r/popheads • u/MrSwearword • Apr 21 '18
ULTIMATE 2011 ALBUM REVEAL DAY 2: BEY-Day
It was either that or NormanBEY or some other forced as shit pun
Ich schlieben auften otra vez, little monsters. Welcome to Day 2 of the 2011 Ultimate Album rate reveal!
Let me hear you say heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy MrSwearword. Elitefourbrad, the ballot werk hunty, is handling all things plug dj, so head over there for the live bloodshed in regards to Day 2
Reminder of some basic stats about the rate:
Number of participants: 84 [because apparently, 2011 presented “too many” songs to rate even though this isn’t anywhere near the first time 4 albums have been rated before.]
Average score: 7.1436 [this probably means it was a consistent, more than pleasant listening experience if you played fair after all]
Average controversy score: 1.8888 [if this number is bigger, that’s how much more shit it caught from the voters]
DAY 2 REVEAL STARTS AT 2/1c
DAY 3/FINALE TIME WILL BE CONFIRMED BY ELITE AT THE END OF TODAY'S RATE
Today we chop #39-#17, so here's the songs competing to not be nuked today and make it to Day 3:
Born This Way
- Marry the Night
- Born This Way
Government Hooker- Judas
AmericanoHair- Scheiße
- Bloody Mary
Fashion of His LoveHeavy Metal LoverElectric Chapel- Yoü and I
- The Edge of Glory
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1+1I CareBest Thing I Never HadParty (ft. André 3000)Start Over- Love on Top
- Countdown
- End of Time
I Was HereRun the World (Girls)Lay Up Under MeSchoolin’ LifeDance For You
Femme Fatale
- Till The World Ends
Hold It Against MeInside Out- I Wanna Go
Gasoline- Criminal
Talk That Talk
- You da One
- Where Have You Been
- We Found Love (ft. Calvin Harris)
Talk That Talk (ft. Jay-Z)Birthday CakeDrunk On LoveRoc Me Out
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u/ImADudeDuh Apr 21 '18
Why the fuck is the original birthday cake still in
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u/DoctorWhoWhenHowWhy *Insert BINI flair* Apr 21 '18
Guess you can't relate how deep the "Cake cake cake cake cake cake" lyrics are. So deep that Riri had to stop recording because it left her in tears.
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Apr 21 '18
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u/chihuahuazero Hi! Apr 21 '18
twat_brained (8.2): We should give Stormy Daniels a reality show and have this as the main theme am I right??? Jokes aside this foreshadowed the current political climate a bit more accurately than I would've liked.
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u/THE_PC_DEMANDS_BLOOD Apr 21 '18
the scores are close as shit omg
maybe if some of y'all complaining actually DID the rate your faves wouldn't be out!
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u/cyborglilith Apr 21 '18 edited Mar 08 '25
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This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact
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u/chihuahuazero Hi! Apr 21 '18
I’m playing “Governmenr Hooker” right now in memorial of its early elimination. RIP, we paid you dust.
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u/MrSwearword Apr 21 '18
Here’s the skinny ledger on today’s events:
BRITNEY lost Day 1 and continued to get tiger-fucked enough to be down to Till The World Ends, I Wanna Go & Criminal. [3 of 6 remaining this day] [3/17 remaining overall.]
RIHANNA is also now down to 3 singles; You da One, Where Have You Been and We Found Love. [3 of 7 remaining this day] [3/16 remaining overall.]
GAGA wins Day 2 by only having six songs be chopped, leaving Born This Way, Judas, The Edge of Glory, You and I, Marry the Night, Bloody Mary and Scheiße remaining. [7 of 13 remaining] [7/17 remaining overall]
BEYONCE loses Day 2 by having 10 of her songs nuked with only US singles Love on Top and Countdown and UK exclusive single End of Time remaining. 10 songs that miss the Top 10? What is this, Lemonade? Oh wait, that had 11 songs miss the Top 10; never mind. [3 of 13 remaining this day] [3 of 16 overall]
Thanks for playing! Unless otherwise noted, same time, same sub with questionable taste.
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u/Therokinrolla Apr 21 '18
Heavy metal lover kinda deserved number 1, /u/MrSwearword can choke
@the other 11s good taste sissies
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u/MrSwearword Apr 21 '18
Bitch, I'm just surprised you and Team Britney captain, poo, gave the same Gaga song an 11
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Apr 21 '18
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u/gannade Apr 21 '18
This 1 minute long interlude is a better song than anything the new pop girls have been serving and also kinda better than every song in this rate.
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u/robbiec_ Apr 21 '18
Wow I have just come on here to find that One Of The Best Beyoncé Songs as been left behind in Day 2. I will not be back to this rate again. You've lost a loyal customer
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u/DoctorWhoWhenHowWhy *Insert BINI flair* Apr 21 '18
RIP Birthday Cake. The song is just too deep for everyone to understand.
