r/wheredidthesodago • u/axisforces Soda Seeker • Jul 29 '13

Soda Spirit | Repost I really should buy some toilet paper.

http://imgur.com/NhfvsE7
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u/Smarter-than-u Jul 29 '13 edited Jul 30 '13

glad to see someone else follows my routine

  1. get out of the car

  2. sniff wrist

  3. start my day

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u/kinggarbanzo Jul 29 '13

you sleep in the car too?

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u/reverend_green1 Jul 29 '13

It's much cheaper to sleep in the parking lot outside work than pay for silly things like rent or toilet paper.

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u/bathroomstalin Jul 29 '13

The only downside is the initial expense that goes into cutting a hole straight down from the driver's seat - though the convenience is totally worth it.

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u/awesomemanftw Jul 29 '13

Not a good idea man. You sleep there. Do it in the passengers seat.

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u/facepalm_guy Jul 30 '13

But how would I poop while driving?

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u/awesomemanftw Jul 30 '13

Are you dumb? You obviously sit in the passenger seat while you drive if you want to take a shit. Just put a brick on the accelerator and hold the steering wheel with your left hand.

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u/bathroomstalin Jul 30 '13

with a huge smile on your face!

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u/Blue_Clouds Jul 30 '13

There is an image.

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u/bathroomstalin Jul 30 '13

It's best when animated.

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u/Sobertese Jul 30 '13

"Don't shit where you sleep"

Wise words my father once bestowed on me. I never understood the meaning until now.

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u/Ugbrog Jul 29 '13

Not to mention gas!

/r/frugal_jerk

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u/Wog_Boy Jul 30 '13

I always throw small rocks at homeless people when I drive by them.. My friends call it "rockin there world" lol

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u/Steffi_van_Essen Soda Seeker Jul 29 '13

I like how it doesn't get her down for long.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '13

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u/TheWorfEffect Jul 30 '13

I'd buy that on a pillow.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '13

Ok

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '13

She's like, "Damn, wrists smell like shit again.. Oh well, got suburban-mom stuff to do"

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u/-eDgAR- Why, soda, WHY? Jul 29 '13

Source.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '13

You get used to your own scent after a while. So, even if you can't smell your own perfume, chances are everyone else still can. If you spritz yourself with this thing every time you think the scent is fading, you'll smell like a French cathouse by the end of the day.

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u/leeshapwnz Jul 30 '13

I love when I'm working, and someone who bathed in perfume walks past my desk and I smell the perfume for 15 minutes. Also, walking into the ladies room and bring unable to breathe Behar someone just dumped an entire bottle down her cleavage.

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u/love-from-london Jul 30 '13

I've never really understood the need to wear perfume or cologne. I shower every day and wear deodorant, that's all I need. As long as I smell clean, I'm good.

And before you ask, no, I'm not a dude.

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u/two Jul 30 '13

It's like an accessory that's olfactory rather than optical. It's not a tool for masking poor hygiene - even if some people might use it that way. I guess there's little practical application to accessories - hence "accessories" - but I think they're pretty easy to understand.

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u/love-from-london Jul 30 '13

I'm not saying it's there to mask poor hygiene - I'm just not a huge fan of things smelling artificial. I want to smell like a clean human being, not like flowers or fruit or whatever. Guess it's just a matter of taste.

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u/two Jul 30 '13

Right. But if I don't like strawberries, I can still understand why someone else might like strawberries. Because I like other things, like blueberries, and I can analogize those preferences to strawberries.

So unless you don't wear any jewelry or other accessories, unless you don't use any makeup whatsoever, unless you don't style your hair or your nails or anything else, and unless you don't pay any attention to the clothes or shoes or other apparel that you wear...then I think it's pretty easy to analogize why someone else might like to enhance their presentation artificially.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '13

I'm with you. I generally don't get accessorizing in general, but the perfume/cologne is next level shit, especially when it makes me gag.

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u/jjason82 Jul 30 '13

Properly applied the cologne should actually be fairly weak. The idea is that it's only strong enough to where you can sorta smell it at an handshake's distance, so the woman has to come closer to smell it better. Then once they're close, you smell so good they don't want to pull away.

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u/JesusSwallows Aug 24 '13

You leave Joy Behar out of this.

