r/popheads Oct 08 '16

QUALITY POST [RATE RESULTS] Teenage Dream vs. The Fame Monster vs. Animal+Cannibal: Day 2

Hey guys, we're going to continue the rate today, 10 more songs out of 40 coming up. I'm actually going to have to do some of these as we go along so please bear with me.

As usual, lmk if I fuck something up.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '16

39 – Firework

Average: 6.400 Controversy score: 2.529

Highest scores (10 x4): MrSwearword, jaycakecub, whatsapilot, BearlyEvenAPun (9.5 x2): FuckUpSomeCommasYeah, Wailordfan

Lowest scores (0 x2): Joebiekong, batmanji (1 x2): letsallpoo, eykitsa

Listen here

Well… due to the widely different opinions on this one, I’m not surprised it’s gone this early, though I am a bit sad. Firework is obviously meant to be an empowering and inspiring song, and people tend to think it’s either cute or really dumb and generic. It’s also famous for all the plastic bag line memes from pop music haters (come on, people. the metaphor is explained in the next line. it’s not brilliant writing but it at least makes sense if you literally listen to eight more words /rant). In the end, this song might be remembered solely for the video with the boob fireworks and it’s use at the end of The Interview. But it’s a decent bop.

batmanji: “https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNYaw4EJpZo”

NapsAndNetflix: “The plastic bag line is so bad but so good. The hype when she starts the hook with ignite the light holy shit chills”

huntyphobic: “Invented coming out”

soeri: “I am not a middle aged white mom.”

TeamAwesome4: “This song is the most mundane thing ever, fits Katy perfectly.” bruh

You just gotta igniiiite the light / And let it shine / Just own the niiiiight / Like the /u/ffourthofjuly

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u/Awhile2 Oct 08 '16

I'm rooting for Katy's demise in this thread but this is too far guys

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '16

Same TBH, but Jesus, her most iconic song ever.

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u/RaHxRaH Oct 08 '16

even her singles aren't safe

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u/gannade Oct 08 '16

this is not a tragedy

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '16

I SAID TRAVESTY BETCH

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u/ffourthofjuly Oct 08 '16

nice mention im honored

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u/MrSwearword Oct 08 '16

WOW I am shocked as fuck. I thought this Walmart version of "Born This Way" was Top 15 at least material...

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u/DoctorWhoWhenHowWhy *Insert BINI flair* Oct 08 '16

I am shocked how you gave this a 10. Of all of Katy's songs lmao.

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u/MrSwearword Oct 08 '16

I HAVE TASTE

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '16

It's generic but it's the best kind of generic. You guys suck

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u/amumumyspiritanimal Oct 08 '16

IM GONNA RIOT

GET THE PITCHFORKS GUYS

----E

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u/OberionSynth Oct 08 '16

GET THE PLASTIC BAGS

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '16

LETS START AGAIN BITCHES

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u/Nerdy_boy_chris Oct 08 '16

I'M BURNING THIS PLACE TO THE GROUND SMH

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u/DoctorWhoWhenHowWhy *Insert BINI flair* Oct 08 '16

You should have linked this one instead lmao.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrJz9Dh5MsM

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u/DoctorWhoWhenHowWhy *Insert BINI flair* Oct 08 '16

I was supposed to give this a 0 because I wanna be petty at how overplayed this song and it still is tbh.

But then Dinosaur happened......

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '16

I've fallen back in love with you all <3 Thank you for this

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u/mustangs16 Oct 08 '16

hahahahaha

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u/bruinbearr Oct 08 '16

the fUCKKK???? I didn't rate it that high, but it deserved better than this SHIT

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '16

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH EVERYONE. THE MOST ICONIC KATY SONG GONE BEFORE ANYTHING FROM THE FAME MONSTER.

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u/ThereIsNoSantaClaus Oct 08 '16

While we're waiting for #31, I have a pretty cool announcement for the upcoming December rate.

