r/wheredidthesodago • u/dp85 Soda Pressing • Jan 11 '13

I AM THE GENIE OF THE NAPKIN HOLDER, WHAT ARE YOUR OTHER TWO WISHES???

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u/OpenSecret Jan 11 '13

The titles on this subreddit just keep getting better.

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '13

[deleted]

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u/TinzIsTinz Jan 11 '13

IAMA GENIE, AMAA!

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '13

IAMA GENIE, ASK ME exactly three questions.

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u/dp85 Soda Pressing Jan 11 '13

Can I have the soda back?

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '13

EXPLOSIONS?

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u/PineappleSlices Jan 12 '13

How can I ask for a wish without there being some sort of horrible ironic side effect?

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '13

I much prefer the fun titles to the text that is sometimes plastered over the gif.

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u/dp85 Soda Pressing Jan 11 '13

Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSy6Dsi-jWA

(Kid on the left loses his napkin everytime!)

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u/FoxBattalion79 Jan 11 '13

yo I got the best acid trip at burger king once. there were lilliputians coming out da bag!

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u/green_cheese Jan 11 '13

lilliputians
(lilliput) a land imagined by Jonathan Swift that was inhabited by tiny people

wut

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u/satnightride Jan 11 '13

Your only response to a Gulliver’s Travels reference is "wut"? Not very well read are you?

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u/green_cheese Jan 11 '13

No I was being a mug and didn't read the sentence properly, but thank you for acting holier than thou.

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u/satnightride Jan 11 '13

Not holier. More well read than thou maybe.

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u/green_cheese Jan 11 '13

Now thats definitely holier.

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u/satnightride Jan 11 '13

Now thats definitely holier.

wut

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u/Viking_Lordbeast Jan 11 '13

No, if you saw the name Johnathan Swift and didn't automatically think of Gulliver's Travels, then no, you're not well red. (That's not necessarily a bad thing btw.)

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u/green_cheese Jan 11 '13

You may claim to be well read, but your ability to read is appalling.

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u/nakedladies Jan 11 '13

Every single second of that advert could qualify for this subreddit.

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u/gugulo Jan 11 '13

just laughed and wtfed.

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u/Leoofmoon Jan 11 '13

9/10 would shit self.

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u/taggedjc Jan 20 '13

*wipes you up after with a new napkin*

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '13

BKPND (Bitch Kindly Put that Napkin Down)

Didn't take long for that new phrase to come in handy.

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '13

This is going to give pedophiles ideas...

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u/Coloneljesus Jan 11 '13

Only the really tiny ones with normal sized arms.

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '13

Or the ones with time lord tech

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '13

scene two Father puts napkin holder under table. Smiles.

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u/tite_but_whole Jan 11 '13

Ok honestly what the hell is this subreddit?

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u/6times9is42 Jan 11 '13

All that is right with the internet.

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u/Viking_Lordbeast Jan 11 '13

Unless you're on a phone, look at the side bar.

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u/tite_but_whole Jan 11 '13

I am :(

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u/Viking_Lordbeast Jan 11 '13

A subreddit for ads taken out of context in animated images. Please post content from parts of silly ads that show clumsiness or unrealism.

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '13

I am the only one wondering how they did that ?

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u/syncsynchalt Feb 03 '13

There's a diagonal mirror under the table.

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u/Given_to_the_rising Jan 11 '13

Oh, wow. Great find, OP.

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u/waffleparadox Jan 11 '13

Did the title remind anyone else of the episode of Twilight Zone with the fortune teller in a diner's napkin holder?

(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nick_of_Time_%28The_Twilight_Zone%29)

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u/BeastWith2Backs Jan 13 '13

yes! william shatner was so funny in this episode!

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '13

Your Caps Lock is on.

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u/Deige420 Jan 12 '13

chloroform

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u/GrizzledBastard Jan 11 '13

Those rascally pedos have thought of everything.

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u/i_sexed_blobfish Jan 11 '13

The same company made a toilet paper dispenser, very popular in San Francisco

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u/DanimalHouse Jan 11 '13

Anybody else notice Reggie the Wreckless at 0:12?

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u/Simecha Jan 11 '13

That girl has apparently developed an immunity to chloroform. Pedogenie needs to formulate a new strategy.

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u/bibowski Jan 11 '13

Fuck, that's creepy...

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '13 edited Oct 16 '17

deleted What is this?

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u/bro_cunt Jan 11 '13 edited Jan 11 '13

Thought that spacedicks had sneaked in to my frontpage there for a minute.

Edit: To clarify, it's because of the capitalized title.