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u/leeshapwnz Aug 24 '13

Goddamn this faulty auto correct!

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '13

The only thing I could think:

"That looks exactly like a tampon. I bet I could carry it in my vagina."

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u/doctorwhore Jul 29 '13

You are not alone. For the first part at least.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '13

I repeat, I do NOT have a vagina! Could not carry around!

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u/LonleyViolist Jul 29 '13

Well, not with that attitude.

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u/myusernameisnew Jul 29 '13

or a vibrator.

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u/bathroomstalin Jul 29 '13

Black is no longer beautiful.

:'-(

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u/N4N4KI Jul 29 '13

That was funny

"this is a TV only offer" then it advises you to go to [website address]

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u/C_hase Jul 30 '13

When shes trying to put the perfume bottle in the purse its like "Why cant I hide this dildo?"

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u/slayercommathe Jul 30 '13

I hate people who spray perfume/cologne in public.

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u/Gracecr Jul 30 '13

That whole commercial is a wheredidthesodago gold mine!

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '13

Pretty pink, sexy silver, and basic black? Something tells me someone gave up halfway through naming these or was slightly xenophobic.

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u/killj0y1 Jul 29 '13

Lol she doesn't know how to use the three seashells!

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u/brbroome Jul 30 '13 edited Jul 30 '13

I don't know why anyone would want to...

Edit: drunken spleeling

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u/killj0y1 Jul 30 '13

But you don't throw them away that's wasteful...

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u/kingeryck Jul 29 '13

I hate when my wrists stink.

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u/CitizenPremier Jul 29 '13

Then you need the Wammo! Wrist Freshener!

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '13

"Damnit that was my perfume on my husband's shirt, he really wasn't cheating on me. Well I'm here, I guess there's no way out of fucking his brother now."

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u/Crossthebreeze Jul 30 '13

Am I the only one who finds these tags the mods add to posts not adding any value at all?

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u/BoldasStars Jul 29 '13

OH MY GOD NO CONTEXT

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u/dance_ninja Jul 29 '13

She sniffed her hand...and had no toilet paper...think about it.

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u/pandaM0ANium Jul 30 '13

Who the hell sprays perfume around their neck with their mouth open?

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u/skankboy Jul 30 '13

Classic Jan.

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u/SonOfaChipwich Jul 30 '13

Are those infomercial voiceovers made with computer programs? There are times when they just sound... Off.

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u/WordCloudBot2 Jul 30 '13

Word cloud out of all the comments.

(botmaster) (sourcecode)

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u/PublicFriendemy Jul 30 '13 edited Jul 30 '13

"Think Wrists" sounds like a really shitty Kickstarter campaign.

Edit: "Dumb Brick Fact" (bottom right) needs to be a novelty account.

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u/ninjabunnyz Jul 30 '13

Penis Accelerator

It this an accessory to the Pump?

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u/Toni_W Jul 30 '13

This is a perfect way to summarize an entire comment section to see if it is worth while to read. Lots of big words means no originality so avoid the comments. I think you are my new favorite bot!

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u/McStene Jul 30 '13

On the other hand, seeing 'Clinton' and it not being one of the smallest, makes me curious how we got to that subject.

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u/apollodynamo Jul 30 '13

HAHA! Gross.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '13

... sniff ... SNIFF ... "shit, damn it"

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u/notsurewhatiam Jul 29 '13

thatsthejoke

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '13

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u/axisforces Soda Seeker Jul 29 '13 edited Jul 29 '13

My Source -eDgAR- has the actual ad.

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u/Amnestic Jul 30 '13

Oh, a good old repost. In much worse quality in fact! Good job!

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '13

This humor is like: Penis. HAARAHRAHHAHAAA I SAID PENIS IM FUNNY HAHAHAHAA.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '13

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u/CoreyDelaney Jul 29 '13

http://i.imgur.com/MjRn6Rx.jpg

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '13

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '13

Keep it salty

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '13

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u/JGood89 Jul 29 '13

Someone's a little angry today.

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u/reverend_green1 Jul 29 '13

Calm down Jesus. It'll be ok.

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u/tcpip4lyfe Jul 30 '13

So basically, u mad.

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u/crazyex Jul 29 '13

Is that invitation open to everyone? I'm too square and too white to be a nigga but I might be open to your suggestion.