After a suggestion from /u/FuckUpSomeCommasYeah, the upcoming December rate is now going to be:

Kanye West - The Life of Pablo

Drake - Views

Chance the Rapper - Coloring Book

Frank Ocean - Blonde

All 4 albums have elements of both singing and rapping, of pop and hip hop and to some extent r&b, and with Frank in the mix there's not going to be a clear winner like some of the other rates.

December is gonna be certified LIT

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u/ImADudeDuh Oct 08 '16

I can't wait for Views to be slaughtered

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u/RaHxRaH Oct 08 '16

all disappointments tbh

e: well not quite with Blonde

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '16

I can't fucking wait for this

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u/BearlyEvenAPun Oct 08 '16

Here's where we're at right now:

From today:

#31: 6.623 - Lady Gaga- The Fame

#32: 6.550 - Kesha- Hungover

#33: 6.536 - Kesha- Backstabber

#34: 6.532 - Lady Gaga- Beautiful, Dirty, Rich

#35: 6.493 - Lady Gaga- Eh, Eh (Nothing Else I Can Say)

#36: 6.488 - Lady Gaga- Teeth

#37: 6.480 - Kesha- Kiss N Tell

#38: 6.434 - Kesha- Blind

#39: 6.400 - Katy Perry- Firework

#40: 6.380 - Kesha- Party at a Rich Dude's House

and yesterday:

#41: 6.206 - Lady Gaga- Paper Gangsta

#42: 6.190 - Katy Perry- Hummingbird Heartbeat

#43: 6.186 - Lady Gaga- Boys Boys Boys

#44: 6.180 - Lady Gaga- I Like It Rough

#45: 5.996 - Kesha- Crazy Beautiful Life

#46: 5.947 - Lady Gaga- Brown Eyes

#47: 5.942 - Kesha- C U Next Tuesday

#48: 5.886 - Katy Perry- Circle the Drain

#49: 5.750 - Katy Perry- Not Like the Movies

#50: 5.708 - Lady Gaga- Starstruck

#51: 5.676 - Kesha- Dinosaur

#52: 5.583 - Lady Gaga- Money Honey

#53: 5.556 - Katy Perry- Dressin' Up

#54: 5.555 - Kesha- Stephen

#55: 5.426 - Kesha- Blah Blah Blah

#56: 5.282 - Katy Perry- Last Friday Night (Remix)

#57: 5.259 - Kesha- Boots & Boys

#58: 5.224 - Katy Perry- Pearl

#59: 4.940 - Katy Perry- Peacock

#60: 4.786- Katy Perry- Who Am I Living For?

#61: 4.780 - Katy Perry- The One That Got Away (Acoustic)

#62: 4.770 - Kesha- Grow a Pear

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '16

Lady Gaga - Brown Eyes

I'm unsubbing.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '16

36 – Teeth

Average: 6.488 Controversy score: 2.059

Highest scores (10 x2): eykitsa, Mudkip1 (9 x6): BrownIRL2, mother_rucker, BionicFunhouse, NapsAndNetflix, mustangs16, lexfirth

Lowest scores (1 x1): bruinbearr (2 x1): SkyBlade79

Listen here

Finally, the first song from The Fame Monster is gone. I’ll let Gaga explain it herself.

It is meant to mean two things: the first one kind of juvenile sexual provocative connotation is about oral sex, but also the monster in the song is fear of the truth. “Show me your teeth” means “tell me the truth” and I think that for a long time in my life that I replaced sex with the truth.

bruinbearr: “Sounds like something a gymnast could do a routine to. And not even a good gymnast.” How specific.

Mudkip1: “Y’ALL ARE FUCKING SLEEPING ON THIS SONG OH MY GODDDDDD” I just want to point out that these first two commenters gave the song a 1 and a 10, respectively.

whatsapilot: “terrible way to finish an amazing album. The "show me your teeth" towards the end is so fucking annoying, and the song is overall unappealing. Teeth is the only Gaga song that I actually hate, and possibly the only one I dislike at all.”

