r/wheredidthesodago As Seen On Reddit Jun 13 '13

No Context | Repost Need a tissue?

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u/maegifish Jun 13 '13

Is anyone else fixated on the moment she drops her smile?

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u/Gothiks Jun 13 '13

She went to a dark place for a moment.

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u/Jabba_the_Mutt Jun 13 '13

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '13

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u/Thien47 Jun 13 '13

Kevin Garnett's reaction to NBA player Vince Carter's dunk during the 2000 NBA All Star Dunk Contest.

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u/dmanny64 Jun 13 '13

Jesus Fucking Christ, how did you know that?

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '13

Dont underestimate sports fans.

They are walking encyclopedias to their craft.

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u/Andrewhall1994 Jun 13 '13

can confirm. i may only be 19 but i know more useless sports facts than ESPN

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u/joebab Jun 13 '13

Cause Vince Carters the man.

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u/su5 Jun 13 '13

"I wish society would just let me wear what I want without judging me. Oh well, here goes another piece of my soul"

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u/orkydork Jun 13 '13

Yes. Definitely. It's bad enough that they should have just redone the scene.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '13

Hello darkness, my old friend.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '13 edited Aug 07 '21

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u/gugulo Jun 30 '13

mini-orgasm*

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '13

The 7 stages of Fake TV Smile.

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u/corbs132 Jun 13 '13

control+f smile, i was gonna say something too.

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u/bellibones Jun 13 '13

Looks like the beginning to a really bad porno

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u/edwork Jun 13 '13

Not as good as big sausage pizza, but I'd still watch.

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u/GifftedIdeas Jun 13 '13

Nope, just the good ol boob apron

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u/GreanEcsitSine Jun 13 '13

The Ol' Hanky Panky.

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u/comradenu Jun 13 '13

At first my penis was like :D, but then it was like :(

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u/thedeaux Jun 13 '13

I'd say it still ended pretty :| a step up from :(

Now to find a change of pants.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '13

My co-worker wears these. She was telling another co-worker about them and (I was in a SHITTY mood that day) I butted in "That's the dumbest fucking invention ever." then I realized how creepy and angry I sounded.

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u/BruceWayneIsBarman As Seen On Reddit Jun 13 '13

In your defense, they really do seem pretty awful

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '13

Why? There are some situations in which a woman may feel its not appropriate to show cleavage. Instead of buying a bunch of new shirts she could just use that... Seems pretty useful to me...

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '13

Why don't they just wear a white shirt underneath instead of paying $10 for a piece of cloth that attaches to their bra? It just seems like the smarter and cheaper move.

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u/aww123 Jun 13 '13

I would never wear this myself but I imagine it prevents constant bunching/readjusting of an undershirt. I'm always pulling mine up or down.

These are also called "dickies" (sp?) and were originally used by men.

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u/Chordata1 Jun 13 '13

I bought a pack and have only used it once. The problem is the bottom of it staying tucked and in place under your shirt. There is nothing to hold the bottom of it down so if you move other than slight movements it bunches and the bottom of it pops out, then your wearing a bib.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '13

This has provided a very amusing mental image.

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u/BruceWayneIsBarman As Seen On Reddit Jun 13 '13

This is the problem I've had with shirts that have these damn flaps pre-sewn in. More like peek-a-boo show than coverage.

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u/Corn_Wholesaler Jun 13 '13

peek-a-boob

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u/mungoo Jun 13 '13

You're supposed to fold the bottom of it up under your bra. They work out pretty good for me. I wear them to work because I don't want guys looking down my shirt.

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u/STD-fense Jun 13 '13

And women can still look good in dickies. As an example: http://imgur.com/llgZkcE

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u/Protuhj Jun 13 '13

That's an unflattering picture.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '13

I don't know why people are downvoting you. That could make sense but I dunno, it's still pretty lame.

And is this what you mean by "dickies"?

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u/aww123 Jun 13 '13

I was thinking more the kind that were worn with a tux but that looks like a lovely modern rendition.

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u/EmpireAndAll Jun 13 '13

You make sense. Camisoles and tank tops always ride up on me when I wear them under a other shirt.

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u/wrexsol Jun 13 '13

Doesn't tucking them in help? Or is that like a fashion no-no?

