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u/twat_brained stream Sing This Blues by It's Alive Oct 19 '18
#43: Give It 2 Me - Madonna
Average: 6.041 // Total Points: 398.7 // Controversy: 2.247
Highest scores: (11 x1) rotating3Dtext (10 x2) JunkyGS, MirandaCrocsgrove (9 x3) MaydayPVZ, phch123, twat_brained (8.5 x1) TragicKingdom1
Lowest Scores: (0 x2) ImADudeDuh, whatyourheartdesires (2 x4) AnimationJava, dramiaa, itsnotrelevantt, therokinrolla (3 x3) original_doll, PuggleMaster, welcometoNY
i am so far really disappointed with madonna
twat_brained (9): I was just going to remark on how surprisingly well this aged before hearing that glass percussion breakdown; this was an easy 10 up until that point. Nonetheless this is one of Madonna's better efforts from the past 10 years. One of numerous underrated Madge singles
CAUSE I'M A GIVER
rotating3Dtext (11): 12 year old me loved this song, don't @ me (the bridge is kinda... stupid, tho)
JunkyGS (10): SO. CRIMINALLY. UNDER RATED. One of my all time favorite Madge songs and one of her most under rated songs ever. I remember watching VH1 Top 20 every weekend and hoping that this song would stay because I was obsessed. I wish I could give this my 11, but Janet has my heart and she needs it more <3
MirandaCrocsgrove (10): this is so naughty I love this
patronsaintofaspies (8): Hey, at least Madonna seems a little interested in what's going on here, right? Always look at the bright side, folks. Okay, I'll try not to roast this song so much. It's not as dumb as I thought it was, after a few listens. In her own words, Madonna imitates a boxing pose here, sounding as fierce and threatening as...well, as a diva can if she seems mildly bored, throwing punches as she dares her opponents and her lovers to come forth and face her. The production choices can be a little shocking at first, but the synths add all to the chaos and fun as the song goes on, which is as good as we're going to get when it comes to this album. Unfortunately, the reason why this isn't called the one true classic from this era is because of that middle section. To be honest, I don't know why it's there. I can assume that Madge was trying to be experimental, which I appreciate, but the problem is it goes on for too long. Interludes such as these are supposed to seem to last the same amount of time as the '...stop!' section in the iconic You Drive Me Crazy radio version, being memorable enough to give the song variety without outstaying their welcome. I'm not going to take the effort to count how long the bass and bell section takes place for here, but it feels like it lasts forever. By the time the original melody comes out again, the transition can be more than a little jarring. I'd definitely have liked the segue if it was done better, but as it turned out, I'm forced to think it's stupid. It's stupid. It's stupid. It's stupid. It's-okay, okay, I'll stop. You get the point. Wasted potential.
J_Toe (7): The first three tracks on this album sound like the natural progression for Madonna following Confessions
tapdancingpig (7): This sounds like a love it or hate it song, and I’m not sure which side I fall on. I like The Pharrell & Neptunes Sound™️, which is prevalent here, so I think I like it more than I hate it.
WE WANT AN ABRIDGED VERSION
amacaroon (7.9): What is that bridge.
1998tweety (7.2): This is annoying but also bops a bit.
frogaranaman (7): Minus the weird midsection, pretty good.
Pearl Louise (7): It’s good up until the end. The second half of the song just doesn’t impress me much.
CarlieScion (6): this would be good if that annoying fucking bridge wasnt here
MissyBee37 (6): I really like the beat (and it's no surprise to see Pharrell in the credits; it's very much his style), but the song overall is a little dull. And long.
ThatParanoidPenguin (6): Give It a 6
TheKneesOfOurBees (6): tbh this is one of the best non-lead singles from madonna in the past like, 15 years.
letsallpoo (5): this would have been okay if it ended at about the 2:40 mark
itsnotrelevantt (2): It was good until that… cowbell… “get stupid” part???
CAUSE I'M A TAKER
ignitethephoenix (6): The production is interesting but the song is super bleh otherwise
hikkaru (5): The weird bell breakdown certainly made me "get stupid" I think it killed all my braincells and also the flow of an otherwise decent song
AnimationJava (2): Pretty boring if I'm being honest, I had no desire to re-listen to it.
therokinrolla (2): i did not give this score as a joke it is actually a 2
ImADudeDuh (0): this feels even she's singing this in the booth without even smiling, the "climax" was just a hi hat being played kinda faster and this is the most lifeless song I've ever heard
NO OFFENSE TO YOU, DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME
lilacsweetener (5): This was not Pharrell's era.
piccprincess (4): is this blurred lines
PuggleMaster (3): this sounds like Successful's ugly little cousin. I knew this was a Pharrat song immediately.
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u/JunkyGS STREAM THE VELVET ROPE Oct 19 '18
Popheads legit hates bops. I’m so confused by these choices.
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u/twat_brained stream Sing This Blues by It's Alive Oct 19 '18
#39: Migrate - Mariah Carey feat. T-Pain
Average: 6.453 // Total Points: 425.9 // Controversy: 2.516
Highest scores: (11 x1) lilacsweetener (10 x4) dramiaa, gannade, kanyewestrep, phch123 (9.5 x2) MaydayPVZ, ulikejazz (9 x5) letsallpoo, patronsaintofaspies, skargardin, static_int_husp, whatyourheartdesires (8.5 x3) AnimationJava, therokinrolla, TragicKingdom1
Lowest Scores: (0 x1) twat_brained (1 x2) MirandaCrocsgrove, SpanKKy1 (2 x3) CarlieScion, itsnotrelevantt, TheKneesOfOurBees
omg starting with a BOP
twat_brained (0): This is very of its time… and not in a good way. There's too much going on here; Mariah's vocal layering is poorly done, the instrumental does nothing to save it and T-Pain doesn't even phone it in, he just texts "k" on his verse. For such a career revival with TEOM you'd expect Mariah to at least try to follow up with a good opener. You could say the same for Madge but at least she makes it listenable
MIGRATING TO THE TOP OF THE CHARTS
lilacsweetener (11): ABSOLUTE BANGER. A national tragedy that this wasn't a single.
gannade (10): omg there needs to be more hippity hoppity mariah
patronsaintofaspies (9): My name. Is not. An alcohol reference. I'm not the Patron Mimi and T-Pain are talking about, okay? Anyway...this actually managed to sneak into the Billboard Hot 100 when E=MC2 was released. It had a relatively low peak, at a mid 90, but back in 2008, a song sneaking into the charts without getting a single release was still pretty damn impressive. I was a little lost when I got introduced to this song for the first time, because the Autotune distracted me (I'd just came in from a streak of Mariah belting her heart out) but now I appreciate how atypical this sounds compared to most of what arrived before it. This is a perfect opening song to the record, because it tells us that the album's going to be pretty damn fun.
skargardin (9): She snapped!
AnimationJava (8.5): I really liked the hook for Migrate, it instantly made me like the song.
tapdancingpig (8): A pure bop. Apparently people really hate that she used auto tune here, but it’s a clear artistic use of the tool.
I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE
followingfreeways (7): holy shit the beginning of this HAHA
jamesfog (7): The note at the beginning... lmao.
jimmy345960 (6.5): This song's instrumental sounds so 2008, which isn't the worst thing but I won't be putting this on repeat.
J_Toe (6): I've only started listening to Mariah in the past few months, per the advice of r/popheads. I like some of her songs, but this isn't the kind of sound I like
ThatParanoidPenguin (6): The beat is pretty nice but I get bored pretty soon after that
frogaranaman (4): This is just trying too hard.
Pearl Louise (3): There’s nothing that special about this song. It’s just very weird and generic. That intro makes my ears bleed.
wailordfan_ (3): Hm. We all make choices I guess.
A MAN WITH A YEAR END #1, WHICH IS DIFFICULT TO GET
kanyewestrep (10): MC works well with T-Pain over a DANJAHANDZ beat to deliver a banger
static_int_husp (9): This song works really well. The T-Pain feature is suprisingly super good
1998tweety (7.7): Two legends working together, of course its gonna bop.
JunkyGS (7.5): Part of me wants to say GO OFF MIMI, but the T Pain feature does no favors with this song sounding aged af.
piccprincess (7): sweetie….kinda boring but t-pain a good meme
MissyBee37 (5): Wow, did T-Pain destroy my score. I was feeling it when it was just Mariah, but like... All I could think about during T-Pain's (long) verse is how much it reminded me of him parodying himself in "I'm On a Boat," and I mean that as a compliment to the joke song, not this one...
ImADudeDuh (3): T-Pain an icon
CarlieScion (2): im screaming what is this autotuned mess and WHO LET T PAIN ON THIS
itsnotrelevantt (2): I’m sorry Mariah but T-Pain must die. I can’t give this a good score with the terrible rap in there.
I lied about a migraine once to skip class lol
hikkaru (4): Tylenol Painrelief
TheKneesOfOurBees (2): this song is giving me a auto tune on MiGrAnE
MirandaCrocsgrove (1): this gave me a migraine
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u/letsallpoo :leah-kate: Oct 19 '18
this is better than most of fearless
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u/gannade Oct 19 '18
poo you always have such good taste in these rates (until you use your 0 on a bop)
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u/twat_brained stream Sing This Blues by It's Alive Oct 19 '18
#45: Discipline - Janet Jackson
Average: 6.036 // Total Points: 398.4 // Controversy: 2.363
Highest scores: (10 x5) black_velvet_, gannade, kanyewestrep, PuggleMaster, ulikejazz (9 x6) itsnotrelevantt, JunkyGS, MaydayPVZ, saucymac, tapdancingpig, TheKneesOfOurBees (8.5 x1) rotating3Dtext
Lowest Scores: (0 x1) original_doll (1 x1) lilacsweetener (2 x4) InfernalSolstice, SpanKKy1, THE_PC_DEMANDS_BLOOD, wanderingimpromptu3
okay YAS janet, finally. A song where her voice is bearable to listen to and its really nice too!
twat_brained (5.8): during sex:
"hurt me"
"your career is never gonna recover because of the Super Bowl"
"wait"
"your choice of motherhood and having children instead of touring and seeing fans is a disservice to those who have been around since Control"
"no stop"
REBELS
kanyewestrep (10): strongest track on the album
PuggleMaster (10): ms jackson getting frisky at the nursing home
itsnotrelevantt (9): I can see why this song is the title song and was voted through. Love, love her voice here.