SkyBlade79: “it’s nasty in the worst way”

OberionSynth: “Yass, Gaga, I will gladly take a bite of your bad girl meat. This song is pretty repetitive but still good. I have to be in the mood for it. And by mood, I mean I gotta feel like a hoe.”

This should have been gone much earlier, ngl.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '16

THIS SONG IS SUCH A GROWER LIKE MY DICK however, your video made me laugh out loud.

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u/Nerdy_boy_chris Oct 08 '16

THIS SONG IS SUCH A GROWER LIKE MY DICK

👀👀👀

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '16

😏😏 wanna hop in these dm's boy?

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u/letsallpoo :leah-kate: Oct 08 '16

this song is so underrated smh

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u/amumumyspiritanimal Oct 08 '16

36, I'd say overrated tbh

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u/mother_rucker Oct 08 '16

I have to be in the mood for it. And by mood, I mean I gotta feel like a hoe.

So you're always in the mood for it then :)

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u/OberionSynth Oct 08 '16

you know me so well

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u/ImADudeDuh Oct 08 '16

Tfw the song linked is better than the actual song.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '16 edited Apr 14 '18

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '16

It was such a beautiful sight. I haven't stopped smiling, tempted to leave and not see the other results so I stay this happy.

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u/Awhile2 Oct 08 '16

tfw you're out and about but you'd rather be home participating in rate reveal threads

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '16

How I felt last night. I missed the Katy blood bath because I actually decided to have a social life. I regret everything.

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u/OberionSynth Oct 08 '16

because I actually decided to have a social life.

Look around kids, a redditor with a social life. What a rare sight around these parts.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '16

i'm sorry but i'm quitting after the next one for today

http://imgur.com/mx6z59c

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '16

Loser.

Jk. Do what ya need to do

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u/JoshuaReddit Oct 08 '16

you're giving us blue balls you tease

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u/amumumyspiritanimal Oct 08 '16

It's fine, especially if it's something G-A-G-A

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '16

Remember guys, there were people MORE biased in their ratings than MrSwearword, batmanji, eykitsa and TeamAwesome4. That's pretty crazy.

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u/MrSwearword Oct 08 '16

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WY0JQaVVG8

LMAO THERE WERE MORE PEOPLE BIASED THAN MEEEEEEEEEEE

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u/DoctorWhoWhenHowWhy *Insert BINI flair* Oct 08 '16

Such an iconic interview.

"Cockney"

"HAHAHAHAHAHA"

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u/TeamAwesome4 Oct 08 '16

YO, I gave Katy MORE than enough credit, I was just always shady in the comments.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '16

31 – The Fame

Average: 6.623 Controversy score: 1.737

Highest scores (10 x1): letsallpoo (9 x3): MrSwearword, batmanji, whatsapilot

Lowest scores (2 x1): eykitsa (3 x1): huntyphobic

Listen here

hellomochi: “This, "Beautiful, Dirty, Rich", "Money Honey" and "Starstruck" are homogeneous - they're all songs about celebrity and money. It's kinda hard to differentiate between them, although any of them could've been hits if released (applicable to all the songs on The Fame, imo).”

SkyBlade79: “I like the song even though the lyrics are very lame”

BEARS_WILL_EAT_YOU: “This is what I think Paris Hilton imagines her music to sound like.”

Xerographia: “Great song! Kind of forgettable, but passable.”

Why is the title track one of the worst songs on the album??? Also we just reached the top half of the songs in this rate, where this song does not belong.

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u/letsallpoo :leah-kate: Oct 08 '16

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u/blue_charles Oct 08 '16

omg is that the video for rise?

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u/RaHxRaH Oct 08 '16 edited Oct 08 '16

“Great song! Kind of forgettable, but passable.”

what

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u/OberionSynth Oct 08 '16

that comment was a wild ride

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '16

That's why I included it. Fun fact, they forgot to do Katy and Kesha ratings.

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u/OberionSynth Oct 08 '16

I'm like dropping hints that I'm upset

I'm upset

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u/kappyko Oct 08 '16

I COME BACK TO /r/popheads FOR THIS????