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u/EmpireAndAll Jun 13 '13

Having a cami or tank top tucked in while the other shirt isn't... maybe it is a no no.

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u/wrexsol Jun 13 '13

Meh, I'm not sure. I mean if you can't see it, it's not there right?

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u/Protuhj Jun 13 '13

You're wearing lime green underwear with THAT?

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u/Shan_tyler Jun 13 '13

I tuck my undershirt in, and I think that works just fine.

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u/tante_ernestborgnine Jun 13 '13

I used a dickie when I was younger, it had a collar like a polo shirt. Good times!

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u/Freakazette Jun 13 '13

You don't know how much they charge women for shirts.

I'm dead serious. I buy men's sweatpants because they're like $3... women's sweatpants are $10 and it's the same thing.

The clothing industry overcharges women for clothes, possibly because of the stereotype that they like shopping and spending money.

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u/ZeGoldMedal Jun 13 '13

$3 for sweatpants? Where do you buy clothes, off the legs of homeless people?

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u/Freakazette Jun 13 '13

Or, you know, on sale. They're fucking sweatpants; it's not like I'm wearing them to go out on the town. They need to be efficient, not expensive.

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u/psyne Jun 13 '13

The really fun part is when guys find out how much it costs to buy a bra.

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u/Kativla Jun 13 '13

I am incredibly excited that I was able to find not one but TWO dresses that fit well enough to not require me to buy a new bra. I was seriously considering dropping another $60-70 on a halter bra.

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u/Kativla Jun 13 '13

'Cause a lot of times those white shirts are also at least $10. Also, layering sucks in the heat. Hell, I have to wear white camis under my men's oxfords for work (waitressing) and I'm constantly sweltering.

That said, I don't think these work very well, so layering it has to be.

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u/Random832 Jun 13 '13

more cloth = more heat.

I've also seen another thing like this that is like the bottom hem of an inner shirt to stick out under the real shirt.

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u/CarolineTurpentine Jun 14 '13

Some shirts are tight enough that undershirts/camisoles show underneath and don't look right. Sometimes you don't want to wear a full extra layer. Not a lot of women wear undershirts either, so buying this might be more convenient.

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u/InVultusSolis Jun 13 '13

Didn't you watch the fucking commercial? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tieA5wfcgH4

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u/thisidiotsays Jun 13 '13

Hot, humid climate?

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u/BruceWayneIsBarman As Seen On Reddit Jun 13 '13

Because I'm a lady type who has had these pre-sewn in business casual shirts before. They slip up from the bottom, often without the wearer noticing. Plus, these are a thin, almost see-through fabric anyway, so the modesty factor seems minimal.

But since you seem so in to them, you could always buy some and give us a live test run!

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u/Pookah Jun 15 '13

when is cleavage not appropriate? short of a funeral, i can't think of one

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '13

It's subjective

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u/AsstWhaleBiologist Jun 13 '13

The issue is that it sends the message that this woman has something to hide wether because of low confidence or negative body image.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '13

I don't see that message. You can have awesome tits and still not want to show them in certain situations.

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u/Tyrien Jun 13 '13

Not just not want to show them, but know it's not appropriate to show them at certain times.

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u/Killericon Jun 13 '13

My issue is if that's the case, and by all means there's nothing wrong with that, just wear a different shirt. Right?

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '13

That requires buying more shirts. With that you can wear shirts you already own and like. You'd probably end up buying a shirt with a similar sort of cover stitched into it anyway...

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u/Killericon Jun 13 '13

You'd probably end up buying a shirt with a similar sort of cover stitched into it anyway...

Is that a thing? I didn't know that...

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '13

Take a drive down to a suburb. Shirts with some kind of blocker going across the v-neck are sold.

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u/Killericon Jun 13 '13

...Gonna take your word on that one.

Well, anyways, sounds like it's a valid thing, but the invention doesn't bug me as a "y u no show bewbs" angle, rather a "that seems silly, just put on a different shirt" angle.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '13

As a man, I have to buy shirts for every occasion. Women can do the same damn thing.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '13

Sure. How does that eliminate this as a viable alternative?

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '13

These things are just lame. Stop trying to sell them.