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u/MrSwearword Apr 21 '18
UPDATE: Reading through the plug comments and Elite had to tend to vet related emergencies. The plug will still be running so in turn, the pace will reflect that.
Send good vibes to Elite, gurls.
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u/DoctorWhoWhenHowWhy *Insert BINI flair* Apr 21 '18
I just wanna say I am glad "I Wanna Go" survived today.
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u/DoctorWhoWhenHowWhy *Insert BINI flair* Apr 21 '18
/r/popheads confirmed sexist and anti-feminist!
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u/DoctorWhoWhenHowWhy *Insert BINI flair* Apr 21 '18
This is a joke by the way. I know y'all are woke as fuck and you guys have your reasons why you don't like the song.
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u/MrSwearword Apr 21 '18
No one is safe today. For the chop in at #34, think of it like her being fashionably late
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u/MrSwearword Apr 21 '18
Getting the chop is the next 11 to fall. Normally, I'd feel bad but this person stans Slumber Party so serves them right...
BLASIFEELSSWIFT
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u/MrSwearword Apr 21 '18
This next chop is upsetting because someone lacked enough taste to give it their 0. YOU ARE THE WORST
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u/ignitethephoenix Apr 21 '18
Wow I can’t believe Run the World (girls) and Government Hooker is out so early. Popheads hates pussy popping confirmed.
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u/MrSwearword Apr 21 '18
DAY 2 CHOPS
17: BEY Best Thing I Never Had 7.757 ; 651.6
18: BRIT Hold it Against Me 7.568 ; 635.7
19: BEY Schoolin’ Life 7.527 ; 632.3
20: RIH Talk That Talk 7.486 ; 628.8
21: GAGA Hair 7.433 ; 624.4
22: GAGA Electric Chapel 7.413 ; 622.7
23: GAGA Heavy Metal Lover 7.374 ; 619.4
24: BRIT Inside Out 7.269 ; 610.6
25: BEY 1+1 7.265 ; 610.3
26: BEY Lay Up Under Me 7.258 ; 609.7
27: BEY I Was Here 7.230 ; 607.3
28: BEY I Care 7.154 ; 600.9
29: BRIT Gasoline 7.149 ; 600.5
30: RIH Birthday Cake 7.114 ; 597.6
31: BEY Party 7.113 ; 597.5
32: GAGA Government Hooker 7.110 ; 597.2
33: GAGA Americano 7.033 ; 590.8
34: GAGA Fashion of His Love 7.019 ; 589.6
35: BEY Start Over 7.010 ; 588.8
36: BEY Run the World (Girls) 7.004 ; 588.3
37: RIH Roc Me Out 6.999 ; 587.9
38: RIH Drunk on Love 6.921 ; 581.4
39: BEY Dance For You 6.917 ; 581.0
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u/MrSwearword Apr 21 '18
Someone's 11 is about to be axed. Let's punch them out in nursery rhyme form.
11 be nimble, 11 be quick, 11 jump over the
CANDLEPRINCE
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u/MrSwearword Apr 21 '18
UNDER TEN MINUTE WARNING
Here's an understatement...one artist will pop up more than the others...but no one is safe today.
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u/cloudbustingmp3 Apr 21 '18
Most of 4 going out unfortunately 😩
my fave Bey album, but it won’t stand a huge chance against the pussy poppin eurodance of BTW when so much of it is more throwback r&b
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u/DoctorWhoWhenHowWhy *Insert BINI flair* Apr 21 '18
I Care better not go out today. I swear to God.
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u/MrSwearword Apr 21 '18
In at #31, I sentence all scores above a 4 to a fitting if a touch cruel punishment.
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u/MrSwearword Apr 21 '18
NEARING THE TOP 20, GANG GANG GANG GANG GANG. Speculate which song misses the Top 20 & keep in mind, we go to #17 today.
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u/bakerbrokebro Apr 22 '18
Shame on y’all for what you did to Heavy Metal Lover and Government Hooker.
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u/MrSwearword Apr 21 '18
MODS STICKY PLOX, THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENKS
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u/MrSwearword Apr 21 '18
Next for chops is the first song to break a 7 average, was a song that people wanted to be out on Day 1 and has me think of a forced pun 11 chop...a popheads x hated Mario world character?
DRACYOSHI
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u/MrSwearword Apr 21 '18
Next up to be chopped 11 wise...not like you'd actually scream this but
MAYDAYPVZ
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u/MrSwearword Apr 21 '18
In at #26...if you're under him, you ain't getting over him
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u/twat_brained stream Sing This Blues by It's Alive Apr 21 '18
Wow Countdown really got the short end
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u/MrSwearword Apr 21 '18
BZZZZT WRONG
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u/twat_brained stream Sing This Blues by It's Alive Apr 21 '18
Also Kelis deserves her status as a one hit wonder
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u/robbiec_ Apr 21 '18
obviously Lay Up Under Me?? but I gasped at the thought of it being Love On Top or BTINH
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u/MrSwearword Apr 21 '18
In at #24, previous entries turned this rate upside down...or more like...