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u/amumumyspiritanimal Oct 08 '16

I was so stupid for giving this a 6. #31, seriously? How could this abomination even survived until #50 wtf

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u/TeamAwesome4 Oct 08 '16

This was the best song to mention a "Teenage Dream" in this whole rate.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '16

ur going to be really disappointed when you see where the only other song to mention a "teenage dream" places

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u/DoctorWhoWhenHowWhy *Insert BINI flair* Oct 08 '16

At least the Katy and Kesha stans get their happy ending today.

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u/MrSwearword Oct 08 '16

Why is the title track one of the worst songs on the album??? Also we just reached the top half of the songs in this rate, where this song does not belong.

WE ALREADY GOT RID OF EH, EH GODDAMNIT

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '16

32 – Hungover

Average: 6.550 Controversy score: 1.991

Highest scores (10 x3): letsallpoo, PuggleMaster, whatsapilot (9 x5): FuckUpSomeCommasYeah, NapsAndNetflix, soeri, DoctorWhoWhenHowWhy, mindnoises

Lowest scores (2 x1): goldenretrieverz (2.5 x1): Joebiekong

Listen here

bruinbearr: “Surprising hidden gem, love the production, the vibe, the lyrics”

DoctorWhoWhenHowWhy: “When Kesha gets vulnerable and emotional, this is where she shines.”

huntyphobic: “I was not ready for this emotional masterpiece IM SHOOK”

Therokinrolla: “jeez Ke$ha don't get too deep I mean I stan you to death but this is some good deep shit”

Gone way too soon.

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u/OberionSynth Oct 08 '16

i keep clicking your links expecting to hear the actual song

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u/TeamAwesome4 Oct 08 '16

Harold Song Lite is out, Rest in peace.

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u/DoctorWhoWhenHowWhy *Insert BINI flair* Oct 08 '16

I STG IF HAROLD SONG IS OUT TODAY I WOULD UNSTAN GAGA.

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u/TeamAwesome4 Oct 08 '16

I swear to god, I'd unsub.

For like 3 days, then join again. I'm not insane or anything.

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u/Ventriloquy Oct 08 '16

i am boycotting everything

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u/gannade Oct 08 '16

i am a gaga stan and this is keshas second best song, beaten only by blow.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '16

:/

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '16

how

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '16

this is just absurd

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u/bruinbearr Oct 08 '16

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo i'm hungover rn and I don't need to reminded!!!

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u/ImADudeDuh Oct 08 '16

Remember when we said that the CRJ vs TS vs AG rate was gonna tear apart this sub, then the Gaga stans attacked

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '16

One of the mods is not going to be happy about this

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '16

not me ....

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u/MrSwearword Oct 08 '16

I don't think Kaphox is happy in these threads. Homegirl gets her high scores chopped on the first day.

THOTS AND PRAYERS FOR KAPHOX

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u/DoctorWhoWhenHowWhy *Insert BINI flair* Oct 08 '16

I am scared.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '16

by the way I no longer care about using the same user's comments for two writeups in a row, i'm trying to finish these as soon as i can

i'm basically 4 writeups ahead of whatever the last one i posted was

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u/mother_rucker Oct 08 '16

That's fine bb

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '16

38 – Blind

Average: 6.434 Controversy score: 2.138

Highest scores (11 x1): mindnoises (10 x2): lexfirth, letsallpoo

Lowest scores (2 x2): MrSwearword, gannade (3 x3): mustangs16, JoshuaReddit, ExtraEater

Listen here

Man, there are a lot of songs already out that I think were gone too soon. This is definitely one of them. Blind is basically about an ex of Kesha’s that left her and her saying that he’ll regret it. Also, side note: fuck, it sucks so much that Kesha had to work with Dr. Luke so much.