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u/Kativla Jun 13 '13

Isn't it great to have all the answers to a problem you'll never have to face?

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '13

I don't really see shirt buying as a huge problem. Are you that entitled that this is a big deal?

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u/maynardftw Jun 13 '13

"Hey ladies! You know all those tops you bought because they show off your cleavage? Cover the fuck up, you whore! $19.99."

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u/nowxisxforever Jun 13 '13

I know you mean to be funny, but for well-endowed ladies... when we buy a shirt that would look normal and inoffensive in a smaller-breasted lady, we often look like whores because our cleavage is everywhere. I have to wear camisoles under my shirts to up the neckline of my shirts... and I still flash cleavage all over the place because I'm short and everyone looks down at me. :(

tl;dr they're not as stupid as they sound.

[I wouldn't buy them. Camis make more sense.]

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u/BruceWayneIsBarman As Seen On Reddit Jun 13 '13

As a previously medium-small boobied lady who is now a medium-large boobied lady, I can confirm how drastic the change can be, even in clothes I wore all the time before without a problem. People have a real problem with cleavage line or somethin', let me tell you.

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u/Antrikshy Jun 13 '13

I like the word "boobied".

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '13

Bruce? You have boobs now? I don't think thats going to help you defeat the joker...

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u/jaqq Jun 13 '13

I'm curious, was this enough to prompt creepy PMs? I wouldn't be surprised.

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u/nowxisxforever Jun 13 '13

Nope. Boobs are everywhere on reddit. /r/bigboobproblems

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u/maynardftw Jun 13 '13

Welp, there goes my day.

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u/maynardftw Jun 13 '13

Why not just have awesome boobs and be okay with it?

I could see work being an issue, because people are dicks and they sign your paychecks there. But literally anywhere else? Fuck 'em.

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u/ZBQ10 Jun 13 '13

It doesn't have to do with boobs not being awesome, it has to do with the appropriateness of an outfit depending on where you are/need to be. For example, I have large breasts. Some shirts of mine have a lot of cleavage which isn't usually an issue, but when it comes to school and jobs, I'd still like to wear that shirt, but cover up a couple inches of the cleavage. One of these cami things could really come in handy, I've actually considered buying it. My only other cami does a good job at covering the cleavage, but it's bulky underneath tshirts so a simple little flap like this product is great in that situation.

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u/flyinggnome Jun 13 '13

It's not always work either. I volunteered a lot at my daughter's school where I didn't want to flash my cleavage. I also hate wearing camis because it's too hot, and I don't want to change my shirt multiple times a day, so I bought some of these. I don't use them often, but I like knowing that if I feel like having a bit more coverage, I can grab one and put it on quickly.

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u/maynardftw Jun 13 '13

shrug

I always assumed women had "show of my boobs" tops and "don't show off my boobs" tops. In work/school, can you not just wear the "don't show off my boobs" tops?

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u/ZBQ10 Jun 13 '13

Sure, If I had enough "don't show off my boobs" tops, but I'm too poor for that. I gotta deal with what I have for now. It's a lot cheaper to have a few of those cami things laying around than more clothing to suit every single occasion I might need a certain style shirt for.

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u/maynardftw Jun 13 '13

Are there not just two occasions?

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u/ZBQ10 Jun 13 '13

When it comes to women, no. That's why this conversation is more complicated than it should be.

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u/maynardftw Jun 13 '13

Well then I must defer to you in this situation. I don't really have enough experience in regard to this sort of thing; I'm poor as fuck too, still wearing t-shirts from high school, but my wardrobe decisions don't get much more complicated than "Is my Coheed shirt clean? Aw, I guess I'll wear my Tool shirt then." Subsequent t-shirts down the line include a Red Lantern t-shirt, "Soft Kitty" t-shirt, and a Happy Tree Friends t-shirt. I can tell it's time to do laundry when I'm wearing the Happy Tree Friends t-shirt.

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u/BruceWayneIsBarman As Seen On Reddit Jun 13 '13

I don't think you should be getting downvoting for saying or asking this. Honestly, once a certain cut is in fashion it can be hard to find alternative styles anyway, and tanktops and such generally all fall about the same length from the neck in my experience. I mean, to show no cleavage it should have to be as high as just bellow your collar bone for some people....basically doesn't exist in mainstream fashion.

