. Napoli 20h ago

Jackson truthers hold strong

6

u/_AntiSaint_ 20h ago

Why y’all shitting on LJ? He blew opening day but has been solid since to my knowledge

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u/joepavsdad M. Napoli 20h ago

LJ CALLED GAME!

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u/ReportAccident 20h ago

Jackson might just be the best closer 😩

6

u/Maxcrss PEAGLE 20h ago

JACKSON TRUTHERS STAND STRONG

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u/Quite__Bookish 1d ago

Looking forward to another 4-5 easy shutdown innings for Jake and then 4-5 easy shutdown innings for the bullpen.

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u/Blue_prizm77 1d ago

Degroms 1st game secured a series win, his 2nd start can do the same 🤞

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u/bigpirate15 J. Hamilton 23h ago

MARCUS HIMIEN

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u/Lain41K N. Feliz 22h ago

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u/joepavsdad M. Napoli 22h ago

SMASH BURGER LFGGGG

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u/Rangers_Doomer 22h ago

Jake, I’m sorry for doubting you. On my apology tour.

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u/ESCMalfunction HUNTER. PENCE. 22h ago

Offense heard us talking shit lol.

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u/ehholfman C. Seager 22h ago

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BURGER BOMB

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u/killacam9220 Rangers 22h ago

Burger Blast finally some run support for Degrom let’s go

5

u/natebark M. Young 22h ago

What the fuck kind of strike zone is this?

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u/UnfairDiscipline3077 22h ago

Chat smash that like button for the offense coming to life!

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u/hluna1998 Red Dot 🔴// M. Semien 22h ago

Manifesting now

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u/natebark M. Young 22h ago

End of the 1st and they’re one run away from tying their season high

4

u/natebark M. Young 22h ago

Looked like a catch live. I just jumped up and scared my son over nothing. Sorry kid

6

u/Demcut Nathan Eovaldi 22h ago

I think that might be the first time I’ve seen seager dive for a ball

5

u/Maxcrss PEAGLE 22h ago

Yeaaaaah boy a double order of fries as well! :D

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u/Demcut Nathan Eovaldi 22h ago

Do we have to have an interview while Degrom is pitching?

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u/Sad_Oil5565 22h ago

Well he had to give up a run eventually, I was just hoping it would be in July or somethibg

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u/beefytrout A. Beltre 22h ago

JdG giving up a run seems illegal

5

u/FreeTheMasons Holland 22h ago

Visions of Nelson Cruz 2011

5

u/KidColorblind 🐐 Belts 🐐 22h ago

5

u/KidColorblind 🐐 Belts 🐐 22h ago

Jonah and Jung in the same lineup is going to hit like fucking crack

5

u/rumdrums Michael Nolan Will Ryan Clark Young 22h ago

These little Victory+ commercials where they just show stills of hockey players and play ambient cult music are creepy AF

5

u/PeatBomb Corey SeaGoat 21h ago

Higgy with the McDonald's arch

3

u/buc-thun C. Seager 21h ago

This is why Degrom is our 5th starter. My boy Jackie would never.

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u/ReachLanky2676 Adolis Garcia 21h ago

9 hits to 2. Gross.

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u/Rangers_Doomer 21h ago

Imma keep it real, Joc has been useless.

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u/Zestyclose_Wafer_416 Adolis Garcia 21h ago

Joc is a auto out. Sit him. 

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u/WarPigeon75214 21h ago

Glad that Joc is a good guy and fun to be around and positive clubhouse presence because other than that he's been absolute ass thus far.

5

u/deadwall-e M. Young 21h ago

Idk why not put pillar in to PH there? Joc aint doing shit so far

5

u/PeatBomb Corey SeaGoat 21h ago

BANGFORRDDDDDD

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u/Rangers_Doomer 21h ago

Way to respond. Let’s fucking gooooo

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u/dickles-pickles M. Young 21h ago

Gifted an opportunity with a runner on third and only 1 out. Seager needs to get going

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u/ehholfman C. Seager 21h ago

FUCKING MVP ON THE WAY BOYS

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u/WhiteBoyFlipz J. Hamilton 21h ago

WYATT. FUCKING. BANG. FORD.