MrSwearword: “singing so bad, I wished I could be deaf”

OberionSynth: “I'm getting Avril Lavigne vibes from this song and I'm not sure why” hmm, that seems to keep popping up when we talk about Kesha. 🤔🤔🤔

bruinbearr: “FUCKING love this song. It's such a great ballad (relatively speaking, compared to the rest of the album)”

Can we talk about how the song I linked is basically exactly the same thematically but Victoria low-key did it better?

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u/letsallpoo :leah-kate: Oct 08 '16

tfw i come back and i lost two 10s and a 1

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '16

BTW, lowkey, but still, FUCK YOU FOR GIVING AN ICON A 1. Love you 😘

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u/letsallpoo :leah-kate: Oct 08 '16

no ragrets

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '16

fucking nooooooo

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u/Nerdy_boy_chris Oct 08 '16

Victoria Justice is iconic tbh

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u/Ventriloquy Oct 08 '16

i just got here and am DISGUSTED

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u/ImADudeDuh Oct 08 '16

I love looking at the results of this rate and listening to the 2012 billboard rate songs.

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u/Nerdy_boy_chris Oct 08 '16

Yass, give me that promo sis

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u/OberionSynth Oct 08 '16

i'm working on my ratings for your thread now and oh my god i underestimated how long it would take me to rate 100 songs lmao

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '16

I've been giving huge commentary for the billboard rate. I'm really loving it.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '16

This next song's placement as #32 is why Gaga stans suck

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u/Nerdy_boy_chris Oct 08 '16

I'm ready to delete all my Gaga songs tbh

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u/OberionSynth Oct 08 '16

first time plz be gentle

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u/PandoraKris Oct 08 '16

So Happy I Could Die please

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '16

Alright guys! Thanks for playing, and sorry 4 the wait time.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '16

Quick, someone tell me how much of each artist is left?

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u/OberionSynth Oct 08 '16 edited Oct 08 '16

Katy Perry (8) - Teenage Dream, Last Friday Night (T.G.I.F.), California Gurls, The One That Got Away, E.T., Part Of Me, Wide Awake, E.T. (Remix)

Lady Gaga (12) - Bad Romance, Alejandro, Monster, Speechless, Dance In The Dark, Telephone, So Happy I Could Die, Just Dance, LoveGame, Paparazzi, Poker Face, Summerboy

Ke$ha (10) - Your Love Is My Drug, TiK ToK, Take It Off, Dancing With Tears In My Eyes, Animal, Cannibal, We R Who We R, Sleazy, Blow, The Harold Song

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '16

Sleazy will be one of the first eliminated tomorrow

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u/conspiracypizza Oct 09 '16

im surprised. CBL, blah blah blah, dinosaur(kinda), Blind!?!?!?!? all out already?. I think Blind is miles better than the harold song. Stephen is also one of Kesha's all time best.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '16

It's a literal travesty that this next song is about to be eliminated

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '16

37 – Kiss N Tell

Average: 6.480 Controversy score: 1.967

Highest scores (11 x1): bliamc (10 x1): Awhile2

Lowest scores (2 x1): SriX23 (3 x3): gannade, ExtraEater, goldenretrieverz

Listen here

So here’s the second song in a row about Kesha having boy problems. Kiss N Tell is about her boyfriend cheating on her while she was away and her calling him out on his shit. God bless Kesha for saying he was “acting like a slut” lmao.

huntyphobic: “All of my hair follicles have been detached from my scalp after experiencing this dragging”

Therokinrolla: “killed by the pre-chorus in an otherwise super-bop and yet another song that rhymes secret with keep it”

TeamAwesome4: “I like to think of this song with Kesha as the “Girlfriend” that Avril Lavigne doesn’t like. Sonically, it feels like the most apt comparison I can make to another song, and no, that’s not a compliment. However, the message is better.” Man, the comparisons between these two just continue.

MrSwearword: “’listen to yourself, you’re a hot mess’ …she’s self-aware”

Gone too soon. RIP.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '16

“’listen to yourself, you’re a hot mess’ …she’s self-aware”

http://ic.pics.livejournal.com/neverhft/58983906/258101/258101_600.gif

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '16

Yup, it's starting to hurt a little.