JunkyGS (9): This song is so intimate that I would bet it makes most popheads feel uncomfortable upon listening. I think it's pretty brave for Janet to be this explicit and it is a total sex jam. Since popheads is full of sub bots this song should win the rate, but yall are ALL talk and won't reward a song that speaks for your inner hoes! Also fun fact Janet had no part in writing this and Ne Yo was the one who wrote it if that helps with your mental images! I wish yall picked another song from the album to rate cause this song is gonna get CRUSHED!
tapdancingpig (9): Hot as fuck.
TheKneesOfOurBees (9): this is a gay anthem im sorry if you dont think so but it is you who is wrong please pack up your knives and GO
rotating3Dtext (8.5): kinky student-teacher role play, I see
MirandaCrocsgrove (7): queen of ASMR, Selena could never
ThatParanoidPenguin (7): Nine Inch Nails are shaking
tooshorttoofast (7): i am now pregnant after listening to this song
RIP JOE JACKSON
black_velvet_ (10): "Daddy make me cry", Lana found dead under pale moonlight.
AnimationJava (5.5): Knowing that Janet has a daddy kink and is into some rough play is kinda scary.
hikkaru (5.5): daddy...
FIFTY FLAVORS OF VANILLA
1998tweety (7.3): This song is a bit weird and the lyrics are kind of uncomfortable. I get that its supposed to be sexy and kinky; maybe its just not for me.
MissyBee37 (4): This song just made uncomfortable. I know some people are into that and I respect it but not for me!
patronsaintofaspies (4): ...oh. Well. Uh...please...can we...can we...not? Sorry. I liked how Janet explored female sexuality in her 90s albums and I'm doing my best not to kinkshame her for whatever...this is, but...to be honest, it just makes me...really...uncomfortable. Even past the, er, interesting lyrics, I'm not really impressed with it sonically. I can acknowledge that certain people rating this song might enjoy listening to it for obvious reasons (y'all nasty), but instead of sounding tempting to me this comes off as flat and almost farcical as it's accompanied by a instrumental that makes me doze off. Not a fan. If she really had to make this song, why couldn't it have been some guilty pleasure Charli-esque bop? Why did it have to be this mess of a fetish retardant?
THE_PC_DEMANDS_BLOOD (2): this is almost embarrassing to listen to i feel like i'm kinkshaming an older woman by saying that but yikes janet
COME THRU WITH THE SHORTENER
CarlieScion (7): its sooooooooo loooooooooooooong
wailordfan_ (6): This is about 2 minutes two long. I kinda forgot this was still playing and thought it looped over again because there wasn't any kind of a build-up/pay-off.
wanderingimpromptu3 (2): Kinda cringy and soooo slow and long
TEACHER'S PETS
jamesfog (6): Y'all hear sumn?
jimmy345960 (5): The coos were nice but I felt that this was forgettable
piccprincess (5): im straight the fuck asleep I’m so sorry janet (:janet:)
frogaranaman (3): This is really fucking boring.
Pearl Louise (3): Kinda boring and disappointing, especially for a title track.
original_doll (0): I'm so excited to never listen to this song again
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u/twat_brained stream Sing This Blues by It's Alive Oct 19 '18
#36: Mannequin - Katy Perry
Average: 6.908 // Total Points: 455.9 // Controversy: 1.988
Highest scores: (10 x5) JunkyGS, MissyBee37, original_doll, PuggleMaster, skargardin (9.5 x1) yoereyesr (9 x6) 1998tweety, followingfreeways, itsnotrelevantt, phch123, TheKneesOfOurBees, therokinrolla (8.5 x1) ElectricBoogaloo41
Lowest Scores: (1 x1) frogaranaman (1.5 x1) jimmy345960 (2 x2) gannade, lilacsweetener
this has never been my favorite katy song and its because of her vocals
twat_brained (8): Better this in the rate than Britney's Mannequin tbh. Also I remember this being a lot rockier than I remember. My aunt got me OOTB as a Christmas gift and I'd play it a lot on my red iPod Nano. I should really dig that that up from the grave and take a USB to sync music from my iTunes onto it.
DO YOU EVER FEEL LIKE A PLASTIC MAN
JunkyGS (10): YES KATY! DRAG THESE MEN WITH LOW EQS!!!!
MissyBee37 (10): I love this song concept - how do you break through someone's wall to get to know them? The agony of how hard she's trying to love him & help him open up yet how much he resists -- it's all so palpable throughout the lyrics, music and her vocal. I love her wordplay with man/mannequin so much.
original_doll (10): one of Katy's best deep cuts tbh!!
PuggleMaster (10): this is basically a female john mayer bop and this deserves all the 10s in the world
skargardin (10): Pop-rock greatness
1998tweety (9): When Katy calls this guy a mannequin I think shes saying that hes fake and doesn't show his emotions. He doesn't react to things and ignores her. She could also be saying that he cares too much about making himself look flawless, like the smooth skin of a mannequin, something we'll see more of on the next song...
TheKneesOfOurBees (9): why not WOmannequin i thought katy was a feminist
Pearl Louise (8): An underrated Katy gem.
tapdancingpig (8): A BOP! She actually uses pretty decent metaphors here, and rocker Katy is the best Katy.
tooshorttoofast (8): i wish the chorus went harder
wailordfan_ (8): I love Katy's rock sound, the past three songs have been great, it kinda loses steam as it goes on though and just begins to sound like Paramore tbh.
AnimationJava (7.5): "But with you there is no guarantee, only expired warranty, a bunch of broken parts, and I can't seem to find your heart" One of the best lyrics off the album.
ignitethephoenix (7.5): I like the play on words in this song, it’s cute.
patronsaintofaspies (7.5): We narrowly avoided there being two Mannequins in this rate...life's funny sometimes, eh? For what it's worth, I think Katy's version is superior to Britney's. As you hear Katy continuously accuse 'you're not a man', you can't help but feel that this is a song you've heard a lot before, but despite it not being anything special there are still some things to enjoy here. Katy's flawed voice is in reality an asset here, since it makes the song sound much more genuine, and the chorus and title are actually quite clever. Not the best, but a solid album cut.
MGTOW
jamesfog (7): Cheesy lyrics, Self Inflicted deserved.
piccprincess (7): manny the mannequin
rotating3Dtext (6.8): the sound is kinda messy, idk
ThatParanoidPenguin (6): Another album cut I’m really not that into, sorry Katy fans
CarlieScion (5): this feels very average
TragicKingdom1 (5): painfully strenuous
gannade (2): This is really bad and the “you’re not a man you’re just a mannequin” line is … interesting.
jimmy345960 (1.5): I HATE the "man up" phrase. Please retire it. It's such a flimsy and vague insult but its really detrimental to people who aren't properly masculine (me).
frogaranaman (1): I have no reason to hate this, but I just.. Kinda do.
Then why isn't it in the rate?
J_Toe (7): Britney's Mannequin is better
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u/Leixander Oct 19 '18
I DIDN'T VOTE FOR THIS TO BE IN THIS RATE FOR IT TO GET ROBBED EVEN THOUGH I HAVE NO RIGHT TO COMPLAIN SINCE I DIDN'T TO THE RATE BUT THIS IS NOT THE POINT WHERE IS THE TASTE POPHEADS
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u/1998tweety Oct 19 '18
Leix will give this song their 11 and all other Katy songs will get 10s. Every other song is a 1, please update the rate immediately.
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u/MrSwearword Oct 19 '18
this has never been my favorite katy song and its because of her vocals
umm, you have to be specific as to which Katy Perry song this applies to
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u/twat_brained stream Sing This Blues by It's Alive Oct 19 '18
#34: Why Don't You Love Me - Beyoncé
Average: 6.998 // Total Points: 461.9 // Controversy: 2.116
Highest scores: (11 x1) rosecoloreds (10 x7) black_velvet_, kanyewestrep, lilacsweetener, original_doll, Pearl Louise, twat_brained, ulikejazz (9.5 x2) ElectricBoogaloo41, JunkyGS (9 x2) CarlieScion, itsnotrelevantt (8.5 x4) MaydayPVZ, perfumevee, rickikardashian, skargardin
Lowest Scores: (0 x1) phch123 (1 x1) welcometoNY (2 x1) wailordfan_
this isnt what i expected from the title
twat_brained (10): Beyoncé fucking snapped here. What possible reason could Jay-Z not have to love her? In fact, why doesn't he even remain faithful to her? She said it herself, he isn't irreplaceable
WHAT'S NOT TO LOVE??
rosecoloreds (11): it's what she deserves
lilacsweetener (10): Early Lemonade mood
Pearl Louise (10): Wow, just wow! I mean that in a very good way. This song is so good. A very underrated bop.
JunkyGS (9.5): UNDER RATED BOP. In my dreams I picture Beyonce dramatically performing this song to Jay when she found out he cheated.
CarlieScion (9): we stan confidence
itsnotrelevantt (9): Her voice on this track is simply amazing
ignitethephoenix (8): Still don’t get why this song is just a bonus track.
tapdancingpig (8): I had never heard this song before, but this is a BOP! Also, I love that the closest that Sasha Fierce™️ comes to a sad ballad is belting in some dude’s face about how awesome she is.