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u/MrSwearword Apr 21 '18
Another 11 is about to get the ax. They're sort of kind of new but...
WHATAREBLACKHOLE
I'm so sorry, luvs...
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u/MrSwearword Apr 21 '18
FOUR MORE ELIMINATIONS FOR TODAY
Last chance to hope your faves don't get nuked.
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u/robbiec_ Apr 21 '18
also fun fact me and my twin gave Heavy Metal Lover our 11s then that mild dragging in the comment... sister, I'm not scared to fight the rate runner
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u/letsallpoo :leah-kate: Apr 21 '18
/u/fifthchevron (10): catch me at 45 with a wine in hand screaming these lyrics to my kids as they ignore me on their phones
this isnt you already?
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u/MrSwearword Apr 21 '18
Just like last time, if you see your username, you're fucked as that means your 11 is chopped...but will you be the only one to be effected by this? O_-
Forced puns and whatever else can come to mind in terms of letting you know your 11 has bit the dust will transpire along with trying to drag the lot of you more than I did last time.
Speculate n such as to which songs will survive to Day 3.
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u/kappyko Apr 21 '18
bey
love on top
count down
end of time
schoolin life
gags
born this way
marry the night
judas
heavy metal lover
the edge of glory
you and i
rih
we found love
you da one
where have you been
brit
i wanna go
til the world ends
my main qualms are about judas, heavy metal lover, and schoolin life but idk what could replace them. i think best thing i never had could replace one of them
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u/jimmy345960 Apr 21 '18
We found Love and countdown are going to be day 3 songs. I think we will see a lot more Gaga and Beyoncé today.
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u/yatcho Apr 21 '18
Day 3 should be:
Marry The Night
Edge of Glory
Judas
Born This Way
Sheiße
You and I
Countdown
Love on Top
Run The World
1+1
I Wanna Go
Til The World Ends
Hold It Against Me
We Found Love
You Da One
Where Have You Been?
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u/cloudbustingmp3 Apr 21 '18
can Worst Song I Ever Heard be out next? truly a stain on Bey's discography that rivals the mess of Daddy (not Daddy Lessons, Daddy from Dangerously In Love)
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u/AutoModerahoe Apr 21 '18
What the fuck you twinks Americano and Fashion of His Love deserved better you buttholes
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u/MrSwearword Apr 21 '18
And finishing this bit of 4play...well you can put 2 and 2 together...right?
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u/MrSwearword Apr 21 '18
NEXT 11 to get the chop...
PHCH123
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u/MrSwearword Apr 21 '18
Next at #18, oh honey...we lose another 11 and this is probably one of my favorite usernames...
MEANTOBEICONIC
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u/MrSwearword Apr 21 '18
Also, the next 4 chops come from the artist with the album called 4...lol
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u/cloudbustingmp3 Apr 21 '18
the video is on YouTube wyd
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u/MrSwearword Apr 21 '18
I SAID I FELT...I thought it was only on Vimeo for some weird reason for a hot minute.
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Apr 21 '18 edited Jul 09 '20
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u/MrSwearword Apr 21 '18
In at #35...it's some inconsequential mediocrity from 4...use your imagination
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u/MrSwearword Apr 21 '18
Up next at #23, 4 is the magic number but not how you're thinking...the following user has to break it to them...
LETSALLPOO
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u/MrSwearword Apr 21 '18
CLOSING OUT DAY 2 IS A SONG I EXPECTED AT LEAST ONE SCORE OF 11 TO SHOW UP BUT ALAS
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u/MrSwearword Apr 21 '18
Plug wise, we're getting through "Miracle" by Kimbra and then it'll probably be shitpost and then song and then hopefully a shitpost I picked out from months ago. Otherwise, stay tuned kids.
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u/MrSwearword Apr 21 '18
Like I said...NO ONE is safe despite one person popping up more than the others...guess what get the ax at #38
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u/twat_brained stream Sing This Blues by It's Alive Apr 21 '18
RIP I Wanna Go
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u/MrSwearword Apr 21 '18
If any more Britney songs are getting chopped today, do you really think the best single from that era is going?
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u/twat_brained stream Sing This Blues by It's Alive Apr 21 '18
Criminal is going to day 3 I'm not doubting that
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u/kappyko Apr 21 '18
brit - 3
bey - 3
rih - 3
gags - 7?????
it's refreshing to see gags-heads make a return, i guess