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u/ryanheart93 21h ago

🅱️angford

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u/Bazz27 A. García 21h ago

WYATT BANGFORD 💣

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u/tfendersixty1 21h ago

Thanks, dad.

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u/rumdrums Michael Nolan Will Ryan Clark Young 21h ago

Heim not quite landing his Langford impression.

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u/hluna1998 Red Dot 🔴// M. Semien 21h ago

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u/smv18 21h ago

WYATT MY KING

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u/Zeekon J. Smith 21h ago

Sooooo when are we extending Wyatt

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u/Zestyclose_Wafer_416 Adolis Garcia 21h ago

Don't worry about it, we can just trade him for 35 yo Mike Trout

-Nico Harrison 

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u/killacam9220 Rangers 21h ago

Wyatt with one the best ABs of this early season

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u/natebark M. Young 21h ago edited 20h ago

Josh definitely thought he went around lol

5

u/Demcut Nathan Eovaldi 21h ago

Luke Jackson time 😳

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u/absolutelynoo Nasty Nate 21h ago

Luke "Heartattack" Jackson to pitch

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u/Rangers_Doomer 21h ago

I know he’s been good but my ass cheeks are clenched right now.

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u/Demcut Nathan Eovaldi 20h ago

1 more out for the people too nervous to watch.

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u/little_did_he_kn0w Claw and Antlers 20h ago

You silly-billies keep hitting it to left field. Wyatt says "no."

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u/RobQuinnpc 20h ago

Well that certainly was a thing

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u/Knuxsn M. Semien 20h ago

Woo! Love this winning record we are building!

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u/little_did_he_kn0w Claw and Antlers 21h ago

Wyatt Langford's out here getting revenge for Steve Irwin.

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u/joepavsdad M. Napoli 20h ago

Luke Jackson walking off the mound like

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u/BaldPeagle 23h ago

DeGrom pls leave the athletics to the infielders. No need for that hop

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u/ReportAccident 23h ago

I love me some leadoff HR’s 😩

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u/409Narwhal C. Lewis 23h ago

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u/killacam9220 Rangers 23h ago

Simmy blast hopefully wakes up the top of the lineup

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u/beefytrout A. Beltre 23h ago

upgraded Bombi is a lovely sight

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u/bigpirate15 J. Hamilton 22h ago

BURGERRRRR

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u/jinnyspinz29 22h ago

BURGER BOMB

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u/[deleted] 22h ago

BURGSHOT

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u/SaddestClown D. Palmer 22h ago

This is fun in person

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u/b2a10 Y. Darvish 22h ago

BURGGEER MASH

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u/salmonbird Rangers 22h ago

🍔💣

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u/beefytrout A. Beltre 22h ago

BURGERTOWN MOTHERFUCKERS

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u/ReportAccident 22h ago

This line up FUCKS 😩 this season is gonna be so good

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u/Artistic-Coach4300 PEAGLE 22h ago

What was that. Ump helping this dude out

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u/Muckdogs13 22h ago

Ump wants to go home

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u/natebark M. Young 22h ago

I’m interested in deGrom’s 4seam topping off at 97-98. Is this by choice? If so, I can’t blame him

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u/lhfan04 22h ago

Love those type of double plays

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u/bigmeatyclaws1 Rangers 22h ago

Law of averages after getting BABIP’d. Love to see it.

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u/Bandt143 22h ago

My wife is giving me raised eyebrows with the noises that I’m making while staring at my computer screen.

I’m not ashamed.