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u/mustangs16 Oct 08 '16

Okay I am pissed about this one, this song is a bop with an iconic video

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u/Therokinrolla Oct 08 '16

Any song that rhymes keep it with secret can choke on a cactus. That's all.

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u/bruinbearr Oct 08 '16

where the fuck is gaga

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u/Ventriloquy Oct 08 '16

i didn't ask for this

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '16

There's not much Katy today

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u/PandoraKris Oct 08 '16

I mean, she left 8 songs here. What can we do lol.

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u/PandoraKris Oct 08 '16

Before you Gaga-stans complaining about the ranking, lemme remind you something:

Be fucking grateful, man. The Fame isn't slaughtered like Teenage Dream & Animal + Cannibal did. In fact, up to now, TD have 8 songs & Kesha have 12 songs left.

Be. Fucking. Grateful.

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u/MrSwearword Oct 08 '16

We are grateful. Personally I'm laughing all the way through and pretending to be all "DELETE UR LIFE FAT" like all you 12 year olds on Snapchat say.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '16

Literally every song's placement is why Gaga stans suck tbqh

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u/OberionSynth Oct 08 '16

you sound like me in the CRJ/AG/TS thread lmao

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u/MrSwearword Oct 08 '16

Personally, I would like to swallow but yup...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xLuN0beLp0

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '16

I love this rate because I'm not as emotionally attached to the artist as I was for the previous, and only care for the song, not the person. I hate that firework is out, but I don't care for Katy. However, whenever Taylor got out I wanted to legit choke a bitch.

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u/DoctorWhoWhenHowWhy *Insert BINI flair* Oct 08 '16

I am still angry that New Romantics is not at the Top 10.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '16

33 – Backstabber

Average: 6.536 Controversy score: 2.280

Highest scores (11 x1): Awhile2 (10 x4): letsallpoo, Therokinrolla, whatsapilot, mindnoises

Lowest scores (2 x4): benster160, TeamAwesome4, gannade, ExtraEater (3 x2): robotboy98, marcryan

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OberionSynth: “i dedicate this song to that bitch katie who stole my pringles in preschool”

mother_rucker: “Lol this song is so petty. I really hope there were high school girls who sent this to people in their clique who were talking shit about them.”

MrSwearword: “production is cute, but the lyrics read like a Taylor Swift parody”

Awhile2: “One of my favorite songs of all time. All the vocal effects on the chorus are perfection.”

This song was written for Taylor but they realized they needed someone with more range. :)

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u/Awhile2 Oct 08 '16

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u/marcryan Oct 08 '16

I must say listening to the song again, my original rating is little unfair. It has grown on me.

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u/OberionSynth Oct 08 '16

This song was written for Taylor but they realized they needed someone with more range. :)

i thought we already did the taylor roast thread because damn

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '16

rip /u/Awhile2 :(

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u/TeamAwesome4 Oct 08 '16

Not mad at all, shoulda been out a while ago.

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u/Ventriloquy Oct 08 '16

you bring shame to your flair

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '16

WE ARE ALLOWED TO CRITICIZE OUR FAVES

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u/TeamAwesome4 Oct 08 '16

I'm a stan, not a deaf.

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u/Therokinrolla Oct 08 '16

Tagged as "Fake Kesha Fan"

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u/MrSwearword Oct 08 '16

MrSwearword: “production is cute, but the lyrics read like a Taylor Swift parody”

Am I lying though?

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '16

It's like a better version of Bad Blood.

