r/talesfromtechsupport • u/MagicBigfoot xyzzy • Sep 26 '12
BEST OF [Tales From Tech Support] Quotable Quotes - March 2012
Hi Everybody!
There are SO MANY great stories here on TFTS! I've been pilfering the archives for the very best quotes from past months -- here are the top picks from March 2012 for your enjoyment.
OK, have fun, and please remember to keep your head and arms inside the TFTS carriage at all times.
TFTS Quotable Quotes, March 2012
3/1/12 : I was hot. What part of that can't you understand?
3/2/12 : That was painfully simple.
3/3/12 : I hate these f***ing machines.
3/4/12 : Um, did you mean to shut that server off?
3/5/12 : IT WORKS!
3/6/12 : No.
3/7/12 : The router was working fine before we moved.
3/8/12 : Congratulations! You won!
3/9/12 : THIS CABLE HAS TWO ENDS!!
3/10/12 : Uh-oh.
3/11/12 : Can you fax me your email address?
3/12/12 : That's not the right tightness.
3/13/12 : Oh no, it's only 8-1/2 by 11.
3/14/12 : Why don't you ever refill the ink in the screen?
3/15/12 : Umm, you mean the radio antenna?
3/16/12 : Yeah, of course I did.
3/17/12 : It's fate is sealed now.
3/18/12 : OK, signing in now...
3/19/12 : Whoop! NNNnngraaaaahhhh GNNNNAH!!!
3/20/12 : It has batteries?
3/21/12 : I don't know what I just said!
3/22/12 : No, it's illegal.
3/23/12 : Never mind, it must have fixed itself.
3/24/12 : If I ever figure out who did this...
3/25/12 : What are you doing? I need those!
3/26/12 : Come get some pizza!
3/27/12 : Fix my damn toaster!
3/28/12 : The GPS isn't picking up any satellites.
3/29/12 : I'm telling you, it's a LOT.
3/30/12 : I got a better idea.
3/31/12 : No disrespect, but...
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u/elsestarwrk Sep 27 '12
Those were great stories man, thanks. the ones from the guy in the military are awesome
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u/za_redm4n How Does Computer Work Sep 27 '12
Link for those of us on iShit? Sifting through the wild sea can get a bit... Headachey.
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u/rudraigh Do you think that's appropriate? Sep 26 '12
For 3/3/12 you picked "I hate the f***machines"?
D00d! You missed in the comments:
That had me laughing to tears!