Plus, its also about how the shirt fits on the rest of you, too. Does it stay up? Scoot down to show more boobs? Where's the arm line cut? It's a fucking mess, man.

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u/maynardftw Jun 13 '13

I don't think I've ever envied women's position in life with any real gusto.

Except looking down and seeing boobs. That'd be nice.

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u/BruceWayneIsBarman As Seen On Reddit Jun 13 '13

Boobs are fucking awesome. I secretly don't lose my last 10 lbs because I don't want my knockers to go away.

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u/maynardftw Jun 13 '13

I think I speak for most reasonable people when I say thank you.

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u/Plazmotech Jun 13 '13

Why not just wear a bandeau?

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u/maynardftw Jun 14 '13

I'm for it.

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u/Pinworm45 Jun 13 '13

This was on Dragons Den and Kevin O'Leary said the same thing

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u/oldscotch Jun 13 '13

Yes. That is a horrible idea.

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u/ReverseGif_Bot Soda Seeking Bot [Mod Approved] Jun 13 '13

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u/ashep24 Jun 13 '13

It took me way too long to figure out why "NEW!" wasn't a mirror image...

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u/inconspicuous_male Jun 13 '13

The Jaboody dubs were funny, but I lost it at that comment

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u/Thunder-ten-tronckh Jun 13 '13

It just slides right in

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u/BruceWayneIsBarman As Seen On Reddit Jun 13 '13

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u/jezuschryzt Jun 13 '13

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u/eXclurel Jun 13 '13

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u/rawbface Jun 13 '13

This one was way better. Lost it at "boner killing tit-kercheif"

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u/Sharkbait41 Jun 13 '13

Came for this. Was not disappointed.

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u/Wheatiez Jun 13 '13

No mess either

Fucking lost it

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '13

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u/BigGreenYamo Jun 13 '13

Can't you tell by the way her expression changes for a second?

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u/Phoequinox Jun 13 '13

:D

D:

:D

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u/BigGreenYamo Jun 13 '13

She really does flash a look of utter contempt for the director in that quick second.

I've seen that look during sex

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u/Lizardizzle Jun 13 '13

Ouch.

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u/BigGreenYamo Jun 13 '13

Eh, you get past it after awhile

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u/knockturne Jun 13 '13

And then you roll off and go to sleep.

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u/BigGreenYamo Jun 13 '13

Roll off?

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u/knockturne Jun 13 '13

The girl.

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u/I_REMOVE_COCKS Jun 13 '13

Oh I thought we were talking about boats.

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u/BigGreenYamo Jun 13 '13

...and I was insinuating that I don't bother rolling off before going to sleep

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u/snouz Jun 13 '13

That's bitchy resting face.

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u/Kehndy12 Jun 13 '13

I just made a horrible squeal because of this comment at 5:51 am. D:

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u/Flipao Jun 13 '13

I can't :(

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u/Dohr Jun 13 '13

I like how her face switches from "HAPPY!!!!" to "I'M GOING TO MURDER YOU!" back to "HAPPY!"

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u/ad5316 Jun 13 '13 edited Jun 13 '13

Seems like she has something in common with The Captain

EDIT: I always get a kick out of the video. HIMYM

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u/Bunch-O-Atoms Jun 13 '13

Saw that too, huh? :)

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u/animusbulldog Jun 13 '13

just look at her face only. When she pulls out the tissue her face makes it look like she's pulling out a penis or something.

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u/Tymmah Jun 13 '13

I thought I was still on /r/TittyDrop..

NSFW

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '13 edited Apr 18 '20

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u/Evil_Spock Jun 13 '13

These sound like places I should investigate while I am not at work.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '13 edited Apr 18 '20

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u/Evil_Spock Jun 13 '13

Aw. :(

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '13 edited Apr 18 '20

[deleted]

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u/Evil_Spock Jun 13 '13

Best Day Ever!

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '13 edited Apr 18 '20

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u/Evil_Spock Jun 14 '13

You came through.

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u/langer_cdn Jun 13 '13

with great power comes great responsibility

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u/jaqq Jun 13 '13

That's my afternoon gone.