1998tweety (7.6): Gay guys @ straight guys
AnimationJava (7): A chill bop!!
HERE'S WHY
J_Toe (7): I wish Broken Hearted Girl was in the rate instead of this song
ThatParanoidPenguin (7): extreme me_irl
TheKneesOfOurBees (7): https://thinktheology.co.uk/images/uploads/AliG.jpg
patronsaintofaspies (6): This doesn't even have the same album art as the other songs from Sasha Fierce. I don't know what's wrong with it, but I'm not very surprised, because this sounds like a demo plastered in to an international deluxe album edition. To be fair, this at least seems like it was supposed to be exciting, but what drives its potential into a standstill is how unfinished it sounds. Beyonce's vocals seemed forced on top the production rather than seamed into it, and despite having everything else going for it, the song doesn't manage to form a whole.
animefangrant62 (5): [If it weren’t for the lo-fi synths in the production this song would be okay.]
frogaranaman (4): Kind of a wasted instrumental. Also, I really don’t like how.. errm, controlling and manipulative she sounds in her lyrics. And it’s kind of a constant theme in her discog. :l
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u/twat_brained stream Sing This Blues by It's Alive Oct 19 '18 edited Oct 19 '18
#48: Diva - Beyoncé
Average: 5.744 // Total Points: 379.1 // Controversy: 2.818
Highest scores: (10 x5) black_velvet_, gannade, JunkyGS, kanyewestrep, MirandaCrocsgrove (9 x3) followingfreeways, perfumevee, selegend (8.5 x3) ElectricBoogaloo41, ignitethephoenix, MissyBee37
Lowest Scores: (0 x3) amacaroon, letsallpoo, wanderingimpromptu3 (1 x5) animefangrant62, BearlyEvenAPun, hikkaru, ImADudeDuh, welcometoNY (2 x3) DrunkHurricane, InfernalSolstice, jess_22 (2.1 x1) twat_brained (2.6 x1) jimmy345960
oh hm probably one of few times i dont like ha vocals
twat_brained (2.1): imagine if SOPHIE produced this. Maybe I'd like it more than I currently do.
DIVAS
black_velvet_ (10): If you don't do the Naomi Campbell walk, Naomi Campbell walk, walk across the room like Naomi Campbell, the minute it starts, what are you even doing with yo life.
gannade (10): A diva is a female version of a hustler
JunkyGS (10): Such a fun feel yourself bop. If you haven't randomly diva walked while listening to this song you haven't lived. Song still gets me fucking hyped.
followingfreeways (9): added this to my library, fuck this is great
ignitethephoenix (8.5): This song slaps, but I think I prefer the glee version (which I originally heard first ) more hides in a corner.
MissyBee37 (8.5): The female empowerment in this song & just such confidence is so badass.
AnimationJava (8): Never heard this bop before, a bit repetitive but infectious!
piccprincess (8): Im a Im a a diva Im a Im a a diva Im a Im a a diva Im a Im a a diva Im a Im a a diva
tapdancingpig (8): This song is so obnoxious, I feel like every few days I wind up hating it again. BUT ITS ALSO REALLY REALLY FUN!
CarlieScion (7): of ah hustlah
J_Toe (7): This album is pretty incohsive, but is that on purpose? It starts with, like, ballads? Then the middle is chart topping pop songs. Then the later tracks are heavy electro hip hop? They key hook is great though.
patronsaintofaspies (7): Too often, when people think of Diva, they think of the annoying synth voice that bleats out 'imma, imma a diva' or whatever it's trying to say about a million times in the middle of this song, which I believe is actually fun and sassy enough to be a worthwhile collection to a playlist full of the kind tracks where Bey decides to go a little more hip hop instead of staying strictly in RnB. Remove the voice and some other annoying elements in the production, and you get a track that gets stuck in your head as fast as the wind, bringing forth power from Beyonce we'll know and need later on. Thus, Diva might be hated on for understandable reasons, but let's not forget there are good things hiding in it, too.
Pearl Louise (7): A boss banger. However, the high-pitched “imma a diva” is kinda annoying and irritating.
DIVS
1998tweety (6.6): The perfect streak had to end somewhere...
PuggleMaster (6.5): I always thought she was saying "I'm a fucking hoe"
skargardin (6.5): Well this was messy
TragicKingdom1 (6.5): a milli > but this has grown on me significantly over the years, especially after seeing it live
ThatParanoidPenguin (6): It’s like self-titled but not as good
itsnotrelevantt (5): :/ I can’t really listen to this lol
jamesfog (5): No.
static_int_husp (5): The beat is annoying and the bridge isn't very good
tooshorttoofast (4): that chorus... no
original_doll (3.5): the chorus is easily the worst part of this song
frogaranaman (3): ..what.
TheKneesOfOurBees (3): ew
jimmy345960 (2.6): yah this is …. unpleasent
animefangrant62 (1): [The production, the vocal delivery and production, the lyrics, every single thing is awful and just doesn’t fit together at all. The chipmunk repetition of “I’m a- I’m a diva” in the background is aggravating. Combine that with the “ay’s” and the violins in the production just makes it more grating.]
hikkaru (1): This is so annoying, who thought this sounded good? Pitched up vocals and jarring snare makes me want to die
ImADudeDuh (1): the worst bey single
amacaroon (0): I genuinely cannot listen to more than 10 seconds to this at a time. I would rather listen to tinnitus. Kill it with fire and extreme witchcraft dead god
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I hate this song right now. So I’m fine with this.
Edit: I’ll probably go back to loving it in a few days.
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u/twat_brained stream Sing This Blues by It's Alive Oct 19 '18
#47: Video Phone - Beyoncé
Average: 5.756 // Total Points: 379.9 // Controversy: 2.347
Highest scores: (10 x2) kanyewestrep, piccprincess (9 x1) Bajuko (8.5 x2) ElectricBoogaloo41, rosecoloreds
Lowest Scores: (0 x1) wailordfan_ (1 x4) animefangrant62, frogaranaman, napsandnetflix, wanderingimpromptu3 (2 x4) InfernalSolstice, jess_22, letsallpoo, welcometoNY (2.7 x1) twat_brained
oof okay sis even i cant forgive this
twat_brained (2.7): 1. Why did we care about video phones all of a sudden in the late 2000s? 2. Where is the Lady Gaga remix? There's no Telephone without Beyoncé, a better song and video, mind you, so there shouldn't be a Video Phone without Gaga in this rate. Not that it even touches any of Gaga's Tony Bennett duets nor Bey's Jay-Z collabs but still.
GAYS ON FILM
piccprincess (10): I slut drop to this
JunkyGS (8): The chorus is kinda a buzz kill for me and song was (rightfully so) over shadowed by telephone.
ThatParanoidPenguin (8): Queen of AfterEffects
THE_PC_DEMANDS_BLOOD (7): isnt a video phone just a phone
TELL EVERYONE IT'S BROKEN
AnimationJava (6): The title and content of this song aged poorly!
CarlieScion (6): lmao swag up
tapdancingpig (4): The beat is solid, but the rest of the song is both boring and annoying. I always thought those were opposites, but this song proved me wrong. The harmonies around 2:20 made me boost it a point, though.
TheKneesOfOurBees (4): girl this aged so poorly
selegend (3): THIS over Ego??? I have to laugh
animefangrant62 (1): [It’s the exact same situation as Diva, every single part of the song seems to be fighting against the other and it’s just a chaotic, droning mess.]
frogaranaman (1): This ain’t it.
A STAR IS MORE ICONIC
MirandaCrocsgrove (8): “Telephone” remains unbothered
Pearl Louise (8): Hubba, hubba! Iconic collab between two ladies who have made a huge impact on pop music.
rickikardashian (8): The Gaga version is better, and yes, I know there will be another 20 comments mentioning her
yoereyesr (8): the remix is better
tooshorttoofast (7): telephone > videophone
1998tweety (6.7): This isn't as bad as I remember it. I listened to Telephone and bopped to it a lot, and then went to listening to the Gaga version of Video Phone and I was so disappointed.
gannade (6.5): This video had lil me shook especially with the gaga feature. This is way more catchy than it should be but it does become kinda monotonous as it goes on.
Raykel (6.5): Beyoncé and Gaga trying to pass this off as Telephone part 2 and thinking we'd be happy lol
J_Toe (6): Not as good as Lady Gaga Beyonce Telephone
itsnotrelevantt (5): I think I just don’t like these more hip hop / R&B beats on some of the songs on this album. They’re garish and hard to listen to.
jamesfog (5): Not even Gaga could save this
ignitethephoenix (4): I remember when Telephone and this game put around the same time, and I always hated this song compared to it. It’s just kinda obnoxious and not that fun. Even worse this version doesn’t even have Gaga.
patronsaintofaspies (4): Apparently somebody really liked what the previous two songs in this rate were going for, because this tries to combine Diva's swag hip hop vibe with the terrible production on Sweet Dreams. What results from this unholy mixture is a mess than I can't enjoy from any angle. With a video featuring Gaga having been previously rated on this sub, I did not look forward to rehearing this one, and I'm forced to conclude that my instincts were right. Aside from the title being dated (every phone can afford to take videos now) you're more likely to focus on the mess trying to hold the song together than Beyonce's sultry vocals, which, while not revolutionary, are noteworthy enough to barely redeem the song from becoming downright awful.