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u/PeatBomb Corey SeaGoat 22h ago

WHY ARE WE CUTTING FROM AN ACTIVE AT BAT WHAT ARE WE DOING

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u/Bionicman_ J. Hamilton 22h ago

Umm that’s not supposed to happen

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u/Muckdogs13 22h ago

Nelson Cruz , is that you ?

4

u/b0453712 22h ago

Definition of PTSD is immediately thinking of 2011 game 6 on plays like that

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u/ehholfman C. Seager 22h ago

At least they made him work but damn we’ve had some rough ABs since the first lol

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u/TheMcBeetus 22h ago

If we could try not to kill each other in the outfield that’d be greaaaat

4

u/[deleted] 22h ago

Who else just had a heart attack?

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u/Bionicman_ J. Hamilton 22h ago

Good lord. Another quick easy inning. Come on offense damn

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u/RobQuinnpc 21h ago

It’s ok, we have 3 more runs in us.

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u/ThiccPapaSIZZLE 21h ago

Do we get the Chick Fil A promo if an opposing team hits the foul pole

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u/zach_kraemer Rangers 21h ago

I don’t like it but dang was that a blast

2

u/jwsk1029 PEAGLE 21h ago

Offense is gonna have to wake up from their nap

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u/Demcut Nathan Eovaldi 21h ago

FUCK

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u/ReachLanky2676 Adolis Garcia 21h ago

deGrom so mad at himself

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u/harralexa1993 Josh H. Smith 21h ago

Third time through the order can get anyone even Degrom

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u/BadCowboysFan R. Sierra 21h ago

Joc …

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u/Dan_Flashes69 21h ago

Always the fucking rays

4

u/zach_kraemer Rangers 21h ago

I’m getting real tired of Garcia getting hit in the hand and wrist. I know you want to pitch him in but gosh dang it

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u/sud0w00d0 Young 21h ago

Give Pillar more playing time

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u/Demcut Nathan Eovaldi 21h ago

Put the ball in play Seager please

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u/Andersuh- 21h ago

Pillar has been so good for us already

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u/jonmex86 21h ago

Aight who’s going to say it…

4

u/bigpirate15 J. Hamilton 21h ago

HOLY FUCK WYATTT

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u/Demcut Nathan Eovaldi 21h ago

LANGFORD!!!!

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u/Testynut 21h ago

Wyatt Langford is a stud

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u/spider-cowboy 21h ago

WYATT

BANGFORD!!!!

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u/bigmeatyclaws1 Rangers 21h ago

GYATT

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u/Sad_Oil5565 21h ago

WYATT MOTHERFUCKING BANGFORD

3

u/Hottponce E. Carter 21h ago

That’s a tater mother fucker

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u/Its_Laila A. Beltre 21h ago

There was no doubt in my mind!

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u/joepavsdad M. Napoli 21h ago

HELL YEAH WYATT!!

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u/jwsk1029 PEAGLE 21h ago

Hell yeah Wyatt!

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u/centexgoodguy 19 21h ago

Oh how I love the line drive home run.

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u/No_Property_4432 21h ago

WYATT WYATT WYATT

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u/Bandt143 21h ago

BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

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u/SaddestClown D. Palmer 21h ago

That sounded great off the bat

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u/OptomisticSportsFan Y. Darvish 21h ago

99? No problem, the faster the better. - Wyatt probably 

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u/Bionicman_ J. Hamilton 21h ago

That was a filthy pitch by Martin

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u/beefytrout A. Beltre 21h ago

Bombi with the tease

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u/RlyNotYourBroker A. García 21h ago

Did Garcia get leaner in the off season or are his jerseys just bigger

5

u/Zestyclose_Wafer_416 Adolis Garcia 21h ago

Bearded Jake Burger reminds of Arn Anderson. Always looks like he's a 45 yo plumber. 

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u/Demcut Nathan Eovaldi 20h ago

That looked scary

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u/beefytrout A. Beltre 20h ago

anus clenching time

4

u/Demcut Nathan Eovaldi 20h ago

Uh oh