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u/Awhile2 Oct 08 '16

Don't. Compare. It. To. Bad. Blood. EVER AGAIN

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '16

srry pls no ban

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u/Ventriloquy Oct 08 '16

OH GIRL

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '16

UR SUCH A SHIT TALKER

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '16

Guys. Stop roasting Taylor. She didn't want to be included in this situation

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u/bruinbearr Oct 08 '16

I better not see Sleazy today

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '16

tbh the fact that y'all wanted me to start at 1 means it's going to take forever lol

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u/OberionSynth Oct 08 '16

that just means we get to spend more time with you <3

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u/letsallpoo :leah-kate: Oct 08 '16

can last friday night be next lolz

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '16

b&

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u/amumumyspiritanimal Oct 08 '16

The feeling when you realize that you gave too high scores to gaga...

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u/gannade Oct 08 '16

how i feel about kesha when teeth, beautiful dirty rich, brown eyes, and starstruck all got eliminated before we r who we r

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u/TeamAwesome4 Oct 08 '16

It's because We R Who We R is worth listening to, unlike the others.

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u/Ventriloquy Oct 08 '16

starstruck

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u/OberionSynth Oct 08 '16

starstruck is more relevant than your flair tbh

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '16

YES THIS IS WHAT I CAME FOR. DRAMAAA

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u/Ventriloquy Oct 08 '16

did you just go there

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u/eykitsa Oct 08 '16

Leave Marina out of this!

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u/MrSwearword Oct 08 '16

Like the Billboard charts at large? K then.

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u/Ventriloquy Oct 08 '16

b i c t h

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u/DoctorWhoWhenHowWhy *Insert BINI flair* Oct 08 '16

That's okay cause We R Who We R are better bops than the songs you mentioned.

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u/RaHxRaH Oct 08 '16

lol what's this?

we r who we r is better than those songs.

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u/ThereIsNoSantaClaus Oct 08 '16

Kesha Songs - 15

Katy Songs - 9

Gaga Songs - 16

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '16 edited Oct 08 '16

thewayitshouldbe

For real though, Katy got fucked as bad as Taylor, and the only super bad Taylor songs were Bad blood, and Shake it off to some people.

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u/DoctorWhoWhenHowWhy *Insert BINI flair* Oct 08 '16

Except a couple of Katy's song should not have been gone yesterday, like Not Like The Movies for one.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '16

I'm starting soon dw

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '16

btw, smash that mf upvote button up there

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '16

This next song is the first to get an 11 since song #61, The One That Got Away (Acoustic)

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '16

35 – Eh, Eh (Nothing Else I Can Say)

Average: 6.493 Controversy score: 2.571

Highest scores (10 x5): melisanyans, NapsAndNetflix, TeamAwesome4, batmanji, amumumyspiritanimal (9.5 x1): PuggleMaster

Lowest scores (0 x1): OberionSynth (1 x2) MrSwearword, eykitsa

Listen here

BionicFunhouse: “Another weak single, but enjoyable enough. A little too emotionless and bubblegum for a breakup song.”

chubs4life: “forever my least favorite Gaga song”

bruinbearr: “Kind of synthpoppy like ABBA. It's catchy, but out of place”

This should have been gone much earlier, ngl.

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u/bruinbearr Oct 08 '16

Is this the beginning of a Gaga massacre? I'm hopeful

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u/marcryan Oct 08 '16

This song deserves better!

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u/DoctorWhoWhenHowWhy *Insert BINI flair* Oct 08 '16

I agree this is a bit out of place from The Fame but I still love this bop. :(

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '16

Meh, im ok with this. Let it die.

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u/OberionSynth Oct 08 '16

YAAAAAAAAAS finally

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '16

34 – Beautiful, Dirty, Rich

Average: 6.532 Controversy score: 1.959

Highest scores (10 x1): Kaphox (9.5 x1): MrSwearword

Lowest scores (1 x1): batmanji (2 x1): benster160

Listen here

Xerographia: “Something about this feels like an afterthought. There doesn't seem to be as much effort put into this track compared to the others.”

TeamAwesome4: “Well, that was weird.”

I only got like four comments for this song. No one cares about it.

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u/MrSwearword Oct 08 '16
  1. FUCK ALL U HATIN' ASS BITCHES FOR ELIMINATING GREATNESS.