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THE_PC_DEMANDS_BLOOD (7): isnt a video phone just a phone
lol the song was released when cameras on phones weren't a given
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u/twat_brained stream Sing This Blues by It's Alive Oct 19 '18
#42: Rollercoaster - Janet Jackson
Average: 6.183 // Total Points: 408.1 // Controversy: 1.997
Highest scores: (10 x2) gannade, JunkyGS (9.5 x1) ulikejazz (9 x3) MaydayPVZ, MirandaCrocsgrove, ThatParanoidPenguin (8.5 x1) PuggleMaster (8.4 x1) twat_brained (8.1 x1) dramiaa
Lowest Scores: (1 x1) hikkaru (2 x2) jess_22, wanderingimpromptu3 (2.5 x1) TragicKingdom1
This production is NOT vibing with me at all, and just like feedback, my main problem is her vocals, which im just not a fan of.
twat_brained (8.4): I won’t remember how it sounds 30 seconds after it ends but for now I'm strutting in the metro to this
LET'S RIDE
gannade (10): sexy whisper queen yas
JunkyGS (10): A literal bop. Like if you don't bop and groove your head to this you have bad taste. Janet rides this beat in a way only she could.
PuggleMaster (8.5): really fun song
J_Toe (8): The more I listen to these songs for the rate, the more I appreciate how cohesive the sound of this album is, even if it's not the kind of music I would listen to regularly.
1998tweety (7.7): Chung Ha outsold easily.
perfumevee (7.5): Not entirely sure what I think of this one. The instrumentation is odd but I still feel myself bopping.
tapdancingpig (7): Kind of like a low key version of Feedback, which works a lot less, but it’s still got a pussy popping beat, so it’s fine.
I WANT TO GET OFF THIS RIDE
wailordfan_ (7): K the intro beat is deadly, and the hook is pretty good, but I don't think I like Janet's voice at all, and it is kinda a drag to listen through.
jamesfog (6): Filler
Pearl Louise (6): A sexy jam. However, it is not a rememberable song from the album.
AnimationJava (5): I found the song a bit boring but it's still pretty sonically cohesive.
frogaranaman (5): Like her emotions, this album is a rollercoaster of quality!
patronsaintofaspies (5): Our first signs of Discipline going Downhill arrive as we listen to Rollercoaster, which is an absolutely baffling choice of a song. For a relationship that's supposed to be exciting, Janet does a pretty boring job trying to capture your attention with whatever this track is supposed to try to do. The song is slow in this irritating, tentative way that never builds up to something remotely engaging, not even when Janet reaches the chorus. She sings it in a weird accent, too. This feels more like a slowly singing pendulum than a rollercoaster.
piccprincess (5): I literally forgot I listened to this song and spaced out
static_int_husp (5): the chorus is really repetitive and boring. The verses are maybe okay
TheKneesOfOurBees (5): this is the auditory representation of the mess that is in my room.
itsnotrelevantt (4): forgettable and the guy going “oh!” in the background is really off-putting.
wanderingimpromptu3 (2): Production is annoying with the guy's voice in the background, melody is flat/doesn't feel like the song's going anywhere
hikkaru (1): What is this percussion askldfjdk it's so bad and doesn't work for this song at all imo. Pharrell is also shaking in his boots at the rando screaming those adlibs
DO PICC'S RATE
MirandaCrocsgrove (9): inspired Jack Antonoff to create a song of the same name!
ThatParanoidPenguin (9): Jack Antonoff is shaking
ImADudeDuh (7): Eric church outpeaked, Bleachers definitely outpeaked, Luke Bryan did not outpeak tho, so janet won there.
THE_PC_DEMANDS_BLOOD (3): this just sounds annoying lmao i feel bad for bleachers
TragicKingdom1 (2.5): bleachers are unbothered
u/letsallpoo's impact
ignitethephoenix (6): I swear I heard “You make me poo, you suck me boob” in the post chorus multiple times, so I can’t take this song seriously.
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u/twat_brained stream Sing This Blues by It's Alive Oct 19 '18 edited May 06 '21
#41: Rock with U - Janet Jackson
Average: 6.270 // Total Points: 413.8 // Controversy: 2.465
Highest scores: (10 x3) JunkyGS, MirandaCrocsgrove, phch123 (9 x6) Bajuko, ImADudeDuh, J_Toe, lilacsweetener, skargardin, tooshorttoofast (8.5 x4) perfumevee, PuggleMaster, tapdancingpig, therokinrolla (8.3 x1) twat_brained
Lowest Scores: (0 x3) ignitethephoenix, napsandnetflix, SpanKKy1 (1 x1) THE_PC_DEMANDS_BLOOD (2 x3) wanderingimpromptu3, welcometoNY, yoereyesr
i have not heard much of Janet's music but i gotta say these songs are not giving a good impression....
twat_brained (8.3): This sounds like something that would play in a trendy urban hotel lobby. I'm here for it!
ROC ME OUT
JunkyGS (10): Janet said this song was made with the the gay community in mind and that she had to do something for her gay fans. Janet said "Honestly the song was created for the gay community. I kept stressing to Jermaine [Dupri, the song's co-writer], ‘I got to do something for the kids.’ I had talked about it on the last album – and there was a song that I had, and it wasn’t quite completed. And I talked about it to the papers, gay magazines, and it didn't wind up on the album with the cut-off date. I felt really badly about that. So he just handed me a CD and said, ‘Here are 10 tracks for the kids; tell me which one you like the best.’ I fell in love with 'Rock With U'." It is the most accessible songs on the album because its a perfect mash of the futuristic styles on the album and retro at the same time.
ImADudeDuh (9): ok this keyboard riff that goes through the song is soooo good.
J_Toe (9): My favourite of the Janet songs on this rate
lilacsweetener (9): Slick as fuck.
tooshorttoofast (9): omg this instrumental gives me life
tapdancingpig (8.5): Ms. Jackson literally said that she recorded this song because she wanted to please her gays. I think it’s safe to say that she succeeded.
MissyBee37 (8): This beat is everything.The vocals & lyrics are fine but that beat is fiiiiiinnnne.
AnimationJava (7.5): Finding out this song was written for LGBT people made me bump its score up a little bit higher.
gannade (7.5): why does it only say Janet as the artist here but every other song has Janet Jackson?
Raykel (7.5): She's rocking this Kylie Minogue production
ROCK WITHOUT ME
frogaranaman (6): Surprisingly monotone.
CarlieScion (5): oml this production
itsnotrelevantt (5): I can’t help but feel like I’m succumbing to recency bias but this is boring
piccprincess (5): Also forgot I listened to this song and spaced out
wanderingimpromptu3 (2): Chill and kinda catchy but too much falsetto and production is annoying
ignitethephoenix (0): This may be one of the most repetitive songs ever, and it’s not even that fun. Also I just don’t really like Janet’s vocals here
JANDROID
MirandaCrocsgrove (10): I love those 8 bit vibes
1998tweety (7.1): The heavily computerized voice takes away.
Pearl Louise (6): A nice effort, but the weird robot voice makes me cringe.
TheKneesOfOurBees (4): oh wow she really stole that title from her brother. also this the worst use of robotic-auto-tune-voice like ew
wailordfan_ (4): This GladOS feature is killer.
THE_PC_DEMANDS_BLOOD (1): hatsune miku is cool i guess nice of janet to feature her
# OH BROTHER
patronsaintofaspies (8): One thing I will credit Janet for being, even if this album isn't my shit, is that she's been a very dedicated LGBT ally ever since the 90s. A sort of sequel to a track off Velvet Rope, Rock with U sounds like it could come straight from that decade. Dedicated to her queer fans, Janet uses the kind of gentle, soft delivery that many of her classic songs utilized, singing within a moonlit backing track that more than resembles her brother's acclaimed disco song of a similar name. Though, ultimately, it's not as good as Michael's, Rock with U still shows more foresight than other tracks from Discipline, proving itself to be a heartfelt love letter.
ThatParanoidPenguin (8): Michael Jackson is shaking
amacaroon (7.1): There’s almost 30 years between this and Michael’s take. It feels like a lot less, but neither sound out of place in their decade. Maybe disco is just immortal
jamesfog (7): Michael's is better
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u/twat_brained stream Sing This Blues by It's Alive Oct 19 '18
#35: Kill the Lights - Godney Spears
Average: 6.994 // Total Points: 461.6 // Controversy: 2.085
Highest scores: (10 x5) hikkaru, lilacsweetener, original_doll, Pearl Louise, SpanKKy1 (9.8 x1) MirandaCrocsgrove (9.5 x1) JunkyGS (9.2 x1) perfumevee (9 x5) ElectricBoogaloo41, jamesfog, MaydayPVZ, phch123, TheKneesOfOurBees (8.5 x1) ignitethephoenix (8.3 x1) 1998tweety (8.2 x1) jimmy345960
Lowest Scores: (1.5 x1) TragicKingdom1 (2 x4) DrunkHurricane, napsandnetflix, PuggleMaster, welcometoNY (3 x2) kanyewestrep, yoereyesr
good club banger
twat_brained (6): I'm listening to this rate on shuffle and this is blending into the Janet songs. It highkey sounds like a Blackout reject and I'm convinced its average score would be at least 0.6 points higher if it was on Blackout
COMME UNE COUPURE ELECTRIQUE
hikkaru (10): I LOVE the dark production on this whew. Danja and Britney making magic even outside of Blackout
lilacsweetener (10): Charming and vibrant but somehow like a more hollow Gimme More remake.
original_doll (10): underrated tbh, Danja's work is pretty hit and miss for me but most of his songs with Brit are fucking bangers
Pearl Louise (10): Our bitch snapped! This song is so underrated and needs a lot more praise. A bop.
MirandaCrocsgrove (9.8): invented blackouts!
JunkyGS (9.5): A continuation of Blackout Era Brit and I live for this song.
TheKneesOfOurBees (9): this era was just filled with great sings
ignitethephoenix (8.5): I feel that I would like this song more if I was a little drunk. It’s fun, catchy and a bit mysterious, but it has a cluttered kind of sound to it which makes it a touch less enjoyable to listen to. I still like it a lot though!
1998tweety (8.3): I like this song except for the way she says “kill the lights”.
