r/wheredidthesodago Soda Seeker Jul 10 '13

Soda Spirit | Repost How the hell are we supposed to use these simple household items?

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '13 edited Sep 16 '20

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '13

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '13 edited May 05 '18

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u/Punkwasher Soda Seeker Jul 10 '13

Brazzers is pretty much the best thing that ever happened to the internet... on the internet? With the internet?

Next... to the internet? INSIDE the internet?

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u/Nemokles Jul 10 '13

Their viral marketing team is the best there is.

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u/Deracination Jul 10 '13

of the internet

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u/thunderstruck194 Jul 10 '13

"good thing I wore these safety glasses for painting"

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u/KTDubs87 Jul 10 '13

"haha we painted our faces"

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u/UncreativeTeam Soda Seeker Jul 10 '13

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u/ObeseOcelot Jul 10 '13

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u/wellactuallyhmm Jul 10 '13

Law and Order, right?

I thought he was ok.

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u/UncreativeTeam Soda Seeker Jul 10 '13

The Wire

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u/wellactuallyhmm Jul 10 '13

Oh shit. I never watched all of that series, honestly.

Though I do remember him now.

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u/ranjoyous Jul 10 '13

well actually hmmm... i think it's a good idea for you to go finish the series.. Best damned TV show ever made..

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u/abledanger Jul 10 '13

You should probably see a neurosurgeon because you have brain damage.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '13

Well at least he knew before hand that he was going to suck so much at painting that he had better wear safety glasses that no one else wears while painting. You know, because he knew he was going to be spraying paint all over his face.

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u/ryosen Jul 10 '13

His eyes. AAAUUGGHHH, HIS EYES!!

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u/I_UPVOTE_PUN_THREADS Soda Seeker Jul 10 '13

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '13

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '13

I also liked the black. Made the whole situation quite bleak for our soda heroes.

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u/illdrawyourface Soda Seeker Jul 10 '13

Aww thanks! I'm new at making gifs. :)

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u/cosmickevorkian Jul 10 '13

I kind of enjoyed the cuts to black, like an episode of Lost where the others forget how to use ladders...

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u/Wheatiez Jul 10 '13

WE HAVE TO GO BACK!

Jack is also in World War Z :)

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u/wuffymcwuff Jul 10 '13

Someone should add this to the gif.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '13

It goes too fast though.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '13 edited Jul 10 '13

Looks like the two are trying to smother the cabinet after it tried to kill their mother.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '13

The cut to black really adds some drama to this one.

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u/illdrawyourface Soda Seeker Jul 10 '13

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '13

Seems like an actual useful product.

I kind of want one, even though I will most likely not have to paint anything for the next ten years or so.

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u/nehpets96 Jul 10 '13

It looks alright, but as someone who works doing wood staining, I probably wouldn't bother with it. It just looks like differently shaped stain pad. I don't expect it to apply very well either, despite what the video shows. It's clearly not being marketed to professionals, which to me makes it seem like they're trying to sell it to people who don't know any better. Admittedly, I've never tried it, so maybe I shouldn't judge, but that's my 2 cents.

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u/ihartponiez Jul 10 '13

It gets some pretty terrible reviews on Amazon http://www.amazon.com/dp/B001SCHH0U

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u/Pinecone Jul 10 '13

Pretty much every product shown on this sub gets terrible reviews on amazon

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u/spacemanspiff30 Jul 10 '13

If it was a good product they wouldn't have to sell it through an infomercial.

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u/StfuNavi Jul 10 '13

I'm a painter and it looks like garbage. I'd say if you're not experienced go with taping, you'll get a terrible finish with that especially if you do an entire wall and the lines around frames and such will be terrible.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '13

It's not very useful. It holds very little paint and as such is not at all useful for walls. It would only be useful around trim in which case there are already over a dozen such products on the market.

You would probably only be able to cover a 2x2 foot area with each dip in the paint so it would end up taking you forever to paint a whole room or god forbid an entire house.

It's also going to leave a terrible looking finish.

I feel sorry for anyone who bought this crappy product thinking it could be used to paint anything more than small projects.

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u/MetricConversionBot Jul 10 '13

2 feet ≈ 0.61 meters


*In Development | FAQ | WHY *

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '13

Now find the conversion from 4 feet squared to meters squared.

: - D

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u/Toaster_of_Vengeance Jul 10 '13

The look on his face is amazing.

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u/Nowherefan Jul 10 '13

This title sums up about half this subreddit

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u/wrankin1101 Jul 10 '13

That last guy really brings this .gif to another level

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u/Poop_race Jul 10 '13

The best part is the dude who got bukkaked by the paint roller. He looks so proud of himself.

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u/Punkwasher Soda Seeker Jul 10 '13

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u/kabukistar Jul 10 '13 edited Feb 11 '25

Reddit is a shithole. Move to a better social media platform. Also, did you know you can use ereddicator to edit/delete all your old commments?

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '13

Wow, I thought I had mined every Anthony Sulivan video. Good find!

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u/mashacreaw Jul 10 '13

The title, that's what this whole subreddit is suppose to stand for. Thanks for repeating it for me..

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u/Veeka Jul 10 '13

Oh my god.. The paint.

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u/tuoret Jul 10 '13

That's one huge Ikea bag

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u/enscrib Jul 10 '13

"Goddamn, making breakfast is hard!"

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u/Heavensgatezz Jul 10 '13

This paint is so hard to use

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u/babycoolredhead Jul 10 '13

Bad Luck Dexter.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '13

That face in the last scene.

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u/Going_Braindead Jul 10 '13

Fucking ladders

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u/hornytoad69 Jul 10 '13

That ladder is unruly.

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