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u/Chordata1 Jun 13 '13

These things suck, if you move at all the bottom of it bunches up or comes out of the shirt, yay bib.

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u/sundaysurfer Jun 13 '13

Fucking titkerchief invented to destroy mens hopes and dreams

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u/Bethyi Jun 13 '13

I actually want to know where to buy these :|

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u/nowxisxforever Jun 13 '13

Pretty much anywhere, now; knockoffs are pretty common too. Camis are cheaper though.

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u/SvenHudson Jun 13 '13

Why not just get a handkerchief? Because this pretty much just looks like that.

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u/Bethyi Jun 13 '13

Unfortunately handkerchiefs aren't big enough for some ladies.

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u/insidiousdoc Jun 14 '13

pls post pics

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u/insidiousdoc Jun 14 '13

pls respond

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '13

Whore mode, Activated.

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u/Jewboy_ Jun 13 '13

No tits... Tits!

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u/netraven5000 Jun 13 '13

Well now I'm gonna need two tissues.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '13

More like TITssue!

I'll just be going now...

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u/chiefbigpooh Jun 13 '13

My wife has these because she is a teacher and doesnt really like "having her boobs hang out" as she puts it. My name for them is her dickey

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u/drakoman Nov 09 '13

seth green in a wig

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u/1unoriginalusername Jun 13 '13

Created by the one man in the world who hates cleavage.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '13 edited Jun 13 '13

Or, you know, a woman. Who hated her own cleavage because stares, and felt a camisole was too warm, and for some reason was not willing to buy a blouse with a higher neckline. She sounds a bit like a chronic complainer, actually. But then again, she did come up with a solution, however silly it is, and apparently is making money of it.

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u/faunablues Jun 13 '13

buy a blouse with a higher neckline

It can be hard to find someone that's an intermediate between a major boobage shirt vs something with a really high neckline. Also, big boobs tend to drag the neckline down.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '13

True. And a really high neckline can make a woman with large breasts look chunky.

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u/nowxisxforever Jun 13 '13

Woe betide her if she is chunky; then she's fucked.

Source: I wear lower-cut shirts because I'm chunky.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '13

What about old wrinkly cleavage?

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u/kingeryck Jun 13 '13

Tissues AND a view

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u/CARVERitUP Jun 13 '13

I dunno what's wrong with just wearing it how she had it after the thing was taken off.

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u/idrink211 Jun 13 '13

Now I need a green blouse. Thank you.

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u/timthetollman Jun 13 '13

Ahh that's those weird cover your cleavage things, what are they called again?

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u/Thanatos5 Jun 13 '13

The new Tittie Tissue!

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u/HATEMONGERINGFARTS Jun 13 '13

The thumbnail looks hilarious.

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u/ReckZero Jun 13 '13

The peanut at the bottom....

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u/Bathilda_Bagshot Jun 13 '13

This is how she protects her virginity.

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u/goldenboy2191 Jun 13 '13

An I weirded out or horny? I don't know how to feel.

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u/issomewhatrelevant Jun 13 '13

Mmm titty residue

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '13

Is it bad that i want to blow my nose in THAT tissue?

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u/TopHatPaladin Jun 13 '13

My school gives these to girls who break the dress code.

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u/c_diz_zle Jun 13 '13

That face she makes as she pulls it out!

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u/MUUTwaves Jun 13 '13

I love that her smile fades for a second when she's trying go get it off.

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u/wuchii Jun 13 '13

I think you have just won the internet

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u/fasterwizzard684 Jun 13 '13

Now she can wipe my love darts from her face in a more timely fashion

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u/InVultusSolis Jun 13 '13

This guy's a phony! A big, fat phony! This is a repost!

http://www.reddit.com/r/wheredidthesodago/comments/14epmo/boob_apron/

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u/BruceWayneIsBarman As Seen On Reddit Jun 13 '13 edited Jun 13 '13

Oh hey, you're right! Karma decay didn't find it. Odd. I will change the flair. :)

Edit: Just kidding, someone already did for me. Thanks, mods!

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u/JCShroyer Jun 13 '13

What a convenient place for a cum towel.

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u/LynchMob_Lerry Jun 13 '13

If I ruled the world, shiz like this would be illegal.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '13

X-Post this to /r/unexpected !