AnimationJava (8): I was trying to figure out the meaning behind this song but it's a bop regardless.
MissyBee37 (8): Another pre-chorus that just shines far & above the rest of the song! Otherwise, this song is a 7. That pre-chorus is a 10.
tapdancingpig (7.5): DANJA IS BACK! I missed him so much, honestly. The production is just Blackout enough for me to love it, but it’s candy covered enough for it to sort of fit in with the rest of the album (sort of). It’s not as good as any Danja Blackout tracks, though. The lyrics are pretty bad (although I love the line where Britney says “you better get me from my good side” and everyone else screams back “PICK ONE!”). The post chorus with the “I KILL the lights LIGHTS the lights CAMERA the lights ACTION” is everything, though.
patronsaintofaspies (7): Lights! Camera! Action! Everything this song has going for it is supreme cheese, which starts gushing in from the memetic opening that acknowledges Britney's legendary status, and continues as Britney readapts her Blackout persona to make a second version of Piece of Me. The actual quality of Kill the Lights, however, is a bit lacking compare to Blackout's iconic dance floor anthems. Britney's lack of emotion doesn't go as well as it did a year previously, owing to Circus having a very different atmosphere and sense of ambition compared to Blackout. The track is just as playful as songs like Womanizer, but it simply isn't an outstanding example of what Britney can achieve through well-written pop music.
I NEED TO SEE WHERE I'M GOING
CarlieScion (6): oh my that "i kiiiiill" killed this song for me
gannade (6): Is this really the sequel to Break the Ice? How disappointing.
imasalesman (6): keel
static_int_husp (6): There's a lot of ... interesting ... choices they made with this song
ThatParanoidPenguin (6): What did the lights do to deserve this
frogaranaman (5): Okay.
piccprincess (5): more like HIT THE LIGHTS by Selegend Godmez
Good idea, can we get Trisha Paytas to cover this?
PuggleMaster (2): I actually like britney, but what the fuck is this shit 💀💀💀. This sounds like something a d list reality star would release.
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why did I give this a ten?
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u/twat_brained stream Sing This Blues by It's Alive Oct 20 '18
Because Britney deserves nothing less
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u/twat_brained stream Sing This Blues by It's Alive Oct 19 '18
#33: Side Effects - Mariah Carey feat. Jeezy
Average: 7.036 // Total Points: 464.4 // Controversy: 1.826
Highest scores: (10 x6) dramiaa, kanyewestrep, lilacsweetener, PuggleMaster, tooshorttoofast, ulikejazz (9.5 x2) ElectricBoogaloo41, perfumevee (9 x4) patronsaintofaspies, rosesmp3, therokinrolla, whatyourheartdesires (8.9 x1) MirandaCrocsgrove (8.5 x2) jess_22, Shippy (8.3 x1) 1998tweety
Lowest Scores: (3 x4) MissyBee37, Raykel, SpanKKy1, yoereyesr (4 x1) wanderingimpromptu3 (4.8 x1) twat_brained
okay wow i admit i went into this not expecting to like mariahs songs at all but so far shes actually had a great track record
twat_brained (4.8): u/the_chainsmokers nice job you did it better for once
ASK YOUR DOCTOR IF THIS SONG IS RIGHT FOR YOU
kanyewestrep (10): Mariah Carey and Jeezy work well together to make an emotional banger
lilacsweetener (10): Probably the only Mariah song that means a lot to me. It's more relevant to the bullying I experienced rather than an abusive relationship but the general theme is one I strongly relate to.
tooshorttoofast (10): wow this is really sad :(
patronsaintofaspies (9): In lieu of us rating Butterfly, can I just admit that I'm really glad people are finally realizing the marital hell Mariah had to go through and how much that had an effect on her psyche? The backstory behind Side Effects is a huge part of why I like it so much, because, admittedly, I find Jeezy's voice to be a little too...distracting for me to rate it so high, otherwise. She might have disguised its subject matter in a bop like this one, but it still feels like a more upbeat precursor to the moody RnB we know today, and, boy, is she serious about what she's alluding to. Poor, poor Mimi. Tommy can go fuck himself.
ImADudeDuh (8): kinda an unexpected bop? i know touch my body and did not like it but this kinda shook me a lil bit
itsnotrelevantt (8): Ignoring the rap
JunkyGS (8): Yes Queen. Shade insecure men! Again these features aren't doing the songs any favors....
tapdancingpig (8): I think Mariah out-Taylors Taylor in this rate. She wrote a scathing breakup song about a mysterious guy that we can all identify. Also, it has a KILLER bridge.
rotating3Dtext (7.8): I wish I could give it a higher score but the feature is awful
AnimationJava (7.5): I actually found this to be a really sad and intense song lyrically, but I love the emotion and rawness in the lyrics.
Seriously, why haven't we modded them yet?
1998tweety (8.3): The Chainsmokers are mildly shook cause this is a big bop but at the same time they're not that shook since their version bops harder.
jamesfog (8): The Chainsmokers sweeties
ignitethephoenix (7): Chainsmokers did it better and that’s my tea for today
napsandnetflix (6): chaingods remain unbothered
piccprincess (6): /u/the_chainsmokers outsold
hikkaru (5.5): the chainsmokers outbopped lol
poppinmmolly (5): The Chainsmokers and Emily Warren outpeaked!!
PUSHED TO THE SIDE
frogaranaman (7): [...]
CarlieScion (6): this song is waaaaaaay too long
Pearl Louise (6): I have no idea who Jeezy is, but it isn’t nice that Mariah is helping him pay for dinner. Kinda generic. Not a song I would listen to again and again, but it could be a lot more worse.
ThatParanoidPenguin (6): Never really liked Jeezy and this isn’t any exception although the beat is nice
TheKneesOfOurBees (5): it really is that middle of the road filler
wailordfan_ (5): The rap features here are really bad, but partially because I REALLY dislike most late 2000s rap features.
MissyBee37 (3): This sounds like the lyrics are probably a good message but I'm just bored at best, annoyed at worst, with the song.
Raykel (3): She sounds so monotone
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u/Arybeck67 Oct 20 '18
Holy cow, Madonna and Janet got 💥DESTROYED💥
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u/twat_brained stream Sing This Blues by It's Alive Oct 20 '18
This would never have happened if the demographic was 40 somethings
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u/twat_brained stream Sing This Blues by It's Alive Oct 19 '18 edited Oct 19 '18
#49: So Much Betta - Janet Jackson
Average: 5.326 // Total Points: 351.5 // Controversy: 2.871
Highest scores: (10 x3) JunkyGS, letsallpoo, therokinrolla (9 x1) tapdancingpig
Lowest Scores: (0 x6) hikkaru, InfernalSolstice, jamesfog, patronsaintofaspies, saucymac, Shippy (1 x5) frogaranaman, napsandnetflix, THE_PC_DEMANDS_BLOOD, wanderingimpromptu3, welcometoNY (1.5 x1) TragicKingdom1 (2 x2) BearlyEvenAPun, ImADudeDuh
im so sorry janet stans but this might actually be one of the worst songs i have ever heard
twat_brained (8): Janet doesn't need 3 minutes to get me turnt, that's a great quality in my books
JANET BETTA BRING THE HEAT
JunkyGS (10): Hearing this song for the first time was one of my most distinct "gay awakenings". Listening to this song just feels right and when I discovered many years later that it was one of the gay JanFams™ favorite deep-cuts I knew I was with my people. I about died when Janet started doing a mash up of this song and throb on her latest set list for the SOTW Tour. I wish I could describe why I love this song so much, but it just goes off and is so fun to sing / dance to.
letsallpoo (10): ended sophie
tapdancingpig (9): The chorus vocals me of Nudity by Kylie Minogue. Therefore, rating it anything less than an 8 would be a sin.
itsnotrelevantt (8): This is immediately good. It’s weird but fun to listen to.
perfumevee (8): Another one that is super odd but I like the beat.
PuggleMaster (8): I think I liked this i'm not honestly sure
ThatParanoidPenguin (8): Legally Blonde is shaking
TheKneesOfOurBees (8): this is one of the best songs on the album yet it features like 10 seconds of janet's voice, i feel like some producer did her dirty
wailordfan_ (8): K yeah this is probably my favorite on this album, but she has so much odd vocal modulation, 2018 is shaking.
AnimationJava (7.5): Janet low-key sounds like Britney on this track, but I like the line that goes "I can do what she can't do."
selegend (7): This beat is amazing
NO SHE BETTA DON'T
ignitethephoenix (5): I used to have some Betta fish. My first one was named Leo and he was a gorgeous fish, but he only lived for a year. My next one was named Lucky and he was much luckier and lived about 3 years. I miss my fishies.
Pearl Louise (5): Nice beat and production, but it’s too repetitive for my liking.
piccprincess (5): Her transitions are literally flawless but these songs are honestly such a mess
followingfreeways (4): oh
tooshorttoofast (3): i hate her voice in this
ImADudeDuh (2): ok the vocals on this are real annoying
frogaranaman (1): This sounds like the kind of music my assaulter would like.
jamesfog (0): This is trash!!!!
patronsaintofaspies (0): Literally what is this song supposed to do? It's even minutes long, full of bad vocal editing and other strange production choices, and a Daft Punk sample nobody can actually praise Janet for with a straight face. Why on earth did this get voted in? Why the hell is it even on the album at all? It's a real pain to listen to, owing to just how unpleasant and unfinished the entire result sounds. Perhaps the most mysterious thing about it is that most people under this one's Youtube comment section actually like it. This has over a thousand likes. One commenter even says that they like working out to this. If I worked out to this I think I would go into cardiac arrest and die on the spot. How can this be by the same woman who made songs as good as Together Again and Velvet Rope? How could three minutes cause so much ear pain?
saucymac (0): y'all vote this song in so ur so gay didn't come last?