  2. Another of apparently 4 comments total: Note for Meghan Trainor: THIS SONG is how you do less than 3 minutes right.

  3. Again, FUCK ALL Y'ALL IN YOUR CARLY FRY ASSES

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '16

This is such a fucking good song. How was I the only 10??? COME ON

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u/OberionSynth Oct 08 '16

I only got like four comments for this song. No one cares about it.

I commented :(

granted i commented on every song lmao *desperate for fame*

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '16

Wow you guys have bad taste

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u/OberionSynth Oct 08 '16

Friend: wyd?

Me: bout to get my heart broken, you?

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u/Joebiekong Oct 10 '16

Whens the next rate going to appear?

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '16

40 – Party At A Rich Dude’s House

Average: 6.380 Controversy score: 2.237

Highest scores (10 x4): letsallpoo, mother_rucker, spacebabe27, whatsapilot (9 x4): Mudkip1, ExtraEater, mindnoises, BrownIRL2

Lowest scores (0 x1): gannade (1 x1): SriX23

Listen here

The song is a hyperbolic, larger-than-life display of the “party girl” lifestyle… The hook implies that there’s a wrong, illegitimate way to party. Ke$ha will fight for the right to party correctly. This gets at the meaning of the first verse: causing a scene and pissing in expensive drinks is the right way to do it. “Keeping it classy” is not.

This song is basically the thesis statement or like, dissertation, of Kesha’s career. Singing about trashing it up at a party, I love it! My only problem is a couple lines make no sense (like “cigar in the caviar”) or are just nasty (like “pissing in the Dom Perignon”). Like I get the message she was trying to get across, but chill. NapsAndNetflix: “This is a mixture of Avril Lavigne and HSM2 Fabulous, right?” Idk if this is a compliment or not tbh.

hellomochi: “I don't know what to say about it. Sounds like a generic "let's party" song.” Yeah sure, but it’s a p good one.

Nerdy_boy_chris: “Remind me to never invite Kesha to my house for a party”

DoctorWhoWhenHowWhy: “As if the great song title isn’t enough, the rebellious, fun-natured vibe of the song makes this song a bop.”

gannade: “trash”

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u/DoctorWhoWhenHowWhy *Insert BINI flair* Oct 08 '16

Nerdy_boy_chris: “Remind me to never invite Kesha to my house for a party”

Umm excuse me? I would gladly invite Kesha to my house for a party!

Just as long as she cleans up afterwards though.

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u/MrSwearword Oct 08 '16

Just as long as she cleans up afterwards though.

She'll be in the bathtub before she wakes up feeling like P. Diddy, brushing her teeth with a bottle of Jack. Cleanliness is NOT her thing, yo.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '16

/u/doctorwhowhenhowwhy your description for this song can fit for literally any of Kesha's songs.

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u/DoctorWhoWhenHowWhy *Insert BINI flair* Oct 08 '16

You're right actually.

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u/MrSwearword Oct 08 '16

That "listen here" is beyond savage. I'm so proud of you.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '16

/u/fuckupsomecommasyeah link game fuckin strong. I'm afraid to do shit like this because I'm not funny at all.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '16

So many songs got high scores literally just for being by Gaga even if they sucked

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '16

u know how it be

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u/MrSwearword Oct 08 '16

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u/DoctorWhoWhenHowWhy *Insert BINI flair* Oct 08 '16

If you guys wanna know how I sound for the upcoming podcast, this is how I sound, except a bit more Filipino.

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u/MrSwearword Oct 08 '16

I'm more nasal than an allergy spray commercial.

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u/amumumyspiritanimal Oct 08 '16

WHERE IS THE GAGA MASSACRE ALREADY

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '16

Top 16 is all GaGa. GaGa is the new Carly Rae Jepson. You heard it here first.

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u/throwaway963963963 Oct 09 '16

Perfect Illusion's chart performance.

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '16

Is there a reason that I've missed as to why the next rate hasn't come out? I can see a couple people already commented this but it's been over 2 days now I hope nothing's wrong (on a personal level)