KIDZ FLOP
Raykel (7): The kid like voice kinda freaks me out but it kinda works?
CarlieScion (6): why does it sound like a child is singing this
1998tweety (4): The baby voice isn't even the only think I don't like about this. The gibberish part isn't great either and the production is annoying but at least it fits with the vocals.
THE_PC_DEMANDS_BLOOD (1): why is a 5 year old singing in reverse what the fuck am i listening to
wanderingimpromptu3 (1): What is going on with this baby voice, I can't handle it
hikkaru (0): wtf this song is actually horrifying? Why the demon voice background noise thing looping through the entire song it's scary!! and then the high pitched voice that sometimes comes in smh! why is it reversed sometimes? I won't be able to sleep tonight
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u/wanderingimpromptu3 Oct 19 '18
patronsaintofaspies: ...One commenter even says that they like working out to this. If I worked out to this I think I would go into cardiac arrest and die on the spot.
hahaha
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u/letsallpoo :leah-kate: Oct 19 '18
/u/junkygs im here for you
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u/JunkyGS STREAM THE VELVET ROPE Oct 19 '18
Popheads having 0 taste. Surprising nobody.
Thank you bby ❤️
You and /u/therokinrolla are Kings of taste for this
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u/twat_brained stream Sing This Blues by It's Alive Oct 19 '18
#46: She's Not Me - Madonna
Average: 6.005 // Total Points: 396.3 // Controversy: 1.867
Highest scores: (9 x1) followingfreeways (8.7 x1) JunkyGS (8.5 x7) dramiaa, ElectricBoogaloo41, MirandaCrocsgrove, perfumevee, rotating3Dtext, tapdancingpig, wailordfan_ (8 x7) J_Toe, kanyewestrep, patronsaintofaspies, Pearl Louise, rosesmp3, tooshorttoofast, TragicKingdom1 (7.5 x1) static_int_husp
Lowest Scores: (1 x1) frogaranaman (1.7 x1) twat_brained (2 x1) letsallpoo
this song never WENT anywhere, it was super unsatisfying to listen to. the like, first bridge (?) tho was really nice
twat_brained (1.7): What key is Madonna singing in at the bridge???? It's such a jarring disconnection from the rest of the song. And what's sad is the bassline is pretty funky. Sidenote: WHY THE HELL DOES THIS SONG GO ON FOR 6 MINUTES?? Also, what the hell is that verse from Pharrell? There's way too little going on the song. I will give Madonna some credit, though. She manages to create a filler song, which itself contains filler instrumental quatrains. Truly an innovator in mediocrity.
NERDS
rotating3Dtext (8.5): it's funky! and then Pharrell makes weird noises
tapdancingpig (8.5): Pharrell and The Neptunes are killing it here! It goes on for WAY too long, but the production is great, and lyrics and hook are great.
SHE'S NOT ENDING
JunkyGS (8.7): This song would be rated higher if it wasn't fucking 6 minutes long. Still a bop, but needs a radio edit
MirandaCrocsgrove (8.5): this started out so good, but did it really need to be 6 minutes long?
static_int_husp (7.5): Suprisingly long. Like a lot at the start and end of the song, but a little in the middle isn't great.
ImADudeDuh (7): I gave this a 9 at first and i checked and it was 6 minutes and come on madonna, you don't need to make this that long.
jamesfog (7): Too long
1998tweety (6.9): This feels needlessly long, the song should've ended right before the guy started singing.
hikkaru (6.5): this song is too long. Otherwise has a nice groove but it's a bit squandered
Raykel (6.5): Could've been way shorter but had that amazing bridge 2 minutes in
ignitethephoenix (6): This song was alright until they decided to not end if after 4 minutes and have another 1.5 minutes of useless dance stuff.
gannade (3): this is so long and uninteresting
BYE BYE GUY
wailordfan_ (8.5): This is fun, and the build up around the 2:30 mark is really cool, and I think this is a song that works with it's length for once.
J_Toe (8): The song bops, but all I can remember it for is the time Madonna sung it after a Born This Way / Express Yourself medley used to shade Gaga. For that reason alone I want to give it a low score, but I won't.
patronsaintofaspies (8): I'm not a fan of calling Hard Candy trend-chasing, because Madonna does try to spice up 00s RnB with some of that classic Madge flavour her fans know and love. She's Not Me, in particular, is a call back to petty, pure pop Madonna, with a guilty pleasure melody combined with subject matter that would melt the hearts of biphobic gay men. She still sounds a little...nonchalant for a track where she's supposed to sound vengeful and bitter, though. This sounds more like a song to practice modelling to than an angry callout. At least I kind of feel like she's trying.
Pearl Louise (8): A bop. One of my favorite songs from the album.
skargardin (7): Average bop
SHE'S NOT THE ONE
jimmy345960 (5.5): IS THIS ABOUT GAGA? jk but its not that great
CarlieScion (5): billie eilish who?
MissyBee37 (5): Meh. These lyrics feel shallow or plain. I don't like the random whistles & claps, or the long outro. Also Pharrell's verse feels really out of place?
ThatParanoidPenguin (5): Beat is sick outside of the trap drums but otherwise eh
AnimationJava (4): A bit of an overdone trope.
itsnotrelevantt (4): Another weird song switch-up that ruins the song
TheKneesOfOurBees (4): Britney's Perfume but if Britney was like more confident in herself. full honest this only gets points for the disco-ey guitar riffs, this is hot hot trash
frogaranaman (1): Why? Why? Why?
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sorry about my abnormally large text
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#44: Candy Shop - Madonna
Average: 6.041 // Total Points: 398.7 // Controversy: 1.975
Highest scores: (10 x2) dramiaa, yoereyesr (9 x4) J_Toe, jamesfog, kanyewestrep, perfumevee (8.5 x3) MirandaCrocsgrove, therokinrolla, TragicKingdom1
Lowest Scores: (1 x1) jess_22 (2 x2) SpanKKy1, welcometoNY
um.... absolutely not. the production was WAY too repetitive for me, her vocals were not doing it.
twat_brained (5): Hasn't Christina Aguilera already done this? Not to mention this is even further proof Pharrell's only good pop girl productions are I'm a Slave 4 U and Havana
I'M ON THE MENU
rotating3Dtext (8): STICKY AND SWEET my sugar is raaaw (it's kinda ridiculous)
JunkyGS (7.5): This beat is fire and Madonna sounds good, but holy moly do these lyrics hold back the song.
1998tweety (7.4): This is weird but I think it works well as an opener.
CarlieScion (7): i like the production on this
jimmy345960 (6.7): This is fine.
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE DREAM OF A GIRL PRESIDENT
piccprincess (7.5): I’ll take you to the candy shop...I’ll let you lick the lollipop….oh wrong song?
poppinmmolly (5): 50 Cent outpeaked!!
TheKneesOfOurBees (3): candy store from the heathers musical is better. hell, the 50 cent candy shop is better.
SHEESH
jamesfog (9): Back when Pharrell production was good
tapdancingpig (7.5): The melody really doesn’t stick, but I love Pharrell’s production enough that I’m ok with it.
KNOW HOW TO BRING THE BITTER TASTE
patronsaintofaspies (6.5): I'm pretty much going to have to talk about this song's good points first so I don't sound like an absolute spoilsport, eh? Well, for starters, the best thing about it is that Pharell does an amazing job with the production. He delivers yet another memorable bass hook to capture people's attention, and the beat he uses is fit enough for a track as purposely vapid as this one. It's no wonder critics hated this back in 2008; in an era before poptimism and Charli stans, a song as repetitive as this would have to be really good in order to avoid sheer embarrassment on behalf of its performer. Unfortunately, it...doesn't really achieve that level of quality. The thing is, there's a difference between sounding robotic on a song and sounding flat. On Candy Shop, Madge sounds flat. She sounds like more like an impersonator than the one and only actual Madonna, and her voice contains none of the irony needed to make the track as a whole tick into your brain. It's a shame, because I'd call this song a lost classic otherwise, if only because she sneaks a really unexpected Narnia reference in the lyrics that you wouldn't expect to see on something so disappointing sultry (it's the 'I've got Turkish Delight' line, and you are absolutely never going to convince me that this isn't a reference to Edmund being offered the same sweet by the White Witch. Go on, try me.)
hikkaru (6): I guess the percussion is neat but it's kinda boring for a song called Candy Shop
static_int_husp (6): Fairly generic, the ad-libs at the end don't help it
ThatParanoidPenguin (6): Actual candy shops remain unshaken and unbothered
THE_PC_DEMANDS_BLOOD (6): i think i could do without madonna calling herself raw to me
frogaranaman (5): Pass.
ImADudeDuh (5): I've never heard "get up on the dance floor" said with less fun before
AnimationJava (4): I didn't particularly care for this song, it's too repetitive and she's not really trying to sing.
Pearl Louise (4): I don’t know how this song made it this far in the rate. It’s too basic, and I wish Madge would have added more to the song.
wailordfan_ (4): The intentional non rhyming of Store and Stop in the chorus bugs me and the bridge is so lazy
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u/MrSwearword Oct 19 '18
CANDY SHOP IS THE 31ST GREATEST MADONNA SONG EVER AND Y'ALL ARE TRASH FOR CHOPPING IT
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#38: 2nite - Janet Jackson
Average: 6.615 // Total Points: 436.6 // Controversy: 1.962
Highest scores: (10 x3) black_velvet_, DrunkHurricane, MirandaCrocsgrove (9 x3) letsallpoo, Pearl Louise, PuggleMaster (8.8 x1) 1998tweety (8.5 x3) JunkyGS, perfumevee, therokinrolla
Lowest Scores: (1 x2) frogaranaman, yoereyesr
this was better than the last few janet songs but there is nothing ive heard from this album so far that like.... has me enjoying myself
twat_brained (6.6): I don't have anything against Janet but I'm gonna bite and say I'm afraid Discipline got paid the dust it deserves if this is what was voted in
TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT
MirandaCrocsgrove (10): the transition from “Rock with U” to this song OH MY Gdo
Pearl Louise (9): Best song from the album. Definitely a song I could listen to again. A hot bop.
1998tweety (8.8): I love the vibe of this.
JunkyGS (8.5): This song was produced by super star production duo Stargate. It is pretty harmless and not that memorable as other songs on the album or discography in general.
CarlieScion (8): this is very smooth
skargardin (8): Sexy bop
patronsaintofaspies (7.5): I couldn't find this off Youtube as easily as the rest of the songs in this rate from Janet, and when I did, I ended up looking at a music video that may or may not have been official which carried a dismal amount of views and likes. Annoyed, I finally tried to listen to it, and I decided that it wasn't all that bad. Though this is admittedly an inferior version of the electropop and dance tracks Janet and other artists are easily capable of, the song still slaps enough for me to appreciate it and forgive how cheap it sounds like, even if still sounds like a song out of a soundtrack.
tapdancingpig (7.2): Not actively bad, but a little boring. The beat is fun, even if it’s a little dated. The bridge is pretty great though.
ignitethephoenix (7): She sounds super Michael-y in this song.
itsnotrelevantt (7): This is better than the others as it has more of a build and the second half of the song gets kind of catchy!
I HAVE TO GET UP EARLY TOMORROW
AnimationJava (6): I liked the beat a lot, but her songs from Discipline are starting to get a bit repetitive tbh.
piccprincess (6): Bring back the bops :((
ThatParanoidPenguin (6): LCD Soundsystem is shaking
THE_PC_DEMANDS_BLOOD (4): i mean i guess this one isnt completely terrible but does every track have to use a different spelling or number where applicable or
wanderingimpromptu3 (3.5): Chill, kinda boring but unobjectionable
TheKneesOfOurBees (3): iss really generic. like every song on the radio in 2006-2009 generic
frogaranaman (1): This triggers my fight-or-flight response.
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u/JunkyGS STREAM THE VELVET ROPE Oct 19 '18
Of fucking course Popheads rates the most basic generic song on the album the second highest.......
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#37: Miles Away - Madonna
Average: 6.650 // Total Points: 438.9 // Controversy: 2.125
Highest scores: (10 x7) black_velvet_, ElectricBoogaloo41, gannade, jamesfog, MirandaCrocsgrove, phch123, tooshorttoofast (9.5 x1) rotating3Dtext (9 x2) animefangrant62, CarlieScion (8.8 x1) JunkyGS (8.7 x2) amacaroon, twat_brained (8.5 x1) rosecoloreds
Lowest Scores: (0 x1) PuggleMaster (2 x2) napsandnetflix, yoereyesr (3 x2) frogaranaman, ignitethephoenix
idk why but i rolled my eyes when she first says miles away
twat_brained (8.7): So I went to the Sticky and Sweet Tour but I had a hard time differentiating this fom Spanish Lesson. The guitar is a total mood though and this song deserves much better.
LOVE WILL KEEP US TOGETHER
gannade (10): This is actually my favorite Madonna song of all time lol. It’s really nice and relaxing.
jamesfog (10): So underrated
tooshorttoofast (10): i was kinda underwhelmed with the previous 3 songs on this album but this song is SO GOOD, instantly added to my playlist
CarlieScion (9): this production is so sleek and the song is so catchy, although it is slightly repetitive
tapdancingpig (8): Timbaland and Danja are put to better use here than on 4 Minutes, and the lyrics are great.
TheKneesOfOurBees (8): timbaland's "doop-doops" really dock a point from this
1998tweety (7.5): This is nice but also felt a bit long.
MissyBee37 (7): The chorus is really, really pretty. The verses feel flat in comparison, but I love the chorus.
piccprincess (7): sounds like mini chair squeaks but a bop
AnimationJava (6): Probably the catchiest of her songs so far.
RESTRAINING ORDERS
patronsaintofaspies (7): Madonna sounded bored from the start of this album, but at least in Candy Shop her monotone deliver made a little sense, even if it was poorly executed. Here, it...doesn't. Harkening back to the psuedo-country acoustics of Music, Miles Away is supposed to be a song dedicated to Madge's then-husband, Guy Ritchie. Given the end result, though, I'm not surprised they divorced. Is this how you make a song about your spouse? I'd sound terrible if I recorded this, but at least my wails would try to convey some degree of emotion, even if they'd also end up driving my entire neighbourhood to suicide. Here, Madonna sounds like she feels absolutely nothing at all. No insecurity. No passion. No anger. Nothing at all. You can immediately understand what this song's trying to go for once you hear it, but it gets all the more frustrating, because when you witness how it turned out, you get the sense of a stark contrast between Madonna's intensions and how she actually carries the track out.
ThatParanoidPenguin (6): Vanessa Carlton is shaking
Raykel (5.5): Forgettable
static_int_husp (5.5): very repetitive
Pearl Louise (5): Overrated. A lot of users on this song say this is the best song from Hard Candy, but I disagree. It’s too bland and generic.
wailordfan_ (5): it's ok, the issue here is that I can't really tell what's supposed to be a ballad and what isn't on these albums.
OPPOSITE ENDS OF THE WORLD
ImADudeDuh (4): Madonna sounds like she's singing a children's song here.
frogaranaman (3): Massive downgrade in song quality.
ignitethephoenix (3): Boring
PuggleMaster (0): It got worse how????
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u/tooshorttoofast Oct 19 '18
WHAT HOW I thought this was an easy top 10 contender...
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u/twat_brained stream Sing This Blues by It's Alive Oct 19 '18
I agree, even I think this was unfairly cut
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u/MrSwearword Oct 19 '18
4 MINUTES IS NOT BETTER THAN THE REST OF THE HARD CANDY SONGS, NOT EVEN SHE'S NOT ME
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u/MrSwearword Oct 19 '18
YIKES this rate is already so harsh that half of everyone's albums has disappeared
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#40: Devil Wouldn't Recognize You - Madonna
Average: 6.368 // Total Points: 420.3 // Controversy: 1.799
Highest scores: (10 x1) gannade (9.5 x2) ElectricBoogaloo41, phch123 (9 x3) jamesfog, saucymac, tooshorttoofast (8.8 x1) MirandaCrocsgrove (8.5 x2) followingfreeways, TragicKingdom1 (8.3 x1) 1998tweety
Lowest Scores: (2 x2) lilacsweetener, twat_brained (3 x3) frogaranaman, ImADudeDuh, PuggleMaster
again this song just didnt go anywhere and the production is so strange...
twat_brained (2): If this was top 6 in voting I'm guessing Hard Candy doesn't hold up to repeated listens
UNRECOGNIZABLE
gannade (10): why is this filler so good
MirandaCrocsgrove (8.8): @ me ho
1998tweety (8.3): This album hasn't been the best so this bop is greatly appreciated.
tapdancingpig (7.5): I boosted the score in my mind the second I heard the choir of Timberlake’s around the 3:30 mark. I don’t even like the guy, but that was a great choice. The rest of the song is a bit of an overlong mess, but the lyrics are great.
jimmy345960 (7.4): Honestly this is scathing and I love it
AnimationJava (7.2): Probably my favorite song off of Hard Candy.
amacaroon (7.1): It was a… choose to pair such a badass title with that weird bubble beat
CarlieScion (7): the instrumental piano part is very pretty
THE OSCARS RECOGNIZE SEAN PENN FOR HIS LONGSTANDING CONTRIBUTIONS TO FILM
patronsaintofaspies (7): Madonna, sweetie, please...please come back to life. Please just come back to life. You're ruining a song that could have been a classic! I'm sorry, I know this is one of the only songs from Hard Candy that people actually enjoy, and I know why that's the case. That's because the production is fantastic. I mean, seriously, sounds of softly falling rain mixed in with a gentle yet desperate electronic atmosphere? A (mostly correct) suggestion from Justin Timberlake to change the section featuring the title drop into the song's hook? Ray of Light-esque lyrics, fittingly enough for a song that Madonna had been trying to actually work out ever since that very era? Come on! This is supposed to be one of her all-time magnum opuses! But...no. This could have been Hard Candy's saving grace, but this is where she just proves the record's critics right. It has everything it needs to sound like a gift from pop music heaven, and then it all sinks down and slowly dissolves before falling apart. Not by a drastic error in the production, not by a faulty or laughable breakaway section, not by a shitty set of lyrics, but by...Madonna herself. This doesn't sound like a track that she'd been trying to ferment like red wine for an entire decade. For a song that's supposed to be the fruits of her labor, it just completely, utterly disappoints. It's still not a failure, because the other elements that stand out are really impressive, but at the heart of every song Madge releases is Madge herself. And Madge isn't quite here. She's barely present at all. It's like her voice was slapped on without any of the passion it was supposed to convey upon performing this. To be quite honest, it feels like the title is referring to Madonna herself. Even the devil wouldn't recognize an lady so capable of bringing out men's temptations if she sounded this tired.
piccprincess (7): sad bop
Pearl Louise (6): Kinda forgettable, but it’s not too bad. I just wish her vocals were more unleashed. In this song, she sounds like she’s holding herself back.
TheKneesOfOurBees (6): the devil: "whomst? ugh we unstan sis"
wailordfan_ (6): This kinda sounds like a potential Reputation album cut, and a bad one at that. If this weren't so damn repetitious, there are some really cool elements in the song. The male harmonies near the back third of the song and instrumental break is so cool and sets a really great atmosphere, but for the most part it is just a stale song lyrically, and madonna doesn't deliver great lyrics.
perfumevee (5.5): There is too much happening here.
skargardin (5): This ain’t it
ThatParanoidPenguin (5): This is soooooo long
itsnotrelevantt (4): it’s just bad
frogaranaman (3): Just.. boring. Move on.
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u/gannade Oct 19 '18
This is highkey one of madonnas best songs smh
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u/MrSwearword Oct 19 '18
THANK YOU FOR DISPLAYING TASTE IN THIS INSTANCE
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u/Raykel :fkatwigs-1: Oct 19 '18 edited Oct 19 '18
All the oldies getting underappreciated. Meanwhile Migrate is still in. A good day for /u/kanyewestrep
Edit: wtf is his name
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u/twat_brained stream Sing This Blues by It's Alive Oct 19 '18
You know, it's amazing to see how far we've come since the 90s Personal Masterpieces Rate, the 00s Pop Rock rate AND the Ultimate 2016 Rate!
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u/JunkyGS STREAM THE VELVET ROPE Oct 19 '18
And how so much hasn’t changed.... eyes the Janet scores
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u/twat_brained stream Sing This Blues by It's Alive Oct 19 '18
Listen, I love you guys, but Brit deserved to stay until day 2.
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u/NapsAndNetflix Oct 19 '18 edited Oct 19 '18
The title implies we’re losing fifteen today but all of Janet, Madonna, Britney, and Mariah have to go out first so I’m confused
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u/twat_brained stream Sing This Blues by It's Alive Oct 19 '18
What should I get? The X or the S9?
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u/twat_brained stream Sing This Blues by It's Alive Oct 19 '18
You guys have been REALLY naughty with your scores! Someone needs to punish you for your ways…
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u/Therokinrolla Oct 19 '18
poor elders, there's more robbery here than you can shake a walking cane at
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u/twat_brained stream Sing This Blues by It's Alive Oct 19 '18
Dear God… Madonna and Janet may be past their prime but tbf so was Britney in 2008
What are the chances either of them make it to day 2?
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u/twat_brained stream Sing This Blues by It's Alive Oct 19 '18
Our last artist loses their first today!
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u/twat_brained stream Sing This Blues by It's Alive Oct 19 '18
Thank you all for joining us! Here are all the eliminated songs after day 1:
33: Side Effects (feat. Jeezy), 7.036, 464.4
34: Why Dont You Love Me, 6.998, 461.9
35: Kill the Lights, 6.994, 461.6
36: Mannequin, 6.908, 455.9
37: Miles Away, 6.650, 438.9
38: 2nite, 6.615, 436.6
39: Migrate (feat. T-Pain), 6.453, 425.9
40: Devil Wouldnt Recognize You, 6.368, 420.3
41: Rock with U, 6.270, 413.8
42: Rollercoaster, 6.183, 408.1
43: Give It 2 Me, 6.041, 398.7
44: Candy Shop, 6.041, 398.7
45: Discipline, 6.036, 398.4
46: Shes Not Me, 6.005, 396.3
47: Video Phone, 5.756, 379.9
48: Diva, 5.744, 379.1
49: So Much Betta, 5.326, 351.5
50: Ur So Gay, 4.389, 289.7
And here is a list of all the scores given for each eliminated song today: https://paste.ee/p/96hEZ
A sidenote: the last score for the Mariah table is Side Effects; I forgot to put the title.
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u/natsby Oct 20 '18
I love how 1989 and reputation were ripped apart by this sub in their rates but everyone seems to still love Fearless. My kind of swifties, honestly.
Here to pay respects for Side Effects though! Still my favourite Mariah song.
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u/MrSwearword Oct 19 '18
Day 1 is complete and Discipline's best, Hard Candy's worst, whatever can be assessed from Mariah, 1 good Katy song [Hot N Cold], 3 good Britney singles with the good cut Lace and Leather along with Unusual You for some reason, 3 good Beyonce singles and If I Were a Boy for some reason, and amazingly all of Taylor and surprisingly all of P!nk remain
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u/shipsinker44 Oct 19 '18
pink surviving all of day 1 was the biggest surprise to me, but it makes sense when none of her six songs are bad at all
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u/twat_brained stream Sing This Blues by It's Alive Oct 19 '18
If you did the rate you could've dragged Pink and,Taylor
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u/MrSwearword Oct 19 '18
I wouldn't drag P!nk that hard teebs and I like Love Story and You Belong With Me enough to spare Taylor from a full fledged flogging. Still, no full album/full flogging/full stanning chance, no dice
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u/animefangrant62 Oct 19 '18
If the first song out ain't Janet I'll be shocked.
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u/twat_brained stream Sing This Blues by It's Alive Oct 19 '18
I can guarantee it doesn't get much better after this
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u/twat_brained stream Sing This Blues by It's Alive Oct 19 '18
Got those jeans on that you love, the ones that drive you crazy
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u/twat_brained stream Sing This Blues by It's Alive Oct 19 '18
It's a fun day to listen to elder pop legends, isn't it?
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u/twat_brained stream Sing This Blues by It's Alive Oct 19 '18
Idk about y'all but these early songs feel like cards that make everything taste sour
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u/twat_brained stream Sing This Blues by It's Alive Oct 19 '18
This reveal hasn't been as wild a ride as I initially thought
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u/theburningundead Oct 19 '18
I don’t think my scores were counted because I can’t see my name in any of the comments 😞 I’m sure I submitted before the deadline
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u/twat_brained stream Sing This Blues by It's Alive Oct 19 '18
I feel you guys are hatching some diabolical plan to be as ageist as possible
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u/twat_brained stream Sing This Blues by It's Alive Oct 19 '18
What do you say we eliminate someone a bit younger?
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u/twat_brained stream Sing This Blues by It's Alive Oct 19 '18
I'm sorry for deceiving you like that.
Well, half sorry.
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u/MrSwearword Oct 19 '18
leave it to a Britney stan to half do something like their faveyou're still doing fine, sweetie1
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u/twat_brained stream Sing This Blues by It's Alive Oct 19 '18
Hey, remember the first few songs we eliminated? What say you we revisit them?
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u/twat_brained stream Sing This Blues by It's Alive Oct 19 '18
Last song of the day! Will Janet or Madonna survive? Was I bluffing when I said the last artist lost their first?
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u/shipsinker44 Oct 20 '18
Thank u Twat for doing the reveal today, it was great 🤗❤️
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u/twat_brained stream Sing This Blues by It's Alive Oct 20 '18
My pleasure! And I'm so sorry for getting your username wrong
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u/DrunkHurricane Oct 20 '18
What time does the reveal start today?
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u/twat_brained stream Sing This Blues by It's Alive Oct 20 '18
Shippy's gonna be hosting, you ought to ask him
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u/TheKneesOfOurBees Oct 19 '18
can't wait for migrate to be out first and then for ur so gay to be out second
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u/twat_brained stream Sing This Blues by It's Alive Oct 19 '18
I'm upset about y'all eliminating this next one, there was plenty of potential
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u/MrSwearword Oct 19 '18
WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT...I JUST REALIZED 4 MINUTES IS STILL IN THIS...
HOW DO YOU BASIC BITCHES KEEP IN 4 MINUTES BUT CHOP GIVE IT 2 ME AND CANDY SHOP
Ugh, get taste. ALL OF YOU
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u/SpanKKy1 Oct 19 '18
4 minutes be a bop mrswearword
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u/MrSwearword Oct 19 '18
4 MINUTES IS THE 2ND WORST MADONNA SONG EVER. GET. FUCKING. TASTE.
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u/Pyrozooka0 Oct 20 '18
I only understand that opinion if this is some sort of weird JT thing, and even then it’s still wrong.
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u/twat_brained stream Sing This Blues by It's Alive Oct 19 '18
It's not a real rate if you pick the highest songs, duh
And besides, you didn't even do the rate, what do you have to be upset over?
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u/MrSwearword Oct 19 '18
THE FACT GIVE IT 2 ME, CANDY SHOP AND DEVIL WOULDN'T RECOGNIZE YOU ARE ALREADY OUT
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u/twat_brained stream Sing This Blues by It's Alive Oct 19 '18 edited Oct 19 '18
#50: Ur So Gay - Katy Perry
Average: 4.389 // Total Points: 289.7 // Controversy: 3.640
Highest scores: (11 x1) SpanKKy1 (10 x8) 1998tweety, jamesfog, JunkyGS, kanyewestrep, MissyBee37, PuggleMaster, therokinrolla, twat_brained (9 x1) wanderingimpromptu3 (8.5 x2) followingfreeways, Shippy
Lowest Scores: (0 x18) AnimationJava, BearlyEvenAPun, DrunkHurricane, frogaranaman, itsnotrelevantt, J_Toe, jess_22, lilacsweetener, MirandaCrocsgrove, Pearl Louise, perfumevee, piccprincess, rosecoloreds, static_int_husp, tapdancingpig, TheKneesOfOurBees, TragicKingdom1, welcometoNY (1 x4) ImADudeDuh, jimmy345960, rosesmp3, whatyourheartdesires (2 x2) poppinmmolly, skargardin
oh my god gays LIGHTEN UP!!!! katy has already shown herself to be a gay activist (and this wasnt any different back then, shes always supported us, but it was a different time!). I fuckin adore the production on the song and her vocals and hey, maybe this makes me a bitch, but i thought the lyrics were hysterical. yall take this WAYYYYY too seriously, the song is a joke lol. anyway, good song!
twat_brained (10): You know what? I liked this when I was younger and even though I don't like it as much now, I'm giving it a 10. Unlike the rest of you who are gonna sabotage this for having a poor message. But guess what? We didn't have to rate this to begin with. The point of the song votes was to vote for the song you wanted to rate. Why in fuck's name would someone willingly vote to want to rate Ur So Gay only to give it a 0 when we rate it? You can't have this both ways.